miranda kerr topless in ocean

jennifer connelly bikini candids

katrina darrell, bikini girl

Doing what she does. Which is hang around in a bikini.

annalynne mccord in a bikini, again

Just out there, being healthy, soaking up rays, generating news coverage by prancing around in a bikini.

via celebrity odor.

annalynne mccord, bikini, beach, sand

I'm a lot less impressed with her since I found out she was wearing falsies.

And she still don't have no tits. via celebrity snap.

eva mendes in a bikini

annalynne mccord has no tits

I knew she had small tits, that was obvious. But apparently what little she does have is fake. If you look at the closeup you can see her falsie falling out.

Either that or she's got a large wart under there.

denise richards topless screencaps

These are screencaps from Denise Richard's show. She took off her bikini top at the beach. So, Boobies!

katy perry in blue bikini

elizabeth hurley sorta topless

Another one of those "sorta topless" posts. She is, in fact, topless, but she's covering up. Don't you hate that?

But if you want one of her actually topless, here you go.




Here's another one I like.



Some of these via dirty rotten whore.

mena suvari in a bikini

She's looking good, for a skinny girl. I usually like 'em bigger. But I'm open minded, I don't discriminate. I'd do her if she got down on her knees and begged.

ashley tisdale showing off her butt in orange bikini

denise richards in a bikini

I wouldn't hit it. I know, my standards are usually very low, but that's a whole lot of crazy. I don't need that kind of problem.

hilary duff in bikini, at the beach

She should show off her body more. Because one day she'll be old and wish she had.

kourtney and khloe kardashian

Kourtney looks pissed off.

She's the little dark one. I like Khloe, the big one, the best. That's a whole lotta woman.

via Kim's blog.

tea leoni in a bikini, at the beach

She's not bad looking now. But, god, was she gorgeous in 92 or thereabouts.

kristen bell in bikini

She's kind of a bookworm. She has schoolmarm looking reading glasses on. She's a bookworm with hard nipples.

tori spelling's giant nipples

It also looks like she has implants. I never noticed before because I never looked at them very closely. That's because she doesn't just have a horse face, she has a horse everything. Except the tits. Which have giant nipples.


But for some reason I find big nipples amusing and kinda sexy. So right now I'm trying not to think about a horse with fake tits and giant nipples.

anna paquin in bikini

It's better than the recent nude scene she did. Because you can see her. It's not completely dark.

She growed up a lot since X-men, huh?

more audrina partridge in a bikini

Sure, you've seen her in a bikini before. I'm sure you'll see her several more times this summer. Chick spends most of her time in a bikini. It's what she's good at. It's her only talent.

anna kournikova in different bikini shots

tila tequila in a bikini, at the beach

lily allen topless, again

It's summer, or close enough, so that means it's time for Lily Allen to show her tits.

alessandra ambrosio in bikini at the beach

via nowatermark

katie price topless sunbathing in muslim country

Usually she's a dimtwit. But I'm proud of her now. She went to the Maldives and sunbathed, in private, and someone took a photo of it.

She's a freedom fighter. Some say that she should respect the customs of another country...but I say fuck 'em.

It seems to me that Muslims want you to respect their customs when you are in their country, but they don't respect the customs of other cultures when they are in other countries. So the hell with them.

I say we take all the Muslim women and make them wear bikinis and go to the beach. At lest the good looking ones.

Katie may also have a sex tape. But who doesn't? The Maxwell Hammer sex tape goes on sale next week. Via scanner.

cameron diaz at the bikini in a beach

is this avril lavigne?

Another site, ns4w.org claims these are photos of Avril Lavigne in a bikini. If it is then that is the most skin she's ever shown. But it kinda doesn't look like her.

kim kardashian's butt in a bikini

via those assholes at the superficial.

kim kardashian

Either these are old pic or Kim is wearing an old bikini. I'm sure I saw her wear this last year. But she does like brown.

They came from The Superficial, who officially host Kim's blog, so they're probably new.

guy with fishing pole steals bikini tops

ashley tisdale in bikini at the beach

She does that thing that chicks do where she lays on her boobs with her top off. If you sneak up on them with an ice cube and put it on the girls back she'll jump up and you can see her boobs. Just some advice from me to you.

I can also thrown an icecube down a fat girl's cleavage from 20 feet away.

kelly brook at the beach

She's one of those people who's only famous in Britain for being naked in newspapers. Which don't mean shit in the US.

But she looks good in her swimsuit, so what the hell.

julia robert's in bikini

The tattoo above her ass says, "Abandon hope all ye who enter here."

I'm surprised she has a tramp stamp. I would have thought she would be more classy. I mean, she was a high class whore in that movie that time.

heidi montag and spencer pratt are douchbags

They're wearing swim clothes and masks. If it's a joke or it's for real, either way only an asshole would look like this.

rhianna in bikini

via nowatermark.net

doutzen kroes is sporty

Here's a bunch of photos with her being all athletic.

katy perry looking like a dork at the beach

I think she's ugly, but some people seem to like her. So here she is in a bikini.

selma blair at the beach in a bikini

She looks really pissed off in a couple of them.

kim kardashian behind the scenes photoshoot

rhianna at the beach, in bikini

She seems to be healing well.

Peaches Geldof topless at the beach

It's Bob Geldof's daughter. I think she's going to be a major player in the celebrity game one day.

marisa miller nipslip

While you were watching the inauguration, Marisa Miller had a nipslip. You dork. You missed it.

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paz vega at the beach

Who the hell is this and why is she showing her ass off like she's some sort of porn star?

mariah carey nipslip

She's popping out in the first one.