Sex with Marilyn

We heard an amazing story from an aging playboy
this week. Some years ago, this upper-crust
chap was chatting up a buff black man in a bar
and the conversation turned to their
occupations. The American said he was an
undertaker. And that it was to his funeral home
that Marilyn Monroe was brought on her death.
And he went on to confess that all the local
undertakers then took turns to have sex with
her corpse.


The undertaker claimed the practice was
rife in funeral parlours. (Well, why else
would you take the job?)

3 times a week

London, July 12: The biggest ever global sex survey, wherein a staggering 27,000 people, aged 18-30, expressed their saucy desires, has revealed that people want to have intercourse thrice a week.
via Daily India

Sienna Miller says sex was fake

It was a story that seemed too bizarre to be true - an insider told the New York Daily News that the reason Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen's sex scenes in Factory Girl are so steamy is because "It's not simulated. They're really doing it." The story was that, after a brief affair and break-up, the couple reunited in Toronto for some re-shoots and filmed a sex scene without the standard padding.

Sienna Miller's publicist, Leslie Sloan Zelnick, told the press this week that the scenes were only convincing because her client is such a good actress, not because of any actual lovemaking. She told the NYP, "It's not true at all. When you do a love scene, there are five or six people on the set at a minimum. They weren't having real sex. She's just a great actress."

Director George Hickenlooper didn't help the situation. When asked about the rumor he cryptically said "You'll have to ask Sienna about that. We tried to portray it tastefully. Sienna and Hayden grew close during the filming. It was an emotional experience for us all."

Of course, the star herself added fuel to the rumor, saying "We wanted to make it realistic and I watched it thinking, 'Oh my God, my dad's going to see it!' But we didn't want to hold back because it is a real and gritty film. It wouldn't fit in the film if we had an unrealistic sex scene."

When asked specifically about the rumor, while standing next to her parents, on Tuesday night, Sienna Miller said, as quoted by Playfuls.com, "Oh darling that is so horrible. You obviously don't know anything about making movies."

Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen were a couple during the filming of Factory Girl according to a friend of Hayden's who told the New York Daily News "They spent about a month hanging out. But then she decided she didn't want a relationship. Hayden was devastated. He really fell for her."

The pair then split when Sienna tried to get back with Jude Law, but another friend of Miller's told the paper, "But again, it didn't work out. At the end of last summer, she and Hayden ended up in Toronto for more shooting. They hadn't talked in six months. But it turned out to be a great reunion."

Factory Girl is about Edie Sedgwick, a protege of Andy Warhol's (played by Guy Pearce) who died of a drug overdose in the '70s. Hayden Christensen plays a singer modeled after Bob Dylan and there had been rumors of a lawsuit pending. Hickenlooper told the press on Tuesday "I think he was concerned that the Bob Dylan character was portrayed as contributing to Edie's suicide, which isn't the case at all. I think the character is very sympathetic to Edie." Miller added "It was all exaggerated within the press. There was no lawsuit filed."

Sienna Miller made headlines when Jude Law romanced her on the set of Alfie and then cheated on her with his nanny while the two were engaged. She has also been seen in Layer Cake and Casanova. She'll next appear in The Mysteries of Pittsburgh with Mena Suvari, Peter Sarsgaard, and Nick Nolte, Camille with James Franco, and Matthew Vaughn's much-anticipated follow-up to Layer Cake, Stardust with Robert De Niro, Claire Danes, and Michelle Pfeiffer.

Woman Fakes Being Lawyer to Get It On With Inmate

BALTIMORE - A 29-year-old woman allegedly forged documents and assumed the identity of an Annapolis attorney, apparently for the sole purpose of having sex with an inmate at a Baltimore prison.


"It was an elaborate scheme," said Maj. Priscilla Doggett, a spokeswoman for the prison system. "I'm not aware of something like this ever occurring before."

Police charged Tiffany Gwen Weaver, of Reisterstown with seven counts stemming from the alleged incident, including forgery, fraud, and false use of government identification. She faces up to 10 years in prison.

On Nov. 13, police allege in charging documents filed in Baltimore District Court, a woman appeared at the Maryland Reception, Diagnostic and Classification Center, claiming to be an attorney for inmate Jason Moody, who is serving 30 years for manslaughter. She had a Maryland State Bar Association Security Identification Pass with photo, identifying her as Amanda Sprehn of the Annapolis law firm Hyatt, Peters & Weber. She also gave jail officials a business card with Sprehn's name.

Once alone with Moody, the court documents allege, the two began engaging in sexual intercourse. Corrections officials assigned to monitor such visits for safety and security observed their behavior and cut the visit short.

Annapolis attorney Amanda Sprehn, the real Amanda Sprehn, told The Baltimore Examiner she was on leave when her firm received a letter banning her from the jail.

"I was out on maternity leave," she said. "They informed me they received a letter saying I had been caught having sex with an inmate — which was a real laugh."

"I haven't a clue how she got onto my identity," Sprehn said, adding that she has never represented Weaver. "I certainly feel like a victim. My reputation is at stake. There were already rumors circulating about me in Annapolis. My colleagues had to squash the rumors."

Prison investigators met with Sprehn's firm, and realized the business card and security pass were fakes. Further investigation led them to Weaver, authorities said.