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Homeless man dresses in women’s underwear, takes snooze at store

The Joplin Globe, Joplin, MO - Homeless man dresses in women’s underwear, takes snooze at store:

Employees of Kohl’s department store in Joplin were surprised to find a man dressed in women’s undergarments walking about the store Thursday morning when they arrived for work.

“Actually, he was wearing a pink camisole and some pink women’s underwear,” said Cpl. Chuck Niess of the Joplin, Missouri, Police Department.

The man did not attempt to leave the business, and Kohl’s employees did not try to apprehend him, Niess said. Instead, they called police at 6:01 a.m., he said. A responding officer discovered the man asleep under a blanket at the back of the store, he said.

The man was still wearing the pink negligee and panties. The undergarments — worth a total of $375 — were deemed no longer salable by Kohl’s.