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Paul McCartney was deported from Germany, when young, for setting fire to condoms.

They're remaking Footloose, with Zac Efron.

Madonna divorce is a disgrace to Kabballah. Speaking of which, someone went to the trouble of making a gallery of everyone Madonna has had sex with, that we know of.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno is banned in Utah.

Paris is going to space.

Indian condom song