did she do it?

Looks like Winona has already been tried in the press for stealing jewelery.
I may have to make a tshirt about this.

Winona Ryder Bulgari Stolen Jewelry Scandal

ben stiller, jack black, p. diddy dye their pubes

The Superficial - Ben Stiller, Jack Black, P. Diddy dye their pubes (Those words just happened.): "Jarecki says so many men have bought the product that she plans to launch a 'Betty for Men' line early next year. 'I guess man-scaping for guys is really big these days,' she says, adding that she recently sent the entire assortment of colors to noted waxing enthusiast Diddy and got back a thank-you note from his assistant."


Uhmmm....I've got a problem with the truth of that statement. Diddy's hair is black, so what color is going to dye his pubes? Blacker than black? Or is he coloring them pink and purple and shit?

I just don't see it, unless he's suddenly dating Dennis Rodman.

mary-kate pregnant?

Mary-Kate Olsen reportedly pregnant - New Zealand's source for entertainment news, gossip & music, movie & book reviews on Stuff.co.nz: "Mary-Kate Olsen who shot to fame alongside twin sister Ashley in hit US TV show 'Full House' aged nine months - has sparked rumours she is expecting her first child after her weight shot up to 102lbs, according to National Enquirer magazine."

I seem to be going through some sort of phase

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heidi klum has a bag of teeth

Heidi Klum shows off her extracted teeth | The Sun |Showbiz|Bizarre|USA: "HEIDI KLUM made US TV viewers squirm in disgust last night – when she emptied out a pouch full of her own teeth on The Jay Leno Show.

The sexy German model risked losing millions of male admirers when she unveiled her stomach-churning lucky charms.

Heidi grinded her teeth together – the ones still in her mouth – as she held up her extracted gnashers to the cameras.

The catwalk stunner admitted that the bag of teeth nearly landed her in deep trouble with border patrol officials, who feared the package contained drugs."

I like this chick. She's weird.

it's superbrit

Apparently she's gone so crazy she thinks she has superpowers.

katy perry fhm mag

I think she's ugly. And dumb. And has a horrible sense of fashion. But you people, the jerks who come to this site, seem to love her. So here she is.


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tila in sexy shirt

Tila in a really hot outfit that shows off her cleavage. I really hope this trend catches on. I want to be able to go to wal-mart and see teenagers dressed like this.

Tila looks really happy. She's obviously really in love with that Cortenay chick. But I'm telling you, I know bad news in woman form when I see it, and that chick is crazy/evil.

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kim katrall nude

Kim Cattrall Recreates a Nude Diana to Save Titan Painting (Tuesday, November 25, 2008): "The point was to create a real-life tableau of the Titian masterpiece Diana and Actaeon. The BBC television show Two's The Culture Show teamed up with artist and photographer Tom Hunter to create the real life artwork, according to London’s Daily Mail."

bai ling schoolgirl outfit

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Childhood Surgery Blamed For Karolina Kurkova Missing Belly Button

Well this explains alot. Czech model Karolina Kurkova, who was voted the World’s Sexiest Woman by E! Entertainment on Friday has issued an explanation for her almost non-existent belly button, which made headlines after the catwalk maven strutted her stuff at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in Miami last weekend.

“She had an operation when she was an infant,” Karolina’s rep told New York’s Daily News on Saturday. “It’s a fact and just thank God she’s healthy.”

dita von teese in playboy

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lily allen strip searched

My strip-search trauma at Dubai airport, by Lily ... and her showbiz pals Agy and Rhys | Mail Online: "She told The Mail on Sunday she was subjected to an hour-long search at Dubai airport on Wednesday night.

The 23-year-old said: ‘I was strip-searched, which was so nice as soon as you arrive. I knew I didn’t have anything on me so I wasn’t worried. I wasn’t paranoid, just terrified.
‘It was at the airport and took more than an hour. It was really scary as they didn’t tell you what they were doing, they just said, “Take off trousers” and I was like, “Ahhh help”.’"

Nice, they invite you to their country and then they get their rocks off by making you strip naked. I would have told the fuckers to kiss my ass and got on the next plane back home.

paris hilton pussycat doll

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olga kurylenko in maxim

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unknown bitch sues mcdonald's for nude pics

Tina Sherman Photos; Nude Pictures Leaked

Who the fk is Tina Sherman? Right? Well, if you were on top of things, you would know that photos of Tina Sherman were leaked onto the Internet.

Big deal right? Well, apparently it’s a big deal since the pictures were nude and meant only for her husband’s eyes.

So what happens when you leave your cell phone at McDonalds? Nude photos of your wife get leaked onto the Internet. Learn your lesson, Phillip. Once something goes digital, it’ll find it’s way online. k? good.

Instead of boning up and taking responsibility for their carelessness, Tina Sherman and her husband Phillip Sherman are suing McDonald’s for $3 million. They are claiming emotional distress and hardship.

mischa barton kissing a dolphin

cooking with aria giovanni

katie price in lingerie

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annalynne mccord nipslip

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sideboob

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ashlee simpson wins!

She officially wins the Hollywood Stupid Baby Name contest, narrowly beating out Gwen Stefani's child Zuma. Ashlee named her baby Bronx Mowgli.

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heidi klum is a dog

You know how they say people look like there dogs? Here's a pic of Heidi Klum proving it.

avril lavigne q magazine shoot

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megan fox gallery

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kelly osbourne engaged

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To what appears to be an androgynous mer-man. Isn't she too old for him? I thought you had to be a milf before you could be a cougar?

pam anderson can read!

Recommended reading to Mr. President Elect Obama from Pamela Anderson | Pamela Anderson: "*The Shock Doctrine by Naomi Klein
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Winona Ryder Hospitalized

Winona Ryder Hospitalized: "“The plane had a scheduled landing. As a precaution, [Ryder] was taken to the hospital and released within an hour.”"

I wouldn't think much of it, maybe just the flu. But I've noticed that with celebs there's usually some sort of feinting spell right before they go to rehab or kill themselves.

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nicolke kidman public nipslip

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lesbian koala orgy

Australia rocked by 'lesbian' koala revelation - 25 Feb 2007 - Animal News - New Zealand Herald: "Female koalas indulge in lesbian 'sex sessions', rejecting male suitors and attempting to mate with each other, sometimes up to five at a time, according to researchers.

The furry, eucalyptus-eating creatures appear to develop this tendency for same-sex liaisons when they are in captivity. In the wild, they remain heterosexual."

annalynne mccord, devilish pixie

She reminds me of a stripper I used to date, before I got old.

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taylor swift at trl

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heidi klum at victoria's secret fashion show

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keira knightley topless in the duchess

She loves showing off her boobs. They're small but nice. I love them.


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kim kardashian at the beach

Sure, it's winter, but that doesn't stop you from jetting down to Miami to frolic in the ocean when you're rich and fabulous. I wish I was fabulous.


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wanda sykes comes out, and she's pissed

New York - Wanda Sykes Comes Out - La Daily Musto - Village Voice

"They pissed off the wrong group of people. They have galvanized a community. We are so together now and we all want the same thing and we shouldn’t have to settle for less. Instead of having gay marriage in California, no, we’re gonna have gay marriage across the country. When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage also recognized in Nevada, in Arizona, all the way to New York... I’m proud to be a woman, I’m proud to be a black woman and I’m proud to be gay."

michelle trachtenberg gorgeous at the fontainebleu

Hopefully she'll hit the beach tomorrow while she's in Florida and we'll get some bikini shots.

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in case you didn't know, women take beavers with them wherever they go

In the words of Demi Moore in Striptease, "This is offensive to women and beavers!"

denise richards topless

Apparently these are from her reality show.


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kristanna loken in leather at some award thingy

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that girl who killed herself over paula abdul?

Here's her really, really horrible American Idol audtion.

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jewel at the cma's

I also added a bunch of pics of her from 2003 issue of Blender.

it may have been fake, but adrienne bailon has been offerered $100,000 to pose in playboy

Well the pics aren't fake, but they weren't really released because of the stolen laptop. She did it as a publicity stunt, but Playboy will pay her $100,000 to pose.

the lovely and desirable michelle trachtenberg, new pics

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amanda bynes upskirt

She's wearing pretty pink panties....


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rose mcgowan is a sexy librarian

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• They're remaking Karate Kid with Will Smith's son, Jaden. I blame Obama for this.
• Eleanor Rigby was a real person.
• Britney took the kids to an alligator farm. Amazingly, no one was eaten.
• Kim Kardashian will be on an ep of How I Met Your Mother.
• Just like in the Great Depression, when the economy is down, movie ticket sales are up.
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katy perry nipslip and upskirt

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• Brit is so incompetent that she has the kids for less than a week and one of them is in the hospital with a seizure. Can't we just take these kids away from her?
• Another innocent little pop star may be pregnant, at only 18. Is it Taylor Swift ?
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cheetah girl naked

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One of the Disney owned Cheetah Girls fucked up and got her laptop stolen. With naked pics on it. Here they are. In case your wondering she's 25, so perfectly legal.

angeline jolie's tattoo artist confesses

ohnotheydidnt: OMFG: "“I did the secret Billy Bob tattoo that you will never see,” Friday says. “She would come to the house all of the time, because my roommate was her best friend.”"

scanner's top 5 lesbian sex scenes

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mischa barton wears a toga

I can see her getting drunk on cheap beer and then passing out with her toga over her head. That's what happened.


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hayden panettiere in chains

For some reason Hayden is wearing a gold dog chain and no bra, or shirt, under a fetishy looking ensemble. She looks really embarrassed.

She recently got a tattoo.

I think she's going through a bad girl phase. Like really bad, with whips and chains and she's someone's slave.

Or at least that's the way it is in my head. Except there I'm wearing the collar and she's my little blonde Goddess.

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tila's new girl

Tila was seen kissing some new chick last night.

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reach out and touch hilary duff

She get's all sexy and kinky...the song would suck but it's really just her singing over "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode.

Hilary Duff “Reach Out” Music Video Censored

heidi klum, marisa miller and also miranda kerr at victoria's secret fitting

Heidi looks like she's in some sort of Flash Gordon Hawkgirl costume in the first one.


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• Charlie Sheen is in trouble for something he did in Vegas. (Hint, it involved a woman or two.)
• Tim Robbins was denied his right to vote.
• Stephen Baldwin said he'd leave the country if Obama won. I'm now taking donations for a bus ticket to TiJuana for him.
• Slutty Annalyne Mccord of the new 90210 is a lesbian.
  

britney = crazy + evil

Just look at those evil eyes.

mirand kerr victoria's secret photoshoot pics

first she was kali, now she's tom cruise

Heidi Klum “Guitar Hero World Tour” Commercial Video (”Risky Business” Parody”)

carrie underwood hates on patriotic celebrities

Carrie Underwood Slams Celebrity Political Endorsements: "“I lose all respect for celebrities when they back a candidate,” the multiplatinum-selling singer says in the new issue of TV Guide, on newsstands November 6.

“It’s saying that the American public isn’t smart enough to make their own decisions,”"

That last part kind of makes you sound like a republican.

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celebrities can't handle actual journalism

Reporter Hannah Hodson faces sack over Pink interview | NEWS.com.au Entertainment

The famous are different from you and I. They get treated better. When a reporter actually tries to ask real questions they can't handle it. They then try to destroy evidence and often attack the reporters.

While I like pink, I don't think her management had any right to try to destroy a tape and get a reporter fired just because she asked questions Pink didn't like.

They get paid a lot of money for this. If they don't like it they can quit and move to some small town.

jessica biel does tongue tricks

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