kim kardashian in a bikini, as usual

This is from the Sierra Mist beach house. So Sierra mist, the makers of sugar water, rent a house and have women in bikinis stay there. Then they take pictures. And us bloggers dutifully post the photos and Sierra Mist gets free advertising. Ingenious, really.

One day I'm going to be rich enough to afford a woman like Kim Kardashian.

Of course, by then I may be too old to do anything with her. But medical science has come a long way. One day they will have super-viagra!

Also, what the hell kind of makeup will stay on in the pool like that? Is it tattooed on?