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Heidi Montag is a slutty cop for Halloween.

First Mariah Carey was a slutty firefighter, then she was slutty cookies.

Blake Lively is a naughty schoolgirl.

olsen twins all sexy

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen sexy as Pin-Ups to Timothy White >> Celebrity Gossip from Celebridiot: "Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen did a photo shoot for Timothy White’s new book Hollywood Pin-Ups"

kim kardashian as wonder woman

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mariah carey as a slutty firefighter

hayden panettiere got a tatoo

Hayden got a tat - Panettiere News: "It’s partially obscured but you can make out the first word “vivere,” which means “to live” in Italian."

It's probably Viviere por amare, which means Live to Love. Or something like that.

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Andrew, from Buffy, is gay. And all I can say is, "Why did it take you so long to figure it out? We already knew."

Courtney Cox has a new show called Cougar Town. She can't be a Cougar, she hasn't even been a milf yet, has she?

Janice Dickinson upskirt. Don't click on it. No one wants to see that.

katy perry is supposed to be freddie mercury...

But she really looks like Oates from Hall and Oates.


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the governator

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heidi's got milk

You know it's not really milk, right?

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The new bond girl, Olga Kurylenko, has naked pics.

They are remaking Melrose Place.

And Hellraiser is getting a reboot.

Gwen Stefani named her child "Zuma". Isn't that a bad wine cooler that 14 year old girls like?

Miley Cyrus is afraid someone will find more naked pics of her.

for the first time ever i find hilary duff hott

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Paul McCartney was deported from Germany, when young, for setting fire to condoms.

They're remaking Footloose, with Zac Efron.

Madonna divorce is a disgrace to Kabballah. Speaking of which, someone went to the trouble of making a gallery of everyone Madonna has had sex with, that we know of.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno is banned in Utah.

Paris is going to space.

anne hathaway in vogue

She's a dirty dirty smoker. She's a bad girl and wants everyone to know it.


Egotastic! - Anne Hathaway Strips Down in Vogue

new summer glau hq pics

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Voluptua, satanic slut, she's in some sort of scandal in England

Meet Voluptua, the burlesque dancer and goth at the centre of the BBC radio prank | Mail Online

More of her pics on her myspace.

yet more nadine velasquez

She'll take off her clothes for any mag.

She states, "If I could fight any animal, it would be a frog."



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jessica biel cleans up real purty

Not looking like as much of a lesbian in this one. Some say she left her "traveling companion" behind on this trip.

The Beer Goggler | Sometimes, All It Takes Is One More Drink...

charlize theron 50's pinup...and nipslip

In the fishnet pics you can see pale pink.


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This is where I put all the other stuff I find in the day.....stuff that really doesn't seem to justify a full post. And I put a picture here, because everything looks better with a pic and everyone else is doing it.



Mishca Barton rolling up a joint. I'm more of a bong man, myself. This might have gotten it's own post if she made a nipslip.

Traci Bingham is trying to get attention so she'll get her own reality show. I say we put her on The Deadliest Catch and see if she survives.

Bono. With teenagers in bikinis. He's a fucking rock star, isn't he supposed to do that?

Lindsay Lohan likes penis. Except when she likes pussy. These are good things. Embrace your inner slut, Lindsay. Just say fuck it and start doing porn. It's your destiny.

yet more proof jessica biel is a lesbian

I used to have a female golf coach that dressed like that..... It's a mansuit.


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traci bingham

Some chick I've never heard of, Traci Bingham, took out the trash in a seethrough top.

Were their photogs out waiting for this? She's all posing with the trashcan and eveything.


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nadine velasquez in german fhm

Hispanic hottie from My Name is Earl.

i've never heard of her before....

But she's slutty and she's on the new 90210.

AnnaLynne McCord

Hey everyone, look at me - 90210 News

gwen stefani is a fried egg

This is the dumbest halloween costume, evar.

anne hathway found a penis root

kim kardashian in vegas magazine

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tila tequila's birthday

Tila's News

She's wearing a plastic dress. That's for easy cleanup after the "climax" of the party.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! YAYYYYYYYY! I get to be a princess today! I just woke up and it's 2pm but that's ok because I can do whatever I want on my special day! YAYYY! So what did you all get me???? hehe....I'm just kidding. I'm so happy! Tonight I'm going to have dinner with 15 of my closest friends at this amazing restaurant called "KOI" in Hollywood. I'm gonna dress like a princess and wear my tiara and everything! I wish you could all be here tonight but you will be with me in spirit! Then tomorrow it's off to Miami for another Birthday party so I hope to see you all there!

And to all of my fans who send me a birthday wish, I just want to say THANK YOU all and give you a big kiss!!! And thank you to my #1 fan site who put this together for me...you ROCK! Check it out:

http://www.tilatequilafan.org/bday

Love and Kisses
Tila

kim and kourtenay kardashian at kim's birthday party

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Albus Dumbleore knocked up some witch. He's 68.

John Mccain's brother makes 911 calls to complain about traffic.

Superficial thinks Britney is a milf. I think they went blind. And dumb.

Hayden Panittierre wears granny panties.

paris for president

It's just an excerpt. It's not officially out yet.

Who Would You Rather... for President: Paris or Palin? - Scanner

you know the party is over.....

When Carrot Top and Cris Angel show up. Lame.

sexy redhead alicia witt in bikini giving lapdance

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The actress who plays the voice of Kim Possible is also playing a character known as Lucy the Slut.

Beyonce changes her name, and yes it's something stupid.

Posh is still dumb and ugly, even dressed up like Bollywood.

Tila Tequila's ex has a nipslip. I don't care.

Tila Tequila opened a restaurant with "a sexy menu" called Tacos & Tequila. How do you make tacos sexier? Put a slut on them.

science is for faggots

Palin on Science (yes, we *do* troll 4chan so you don't have to) - Boing Boing

naked obama mama

This may be a naked pic of Obama's mother.


Real or Fake? Nude Photos of Obama's Mother - Scanner

selma blair being all sexy and stuff

She's hot for a chick with no tits.


Selma Blair’s sexy midriff | HQ Celebrity

new sarah michelle gellar pics

Sexy Sarah Michelle Gellar Pictures at Celebrity Movie Blog - Hot and Sexy Celebrity Photos, Nude Movies and Sex Scenes

lindsay lohan and america ferrera in panty pulling catfight

LOHAN'S 'BETTY' GIG CHOPPED- New York Post: "One episode, titled 'Granny Pants,' was about how Lohan, playing Betty's high school nemesis, would 'de-pants' Ferrera. But Ferrera exacts her revenge and pulls down Lohan's pants instead. 'Lindsay wasn't wearing any underwear,' the source said.

But a Lohan pal fumed, 'Bull [bleep]! Lindsay wears underwear all the time now. She was wearing a G-string. And it was America's fault. They were rehearsing the scene and America wasn't supposed to pull Lindsay's pants down - but she did. Lindsay was so embarrassed, she started crying.'"

alicia silverstone's leg hair

Clueless! Alicia Silverstone dazzles in stunning blue dress at glitzy party... shame she forgot to shave her legs | Mail Online: "The actress, clad in a clingy blue dress and open-toe heels, also posed for photographers with fellow stars Mandy Moore and Katherine Heigl, seemingly oblivious to her unappealing leg fur."

I don't care, I'd still ride her like a furry little pony.

mena suvari nip slip

It's just a little one. You can barely tell. You have to look real close.


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kate bosworth is from the future

She's dressed like a stewardess on the Jupiter shuttle.

gossip girl punished by god with flesh eating bacteira

Defamer PlagueWatch: Throat-Eating Killer Bacteria Nearly Claims Life Of 'Gossip Girl's Taylor Momsen!

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shut in tv

Tv by crazed rednecks.

power ranger convicted of murder

I think it was the pink one. She was always up to no good.

Former Power Ranger Actor Convicted of Triple Murder - Crime & Courts, : People.com: "Skylar Deleon, a former child actor who had a non-speaking role on TV's Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, was convicted in an Orange County, Calif., courtroom Monday of three counts of first-degree murder, including the deaths of a couple he tied to an anchor and threw off their yacht.

Deleon, 29, was convicted of killing Prescott, Ariz., couple Tom Hawks, 57, and his wife Jackie, 47, who were last seen on Nov. 15, 2004, after departing on a test run to sell their 55-ft. yacht, the 'Well Deserved.'

He is also charged with slitting the throat of – and scamming $50,000 from – John Jarvi, 45, of Anaheim, Calif., whose body was left near a roadway in Ensenada, Mexico, on Dec. 27, 2003."

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fran drescher, still looking good in bikini

The Daily Bikini - Fran News

miss teen louisiana is a dumb criminal

She did a dine and dash but left her purse. Which had pot in it.

The Superficial - Miss Louisiana Teen proves her state is, in fact, full of giant idiots

will smith is gay

Will Smith: Why Would The World's Biggest Movie Star Arrange Gay Dates Through a Madam?: "A rumor circulated on Friday that most-popular-actor-in-the-world Will Smith once employed the services of a discreet Hollywood madam. A madam who supplied him with men."

the sarah palin sex video is here

Hustler VOD

audrina in bikini gets splashed by a lesbian

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candice swanepoel nipslip

Plus it's all Halloweeny! Halloween Nipples!

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heath ledger as teh joker

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2 girls taking bubble bath

Kat Young and someone else.

olsen twins are from the future

And kinda sexy in a gothic and witchy way. But I always liked 'em weird.

adriana lima in 5 million bra

Adriana Lima Photos & Pics | Adriana Lima in $5 Million Dollar Bra (And Not Much Else) For Sexy VS Ad!: "Among the super-sexy shots, Adriana poses in one bra worth $5 Million dollars, according to The Sun. In addition to her voluptuous breasts, the bra apparently contains contains 3,575 black diamonds, 117 one-carat diamonds and 34 rubies. Almost 3,900 jems in all."

obama dildo

Want To Have Sex With Obama? - Scanner


Apparently there isn't one for Mccain.

katy perry jumping out of a cake

God, she's a spaz.

audrina in maxim part 2

I keep finding new pics from that shoot so I thought I'd do another.

Plus she's very popular. I don't think we can have too much of Audrina in a bikini.

jada pinkett smith

Splash news says she looks fabulous. I think she looks like she's been painted orange with a roller brush.

mila kunis on red carpet

Very lovely, but the dress looks a little like a wedding gown.

Mila Kunis’ plunging neckline | HQ Celebrity: "The premiere was organized at Mann’s Chinese Theater on Oct. 13, in L.A., California. Kunis played an assassin in Max Payne. Kunis’ character had a sister who died and the assassin blamed Max Payne for her death.
Mila Kunis was accompanied bet her co-stars in Max Payne. They were Ludacris, Mark Wahlberg, Amaury Nolasco and Beau Bridges. Max Payne opens on Oct. 17 in the US.

hayden sez "nobody fucks with john mccain"

The Superficial - Hayden Panettiere 'endorses' John McCain, drops the F-bomb

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anna paquin topless

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sarah palin's secret sex tape

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The full video will be available at Hustler. Thank God for Larry Flynt.

audrina in maxim

Audrina Patridge Maxim | Celebrity NewsToob

austin powers extra charged with gang-rape

"Austin Powers" Star Charged in Gang Rape - TMZ.com: "Here's how it all went down. Son pleaded guilty back in May to felony vandalism. The plea required him to fork over a DNA sample. Investigators ran his sample and found Son's DNA connected him to an unsolved gang rape back in 1990, where a woman was pistol-whipped, raped, threatened with death and eventually blindfolded and released naked."

paris says "running for fake president is really hard"

Paris Hilton Joined by Martin Sheen in New "Campaign" Video

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tila's girl cheats on her with lindsay lohan

I told you it wouldn't last. That slut had cheatin in her eyes, I could see it.

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News and Press release service TransWorldNews: "Courtenay Semel, the daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, broke up with MTV reality star Tila Tequila, according to reports on Wednesday.

TMZ reported that Semel, 28, and Tequila, the bisexual star of MTV's 'A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila', had been dating for a couple of months, but broke up after Semel cheated on her."

fashion

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Maxwell predicts that you see this outfit worn by someone at the emmy's in 2 years.

breaking news, zac efron wears a members only jackect non-irnonically!

The moment a 'deranged fan' attacked High School Musical star Zac Efron | Mail Online

halle berry sexiest woman in the world, really?

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It's like everyone's standards have been lowered. Everyone has beer goggles.

jewel looking good in new pics

new bond girl is a freak, but not in the good way.

'I was born with six fingers on each hand' reveals Bond Girl Gemma Arterton in startling interview | Mail Online


gemma arterton

New Bond girl Gemma Arterton may be many men's idea of the classic English rose but her path to becoming the beautiful actress she is today wasn't so easy.

The 22-year-old starlet, who plays Agent Fields in the upcoming Quantum Of Solace, admitted she was born with six fingers on each hand.

After undergoing an operation to have them removed, she still has bumpy scars as reminders of her extra digits.

Why don't you hear about a woman being born with an extra sexual orifice, like behind their knee?

paris hilton carton

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no sex for britney

Britney Spears Sentenced to Six-Month Sex Ban - britney spears News - Celebuzz: "According to Entertainment Wise, Brit-Brit's parents, Jamie and Lynne Spears, are trying to impose a six-month sex ban on the 26-year-old singer in hopes of preventing any snags in her planned comeback.

The concerned parents allegedly blame Spears' choices in relationships for her recent personal troubles, a viewpoint that probably has some degree of merit."

It just seems to me that something is very wrong when you parents are telling you you can't have sex. When you're 26. And a mother of 2.

beat down lindsay lohan's father

It's finally your chance.

Long Island Fight For Charity

Any one wishing to fight Michael Lohan in three rounds of boxing, can submit an offer to boxing@lifightforcharity.com. Bids to get in the ring with one of America's well known fathers are starting at $5,000. Certain rules and regulations apply based on height, age & weight and the guidelines of USA Boxing as well as the Long Island Fight for Charity. An interview process will take place after the bid is made.

new nadine velasquez

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larry flynt makes sarah palin sex tape

Sarah Palin is officially a legend! Hustler Video is shooting a porn with a look-alike titled "Nailin' Paylin." The spelling is sic and so is Hustler. You betcha!

The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene -- a flashback -- "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"

There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes.

The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.

Is this one real? sarah palin nude with gun

Nude Portait of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin Unveiled (Friday, October 03, 2008): "Bruce Elliott, 68, of Chicago, has unveiled a nude portrait of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin in his bar in the North Side of Chicago, the Old Town Ale House. The work is four feet tall and is drawing crowds to the bar. In the portrait, the governor is wearing her trademark hairdo, holding an automatic rifle and standing naked on a polar-bear skin rug."

more katy perry fashion mistakes

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I've kinda been wanting to beat her, but judging from her legs someone got there first.

brtney spears sex tape

Have We Finally Found Stills from the Britney Spears Sex Tape? - Scanner

Commercial Features Nothing But Bikini Girls On Pogo Sticks - Scanner

Commercial Features Nothing But Bikini Girls On Pogo Sticks - Scanner

johnny rotten makes a butter commercial

hayden panettiere gagged

new amy winehouse pic

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why no space porn?

idle.slashdot.org | No Space Porn (For Now): "With the entry to sub-orbital flight, and even orbital flight, becoming ever so slightly easier, the obvious thought of space porn kicks in. Who wouldn't want to see two or more people going at it like rabbits in a weightless environment (or at least trying to go at it like rabbits in a weightless environment)? Sadly, Virgin Galactic has turned down a $1 million offer to do just that. The offer was made by an unidentified party who was willing to put the money up front to do a space porn movie. Considering that a flight aboard VG costs $200,000 for a two-hour flight, $1 million doesn't seem too bad. Though how much you could actually do and perform in two hours is debatable. And what if one or more of the actors gets sick?"