christina milian in maxim

Sure, you've never heard of her. I've never heard of her. But she's in Maxim. That means she sold her soul to Old Scratch, down at the crossroads, at midnight, on her knees. She probably sucked the devil's dick, too.

It's just the kind of thing you have to do to be famous.

That sounds a little harsh. Just kidding. She's probably an nice Christian girl who would never do such a thing. But if that's true then why is she rolling around in her underwear for all the world to see?