quakers may allow gay marriage

Quakers 'to allow gay marriages' (From Andover Advertiser): "A Christian denomination that supports same-sex unions is expected to decide whether to perform marriage ceremonies for gay couples."

two older pics

I thought I would repost these. It's Lucille Ball topless and Marlon Brando sucking a dick.

ungrateful bitch wants to return porn money

Dear Abby: " Two years ago my younger sister 'Cilla' generously set up college funds for my three children. Each account has more than $25,000. My husband and I were stunned, but Cilla insisted she is making good money in the film industry and wanted to do this for my family."

katy perry shopping

When she's out in public dressed like that she looks like a daytime hooker.

jennifer anniston has nipples

In the South we call this birddogging.

what is ass cream?

I don't think I want any of that.

marky mark

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katy perry in seahorse outfit

That's a seahorse on her little outfit. Does her grandmother make these things for her?

In the next pic she checks her pits to see how much they stink.

bikini girl rampage

A woman has been arrested in America for carjacking an SUV - while dressed in nothing but a bikini.

According to police in Southaven, Mississippi, 24-year-old Morgan Haley approached a woman on her driveway last Thursday evening, and demanded her car.

The woman complied, but asked if she could take her children out of the vehicle first.

With the children safely removed, Haley then drove to a nearby RV dealership, where according to authorities she tried to rob it by claiming she had a gun hidden underneath a towel.

Employees at the dealership weren't convinced by her gun claims (according to police, the gun was actually a mobile phone), and took the opportunity to wrestle the bikini-clad woman to the ground and call the police.

According to a police spokesman, Haley appeared to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol during her crimes.

Nah.... Ya think?

new game

Text a girl and ask if you can tap that.

Here's the responses.

Her: You better not ask me
Me: just play along i need a good 1
Her: no
Me: Ayy gurl when can i tap dat ***?
Her: Never
Her: My sister likes you though
Me: dont you hate your sister?
Her: yeah
Me: so lets **** and make her jealous
Her: No
Me: ****.

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katherine heigel on having an orgasm

obama naked with a unicorn

There are lots of these, here.

I can't figure out why Dr. House is in this one. Some sort of commentary on health care issues?

lionel richie dating bai ling?

Good luck, Lionel. You're too old for one this crazy, but wounds heal and chicks dig scars.

Just don't let her cut off your dick and throw it from a moving car.

Singer LIONEL RICHIE has sparked speculation he's embarked on a new romance after he was spotted enjoying a date with actress BAI LING.
The Endless Love hitmaker was seen laughing and flirting with the Chinese star while they dined together at Whist Restaurant in Santa Monica, California last Thursday (23Jul09), reports Fox News.

madonna is even older than that

Best caption for this pic submitted by Anastasia Beaverhausen, who said, "zombie madonna wants braaaaiiinnns.....". She wins.... nothing.

helen keller sings the blues

danica patrick looking cute

This is from twitter.

eliza dushku in fhm

omg! katy perry got a strawberry tattoo!

What is she 7 or something?

via her twit stream.

the palm pre girl is creepy

She's also kind of yellow. Bing, bing, bing. She's trying to hypnotize me! Get out of my brain! I'll never buy your crappy phone!

lady gaga forgot her clothes

Some idiot on a message board was saying Lady Gaga stole her style from Christina Aguilera. Let me just say that's dumb.

Stealing someone's style is a stupid concept. But besides that, they both stole it from Madonnna, who stole it from Marilyn Monroe. Who probably stole it from some dance hall girl from the 1880's.

Anyway, Lady Gaga totally sucks. Especially her music. And I also think she's a dude.

via Faded Youth Blog.

miranda kerr topless in ocean

the velvet mafia rules all

They make up 10% of the population, but 42% of the characters on HBO.

Four nets were rated "good," led by HBO with 42% representation of LGBT characters, a 16% increase from last year. Virtually all non-sports original HBO series included LGBT content, with shows such as "True Blood" and "The No. 1 Lades Detective Agency" lauded for featuring "complex and authentic LGBT characters from diverse backgrounds."

mariah carey's talents

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naked chicks plow fields in india

PATNA, India (Reuters) – Farmers in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plow parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods to bring some badly needed monsoon rain, officials said on Thursday.

Witnesses said the naked girls in Bihar state plowed the fields and chanted ancient hymns after sunset to invoke the gods. They said elderly village women helped the girls drag the plows.

Really? Are the gods embarrassed by this? Maybe they wanted to see the girls plow naked? Now you won't get any rain at all. It's cheaper than going to a strip club.

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happy kid meets katie price

I think he's drooling.

ali larter upskirt

If you look very closely, and believe me, I have, you can see she's actually wearing a thong.

another abstinence only republican has sex with a 22 year old intern

In a sworn affidavit, a Tennessee state investigator has said that Stanley admitted to having a "sexual relationship" with a 22-year-old female intern working in his office, and to taking nude pictures of her in "provocative poses" in his apartment.

Do you think he went bareback since he doesn't believe in condoms? More here.

so pretty....

I just like Michelle Trachtenberg. It seems like she hasn't been working much, lately. Someone in Hollywood needs to give her a job where she has to show lots of skin.

transgender mayor appears in bikini and miniskirt

He looks like a cross-dressing Carrot Top. Link.

jennifer connelly bikini candids

luke skywalker was a redneck

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farrah the angel

Here's a pic from w00t with Farrah Fawcett as an angel.

side boob

via the dirty rotten whore

drunk puts hammer heads up his ass

Here's the xray.

The story is here. Including after pics.

bai ling in daisy dukes

She doesn't look quite so creepy in these.

via drunken stepfather.

amy winehouse cleans up real purty..... for court

erin andrews sex tape

Here are some screencaps from the Erin Andrews sex tape. See the video here.

katrina darrell, bikini girl

Doing what she does. Which is hang around in a bikini.

you've been punked, republicans

Here it is revealed who is Sacha Baron Cohen's most recent character.

natalie portman's nipples

Hah, hah, it was a trick.
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lady gaga wears a coat made out of kermit the frog

I'd link to the site but it appears to be infected with something.

drugs

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and he don't roll on shabbas

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annalynne mccord in a bikini, again

Just out there, being healthy, soaking up rays, generating news coverage by prancing around in a bikini.

via celebrity odor.

evan rachel wood naked in id magazine

via scanner.

french gymnast pee

I didn't know about this when it happened. She squirted right through her outfit.

Pics taken at the wrong time, from Caveman Circus.

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ming na looking good

via celebrity snap

I've always thought she was hot, but underrated.

bai ling looking creepy at outfest

She's spooky looking in this one, isn't she? Look at her eyes, not her body.

whitney port bikini

She's got a "Who farted y'all?" look on her face. via ns4w

annalynne mccord, bikini, beach, sand

I'm a lot less impressed with her since I found out she was wearing falsies.

And she still don't have no tits. via celebrity snap.

avril lavigne oot and aboot

Remember when Avril Lavigne used to be a punk rock alterna-chick? What happened? Now she looks like a soccer mom with too much lipstick.

Nice SUV. That was sarcasm.

fergie's penis

If that's not a penis and balls then what is it? Is she smuggling drugs in her crotch? Someone needs to volunteer to look in Fergie's crotch. Because I'm not gonna do it. But, clearly, something unusual is going on down there and someone should be notified.

what's that around britney's neck?

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david byrne almost ran over paris hilton on his bike

Hilton was "holding her little doggie, crossing the street against the light and looking around as if to say, 'I'm Paris Hilton, don't you recognize me?' " Link.

nirvana vs rick astley, never gonna give your teen spirit up

Kurt would have hated this.

jennifer lopez sucking on a popsicle

lindsay lohan photoshoot

If I was painted, airbrushed and photoshopped as much as she is you would want to fuck me, too.

eva mendes in a bikini

lady gaga is a clown

What the hell is that outfit? It's like Molly Ringwald in Pretty in Pink if she had been a retarded rich clown.

heterosexual men fall in love in lesbian chatroom « The Factual World

heterosexual men fall in love in lesbian chatroom « The Factual World: "Jeffery Storr of Vancouver WA visited the Lesbian chatroom called “F4F No MEN!!” under the name “EtherealFey”. He claimed he was just visiting the chatroom because he was bored at work one day.

But he met and fell in love with someone using the name “Mullet4Life”. She claimed to be a 22 year old art student at Smith College."

emma watson sideboob

via nowatermark

She's getting as bad as Lily Allen. Everywhere she goes she's showing panties or boobs.

kim kardashian in a green bikini

Because that's what she does. She's so hot people just pay her to show up in a bikini and eat watermelon.

this message brought to you by your aunt flo

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annalynne mccord has no tits

I knew she had small tits, that was obvious. But apparently what little she does have is fake. If you look at the closeup you can see her falsie falling out.

Either that or she's got a large wart under there.

paris hilton and a guy with a camera

It's a slow news day so this guy stuck his camera up Paris Hilton's dress. via nsfw

jamie lynn siegler as a real housewife of new jersey

michael jackson's hair on fire video

Now imagine that, over his whole body, and no one puts it out. That's what MJ looks like in hell, right now.

another ashley tisdale upskirt

Just a slight one this time.

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pregnant bikini contest

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kim kardashian gothy

Here's Kim done up in a goth kinda look.

anna friel topless

I'm not sure who she is, but she's going to be the star of the remake of Breakfast at Tiffany's.

So here she is with her boobies hanging out.

Apparently her nipples are square if you look at them in the right angle.

where hiv came from

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ashley tisdale candids

Am I the only one who thinks it's odd to wear cowboy boots, daisy dukes and carry around a gallon of water? She looks good, but it just seems odd.

hustler true hollywood stories: lindsay lohan

With a great quote from Paris Hilton, "She had to know her tit fell out. I always know when my tit falls out. I mean, come on, it gets cold."

denise richards topless screencaps

These are screencaps from Denise Richard's show. She took off her bikini top at the beach. So, Boobies!

alien vs predator: british edition

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scarlett johansson in esquire

via celeb dump

She's shaving her legs in a couple of these, so I suppose if you have that fetish your in luck.

a message from megan fox

amanda bynes in short skirt again

This time she got drunk and wandered around in until the paparazzi came up and told her who she was.

See? The paps aren't all bad.

kim kardashian in skintight spandex

Couple of good butt shots in these.

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do you want michael jackson to suck your lolipop?

If you're still a fan after the pedophilia then you probably would.

Michael Jackson secret gay life claims | The Sun |News: "MICHAEL Jackson had a string of gay lovers who he seduced by saying: “The King of Pop is going to lick your lollipop”, it was claimed last night.

A sensational new book rushed out in the wake of Jackson’s death insists “virtually everybody” around him knew he was gay.

And it alleges he would sneak out of his home at midnight dressed as a WOMAN to keep seedy dates with a male lover."

Do I need to say anything else.

fag detector

Some German company has a product called the FAG Detector III.

What do you think it does?

Site.

zooey deschanel sorta topless, and blonde, from 2002

Another one of these sort of topless pics.

Hey, Zooey, turn around!

brooke hogan has thighs that could kill lesser men

I'm not sure if I'm up to the challenge, myself.

I like it rough but she looks like she could really hurt me.

via dirty rotten whore.

david bowie wants you to play with his balls

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lily allen boobie bunny

Don't know why, but here's Lily Allen as a bunny.

hayden panettiere in striped bikini

katy perry in blue bikini

mary louise parker pretends to bake a pie

For some reason I don't think this is where her talents lie.

In the last one you can see boobie.

billy mays is in heaven, michael jackson is in hell

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lady gaga in bra and short skirt

She's got a bruise on her upper thigh. I bet she likes it rough.

via celebrity odor

elizabeth hurley sorta topless

Another one of those "sorta topless" posts. She is, in fact, topless, but she's covering up. Don't you hate that?

But if you want one of her actually topless, here you go.




Here's another one I like.



Some of these via dirty rotten whore.

kristen stewart as joan jett

They're making a movie based on the Runaways, which were Joan Jett, Lita Ford, and that lesbian chick from the Bangles, some others.

Kristen Stewart is playing Joan Jett. Here she is in a thin tshirt, no bra, nipples birddogging.

emma watson waiting for letterman

Ok, two weird things about this photo.

One is what she's wearing. It looks like a Judy Jetson dress.

Two is the guy in the back who is reaching out to strangle her. He looks really pissed.

sarah palin with a gun

What we wish would happen.

lady gaga in a black mask

I think it means she's turned into a new age Moslem.

Or maybe she's got a huge zit.

Or maybe it's not even her.

hayden panettiere in white

White is the new black, apparently.

That sounds racist.

megan fox sorta topless

Well, she's topless, but hair is covering up the boobs, so it's cheating.

emma watson panties and cleavage

She's really working hard to shed that Hermione good girl image, isn't she?

I heard that would be in the next Harry Potter book. Hermione goes to magic university and becomes a slut.



Here's a link to the time she wore see-through panties.

lily allen in short shorts

I probably put up way too many photos of Lily Allen. But I like her. And she's usually partially naked or something, which I also like.

Hey, I don't have to explain myself to you. Fuck off! Don't you judge me.

via dirty rotten whore

mena suvari in a bikini

She's looking good, for a skinny girl. I usually like 'em bigger. But I'm open minded, I don't discriminate. I'd do her if she got down on her knees and begged.

what will the show house look like in the future?

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alyssa milano's ass in jeans

She's making clothes with Laker's designs.

For some reason I doubt the ass that will be wearing this will look this good. I hope she makes those in a 40 inches plus line, because that's her target market.

Plus, they need to be really good at hiding cheetos stains.

ron weasley got the swine flu

I'm not making it up. Ron Weasley, aka Rupert Grint, caught the swine flu. More here.

kelly osborne calls lady gaga a butterface

"She's a Butter Face - she has everything 'but her face' (is unattractive). She reminds me of Peaches Geldof."

She manages to insult 2 people at the same time.

ashley tisdale showing off her butt in orange bikini

lady gaga topless for real

No faking, not one of those topless, but with hands over the boobs shots. You can actually see booby.

debra messing nipples

Here's Debra Messing walking around town, no bra, nipples poking out.

Thank you, Debra.

Also, she's either given blood or been to the doctor, there's a bandaid in the crook of her elbow.

kim kardashian as slutty pocahontas

Here's a pic Kim posted from her blog. It's an old one, from when she was 18. Which was 30 or 40 years ago. Back when she dated Prince.

Nah, she's really only 29.

i'm out

The holiday totally screws up the news. Or the celebrity gossip. Everyone goes home early and there's no new pictures. Probably be a lot Sun or Mon.

So here's Mila Kunis, because she's hot.

Happy Independence day. Go get drunk and blow shit up naked.

kylie minogue in concert

If you look closely, and how can you not when the images are this fucking big, you can see she has weird wart things in her cleavage. She should get the doctor to zap those off.

I don't understand what makes people want images that are actually bigger than the person. Kylie is tiny. These are huge.

new claire danes nipslip

via laxtime

Here are two older ones.

christina ricci in a bikini

I used to really want to see Christina Ricci naked. Ever since Black Snake Moan I'm kinda tired of it.

perez hilton's black eye

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the best things in life are free

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naked chicks doing yoga

I like watching videos of naked chicks exercising. There isn't enough of that kind of porn.

jessica simpson no bra

The pretty but dumb girl forgot to wear a bra. This made all the boys happy.

via usemycomputer.com

denise richards in a bikini

I wouldn't hit it. I know, my standards are usually very low, but that's a whole lot of crazy. I don't need that kind of problem.

kim kardashian in a bikini, as usual

This is from the Sierra Mist beach house. So Sierra mist, the makers of sugar water, rent a house and have women in bikinis stay there. Then they take pictures. And us bloggers dutifully post the photos and Sierra Mist gets free advertising. Ingenious, really.

One day I'm going to be rich enough to afford a woman like Kim Kardashian.

Of course, by then I may be too old to do anything with her. But medical science has come a long way. One day they will have super-viagra!

Also, what the hell kind of makeup will stay on in the pool like that? Is it tattooed on?

mischa barton got drunk

Isn't she lovely? What's with that hat?

tricia helfer in maxim

via celebrity odor

bar refaeli sorta naked video

She's naked but you never see anything.

katy perry in esquire

Wow, for once she isn't wearing those stupid shorts.

fuck you