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• Brit is so incompetent that she has the kids for less than a week and one of them is in the hospital with a seizure. Can't we just take these kids away from her?
• Another innocent little pop star may be pregnant, at only 18. Is it Taylor Swift ?
• The Pope is too high to go to Mexico city. Or maybe he's too old to be so high. Whatever, he's the still the Antichrist.
  

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• Charlie Sheen is in trouble for something he did in Vegas. (Hint, it involved a woman or two.)
• Tim Robbins was denied his right to vote.
• Stephen Baldwin said he'd leave the country if Obama won. I'm now taking donations for a bus ticket to TiJuana for him.
• Slutty Annalyne Mccord of the new 90210 is a lesbian.
  

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• Halle Berry wishes she could get naked as often as Kate Winslet.
• Do you really want to smell like Paris Hilton? Or Sarah Jessica Parker?
  
• Tila Tequlia hooked up with the "I'm a mac" guy.
• Could there ever be a female Doctor? Oh, and here's Billie Piper naked.
  

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• Ashley Olsen wants a boob job. Mary Kate doesn't.
• They're remaking Planet of the Apes. Again. Please stop.
• Fergie knows how to use a computer.
• Eliza Dushku as a sexy french maid, but she's hugging her dad, so that sort of takes the thrill out of it for me.
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Heidi Montag is a slutty cop for Halloween.

First Mariah Carey was a slutty firefighter, then she was slutty cookies.

Blake Lively is a naughty schoolgirl.

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Andrew, from Buffy, is gay. And all I can say is, "Why did it take you so long to figure it out? We already knew."

Courtney Cox has a new show called Cougar Town. She can't be a Cougar, she hasn't even been a milf yet, has she?

Janice Dickinson upskirt. Don't click on it. No one wants to see that.

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The new bond girl, Olga Kurylenko, has naked pics.

They are remaking Melrose Place.

And Hellraiser is getting a reboot.

Gwen Stefani named her child "Zuma". Isn't that a bad wine cooler that 14 year old girls like?

Miley Cyrus is afraid someone will find more naked pics of her.

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Paul McCartney was deported from Germany, when young, for setting fire to condoms.

They're remaking Footloose, with Zac Efron.

Madonna divorce is a disgrace to Kabballah. Speaking of which, someone went to the trouble of making a gallery of everyone Madonna has had sex with, that we know of.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno is banned in Utah.

Paris is going to space.

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This is where I put all the other stuff I find in the day.....stuff that really doesn't seem to justify a full post. And I put a picture here, because everything looks better with a pic and everyone else is doing it.



Mishca Barton rolling up a joint. I'm more of a bong man, myself. This might have gotten it's own post if she made a nipslip.

Traci Bingham is trying to get attention so she'll get her own reality show. I say we put her on The Deadliest Catch and see if she survives.

Bono. With teenagers in bikinis. He's a fucking rock star, isn't he supposed to do that?

Lindsay Lohan likes penis. Except when she likes pussy. These are good things. Embrace your inner slut, Lindsay. Just say fuck it and start doing porn. It's your destiny.

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Albus Dumbleore knocked up some witch. He's 68.

John Mccain's brother makes 911 calls to complain about traffic.

Superficial thinks Britney is a milf. I think they went blind. And dumb.

Hayden Panittierre wears granny panties.