September 30, 2005
Crazy is a Sexually Transmitted Disease
Could mental illness be infectious? - Health - Times Online
Chlamydia comes in three varieties, two of which can cause a flu-like respiratory infection or pneumonia, while the third causes the sexually transmitted disease. The patients were much more likely to have one or more of these. The team also found that the risk of developing schizophrenia rose dramatically for patients with a certain group of immune system genes.
This certainly explains some of my ex-girlfriends.
Marry Yo Baby Daddy
NEW YORK -- Ten couples who have children together and have been living together for years got married Thursday.
The group wedding was billed as "Marry Your Baby Daddy Day."
The ceremony was organized by Maryann Reid, author of "Marry Your Baby Daddy." She said she was dismayed by what she says are too many single-parent families within the black community.
Reid hopes the ceremony would help break the cycle of broken homes.
Soul music opened the wedding, with the grooms dancing down the aisle to roars of laughter from friends and family. Then the couples' children came in, the boys wearing miniature versions of their fathers' tuxedoes, and the girls wearing princess dresses.
As the brides made their entrance, camera bulbs lit up the room and mothers, brides, and even some grooms waiting at the altar began to cry.
The Rev. Herbert Daughtry married the couples, taking each bride and groom through the vows.
The ceremony ended with the couples taking turns jumping over a broom, a tradition at many black marriages that symbolizes the beginning of a new life together.
Judge Orders No Sex
SHERMAN, Texas -- No sex. That's part of a sentence imposed on a 17-year-old girl by Texas state district judge Lauri Blake.
She's ordered the young drug offender not have sex as long as she is living with her parents and attending school, as a condition of her probation.
It is one of several unorthodox rulings Judge Lauri Blake has imposed since she was elected 10 months ago in the district court that covers Fannin and Grayson counties.
She has also prohibited tattoos, body piercings, earrings and clothing "associated with the drug culture" for those on probation.
Lawyers are also subject to her rulings. Blake has the told female attorneys not wear sleeveless shirts or show cleavage in her courtroom.
Blake agreed to an interview but later declined through her court coordinator.
Some wonder how she can enforce some of her conditions, such as the sex ban.
Former federal prosecutor Fred Moss said some conditions could be viewed as violating someone's personal dignity.
And Steve Blackburn, a lawyer involved with the Dallas chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union, said conditions that violate someone's constitutional rights are best avoided.
September 29, 2005
Naked Men and Ugly Dominatrix Still Causing Problems
BBC NEWS | Middle East | Abu Ghraib images 'must appear'
A judge in New York has ruled that pictures of Iraqi inmates abused by US troops should be released.
The judge made the order after a request by the American Civil Liberties Union for access to unseen images.
District Judge Alvin Hellerstein rejected government arguments that this could fuel anti-US feelings.
Pictures of Iraqi inmates being abused at Abu Ghraib jail in Baghdad last year have caused an outcry around the world. Several US soldiers have been jailed.
The ruling represents a huge potential embarrassment for the US administration, says the BBC's Jeremy Cooke in New York.
The government has 20 days to consider an appeal.
In a first reaction, the head of US Central Command, General John Abizaid, said publication of more pictures could distort reality.
"When we continue to pick at the wound and show the pictures over and over again it just creates the image - which is a false image - that this is the sort of stuff that's happening anew, and it's not," Gen Abizaid said.
Sucide Girls Update
SG wasn't actually in trouble with the FBI. It appears there was an overraction and they're taking down content because they are wimps.
SuicideGirls vs. the FBI? [Zentastic!]
But getting back to the main issue "removing images : I'm really disheartened by it. Short of them trying to trick the FBI into going after their competition or garner up some free PR or something really dirty, I don't understand it one bit. If the core statement of risk were true (which it's not), then rolling over like this shows them to be politically spineless and worthless in terms of "caring about this community" or even just believing in the content they produce. If the core statement is false (and they're removing content to play nice when they don't need to), it's an even worse reflection.
I just wish SG would either stand up for their members and content, or have the balls to say "you know what, we're exploitative pornographers in this for the money, and nothing more."
Lidsay Lohan Gets Naked
LINDSAY LOHAN is set to bare all for an upcoming VANITY FAIR cover.
The 19-year-old MEAN GIRLS star, who has been the subject of weightloss shock stories in the US media for the past year, is keen to show off her healthy figure - and she has chosen to get naked for the style magazine.
According to America's In Touch magazine, Lohan shot the top secret cover photo on a beach in Malibu, California last week (21SEP05) - and it was actually her idea to pose naked.
A source says, "It was Paris Hilton's recent Vanity Fair cover, where she's topless and covering her breasts with her arms, that inspired Lindsay to push the envelope even further."
In some of the Vanity Fair photos, Lindsay mimics her idol, MARILYN MONROE.
September 28, 2005
Worst Sex Scene
The worst sex scene in cinema's history : Mail & Guardian Online
An infamous swimming pool-based clinch from the much-criticised 1995 film Showgirls received the dubious honour on Wednesday of being named the worst sex scene in the history of cinema.
Netflix for Dildos
Rent-a-Dildo.com - How It Works
You can rent dildos and other sex toys here and have them mailed to you. It's just like Netflix, except for dildos.
I really don't care what kind of cleaning process these things go through. This is just gross.
Peta Bullshit
PETA is trying to stop the running of the bulls. Apparently chasing people through the streets is somehow mean to the bulls.
Belgians Can Divorce for Cybersex
BRUSSELS (Reuters) - Erotic talk with a virtual partner in chatrooms on the Internet are enough grounds for a spouse to file for divorce, a legal magazine said Wednesday, citing a recent ruling in Belgium.
Belgian legal publication De Juristenkrant said the Brussels Appeals Court ruled that although transcripts of the erotic chatroom conversation do not prove adultery, they do constitute proof of "grossly insulting behavior" which is sufficient grounds to file for divorce.
September 27, 2005
Fucking Machines
A site devoted entirely to
really complicated machines for women to masturbate with. I haven't seen one fucking a washing machine yet, but I have made a request to the webmaster.
What's with the "Cool Moms"?
GOLDEN, Colo. -- A woman who authorities said had sex with high school boys so she could be a "cool mom" was injured while riding in an SUV that veered off an interstate a day before she was to be sentenced. The driver was a 14-year-old girl.
Sentencing for 41-year-old Silvia Johnson, who pleaded guilty to two counts of misdemeanor sexual assault and nine felony counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor, was postponed. A review hearing was set for Oct. 6. She could be sentenced to 58 years in prison.
The Arvada woman held parties for teen-age boys almost weekly between October 2003 and October 2004, according to investigators. They said she gave drugs and alcohol to eight boys and had sex with five. Johnson told police she wanted to be known as a "cool mom," authorities said.
On Sunday, Johnson was in an 2000 Jeep Liberty that rolled over after the teen drove off Interstate 25 and down an embankment, Colorado State Patrol Trooper Eric Wynn said.
Johnson and three other passengers -- her 14-year-old daughter, 11-year-old son and a 12-year-old boy -- were hospitalized with serious injuries, authorities said. Only the driver was wearing a seat belt and escaped serious injury, authorities said.
The crash was under investigation; no charges have been filed, Wynn said.
Prosecutor Lori Toll said Johnson could be charged with allowing an underage driver to take the wheel. She also said Johnson was violating a restraining order barring her from having contact with her children.
Johnson's attorney, Phil Cherner, said: "My client has gone through a great tragedy ... It's a sad day for everyone on both sides of the case."
Jefferson County District Attorney Scott Storey said he was "very surprised and shocked" that a 14-year-old may have been driving while Johnson was in the vehicle. "That's very upsetting to me, especially considering what her history has been in this case," he said.
September 26, 2005
Big Tits, no fakes
BIGNATURALS.COM - Horny amateurs with huge natural tits!
Todays girl: MADISON
Nurse giving contraception shots in public restroom
BBC NEWS | England | Tyne | Pregnancy jab given in McDonald's
Well, in some places you can get blowjobs in the bathroom, so why not?
Public Porn
BERLIN (Reuters) - Italian vacationers admiring the view from a fairground Ferris wheel at the Munich Oktoberfest got more than they bargained for when a porn shoot suddenly began inside their cabin, authorities said on Friday.
Having settled down to enjoy a leisurely spin on the wheel at the famous beer festival, the group of Italians were quite unprepared for the arrival of two men toting cameras and a woman who started to use a vibrator.
Unable to stop the shoot, the Italians informed local police, who promptly arrested the actress and her crew, a political scientist and a 25-year-old student.
"They said they weren't doing it for commercial reasons but that they wanted to see how visitors would react," police said. The three have been charged with public indecency.
Buffy Porn
The Sun Online - Bizarre online: Sarah is in the Buffy
SEXY Buffy The Vampire Slayer actress Sarah Michelle Gellar is to play a porn star.
She is hoping to ditch her good girl image in a new movie that looks at the seedy world of X-rated movies.
Sarah will play busty blonde Krysta Now in the saucy project, Southland Tales.
The movie will also star The Rock, Seann William Scott, Jon Lovitz, Justin Timberlake, Kevin Smith and Mandy Moore.
If you want more Buffy porn here's a link to some nude and almost nude shots of the cast of Buffy. Willow, Cordelia, Dawn, etc.
September 25, 2005
Caste System in India still alive
BBC NEWS | South Asia | Indian caste forces naked parade
Police in India have launched a manhunt for 29 men who allegedly forced a group of women to parade naked after a row over caste tradition.
Six women in a village in the eastern state of Orissa were dragged by their hair, beaten and paraded naked by a group of upper caste men.
They were attacked because the men in their families had refused to wash the feet of upper caste wedding guests.
The incident took place at Bhubanapati, 70km (44 miles) from Bhubaneswar.
The women belong to the lower barber caste. Their menfolk had refused to wash feet of upper caste Khandayats.
The washing of the feet of marriage ceremony guests according to caste is customary in the area.
One of the women victims, Tilottama Barik, says she was singled out in Monday's attack.
"I was dragged out of my home, beaten up and stripped naked by the attackers," she said.
Another victim said she was picked up from her home, detained inside a room and sexually abused for more than two hours.
Denied access
Though the victims immediately filed a complaint at the local police station, no-one has been arrested so far.
The fact that nobody has been arrested even five days after the incident shows the seriousness with which the administration is taking the issue
Rabindra Behera,
rights activist
The officer in charge of the Brahmagiri police station, Dilip Kumar Tripathy, said a manhunt had been launched to arrest 29 upper caste people named in the complaint.
But he rejected the allegation of sexual assault.
The frightened women and their children have fled the village, believing they are still in danger.
They were brought to Bhubaneswar on Thursday by activists of the Ambedkar Lohia Vichar Manch, an organisation fighting for the rights of oppressed castes, and met senior officials of the state administration.
"But all we got was a lot of empty promises", said Mamata Behera, general secretary of the Manch.
"The fact that nobody has been arrested even five days after the incident shows the seriousness with which the administration is taking the issue," Rabindra Behera, another leader of the Manch, said.
There has been tension in the area for more than three years over the feet-washing ritual.
There have been several attacks on barber caste people, including one in which one person was killed.
Barbers have been socially ostracised and denied access to water sources and other common assets in scores of villages in the Brahmagiri area.
Sucide Girls Being Censored by the FBI
SuicideGirls > Boards > Everything SG > SG Removing Pictures, You Can Thank Bush
I just wanted to let you know that, thanks to the "War on Porn," SG will be taking down a bunch of photosets and individual photos today.
Even the FBI agents paid to surf for porn find this ridiculous, but apparently sending people to jail for pictures of two consenting adults enjoying a little rope bondage is more fucking important than.... I dunno, pick any one of the million of better causes out there that the government could be focusing on.
So, I apologise heartily for having to do this, both to the SuicideGirls whose art is being fucked over and the members who are being treated like babies, but we really don't want to get shut down and sent to jail. As soon as legally possible, the photosets and pictures about to be taken down will come back. Until then, bid a fond farewell to your favourite blood-bathing beauties, rope-bound babes, and handcuffed honeys. Apparently they've no place in today's society.
If you want to help stop this stupidity, feel free join SG in donating to the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) and the Free Speech Coalition. If you live in the US, you can also send a letter to your representative in Congress.
September 24, 2005
Doll with big dog dick
I probably should say anatomically INcorrect.
This doll was purchased at a local farm estate sale I am not sure of the age but I'd guess 50's or 60's.
The doll is 11 1/2" long and is made from socks, he has a painted face. Winning bidder pays $5.00 s/h, ins. extra.
Of course this item was cancelled on ebay. Because they suck doll dick.
September 23, 2005
Stupid Mom
Mom says she allowed girls to have sex
WHITE PLAINS A Long Island mother admitted yesterday that she made it possible for two older teenage boys to have sex with her 13-year-old daughter and the girl's 14-year-old friend at a White Plains hotel.
The 41-year-old woman, whom The Journal News is not naming because that would identify her daughter, pleaded guilty to second-degree rape and other charges stemming from the April 10 incident at the Crowne Plaza.
Westchester County Judge Rory Bellantoni said he would sentence her to 10 years' probation that would include six months in the Westchester County jail %u2014 but only if she returns to court on Oct. 26 and convinces him she understands the seriousness of what she did.
The Sayville resident took the girls to White Plains for a shopping trip and an overnight stay at the hotel.
The girls met Gilberto Gonzalez and Michael Berger outside the City Center and invited them back to the hotel, police said. The mother bought the group beer and alcoholic lemonade and was with them in the hotel room when the sexual activity occurred.
Rape charges against the boys are still pending. Gonzalez is accused of having sex with the 14-year-old girl in the bathroom. Berger was alleged to have had sex with the woman's daughter near an ice machine in the hallway.
On questioning by Assistant District Attorney Heide Mason yesterday, the woman admitted that she saw Gonzalez kissing the girl in the hotel room and knew he was engaging in sexual activity with her.
The woman had told White Plains detectives when she was arrested that she was hoping to curb the girls' obsession with sex.
The woman's husband has filed for divorce, and she has been allowed no contact with her daughter. He and the defendant's mother were in court yesterday but declined to comment afterward.
Defense lawyer Ted Brundage said the probationary sentence was appropriate for a woman with no criminal record.
Bellantoni said he had received several letters from her supporters, but they almost harmed her case instead of helping it.
He said they referred to her "mistake" and "lack of judgment," but they did not seem to accept that what she did was a serious crime. He said she and the girls were "lucky" they didn't find individuals who ended up physically assaulting the girls as well.
The woman has been held without bail at the jail since her arrest on April 15. If Bellantoni gives her the promised sentence, she would be released at that time, having already served the six months.
She could have faced up to 15 years in state prison if she had gone to trial and been convicted.
Christians Expel Girls From School because Parents are Lesbians
WFTV.com - News - Christian School Expels Girl Because Parents Are Lesbians
ONTARIO, Calif. -- A 14-year-old student was expelled from a Christian school because her parents are lesbians, the school's superintendent said in a letter.
"Your family does not meet the policies of admission," Superintendent Leonard Stob wrote to Tina Clark, the girl's biological mother.
Stob wrote that school policy requires that at least one parent may not engage in practices "immoral or inconsistent with a positive Christian life style, such as cohabitating without marriage or in a homosexual relationship," The Los Angeles Times reported in Friday's edition.
Stob could not be reached for comment by the newspaper. Shay and her parents said they won't fight the ruling.
School administrators learned of the parents' relationship this week after Shay was reprimanded for talking to the crowd during a football game, Tina Clark said.
Clark and her partner have been together 22 years and have two other daughters, ages 9 and 19.
September 22, 2005
Phone Implanted in Butt
Boing Boing: Stolen phone in woman's ass
Somehow I missed this ASStounding bit of news last week from Romania. Apparently, Petronela Brandus, 24, was spotted snatching someone's mobile phone but police couldn't locate it on her person. That's because it was in her person. From The Register:
In the time-honoured fashion, they then rang the number and heard the tell-tale sound of internal phone action. In this case, however, Brandus had not gone for the relatively-simple vaginal option, but rather the less convenient back passage route.
It did her no good. Back at the station, a strip search quickly retrieved the offending item...
One question remains: what then happened to the phone? ...Its owner subsequently accepted it back.
Officer (Madalin) Taranu explained: "The station doctor extracted the phone and we sprayed it with disinfectant."
Tyra Banks Gets Felt Up by Doctor
WFTV.com - Entertainment - Tyra Banks Proves Breasts Are Real On TV
NEW YORK -- Not only are Tyra Banks' breasts spectacular, but now we know for sure, they're real.
She's proved it by having a sonogram on her TV talk show.
After Banks asked the men in the audience to leave, Dr. Garth Fisher from "Extreme Makeover" touched her breasts to feel for any implants and then did a sonogram.
Here's his answer: "Tyra Banks has natural breasts. There are no implants."
Banks said she's not against breast implants, but it's not a choice that she made. She does admit being fake about some other things. She has fake hair and false eyelashes.
September 21, 2005
At long last, the homosexual agenda revealed
8:00 a.m. Wake up. Wonder where you are.
8:01 a.m. Realize you are lying on 100 percent cotton sheets of at least a 300 count, so don't panic; you're not slumming.
8:02 a.m. Realize you are actually in your own bed for a change. Wake stranger next to you and tell them you are late for work so won't be able to cook breakfast for them. Mutter "sorry" as you help him look for his far-flung underwear. You find out that you tore his boxers while ripping them off him last night, so you "loan" him a pair of boxer-briefs, but not the new ones because you never intend to see him again.
8:05 a.m. Tell the stranger, whose name eludes you, "It was fun. I'll give you a call," as you usher him out the door, avoiding his egregious morning-breath.
8:06 a.m. Crumple and dispose of the piece of paper with his telephone number on it when you get to the kitchen.
8:07 a.m. Make a high protein breakfast while watching the Today show. Wonder if the stories you've heard about Matt Lauer are true. Decide they must be.
8:30 a.m. Italian or domestic? Decide to go with three-button Italian and the only shirt that is clean.
8:45 a.m. Climb into red Z4 and try not to look too much like Barbie driving one of her accessories as you pull out of your underground parking. Revos or Armanis? Go with Revos.
9:35 a.m. Stroll into office.
9:36 a.m. Close door to office and call best friend and laugh about the guy who spent the night at your condo. Point out something annoying about best friend's boyfriend but quickly add "It doesn't matter what everyone else thinks, just as long as you love him."
10:15 a.m. Leave office, telling your secretary you are "meeting with a client." Pretend not to notice her insubordinate roll of her eyes (or the cloying "poem" she has tacked to her cubicle wall).
10:30 a.m. Hair appointment for lowlights and cut. Purchase of Aveda anti-humectant pomade.
11:30 a.m. Run into personal trainer at gym. Pester him about getting you Human Growth Hormone. Spend 30 minutes talking to friends on your cell phone while using Hammer Strength machines, preparing a mental-matrix of which circuit parties everyone is going to and which are now passe.
12:00pm Tan. Schedule back-waxing in time for Saturday party where you know you will end up shirtless.
12:30 p.m. Pay trainer for anabolic steroids and schedule a workout. Shower, taking ten minutes to knot your tie while you check-out your best friend's boyfriend undress with the calculation of someone used to wearing a t-back and having dollars stuffed in their crotch.
1:00 p.m. Meet someone for whom you only know his waist, chest and penis size from AOL M4M chat for lunch at a hot, new restaurant. Because the maître d' recognizes you from a gay bar, you are whisked past the Christian heterosexual couples who have been waiting patiently for a table since 12:30.
2:30 p.m. "Dessert at your place." Find out, once again, people lie on AOL.
3:33 p.m. Assume complete control of the U.S., state, and local governments (in addition to other nations' governments); destroy all healthy Christian marriages; recruit all children grades Kindergarten through 12 into your amoral, filthy lifestyle; secure complete control of the media, starting with sitcoms; molest innocent children; give AIDS to as many people as you can; host a pornographic "art" exhibit at your local art museum; and turn people away from Jesus, causing them to burn forever in Hell.
4:10 p.m. Time permitting, bring about the general decline of Western Civilization and look like you are having way too much fun doing it.
4:30 p.m. Take a disco-nap to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest and being so terribly witty.
6:00 p.m. Open a fabulous new bottle of Malbec.
6:47 P.M. Bake Ketamine for weekend. Test recipe.
7:00 P.M. Go to Abercrombie & Fitch and announce in a loud voice, "Over!"
7:40 P.M. Stop looking at the photographic displays at Abercrombie & Fitch and go to a cool store to begin shopping.
8:30 p.m. Light dinner with catty homosexual friends at a restaurant you will be "over" by the time it gets its first review in the local paper.
10:30 p.m. Cocktails at a debauched gay bar, trying to avoid alcoholic queens who can't navigate a crowd with a lit cigarette in one hand and a Stoli in a cheap plastic cup in the other. Make audible remark about how "trashy" people who still think smoking is acceptable are.
12:00 a.m. "Nightcap at your place." Find out that people lie in bars, too.
Kissing is Cultural Pollution
In India, you may NOT kiss the bride - Yahoo! News
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Israeli couple was fined 1,000 rupees after an Indian court found them guilty of obscenity for kissing during their marriage ceremony in a Hindu pilgrim town, newspapers reported Wednesday.
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The couple had decided to have a traditional Hindu marriage while visiting Pushkar town earlier this month in the temple-studded desert state of Rajasthan, The Times of India reported.
But they infuriated the priest as they started to kiss and embrace while he was chanting vedic hymns.
The priest, along with other Hindu holy men, complained to police, who filed charges against the couple. The court in Pushkar gave its verdict Tuesday.
The Asian Age newspaper said Hindu priests were outraged.
"We will not tolerate any cultural pollution of this sort," Ladoo Ram Sharma, president of an organization of Hindu priests in Pushkar, was quoted as saying.
Pushkar has a famous temple dedicated to Brahma -- the Hindu god of creation -- and is popular with foreign tourists who come for its desert ambience, camel safaris and annual camel fair.
India has tough obscenity laws and kissing in public is frowned upon in the largely conservative country. Last October, local residents in the western state complained to authorities that a group of Israeli women had danced naked near Pushkar.
September 20, 2005
Advertise on hot model
I would buy this myself, it's only $6.50 so far, but she won't do porn or related sites.
****I WILL DO A SHOOT WITH YOUR PRODUCTS****
I WILL WEAR COMAPAY LOGO , TSHIRT , CLOTHING, PRODUCTS , OR HOLD COMPANY PRODUCTS DURING THIS SHOOT, AND SEND YOU THE DIGITAL IMAGES VIA THE INTERNET (NOT PRINTS)
****I WILL LINK YOUR WEBSITE****
to my personal modeling site ( for a period of 1 month) which has received over 450,000 views(ALMOST HALF A MILLION!). I usually have over 1000 hits a day.
See Porn, Opress Freedom of Speech: Join the FBI.
Recruits Sought for Porn Squad
"Things I Don't Want On My Résumé, Volume Four."
One Million Korean Prostitutes Can't Be Wong....they're actually all named Kim....
I'm so sorry. That was a really bad pun and probably racist. But I couldn't help myself. I do that sometimes. It's the imp of the perverse.
The Korea Times : Debts Still Haunt Former Sex Workers
About 600 sex workers and brothel owners stage a street rally in Wanwol-dong, in the southeastern port city of Pusan, in this file photo. They protested against a crackdown on the sex trade after the anti-prostitution law took effect on Sept. 23, 2004. / Korea Times
Swinger's Resort in Muncie
MUNCIE, Ind. -- There are things happening in an old Muncie, Ind., school the kids never learned about.
The former school building is now home to Klub Layden, a swingers club.
Swinging involves having social and sexual intercourse with someone other than a spouse, boyfriend or girlfriend. It primarily involves couples.
Muncie officials suggest the club could violate zoning laws. But a woman who identifies herself as a manager said they haven't gotten any complaints from the neighbors.
The woman, who refused to give her name, said their members are discreet.
Klub Layden boasts that it features a six-person hot tub, a multi-person shower and "sensually designed theme rooms."
Members are advised to bring their own booze and their own birth control, too.
Residents of the Muncie neighborhood were surprised to find out the former school building is now a swingers club.
Klub Layden has been operating in the 7,000-square-foot building for more than a year.
Local religious leaders are vowing to shut down the club, saying it could bring crime into the community. And city officials are debating whether the club violates zoning laws regulating adult entertainment.
September 19, 2005
A Tess Smith Update
In case you, like me, are still wondering who the hell Tess Smith is and how she got on the red carpet at the Emmys....
" Anonymous said...
I don't even want to admit I know Tess Smith... but she was part of a group of screenwriters and students who went to the Emmys as a group; and yes, she did indeed have a ticket. She was nearly kicked out of the event because she found her way onto the celebrities' red carpet, where the press soon found her, but only nominees and presenters are allowed in that location. The group's organizer was fit to be tied when he saw her outfit, and not in a good way. Tess was not stoned or drunk that day; I know, because I was also part of the group, and talked with her for a long time before she took off the denim shirt that covered her to the mid-thighs. She was perfectly sober, and not stupid, although rather lacking in fashion judgment. She is married to a doctor, believe it or not. And that's not dirt in her belly button; it's jewelry. She said something about seeing outfits like hers on the beach in Barbados. Someone reminded her that we were not at the beach.... The old geezer was some guy who latched onto her, and that was the last we saw of her. We hoped she got home all right. We were told the old geezer was a con artist who makes counterfeit tickets for events like this, and he's been banned from the Oscars for life. He hasn't been banned from the Emmys yet because they haven't caught him."
Another rumor is that she's a prostitute who somehow got an invite.
Wal-Mart US to have Sex toys!
NEW YORK, NY, United States (UPI) -- Condom manufacturer Trojan is expecting 'good vibrations' as their new line of sex toys goes mainstream into Wal-Mart stores and on Amazon.com.
This month, Trojan is shipping subtle black boxes containing so-called 'intimacy care' products, including a warming gel, vibrating ring and vibrators, destined for the feminine-hygiene sections of major pharmacies.
Competitors Durex and Ansell are also on the bandwagon, the New York Daily News said Monday.
In their ads and packaging, the companies are looking to bring women of all ages into their typically young, male customer base, said Stephen Mare, brand manager for Durex`s Play line.
'Has it been a long time coming? I suppose you could say that,' Mare said.
Just Imagine
Mummy, I want to be a porn star - Sunday Times - Times Online
"Imagine if Starbucks offered a shot of alcohol with your morning coffee. Then there was beer in the office and at lunchtime we all automatically ordered a bottle of wine rather than sparkling water. If alcohol were that available we'd all start drinking more and any stigma would gradually disappear. And that's how things are developing with porn." So says Pamela Paul, the American author of Pornified: How Pornography is Transforming Our Lives, Our Relationships and Our Families.
Yeah, pretty soon everyone might start enjoying their lives, having fun, running around doing whatever they want! We can't have that! No you must work and toil and pray for the final release of death. In heaven and only there, shall you be rewarded!
Or something like that....
September 18, 2005
Emmy Whore
Actress Tess Smith arrives for the 57th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards Sunday, Sept. 18, 2005, at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles.
Not sure what to say about this except she looks like a Roman whore, circa 75 CE.
I don't know who this is and google and imdb.com searches don't turn up anything.
More inside.
A bunch of perverted Roman art
The Royal Museum at Naples Index
The ancient Roman and Greek cultures had a very different attitude about sexuality than successive European cultures, more akin to that of the Kama Sutra. This, of course, was unimaginable to latter day Europeans, who rigidly compartmentalized body, mind and spirit, and to whom any sexuality was sinful and morbid.
Canadian Wal-Mart to have sex toys
The Globe and Mail: Sex toys coming soon to drugstore near you
Better believe it. Shoppers Drug Mart, the country's largest drugstore chain, Wal-Mart Canada and a slew of other stores have entered into agreements to stock their shelves, coast to coast, with a new line of sex toys, discreetly called "sexual well-being products."
The move is especially surprising for Wal-Mart, which doesn't sell video games rated "adult-only" and recently removed a magazine from one of its stores after a customer complained that it was too sexual.
But Wal-Mart Canada spokesman Kevin Groh said the product line is a good fit, as the company caters to the Canadian mainstream and, as such, carries products that reflect mainstream tastes.
He added, however, that some of Wal-Mart's customers will undoubtedly disapprove. "It would be naive of us to think every product we stock would meet the approval of every single customer in the store."
According to some sex educators, it underscores a growing acceptance for open discourse about sex in Canada.
"People have a disposition to explore sexuality," said Cory Silverburg, a sex educator and co-owner of Come As You Are, a Toronto sex toy, book and video store. "I'm thrilled to be living in a country where we can do that."
The products being carried by the stores are a line developed by Trojan called Elexa. It includes "freshening cloths," "intimacy gel" and a vibrating ring.
Sex columnist Josey Vogels, who appeared at Trojan's Elexa release party last week, described the ring as a "beginner's intro to sex toys," recommended for women who are interested in perking things up in the bedroom but are intimidated at the thought of going into a "scary sex shop."
At Shoppers, the Elexa line will be found in the feminine-care aisle.
Elexa's makers are keen to portray the lineup as a concept rather than a number of distinct products.
Veronique Hamel, director of marketing at Trojan parent company Church and Dwight, shunned the term "sex toy," preferring "sexual well-being product."
She said the entire Elexa line was designed with sexual protection as the focus %u2014 every vibrating ring is prepackaged with a condom. Elexa products are also displayed together at stores, and the packaging design is similar across the product line.
Ms. Hamel said Trojan came up with the idea to market the ring after interviewing women about their sexual habits. Trojan found that women were largely embarrassed to shop for condoms and sex toys, she said. More alarmingly, the company also found that half of women 20 to 24 who have sex do so without protection.
Ms. Hamel said the company tried to solve both problems by selling the ring, along with a condom, in mainstream stores.
"[The packaging] is very feminine," she said. "It's made for women, by women."
In July, Durex launched a line of "personal massagers" under the name Play. (They're currently being sold at London Drugs stores across British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan and Manitoba.) Clearly designed to appeal to women, Play's massagers are the soft-core version of a sexual aid. All organic swoops and lines, rather than veins and studs, they come in purple, clear and pearlescent white, instead of realistic flesh tones, and are sweetly named Ellipse, Luna and Little Gem, rather than the Hot Dogger.
Mr. Silverburg said traditionally conservative retailers are going to have be careful how they market sex toys, especially in rural areas.
"If they market this too aggressively, they may alienate some customers," he said. "They probably are, and probably should, play it safe."
Ms. Hamel said the retailers who agreed to stock the Elexa products had no reservations.
"We were very happy that they didn't see any negative connection to the ring," she said.
Besides Wal-Mart and Shoppers, Elexa will also be sold at Loblaws, Jean Coutu, Zellers and the Katz Group, which owns Pharma Plus, Pharmx Rexall, IDA, Guardian and Herbies.
According to Durex's 2004 Global Sex Survey, 39 per cent of Canadians own a vibrator. The older we get, the more likely we are to have one (ownership increases with age and jumps to 61 per cent among respondents aged 44 to 55).
Mr. Silverburg said the introduction of sex toys into mainstream stores will likely help clean up an industry with a somewhat shady reputation.
Companies such as Trojan %u2014 which are conscious of the legal and public-relations consequences of making an unsafe sex product %u2014 will likely put the pressure on major sex-toy manufacturers that sometimes shrug off responsibility for their products by labelling them "for novelty use only."
Ms. Hamel said Elexa sales so far %u2014 the product has been on store shelves for only one week %u2014 have exceeded expectations. However, she wouldn't say whether the company plans to build on that success by introducing more sex toys to the mainstream market.
Joanne Harvie, the president of Passion Parties Canada, a direct-sales company that throws the sex-toy equivalent of Tupperware parties for groups of women in their own homes, said the No..1 selling item is their bullet, or vibrating egg.
"It's really a first vibrator, because it's so non-threatening," Ms. Harvie said.
Mr. Silverburg, who said the new vibrating ring should prove very popular, doesn't think the public would react well to the introduction of more overt sex toys in their drugstores.
"Canadians are progressive, but we have our limits," Mr. Silverburg said.
"I don't know if people will want to see dildos on the shelves beside the shampoo."
September 17, 2005
Hey, Fun! I'm gettng vague legal threats again!
I used to get several threatening letters a month back in the day when I was selling weird shit on ebay. Stuff like anime fan sub, Hello Kitty Vibrators, patterns to make your own Nike's and engraved Zippo lighters. Nike sent me a cease and desist, so did Zippo. The editor of O Magazine was emailing me all kinds of threats. Those were the days.
So some idiot is emailing me vague threats about nothing. Man, I've stared down the double barrels of Nike and Sanrio, I can handle this.
Here's the email I recieved.
"Dear Wayne,
I'm writing to respectfully ask that you please remove a false posting made
to your website. The address is:
http://www.sxxxy.org/archives/2005_07.html
It is: Politics and Porn Stars
(BEVERLY HILLS) -- X-rated video mogul Mark Kulkis, who escorted porn star
Mary Carey to last month's GOP dinner with President Bush, has found a new
love interest: Washington powerdater and CNN producer Kathy Benz.
This posting was made in anger and involves personal information about
private people that frankly could lead to legal action (not by me --).
This is not at all newsworthy and is an invasion of privacy. I regret this
as it is causing innocent people pain.
I apologize for this and please ask for your help in removing this
information.
Thank you."
I send him a letter asking who the hell he was and what this was about, but, surprise surprise, it was a fake email. It immediately bounced back.
Coward. If you're going to make threats at least have a working email so I can insult you personally.
But, instead, I'll post it here. Maybe someone else can figure out what it's about.
What the world really needs: more oral sex
A government survey on the sexual experiences of young Americans found that oral sex is a common practice among U.S. teens, the Centers for Disease Control announced Thursday.
According to the CDC survey, 28 percent of males age 15-17 reported giving oral sex to a female and 40 percent reported receiving oral sex from a female. Among females aged 15-17, 30 percent report giving oral sex to a male, and 38 percent report receiving oral sex from a male.
The CDC survey collected data on the sexual experiences of Americans aged 15-44. More than 12,500 people were interviewed in person for the survey in 2002.
September 16, 2005
Hey! You!
Hey, ya stupid fuckers. Ya bunch of perverts. Want to blog for this site? Yes, this one here, sxxxy.org.
Email me at waynenix@gmail.com and I'll set you up with an account on the server so that you can post your own links, stories, whatever, to sxxxy.org. Links have to be sex related. You can even post links to your own sites. Fucking spam whore! But it's ok, we're all perverts here.
Women on their period don't have to live in the cowshed anymore!
BBC NEWS | South Asia | Women hail menstruation ruling
Women's rights activists in Nepal have hailed a Supreme Court order to end discrimination against women during their menstrual cycle.
There is a tradition in parts of Nepal of keeping women in cow-sheds during their period.
The practice is common in far western districts of the country.
The Supreme Court has ordered the government to declare the practice as evil and given it one month to begin stamping the practice out.
The court reached its decision on Wednesday.
Women's rights activists say the court has upheld their right to equality.
Pushpa Bhusal, a leading lawyer, said it was a positive move in removing the traditional discrimination against women.
She warned however, that a change in the law alone would not be enough.
She said people needed to be educated against such a scourge of society.
Women in poor villages in much of western Nepal are forced to stay in dirty cow-sheds outside the home for four days during their monthly period.
They are often given unhygienic food and suffer verbal abuse.
boobies but no arms
BBC NEWS | England | London | Square's naked sculpture revealed
A statue of a naked, pregnant woman with no arms has been unveiled on Trafalgar Square's fourth plinth.
The 12ft (3.6m) marble sculpture, "Alison Lapper Pregnant", is already dividing opinion among art critics and disability campaigners.
Artist Marc Quinn said he had sculpted his friend Ms Lapper because disabled people were under-represented in art.
The Disability Rights Commission called it "powerful and arresting", but one critic dismissed it as "rather ugly".
Ms Lapper, from Shoreham, West Sussex, sat for the artist when she was eight months pregnant.
She has called it a "modern tribute to femininity, disability and motherhood".
September 15, 2005
Arnie's Porn
Los Angeles - A tabloid publisher seeking a consulting contract with Arnold Schwarzenegger paid $2 000 for a Playboy video in which the future governor is shown groping a scantily clad woman, a newspaper reported on Monday.
The move was an apparent bid to shield the actor during his run for governor, the Los Angeles Times said. The deal marks the second case in which the publisher American Media Inc reportedly paid people to keep quiet about potentially embarrassing information about Schwarzenegger.
American Media, also known as AMI and which is the publisher of the National Enquirer, reportedly bought a copy of the video, titled Carnival in Rio, from Thomas Wells of Los Angeles under terms that prohibited him from discussing the tapes with anyone outside the company.
Keeping mum
"The governor had no knowledge of any activity that AMI may have undertaken regarding this issue," said Schwarzenegger's spokesperson Margita Thompson.
The report came as the governor was expected to announce his bid for a second term amid record low job-approval ratings.
American Media spokesperson Stuart Zakim said on Monday the company would not comment. Messages left at two numbers listed for Thomas Wells in Los Angeles were not immediately returned.
Last month, newspaper reports revealed that days after Schwarzenegger announced his candidacy, American Media signed a confidentiality agreement with a woman who had alleged she had an affair with him.
A 'tame' video
The Carnival in Rio video, tame by Playboy standards, is hosted by Schwarzenegger and features the raucous annual pre-Lenten carnival.
"I can absolutely understand why Brazil is totally devoted to my favourite body part: the ass," Schwarzenegger says during the video.
It was unclear whether AMI was aware the video was being sold on the internet at the time of the deal. It remains available.
Two former AMI employees, who spoke on condition of anonymity to the Times, said the firm wanted to spare Schwarzenegger possible embarrassment during his 2003 bid for governor.
AMI signed agreements with Wells as the company wooed Schwarzenegger to be a consultant.
In November, days before he took office, Schwarzenegger signed a multimillion-dollar consulting deal to be a spokesperson for two of the company's magazines, Flex and Muscle & Fitness.
The governor severed the contract two months ago after being criticised for potential conflicts of interest.
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Penis Museum in Icleand
Reykjavik has plenty of normal museums, showing beautiful works of art and Scandinavian history. This is not one of them. This unique little museum contains phallic specimens from all of Iceland's 68 species, including 15 whales, one polar bear, 7 seals, and 19 land mammals. The only species missing is human, but don't worry -- at least 3 people have pledged their organs to the museum -- once they are no longer needed.
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September 14, 2005
500 at the porn store?
KANYE WEST - WESTS MOTHER FINDS $500 PORN BILL
Rapper KANYE WEST was left red-faced recently when his mother DONDA discovered how much money he spends on pornography.
The LATE REGISTRATION star loves the close working relationship he has developed with his mum since their college days but admits constantly having her at his side can sometimes be embarrassing.
He says, "I was an English major and she (mother) was head of the department. Now she is my manager, and that can be tricky sometimes. She's like: 'Kanye, did you spend $500 at the porn store?'
"Come on, get the f**k out of here! I'm 28 years old and I have to explain to my mother?"
In other news, Kayne West has a fucking English degree.
Turkish Porn Candy for Kids!
WINNIPEG The supplier of a children's treat bag found to contain pornographic images says any offensive items have been removed.
Brent Anderson of Inwood, Man., found a number of disturbing fake tattoos included with packs of chewing gum in sealed treat bags he bought for his kids on the weekend.
One of the images depicted a cartoon woman whose breasts were clearly visible, while another showed a woman whose arms were chained behind her back.
Anderson reported the items to the manager of the convenience store where he bought them, and the manager quickly pulled the items from her shelves.
On Monday, Winnipeg-based Nutty Club president Jim Burt said he went through all the remaining treat bags he had to ensure the offending gum packs were removed.
Admitting the items were "completely inappropriate" for children, Burt said the gum in question came from Turkey.
Burt also said he had spoken to Anderson and planned to send him a letter of apology.
Alice Appleyard, owner of the Mohawk store in Teulon, where Anderson purchased the offending bags, said she plans to stop selling all Nutty Club products.
"If they can't stand behind their products, I don't want anything to do with them," she said.
Appleyard said the small white "surprise bags" were stocked in her store by a Nutty Club salesman while she was on holidays.
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Shaq Arrests Gay Basher
MIAMI BEACH, Fla. -- Shaquille O'Neal provided an assist to police over the weekend, trailing a man who allegedly assaulted a gay couple before alerting an arresting officer.
The 7-foot-1 Miami Heat center, who is in the process of becoming a Miami Beach reserve officer, was driving on South Beach around 3 a.m. Sunday. He saw a passenger in a car yell anti-gay slurs at the couple, who were walking, said Bobby Hernandez, a spokesman for the Miami Beach Police Department.
The man then got out of the car and threw a bottle, hitting one of the pedestrians, who was not seriously hurt. The man got back in the car, which sped off. O'Neal followed, flagging down an officer who made an arrest, Hernandez said.
Michael Gonzalez, 18, was arrested on charges of aggravated assault and assault with a deadly weapon. The driver of the car was not charged.
O'Neal, who hopes to be a police chief or county sheriff one day, was already being fitted for his Miami Beach police uniform before he helped the police out.
"For this incident I don't want to be credited as an individual who does police work," O'Neal said in a statement. "I want to be credited as a Miami Beach police officer."
September 13, 2005
Earth Erotica
Earth Erotica Photography by Heather Firth
Wee wee's and hoohaas made out of rock.
Cell Phone Repairman Sells Sex Videos
ATHENS: An Athens mobile phone dealer has been arrested for allegedly selling thousands of amateur sex videos downloaded from cellular phones brought to his shop for repairs, police said Tuesday.
The arrest followed a sting operation on Monday in which the suspect allegedly transferred 183 pornographic videos to the cellular phones of undercover electronic crime squad officers for a total fee of euro15 (US$18), police said in a statement.
The footage had been recorded and stored by the dealer's clients on their mobile phones for private use. The files were allegedly transferred to the cellular phones of the arresting police officers via bluetooth wireless connections. Thousands of such sex videos were also found stored on computer hard drives seized in the shop.
The suspect, who was identified only as a 44-year-old Greek, faces charges of distributing indecent material and breach of privacy, the police announcement said.
September 12, 2005
Strip Club on Bourbon Street Re-opens
NEW ORLEANS (Reuters) - There's no water for the "wash the girl of your choice" service and there aren't any girls either, but Big Daddy's strip club on New Orleans' Bourbon Street is getting ready to bring back erotic spectacle to the devastated city.
Friday night on Bourbon Street, usually a throbbing artery of the party-going French Quarter, was pretty grim this time around in what has become a foul-smelling ghost town partly covered with a swamp of filthy water.
Police patrol cars and military Humvees made up most of the traffic on the street.
But Big Daddy's general manager, Saint Jones, and a band of helpers defied an evacuation order by arriving to clean up their premises in the historic French Quarter, which escaped largely unscathed from the floods.
Jones told Reuters he would open for business as soon as he could get electricity, water and dancers.
He was already had electricity from a generator, which was moving a pair of robotic woman's legs, in stockings and pink high heels, waving invitingly on the street by the sign for Big Daddy's.
He also had plenty of bottled water.
But his former employees had been evacuated, so his main problem was convincing girls to come to a town without services and supposedly off limits to most civilians.
But Jones, a corpulent man with a strawberry blond beard wearing a black t-shirt reading "I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet," foresaw few problems getting strippers.
"It shouldn't be too hard. Everyone's going to come back in town and want to work. You know, if you've got 50 dancers in Houston and they're not making money, they're going to spread out," he said.
Judging from the number of military and police vehicles which stopped or slowed passing Big Daddy's, they'll have plenty of customers. It didn't seem to occur to the men in uniform to enforce the evacuation order in effect on the city -- they preferred to ask when the strippers would be back.
One army Humvee, carrying a team of Puerto Rican troops, stopped so that a soldier could pose with his M16 rifle by a life-size picture of a naked blonde while his buddy took a photo.
Jones gave them vodka on the rocks in plastic cups, which they enjoyed before hopping back in the Humvee.
Big Daddy's sign advertises several attractions, including "Bottomless. Topless. Table top dancing," and "Wash the girl of your choice."
This last item seemed to provide a business challenge in a city where the scant running water available in some districts is infected with feces and toxic loads of bacteria.
But Jones was undaunted.
"We'll make sure they get showers," he said.
Of course, Jones will fail in his ambition if he is compelled to evacuate.
One of his helpers, Vietnam veteran Terry Fredricks, who has temporarily moved into the strip joint because his home is flooded, said they would only leave if they were forced to go but they would go peacefully if it came to that.
Jones maintained his optimism. Asked about the identity of his potential customers, he replied, inaccurately as it happens, "probably you."
September 11, 2005
September 10, 2005
Porn in the Woods
Independent Online Edition > World Environment : app6
Their scheme is simple enough. Tommy and Leona advertise for like-minded souls to have sex for free on camera, then upload the finished movies and pictures on to their website. Subscribers pay $15 a month to access the pictures and movies, and the subscriptions are donated to save the world's forests. Though the product is amateur and invariably involves lots of twittering birds, insects and twigs as props, it seems even this kind of sex sells. The couple say they have collected more than $100,000 since the site went live in April last year. These days the site gets 800-1,000 subscribers each month, and extra cash is raised by selling their own branded T-shirts for $20 a pop. It's a success, they say, because their subject matter and charitable goal are intrinsically linked. "Sexuality," explains Tommy, as if I am a bit stupid, "is a reee-ally natural thing. Like nature, you know? I think we're all a little bit afraid of the natural nowadays and I think that's why we're ignoring nature. I think if people all got a bit closer to that primitive voice inside them, then things would get better in the world. It's based on the old concept: make love, not war."
Harrassed by Porn
The Sun Online - News: Tory's porn torment
A WOMAN Tory councillor has been rapped by police for bombarding a neighbour with hardcore porn magazines in a four-year feud.
Christine Sheppard, in her fifties, had them delivered to church-going mum Theresa Horsey and hubby Chris.
She even wrote to a sex toy firm posing as Mr Horsey %u2014 and asking for brochures to boost the size of his manhood.
Her letter read: %u201CMy wife keeps saying it is like a stick.%u201D
The feud started after Mrs Horsey confronted her neighbour for shouting at autistic son Josh, seven.
First, rubbish was regularly thrown into her garden.
Mrs Horsey added: %u201CThen disgusting porn came through our door for six months. It started with Ann Summers-type stuff, but it just got filthier and filthier. There were pictures of girls having sex with other girls and orgies.%u201D
Cops warned Mrs Sheppard, of Westbury, Wilts, she faced charges unless she stopped.
She kept her role on the town council.
Mrs Sheppard was unavailable for comment.
September 09, 2005
Make Monkey Love, Not Monkey War
Chimps find no safety in sex - World - smh.com.au
Pygmy chimpanzees known as jungle hippies because they resolve conflict through sex rather than fighting are hurtling towards extinction faster than any other primate, experts say.
Bonobos, gentle creatures found only in the war-torn forests of the Democratic Republic of Congo, live in strictly matriarchal families and neither kill nor fight over territory. They pair off for sex at the slightest hint of danger, stress or friction, and this policy of "making love not war" has resulted in their nickname.
They are among man's closest relatives and face the prospect of being the first great ape to be wiped out.
A conservationist, Claudine Andre, said: "All the great apes left in the wild face extinction, but it is the bonobos who look likely to be the first ones to go."
Mrs Andre, who runs an orphanage for the primates in Congo's capital, Kinshasa, said: "Their habitat was right on the front line in the civil war, they have always been poached for bush meat and, now that there is peace, you have loggers and mining companies starting operations again."
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In 1980 there were an estimated 100,000 bonobos but 10 years later that had dropped to 10,000. Since then the region has been too dangerous for conservationists to research the species' numbers. Congo's vast and inaccessible hinterland is still awash with gunmen.
Ape experts from 23 countries met this week in Kinshasa to look at ways to protect primates.
There Goes the Neighborhood
AP Wire | 09/09/2005 | Couple seeks reassessment because of sex offender
ELM GROVE, Wis. - A couple claims their suburban home which they bought 2 1/2 years ago for $449,000 is a white elephant and their tax assessment should be set at zero because a sex offender was living next door when it was assessed at $497,000.
Catherine and Martin Delano filed in a lawsuit this week in Waukesha County Circuit Court challenging the assessment.
The sex offender has since moved into a Wisconsin state, but Catherine Delano said the man's family still lives next door and there is concern he may someday return.
The Delanos contend that cloud of uncertainty means no family will buy the couple's four-bedroom, 3,255-square-foot home if they ever want to sell it.
They asked that, if the judge refused to set the assessment at zero, that it only be set based on the value of the land - $161,000 - or that the village be directed to have a new assessor analyze and set the couple's home value.
"We wouldn't have bought it had we known," Catherine Delano said Thursday. "We're sitting on this white elephant right now. I can't in good conscience sell without telling somebody about the situation next door. Who'd want to live here?"
Elm Grove Village President Neil Palmer said that the Delanos did not present any proof that sales had declined in their neighborhood during the time the offender, Steven Wangard, lived there.
Wangard, 45, founder of Vanguard Computers Inc., began serving a five-year prison term in January after being convicted of sexual assaulting two girls in encounters spanning seven years.
The Village Board of Review argued that Wangard would never return, but the Delanos noted that Wangard and his wife have not divorced and have children. Wangard's wife, Deborah, declined to comment.
Mel Raatz, president of the Wisconsin Association of Assessing Officers, said reductions would have to be tied to lower area sales prices.
"I personally have never seen any market changes due to specifically a sex offender living alongside another property," Raatz said.
Morticia Got Her Hair Done
The Fetish Blog - This orange haired goth girl escapes...
Bondage movies
This chick really seems to enjoy this. Plus, she sort of looks a little like my first girlfriend, Tina.
Paris Hilton Topless
Paris Hilton is seen on the cover of the October issue of Vanity Fair, which hits newsstands in New York September 7, 2005 and will be available nationally in the U.S. on September 13. (Mario Testino/Vanity Fair/Reuters)
September 08, 2005
Porn Star or Pop star?
Guess if the ho in the picture is a porn star or a pop star.
I got all of these right.....
The Wal-Mart of England Give Porn to Boy
Tesco packs teen's mobile with porn | The Register
UK supermarket chain Tesco has apologised to a 14-year-old boy after returning his repaired mobile phone packed with hard-core porn, UK tabloid the Sun reports.
Callum George's new Sagem clapped out after just two weeks, prompting the lad to return it for repair. It duly found its way back to him in the post, complete with letter "explaining a faulty circuit had been replaced", as Callum's mum Cathy put it to the paper.
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A shocked Cathy continues: "But there were voicemail messages and numbers that Callum did not recognise. Then he found the pictures and video clips."
The pics and vids in question were of couples having sex and, unsurprisingly, Callum's dad Allen was reported as "fuming". The boy's parents called in the police who referred them to Tradings Standards.
The Tesco store responsible for the outrage - in Newport, South Wales - has, as well as issuing the apology, confirmed that the repair centre in question has started an investigation into the sorry affair.
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September 07, 2005
Welcome to Fucking
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Brit Milfs
Sex life begins at 40 for British women - Yahoo! News
A survey found that 77 percent enjoyed sex more in their 40s -- and rather than slowing down, 45 percent had a greater sexual appetite than when younger.
The Boobie and Beer Party
Anarchist party's TV ad offends viewers - Yahoo! News
BERLIN (Reuters) - A fringe German anarchist party has outraged national television audiences with its election campaign television spot -- a video montage of booze-fuelled chaos, syringe needles and men cavorting with topless women.
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An estimated one million viewers watched the German Anarchist Pogo Party's already heavily censored political broadcast when it was shown for the first time Monday
Rather than offer any presentation of policies, the party's campaign spot spliced together scenes of debauched revellers smashing furniture, pouring beer down each other's throats and groups of couples kissing and groping each other, all set to a frantic heavy metal soundtrack.
As an officially registered political party, the Hamburg-based APPD is entitled to free television airtime for its advertisements.
Karl Nagl, campaign manager of the APPD told Reuters on Wednesday that the party will continue to run the ad.
"The next broadcast is scheduled for Monday night," he said.
However, he said the broadcasting authorities may insist they remove scenes featuring needles, which he said depicted people taking a blood sample and not intravenous drug abuse.
German newspapers say the party's roughly 750 members would not have any discernable impact on the September 18 parliamentary elections.
Arnold is secretly a fag, as are all bodybuilders
Schwarzenegger to veto gay marriage bill - Yahoo! News
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - California Gov.
Arnold Schwarzenegger said on Wednesday he will veto a bill to allow gay marriage in the state and said the issue should be decided by the courts or by voters directly but not by the Democrat-controlled legislature.
September 06, 2005
Teen Girl Teaches Sex Ed
BEIJING, Sept. 7 -- When 18-year-old Zhangshan prepared to teach her classmates how to correctly use condoms, a huge gust of laughter burst out in the classroom. However, Zhangshan continued her class regardless and finally completed it successfully.
Zhangshan is studying medicine in a vocational school in Qingdao City, in east China's Shandong Province. In 2004, she became the only young person in her province to be chosen to attend a meeting to learn about HIV/AIDS prevention and sexual health issues.
Since returning from that meeting, Zhangshan has been thinking about teaching what she had learnt to her peers. Now, the girl is working on setting up a "Youth Health Organization", which aims to help teenagers with all kinds of sexual problems via the telephone or internet. Zhang says she hope to help young people to release themselves from the anxiety and confusion of puberty and offer them knowledge about the prevention of HIV/AIDS.
September 05, 2005
Islamic Virus Stops Porn Surfing
Arabic Trojan butts into porn surfing - vnunet.com
Security experts today issued a warning after detecting a malicious Trojan horse which tries to interrupt the surfing of adult websites by displaying messages from the Koran.
The Yusufali-A Trojan monitors users' surfing habits by examining the title bar of the active window.
If the Trojan finds a key word such as 'teen', 'xx', 'sex' or 'penis', it minimises the window so that the user cannot see its content and displays a message from the Koran instead.
The message, which is partly written in Arabic, contains the following English text: "Yusufali: Know, therefore, that there is no god but Allah, and ask forgiveness for they fault, and for the men and women who believe: for Allah knows how ye move about and how ye dwell in your homes."
Graham Cluley, senior technology consultant at Sophos, said: "Unlike other malware, it appears that this Trojan isn't trying to steal money or confidential information, but acts as a moral guardian instead, blocking the viewing of websites it determines as unsavoury.
"Of course, it's possible for the Trojan to make mistakes and block sites that are not pornographic, such as medical sites or social sites designed for teenagers."
Yusufali-A continues to display messages if the offending website remains open, and after a while displays a button labelled 'For Exit Click Here'.
As soon as the mouse is moved the box changes to show vertical bars and the text 'OH! NO i'm in the Cage'.
The box contains LogOff, ShutDown and Restart buttons and the mouse pointer is locked within the confines of the box. All the buttons actually cause the computer to logout.
"This Trojan may have been written as a joke, or as a serious attempt to clean up the habits of internet users," said Cluley.
"Whatever the reasons behind its creation, computer users should protect their systems with up-to-date antivirus software, security patches and a proper firewall."
Bellucci Can't Stop Laughing At Sex
LONDON: Italian actress Monica Bellucci reportedly delayed the filming of the movie "The Brothers Grimm" because she couldn't stop laughing during the sex scenes with co-star Matt Damon.
According to contactmusic.com, director Terry Gilliam got so frustrated that he had to re-shoot the steamy scenes several times because the actress could not stop giggling. But Bellucci insists the laughing helped her relax during the embarrassing scenes.
She says, "I just found him so funny. It actually helped through. When you have love scenes with someone that you never met before, it's difficult. You have to create a nice situation, a good sensibility. With him it was easy, he just made me laugh."
Sex Slaver Arrested
ThePittsburghChannel.com - Channel 4 Action News - Convicted Sex Offender Charged In Slave Plot
PITTSBURGH -- State police say a convicted sex offender from Pittsburgh planned to kidnap a woman and make her a sex slave.
Stephen Tex Morgan, of Hazelwood Avenue, was arrested Sunday morning at the Pittsburgh interchange of the Pennsylvania Turnpike, where police say he was about to travel to Philadelphia to get the woman.
Morgan is charged with attempted kidnapping, rape and related offenses.
Police say Morgan planned to train the woman as a sexual slave for an anticipated prostitution business by withholding food and water, having her raped, and drugging her.
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Police did not provide any information about the woman.
Morgan is being held at the Allegheny County Jail. He is listed on the state's Megan's Law Web site for a 1993 aggravated indecent assault conviction.
September 04, 2005
Stripper Stabs Man for Refusing Lapdance
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - An angry San Diego topless dancer pulled out a knife and stabbed a customer after he refused a lap dance, police said on Thursday.
Lawanda Dixon, 24, was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon shortly after the altercation with 33-year-old Melik Jordan at the Dream Girls Cabaret early on Wednesday, San Diego police Det. Gary Hassen said.
"He was in the club with some friends watching the shows when she came up and asked if he wanted a lap dance," Hassen said. "He said no, she got upset about it, they argued back and forth. She pulled knife out of her bag and stabbed him."
Dixon was taken into custody and police found methamphetamine in a small metal container in Dixon's bag, Hassen said, adding that she may face drug charges. Officers also confiscated a small folding knife.
Jordan was treated for his injuries and released by a local hospital.
Sci-Fi Sex Life
The Australian: Babyless sex the way of the future [September 05, 2005]
CARL Djerassi designed the first oral contraceptive 50 years ago, but now the "father of the pill" says conception - not contraception - is the trend.
The Stanford University emeritus professor envisions a sci-fi future that neatly separates sex from reproduction. It is a world in which women will have their eggs frozen and be sterilised, knowing they can have an egg thawed, fertilised and implanted when they want a child.
And it's not far off.
"Once the technology is really developed - and I believe it easily will be in the next 10 years - women will be happy to do it," predicted Professor Djerassi. "Women should be entitled to chose between fertility and a profession. Men have never had to exercise the choice."
However, he said, while the drift towards controlled conception is "inevitable", he was not pushing the change.
"I'm just talking about what's already happening. We just don't want to realise it," he said. "In Catholic Italy, for instance, the average family is 1.1 children. They're still having sex, but without having children. They're having sex for love, fun, lust, curiosity and excitement." He said that since 1951 - when his team synthesised the first steroid oral contraceptive for a company in Mexico City - social changes had given women in wealthy nations greater opportunities. As a result, many opted to have fewer children and to conceive them after they had established themselves in a marriage and career.
Professor Djerassi rejected the claim that the resulting decline in fertility in nations like Australia was a biological side-effect of "his pill" - approved in the US as a contraceptive in 1960 and 1961 in Australia. "That's bullshit. Social changes are responsible," he said, adding that it had long been known fertility drops with age.
Porn and Pizza
Why is there a pizza guy in every porn movie? I used to deliver and that never happend to me.
Anyway, here's a whole site dedicated to pizza and porn.
September 03, 2005
Fuck me? Fuck you!
List of films ordered by uses of the word "fuck" - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This page lists films that use the word fuck more than 100 times. The first lists films ordered by total number of uses of the term (or its variants). The second list is a chronological ordering of the "record holding" film
$2500 worth of lapdances
SEPTEMBER 2--Strip clubs pretty much have two rules. Don't touch the dancers, and when "Cherry Pie" fades out and "Pour Some Sugar On Me" starts up, your lap dance is over. Last Tuesday that second rule was learned the hard way by two New Mexico teens making their first trip to an Albuquerque area "exotic dance club." According to the below criminal complaint filed in the Bernalillo County Metropolitan Court, Craig Everett and Malik Wakji, both 18, were hanging out in Fantasy World's VIP room with Orchid and Carmela when the music stopped and their bill came due. And their damage for sitting through 41 consecutive songs (82 dances)? Almost $2500. Everett and Wakji, who between them could only come up with $550, explained to cops they "did not know that a new dance started with a new song." But that excuse didn't sway the cops, who hit them each with a felony charge for falsely obtaining services. (2 pages)
I once had a stripper who really liked me, so she had the dj play "Stairway to Heaven" for my lapdance. Which was actually kinda creepy.
September 02, 2005
Porn at World Expo
Porno shoot uncovered at 21st century's first World Expo - Yahoo! News
TOKYO (AFP) - Five people have been questioned for allegedly shooting footage for a pornographic film inside a cable car at the World Exposition, a showcase of technology underway in Japan, police said.
The five suspects, who include an actress, could get up to 30 days in jail or a fine of up to 10,000 yen (91 dollars) for indecent exposure, police said.
"An actress exposed her upper body and an actor touched it inside a gondola in the one-minute scene," said a police spokesman in central Aichi prefecture where the 21st century's first World Exposition is taking place.
September 01, 2005
Subway Wanker Sells Raw Food
NEW YORK -- A Manhattan man was arrested Wednesday and charged with public lewdness after a rider in a subway car used her camera phone to snap a photo of the man exposing himself and posted it on the Internet, police said.
Police identified the man as Daniel Hoyt, 43, of 261 E. 10th St. in Manhattan.
Hoyt, who co-owns the raw-food eateries, Quintessence, allegedly exposed himself on Aug. 19 on a northbound "R" train at Cortland Street, police said. The female passenger used her camera phone to get his photo, and the man left the train at Prince Street.
The woman filed a police report and posted the photo on a few Web sites.
Do you think he plays with himself and then touches the food at the restaurant?