lindsay lohan photoshoot

If I was painted, airbrushed and photoshopped as much as she is you would want to fuck me, too.

hustler true hollywood stories: lindsay lohan

With a great quote from Paris Hilton, "She had to know her tit fell out. I always know when my tit falls out. I mean, come on, it gets cold."

2 new lindsay lohan pic

She posted these to her twitter account.

First she was Marilyn Monroe, now she thinks she's Michael Jackson. Watch out little boys!

lindsay lohan's drunk ass

You know you've had too much to drink when you have to bend waaaaay over to get the little key in the little lock thingy.

Here's Lindsay doing that. And showing the whole her ass.

lindsay lohan topless

Lindsay Lohan posted a photo of herself, topless, to twitter. With the blonde hair over her boobs like that she looks like Lady Godiva.

lindsay pulls a britney

They should have classes in young slutty starlet school about how to get out of a car.

So here's a picture of Lindsay Lohan's vadge. It looks like an old woman's. I don't do any of that not safe for work bullshit. If you're at work you should be looking at this kind of site, anyway. Unless you're like me and it is your work.

lindsay lohan

So easy a caveman can do her.



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here's someone else's version of the lindsay gollum

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lindsay lohan vs gollum

Compare and contrast.

And I made an lol for it.


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lindsay lohan is an orange scarecrow in a bikini

Compare this one to the older one.




Sure, she's less orange in the second one. Orange seems to be a popular skin color these days.

vanessa hudgens and lindsay lohan in cagney and lacey

The geniuses in Hollywood are talking about making a movie version of Cagney and Lacey starring Lindsay and Vanessa.

That's stupid. They should do porn instead.

lindsay lohan's eharmony ad

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

lindsay lohan is a crazy twit

The night before and during the time police were outside her door Lindsay Lohan was twittering away. Her account is http://twitter.com/sevinnyne. She was making some crazy tweets. Even though her updates are protected someone leaked screenshots of her insanity.

What's the point of protecting your updates if you're letting The Onion follow you?

Here's the screenshot of the tweets.

And here is a recent photoshoot she did.

lindsay lohan spray tan ad

Lindsay is endorsing a new spray on tan. Probably a good idea if you're a freckle face.

lindsay lohan as madonna

mischa, lilary, linday and gisele

from Hot Celebs Home. They are really on the ball this week.

I'm just going to do all of them in the same post. Just think of it as group sex.

Mischa Barton in fhm.






Here's Lindsay Lohan in white again.




Hillary Duff.... not looking that great. She looks tired.




Gisele Bundchen in a bikini.




If you like them too skiny and with leathery sundamaged skin then she's the girl for you.

lindsay's coke nose

Ummm... Lindsay, if you're going to do coke, blow your nose before your pic is taken, ok?

the superficial calls lindsay lohan's newborn half sister a bastard

The Superficial - Lindsay Lohan just got best Christmas present ever: A bastard half-sister! Thanks, Santa!


Here's what I had to say to them.

"Dude, you just called a newborn baby a bastard.

It's one thing to say mean things to celebrities. They often deserve it and they get so much good stuff said about them that they need something to balance it out.

Don't you think that this is over the line? You're not insulting Lindsay, you're insulting an innocent baby.

You need to sit down and think about that for awhile. "

Lennon's assasin loves Lohan

The man who killed late BEATLE JOHN LENNON has reportedly become obsessed with actress LINDSAY LOHAN - turning his cell into a shrine to the star.

Mark David Chapman, who has already served 27 years in jail for assassinating Lennon in 1980, has allegedly begged the Mean Girls star to visit him at Attica State Prison, New York.

The murderer has pictures of the troubled star, who plays his girlfriend Jude in the movie Chapter 27, plastered all over his walls at the prison, according to Ireland's Sunday World newspaper.

A source at the prison tells the publication, "He has been pleading with the authorities to let him write to her and visit him. "He's been turned down flat, but he won't give up."

Chapman, 52, who was diagnosed as psychotic and denied parole four times, is still considered so dangerous and at risk from other inmates, he is confined to a special unit at Attica.

Lindsay Lohan Topless

In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot a series of photos of Marilyn Monroe that have collectively come to be known as “The Last Sitting.” Taken during several boozy sessions at the Hotel Bel-Air, the photographs are arguably the most famous images ever captured of America’s most famous actress: Monroe, sleepy-eyed and naked, sips from a Champagne glass, enacts a fan dance of sorts with various diaphanous scarves, romps with erotic playfulness on a bed of white linens. Six weeks after she had posed, Monroe was found dead of an apparent barbiturate overdose.

The photos endure partly as artifacts—as the last visible evidence of the living woman (a legacy reinforced by Stern’s decision to publish the contact sheets Monroe herself had crossed out in red marker). But the pictures are also remarkable for the raw truths they seem to reveal. In them, we see an actress whose comedic talents were overshadowed by her sex appeal, a woman who is cannily aware of her pinup status, yet is also beginning to show her 36 years. In many shots, she is obviously drunk. This was an unhappy time for Monroe. Notorious for her on-set antics, she had been publicly lambasted by Billy Wilder after Some Like It Hot, then fired from the production of Something’s Got to Give; she’d endured two recent divorces and, in 1961, a brief stint in a psychiatric ward.

Stern excavated and preserved the poignant humanity of the real woman—beautiful, but also fragile, needy, flawed—from the monumental sex symbol. In our armored, airbrushed age, his achievement feels almost revolutionary.

Forty-six years later, Stern has revisited his classic shots with Lindsay Lohan, another actress whose prodigious fame is not quite commensurate with her professional achievements. Stern, who shot the photos on film rather than digitally, told me he was interested in Lohan because he suspected “she had a lot more depth to her” than one might assume from “those teenage movies.” Indeed, many in the film industry believe that Lohan has yet to pursue projects equal to her gifts. Without putting too fine a point on it, you might say Lohan has, like Monroe, a knack for courting the tabloids and tripping up her career. (Readers will remember that Lohan had her own Billy Wilder moment two summers ago on the set of Georgia Rule.) Stern said the project also grew out of his interest in “controversial women,” or “bad girls,” like “Britney, Paris, and Lindsay.” Monroe was, in a sense, the original tabloid queen.

Lindsay Lohan showing off her crotch

For some reason Lindsay Lohan just lifted up her panties at some party and was walking around like that.