Friday, June 26, 2009

plastic surgery

So let me get this straight. You PAID someone to make you look like that? And you did this why?
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Monday, June 22, 2009

morgan freeman in a listerine commercial

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anal sex coupon

via scanner


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Saturday, June 20, 2009

paris hilton and the dolphin

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My alternate caption was, "Oh no, she gave the dolphin herpes!"

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Friday, June 19, 2009

paris and the prince

paris and a shiek




She thinks she's just won an award.

He thinks he's just bought America's most famous concubine.

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what elvis and nixon really thought

Punk..
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

sacha baron cohen and jennifer anniston

sascha baron cohen and jennifer anniston

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Monday, June 15, 2009

mario is a porn star

Super Mario
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Friday, June 12, 2009

madonna is even older now

madonna
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Thursday, June 11, 2009

the power of viagra

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Tuesday, June 09, 2009

a message from barbara eden

Well??? Yup Change your bong water
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Monday, June 08, 2009

tom cruise and kelly mcgillis

kelly mcgillis and tom cruise
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Friday, June 05, 2009

swine flu warning

kermit the frog and miss piggy
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Wednesday, June 03, 2009

and now a message from miley cyrus

Untitled
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apparently this isn't a joke

Will Ferrell sunscreen. Comes in flavors, Sexy Hot Tan, Sunstroke and Forbidden Fruit. Proceeds going to cancer survivors.


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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

never bring a knife to a gun fight

keifer sutherland, emilio estevez, christian slater, lou diamond philips
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Monday, May 25, 2009

liberal hunting permit

I bet if I had made conservative hunting permits in 2002 I'd have been arrested.....


Cheney's love of eating human flesh
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Friday, May 22, 2009

this is weird

Apparently there's a website all about a celebrities with tape on their mouths and weird thought balloons. I'm not sure if it's a joke or a fetish. Not one of the photos is actually funny. And no one is nude. So I can't figure it out. Also, the person making the captions may not speak English.

abba

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Monday, May 18, 2009

guy with fishing pole steals bikini tops

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Friday, May 15, 2009

venn diagram of twitter users

Hey all you retards and narcissists, here's my twitter id. http://twitter.com/Maxwell_Hammer

I'd put another category of "marketing people" there, but I suck at venn diagrams.



Venn Diagram of Twitter Users
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Thursday, May 14, 2009

and now a message from zombie rondald reagan

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

the reasons women go to see X-men Origins: Wolverine.

song chart memes
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Sunday, May 10, 2009

animated gifs boobs

I don't know what came over me. I started looking up animated gifs of boobs and I kept finding more.

So here they are. For some reason I find boobs bouncing hypnotizing.

If you listen to "We Got the Beat" by the GoGo's while you're watching it they will sync up and there is a secret message.

















































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Wednesday, May 06, 2009

mr rogers will kick your ass

As soon as he changes his shoes and sweater.

mr rogers
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

since the flying pig shit has hit the proverbial fan

You may need this.

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here's someone else's version of the lindsay gollum

Must have the Precious. They stole it from us Sneaky little hobbitses
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lindsay lohan vs gollum

Compare and contrast.

gollumlindsay gollum

c_r

And I made an lol for it.

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Monday, April 27, 2009

perez hilton is trash

perez hilton
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Friday, April 24, 2009

carrot top is scary

tim curry
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

let's build a giant repellant umbrella

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

it looks like the tron sequel will suck

janet jackson
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tv show porn movies


I just found out there was a Seinfeld porn movie coming out. When I did I also saw there was one for The Office.

Then I came across all these great porn movies.



Airport 69
All the President's Women
Ally McSqueal
America's Horniest Home Videos
American Hair Pie
Anal-ize This
Analtasia
Anus and Andy
Apackolips Now
As Hard As It Gets
Ate Men Out
Bachelorette Party
Battlestar Orgasmica
Beat the Cock
Beaverjuice
Beaverly Hills Cop
The Big Sleazy
The Bitches of Westwick
Blast from the Pants
The Blown Ranger
Boobarella
Broadcast Nudes
Buttman and Bobbing
Captain Hooker and Peter Porn
Chinny Chinny Gang Bang
Choke-A-Hontas
A Clockwork Orgy
CockTale
Cumming Holmes
Crocodile Blondie
Dances with Foxes
Dangerous Lesions
Das Booty
Debbie Does Deliverance
Deeper Impacts
The Deer Humper
Dick, Tracy?
Dickman and Throbbing
Dirty Panting
Dr. Speckle and Ms. Hyde
Drilling Miss Daisy
E3: The Extra-Testicle
Easy Ride Her
Edward Penishands
Endless Lust
Erectnophobia
Facial Attraction
Ferris Bueller's Jack Off
First Times at Cherry High
Fists of Fury
Flashpants
Flesh Gordon
The Flintbones
For Your Thighs Only
Forrest Hump
Frankenpenis
Friday the 69
Frosty the Blowman
FudgePac Man
G*A*S*H
The gAy Team
Genital Hospital
Ghostbangers
The Girl From S.E.X.
Gonad the Barbarian
The Good, The Bad, And the Horny
Good Will Humping
Great Sexpectations
Hannah and Her Blisters
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Headtv
The Hindlick Maneuver
Honey, I Blew the Kid
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
In and Out in Beverly Hills
Independence Nights
Indiana Bones in the Temple of June
Inspect Her Gadget
Intercourse with a Vampire
Interview with a Vibrator
Jennifer Ate
Jungle Beaver
Jurassic Pork
King Dong
Kinky Business
L.A. Raw
The Last Anal Hero
Lawrence of a Labia
Lethal Weapons
Little Shop of Whores
Looking for Mr. Goodsex
The Lust Boat
The Lust Bug
Lust in America
Lust in Space
Mad Maxine Beyond Thunderbone
The Man With the Golden Penis
Married With Hormones
Mary Bobbings
Miami Spice
A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream
Mousecunt
Murphy's Brown
My Bare Lady
My Three Sluts
National Pornographic's Animal
Kingdom
Navy Squeals
A Nightmare on Dyke Street
NYDP Blew
On Golden Blonde
Pee-wee Sperming's Big Adventure
The Pink Lagoon
Pleasure Island
PocaHotAss
Poop Dreams
Porn on the Fourth of July
Pornocchio
Pulp Friction
The Queer Hunter
Rambone
Rambutt
Robofox
The Rockford Piles
The Rocky Porno Video Show
Romancing the Bone
Rosemary's Beaver
Satisfaction Jackson
Saturday Night Beaver
Saving Ryan's Privates
Schindler's Lust
The Sex Family Robinson
The Sex Files
Sex Lives of the Rich and Famous
The Sexorcist
Shakespeare in Lust
The Sheets of San Francisco
Sinderella
Single White Nympho
The 69 Olympics with Mark Spits and
Greg Largeanus
Snatch Adams
The Sperminator
Sperms of Endearment
Splatman
Star Whores
Starship Poopers
Star Trek: Erection
Star Trek: The Next Penetration
Studsky and Snatch
Suck Rodgers in the 69th Century
Summer of 69ing
2069, A Space Orgy
The T & A Team
Tales from the Dark Hole
Tango and Gash
Terms of Endowment
The Texas Dildo Massacre
Three Men and a Babe
Threesomes Company
To Live and Shave in LA
Top Buns
Total Reball
Turn Her and Hootch
The Twilight Bone
Twin Cheeks
The Wadd Squad
Waddzilla
Watersports World
A Wet Dream on Elm Street
When Harry Ate Sally
Where the Boy's Aren't
White Men Can't Hump
Who Reamed Robin Rabbit?
Whore of the Worlds
Willy Wonka and the Hershey Highway
Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
You've Got Male!

Via here.

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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

lindsay lohan's eharmony ad

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Monday, April 13, 2009

happy birthday to mike hunt

This tv "news" show got pranked with a bunch of fake names.


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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

deleted twilight scene

Being a virgin means anal sex with no condom.


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Monday, March 30, 2009

chinese sperm bank

This is how sperm banks operate in China. Why are the men wearing masks but the women aren't?


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Wednesday, March 04, 2009

let's watch the monkeys do it

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Tuesday, March 03, 2009

exclusive new wonder woman pics

Rumors are that Fox will be creating a new Wonder Woman series for tv. I found secret photos of the new actress and costume.

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Thursday, February 19, 2009

eww, madonna looks like a grandmaw

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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

sir mix-a-lot's photoshop

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Monday, February 16, 2009

new director of homeland security

Mr. T
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

torture

David Hasselhoff
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Monday, February 09, 2009

shamwow

Vince Offer
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Friday, January 30, 2009

the what the fuck blanket

I think they look like robes cult members wear in some obscure science fiction movie.



Today in WTF? The WTF Blanket Will Give You Super Herpes (Video) - Scanner

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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

zombie joey ramone

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Monday, October 27, 2008

anne hathway found a penis root

anne hathaway with penis root

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Thursday, August 28, 2008

russian candid camera type show with panties and vacuums


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Sunday, August 24, 2008

new corona commercial

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Sunday, July 20, 2008

Envy motivational poster

Also see Sexism.


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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Masturbation is good for you

If anything, you aren't doing it enough....

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Monday, October 29, 2007

Indian condom song

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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Bunghole Liquor

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Friday, June 29, 2007

your moms on teh intarwebs

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