NewsTimes.com - Update: Police say woman groped Santa: "DANBURY -- A 33-year-old woman was charged with fourth-degree sexual assault Saturday after allegedly groping a man playing Santa Claus at the Danbury Fair mall.
Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, is charged with fourth-degree sexual assault, according to Danbury Detective Lt. Thomas Michael.
The mall Santa told police that Lamy touched him inappropriately while sitting on his lap.
"The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," Michael said.
Lamy was also charged with breach of peace.
"She must have caused a commotion over there," Michael said
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The only question I have, is was she hot? Because, if she was, why is he bitching? She must have been dog ugly for a mall Santa to complain.
But wait! The groper tells her side!NewsTimes.com - Woman accused of Santa groping: 'I did not do anything wrong' "I don't know what's going on. I don't know if he was confused, it was a false report," Sandrama Lamy, 33, said this morning.
"I did not sit on his lap. A woman there said 'Be careful, that's my husband.' I said 'What does that have to do with the picture?'" Lamy said. "That's all I said, and I left."
"A couple of hours later," security officers stopped Lamy, who was still in the mall.
Let this be a lesson to you gropers. Shop faster!
Dammit! Still no pics of the groper.
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