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She looks like she's going to kick some ass. Asss.... Hayden's tight little butt.... Look at that butt.


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Mary-Louise Parker gettings spanked

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Swedish model Sabina Mari arrested for solicitation

Swedish model Sabina Mari arrested for solicitation
Sabina Mari Johansson, 23, a Swedish model was busted by police for allegedly working as the “house mom” at a midtown brothel, which was said to be run by a prominent lawyer.

Sabrina Johansson, also called Sabrina Mari, was charged with promoting prostitution at Big Daddy Lou’s Hot Lap Dance Club, police records state.

Johansson, who has appeared in an Avril Lavigne music video and has been on the “Tyra Banks” show and America's Next Top Model show , was arrested Thursday as part of the ongoing investigation of the W. 38 St. club owned by lawyer Lou (Daddy) Posner.

Hayden Panettiere's striptease

Tabloid Edition: Hayden Panettiere's striptease: "Hayden Panettiere star of Heroes striped off as a surprise birthday gift for her boyfriend. Hayden's lucky boyfriend is fellow Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia.

For his birthday she asked the wardrobe girls on Heroes to make her a Velcro lined cheerleader costume similar to the one she wears on the show. At lunch in front of the cast and crew she sang Happy Birthday whilst doing the striptease to reveal sexy red underwear."

Zhang Ziyi doesn't like Olympic protests

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HONG KONG — "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" star Zhang Ziyi has told Vogue magazine that she is puzzled by the protests against China's human rights record before the Beijing Olympics.

Activists have criticized China's rule in Tibet and its alleged failure to do more to help stop mass killings in the Sudanese region of Darfur. Protests marred several international legs of the Olympic torch relay.

The actress served as a torch bearer for the Chinese leg of the relay.

"I don't see why people are so negative. The games are about friendship," Zhang was quoted as saying in the current issue of Vogue. "I'm Chinese and I'm proud of my country."

No one recognizes Shannen Doherty

Cops to Shannen Doherty: 9021Who - TMZ.com: "That new '90210' show can't come along fast enough for Shannen Doherty.

We know Shannen went to the Sheriff's Department in Lost Hills (Malibu) to complain about paparazzi following her. The cops who talked to her were baffled ... because they had no idea who she was.

The deputy at the front desk confessed he had no idea who she was. Shannen retorted that she was on TV. The deputy, in a scene reminiscent of 'Take the Money and Run,' began asking others around him if they knew who she was, but none did.

We're told Shannen then left in a huff."

Keira Knightly Refuses Breasts Enhancement For "The Dutchess"

Keira Knightly Refuses Breasts Enhancement For "The Dutchess": "Keira Knightley has refused to allow any enhancement of her cleavage on publicity photos for her upcoming movie, 'The Duchess,' Britain's Daily Mail reports.

Studio heads reportedly want to enlarge Knightley's bosom in the photos, but the actress, 23, put her foot down.

'She has insisted that her figure stay in its natural state,' an insider said. 'She is proud of her body and doesn't want it altered.'

This isn't the first time Knightley has faced this dilemma. The actress drew negative attention in 2004 with her larger-than-usual breasts in publicity stills for 'King Arthur.'"

michelle trachtenberg sex scene

Here's a sex scene with Michelle Trachtenberg from something called "Beautiful Ohio". Click here to download the avi. MT_Beautiful_Ohio_ElPiloto.avi

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Peru wants jail for nude woman who used flag as saddle | Oddly Enough | Reuters

Peru wants jail for nude woman who used flag as saddle | Oddly Enough | Reuters: "LIMA (Reuters) - A naked model photographed using Peru's flag as a saddle while mounted on a horse will face charges that could put her in jail for up to four years for offending patriotic symbols, the country's defence minister said on Wednesday.

The suggestive shot of Leysi Suarez, whose main job is dancing for the band Alma Bella, or Beautiful Soul, was splashed on the cover of DFarandula magazine and has caused a political uproar as Peru prepares to celebrate the 187th anniversary of its independence from Spain on Monday.

"I haven't committed a crime. I love Peru and show it with my body and soul," the dancer said on RPP radio."

Tron 2 Trailer Is Out In the Wild

Slashdot | Bootleg Tron 2 Trailer Is Out In the Wild

"Gizmodo and Filmstalker are showing the Tron 2 (aka Tr2n) teaser from Comic-Con 08. From the Giz article: 'It's a tiny bootleg video, but I don't care. You can see that the 3D looks amazing, the new lightcycles are stunning (and move like real bikes), the world and the whole mood is Batman-like dark. And Jeff Bridges ... well, he is Jeff Bridges. What can I say, he looks like a badass version of The Dude. "It's just a game!" he shouts. No, it's not. It's Tr2n. At last. Note: excuse the excitement, but I saw the original in the movie theater, and 200 times after that. With War Games, it's what got me into technology when I was a kid, and ultimately here in Giz. The only thing that has me worried is that the characters in the computer world are fully 3D.'"

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From the way her eyes are squinting I'd say it's stoned yoga, too.

Sienna Miller's computer generated pubic hair

Sienna Miller had her private parts digitally enhanced for her new movie.

The 26-year-old actress had to have pubic hair added by computer wizard for some scenes in her new film 'Hippie Hippie Shake'.
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In the movie, Sienna plays Louise, the girlfriend of publisher Richard Neville, who was heavily involved in London's party scene during the 60s.

A studio source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "The film is set in the swinging 60s when fashion was wild and body hair even wilder. Unfortunately, Brazilian waxes weren't common in the 60s and Sienna's part involved one or two nude scenes - meaning that her grooming habits were on display. A merkin [pubic wig] simply wouldn't have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue.

"Sienna's private parts were enhanced, giving her a rather unruly bush. All the cast had a good giggle about it and stoical Sienna happily played along."

A Brazilian is a method of pubic waxing where almost all hair is removed.

'Hippie Hippie Shake' tells the story of Richard Neville, Australian magazine editor of counterculture magazine Oz - who was jailed for obscenity in 1971.

Miley Cyrus nude scene?

Miley Cyrus Interested in Movie Role with Nude Scenes

Miley Ray Cyrus said this week that she might be in the works to play an adult role with nude scenes in her next movie.

Cyrus, the star of the Disney hit show "Hannah Montana," may play an adult role in the film adaptation of Allison Burnett's "Undiscovered Gyrl."

A source close to the project says Cyrus, 15, is interested in the part of "a lovable, lost suburban girl who descends into a life of reckless partying and promiscuity." The source says if Cyrus did take the part, she would reveal more than she did in her racy Vanity Fair photos. "There would definitely be nude scenes," says the source.

Cyrus has been in several scandals over the past months as scantily-clad pictures of her have surfaced online, each time adding to controversy.

Steve Colbert quote

Celebrity Wit | The Voice of Fame: "Female audience member: Mr. Colbert, have you been fucking Matt Damon?
Stephen Colbert: Why? Did his dick taste like me?

--Studio, The Colbert Report"

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Billy Bob swears off marriage after Angelina

B104.com!: "Billy Bob Thornton has vowed never to wed again, after five failed attempts at marriage.

The 52-year-old actor has been dating Connie Angland - the mother of his three-year-old daughter Bella - for four years."

I hear ya Billy Bob.

He's the worlds luckiest redneck. Maybe he's the smartest, too.

Jessica Simpson sex tape?

It must be sex tape day....

Jessica Simpson reportedly reeling from the news that a sex tape starring her and ex-hubby Nick Lachey has hit the internet.

In the alleged X-rated home video, the 25-year-old star is said to be seen engrossed in various sexual acts with Lachey.

"Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She''s always been a girl of high morals and principles," Stuff.co.nz quoted a source, as telling Britain's Daily Sport newspaper.

Reports suggest that the tape does exist and has now landed in the hands of people who were behind making the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video public.

Madonna and A-Rod sex tape?

Madonna is reportedly at the center of a sex tape scandal.

A cameraman claims to have a video of Madonna and baseball player Alex Rodriguez romping on a sofa.

He is trying to sell the tape - allegedly shot with a hidden camera in an apartment owned by a friend of the cameraman which was used by the couple for secret liaisons – for L1-million.

The unnamed owner of the tape claims he visited the property and hid a camera, pointed at the sofa which captured the X-rated footage two months ago.

Celebrity Porn and Celebrity Upskirts » Ronnie Wood’s Girlfriend Topless

Celebrity Porn and Celebrity Upskirts » Ronnie Wood’s Girlfriend Topless: "Ekaterina Ivanova, the 20 year old girlfriend of Rolling Stones member Ronnie Wood poses for these topless pics for a former lover after they had sex for the first time. Not the greatest of pics, but the one with her giving a thumbs-up to the camera certainly suggests she has quite a fine pair of tits on her."

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avril lavigne sex tape

You can only see her from the back, but it looks like her. Think about it, if you were Avril and you wanted to make a video of yourself having sex, would you show your face? But I'm really sure it's her.

Look at the hair, that's how you can tell. Plus she shows her ass crack all the time, and I'd recognize that anywhere.





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Selma Blair's lesbian friends

Selma Blair's lesbian friends
Selma Blair is "shocked" by how many of her friends have lesbian crushes on her. The actress, who famously shared a steamy kiss with Sarah Michelle Gellar in 'Cruel Intentions', insists she has never had any lesbian experiences in real life - but is constantly fighting off advances from women. Selma - who also filmed same sex kisses for 'Feast of Love' and new movie 'Driving Lessons' - told Playboy magazine: "I have done three girl-on-girl kisses on-screen. And, yet, I've never experimented in real life. When lesbian friends tell me they're in love with me after our friendship has been cemented, it always shocks me." Last year, Selma revealed she practiced her lesbian sex scenes in private with 'Heroes' star Stana Katic. Selma - who plays a lesbian again in 'Feast of Love' - said: "We rehearsed our love scene quite a bit in a private room together. We both looked at the bed, looked at each other and walked into the room and went at it."

One of the chicks from Abba was born as a Nazi experiment

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No, it's not a joke, apparently.

Winnipeg Blue Bombers cheerleaders Scandal Photos

Winnipeg Blue Bombers cheerleaders Scandal Photos

A joke told by John Mccain

The Wit and Wisdom of John McCain - Scanner: "'Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, ‘Where is that marvelous ape?''"

Claire Danes in a bikini

The Superficial - Claire Danes in a bikini

She has it all spread out for the world.....

Hayden Panettiere can't sing

YouTube - Hayden Panettiere New Music Video "Wake Up Call"

This is horrible. She looks good, but hit the mute.

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Andy Dick arrested

Andy Dick jailed in SoCal on drug, sex allegations - Yahoo! News: "MURRIETA, Calif. - Andy Dick was arrested early Wednesday for investigation of drug use and sexual battery after the comedian allegedly pulled down a teenager's top, police said."

When they arrived, a 17-year-old girl told police that she was outside when Dick left the bar, walked up, "grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts," the statement said.

Marijuana and the drug Xanax were found his pants pockets during a search and he appeared "extremely intoxicated," police said.

If you aren't stealing music you're a sucker

Lyle Lovett sells millions, earns nothing - Yahoo! News: "DETROIT (Billboard) - Lyle Lovett says he has 'never made a dime' from album sales during his two-decade career, and hopes to rectify that situation when his contract expires.
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The eclectic country singer has two more albums on his deal with Curb/Universal, his home since 1985, and figures the horizons are wide open."

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Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood, 61, 'runs away with 18-year-old Russian cocktail waitress'

Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood, 61, 'runs away with 18-year-old Russian cocktail waitress' | Mail Online: "Ronnie Wood has walked out on his wife and four children to live with a teenage cocktail waitress he met in an escort bar.

The 61-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist has fled to his mansion in Ireland with the 18-year- old Russian blonde.

His wife of 23 years, Jo, is said to have begged Ekaterina Ivanova not to take her husband away from her. The teenager is understood to have told friends that she replied: 'I am not taking him - he is leaving.'"

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