Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert Seen Making Out

Usmagazine.com | EXCLUSIVE: Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert Seen Making Out

Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert at 944 Magazine Presents the 2 B Free Fall 2007 Collection at Boulevard3 in Los Angeles, CA. on March 19, 2007.
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Paris Hilton and actress Elisha Cuthbert were "all over each other and making out" at New York's Tenjune club Tuesday night, a source tells Usmagazine.com.

"Who knew?" says the source of the unlikely pairing.

Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, 25 (who costarred in 2005's House of Wax), didn't arrive at Tenjune together. Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. "It's Paris," says the source. "She loves putting on a show."

Earlier in the evening, Hilton attended the BlackBerry Pink Pearl Launch Party. "She was actually super well behaved and even took the time to take some photos with the BlackBerry executives," an attendee told Us.

A rep for Cuthbert denies the incident to Us.

Eva Mendes boobs

Nudography - Eva Mendes caps from We Own the Night

Requip causes man to expose himself

Postbulletin.com: Man admits to exposing himself - Tue, Jan 29, 2008: "A 52-year-old Rochester man, arrested four days after being released from jail on new charges of exposing himself in public, pleaded guilty to the charges Friday and blamed a prescription drug for his actions.

Michael Lynn Shirk-Heath told Olmsted District Judge Robert Birnbaum that at the time of the latest offenses, he was on a drug for restless leg syndrome. He said one of the side effects is increased sexual desire.

'I know that is one of the reasons for this,' Shirk-Heath said in pleading guilty to two gross misdemeanor counts of indecent exposure."

Nudography - Lenny Kravitz gives up sex

Nudography - Lenny Kravitz gives up sex: "Rocker Lenny Kravitz has given up sex and has been celibate for three years as a result.

The star has been linked with some of Hollywood's most beautiful women, including Nicole Kidman, Madonna, and Penélope Cruz, in the past, but now abstains from getting physical until marriage.

He tells Maxim magazine, '(It's) just a promise I made until I get married. Where I'm at in life, the women have got to come with something else, not just the body, but the mind and spirit. It usually trips them out, but that's the way it's going to be. I'm looking at the big picture.'"

Rebecca Romijn at SAG awards, with midget.

UK's youngest woman councillor, 18, poses in raunchy snaps| News | This is London

UK's youngest woman councillor, 18, poses in raunchy snaps| News | This is London: "She became Britain's youngest female councillor when she was elected last year at the age of 18 on a promise to prove young people are 'not all hood-wearing yobs getting drunk'.

But a series of risque pictures on the internet show that Laura Pye seems to have taken her own manifesto less than seriously.

The shots may not show her wearing a hood, but there is certainly evidence of drunkenness - and plenty more besides."

Hookers for Jesus

Hookers for Jesus: Ex sex-workers save souls - Telegraph

Las Vegas used to be a lucrative haunt for Annie Lobert, a $500-a-day escort girl, and Heather Veitch, a highly-remunerated stripper.

Now the vivacious double act patrol the city’s neon-lit streets with a dramatically different mission - to save souls rather than sell their bodies. Former sex industry workers Annie Lobert (r) of Hookers for Jesus and Heather Veitch (l) from JC’s Girls With their peroxide blond hair, contour-hugging outfits, and surgically-enhanced chests, they do not look so different from their former incarnations in the city’s notorious sex industry.

Posh is turning into a copper robot...and Eva looks like Luke Skywalker

Chinese bikini girl with gun

Women are growing bigger busts

Women are growing bigger busts | The Daily Telegraph

IT sounds crazy, but lipstick and booze among other pleasures are being blamed for a growth spurt in womens' breast cup sizes.

A recent study in the UK has revealed that British breasts are getting bigger, according to reports in The Daily Mail.

In less than ten years the average bra size has grown from a 34B to 36C.

Marks & Spencer say a quarter of all its bras sold are a D cup or above - a figure which has doubled in three years.

Police: 'Bizarre sex' kills woman

The York Daily Record - Police: 'Bizarre sex' kills woman

Jan 24, 2008 — A 37-year-old Lower Windsor Township man is charged with using electricity to shock his wife to death in what police describe as some “bizarre sex” inside the bedroom of their southern York County trailer.

Toby Taylor, 37, of the 100 block of Oak Leaf Court, was charged Thursday with involuntary manslaughter and reckless endangerment.

Late Wednesday night, police say they responded Taylor's home in the Restless Oak Village mobile home park for a reported electrocution that turned into a cardiac arrest.

Upon arriving, police found Kirsten Taylor, 29, unconscious and began to perform CPR. She was taken to York Hospital where she was pronounced dead at 11:25 p.m., according to the coroner's office.

During the investigation, police discovered Toby Taylor attached alligator clips on the end of a stripped electric cord which he attached to her breasts, according an arrest warrant affidavit. He would then use the off and on switch on a power strip to shock his wife, according to court records.

The jolt of electricity is believed to have triggered the heart attack, said Police Chief David Sterner.

“This was some bizarre sex,” he said.

Sheen and Richards in court over TV show

Showbiz - News - Sheen and Richards in court over TV show - Digital Spy

Sheen and Richards in court over TV show

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Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are to return to court next week to settle a row over their children's appearance in a reality TV show.

Richards reportedly wants three-year-old Sam and Lola, two, to feature in a new series following her life as an actress and single mum.

However, Sheen is said to be furious with the plan and has refused to give his permission, which is legally required for the children to be filmed.

A source told Extra: "This goes against everything Sheen believes in… and he feels it’s exploitative of the children for the mother’s own vanity and greed."

Richards will request that his power as their father be revoked in relation to the show in order for her to proceed without his consent.

Jailer Gave Lip Service To Inmate

Jailer Gave Lip Service To Inmate - January 23, 2008: "JANUARY 23--A 20-year-old female corrections officer is facing sex assault charges for allegedly performing oral sex on a male inmate on New Year's Eve in an Oklahoma jail. Billie Pelley told investigators that she entered inmate Bobby Mann's cell and began kissing the 37-year-old inmate 'for a while.' She then advanced to servicing Mann, but 'stopped after thinking about what she was doing,' according to a probable cause affidavit filed earlier this month in Okfuskee County District Court."

Bikini girls are enjoying media blitz

JS Online: Bikini girls are enjoying media blitz


In case you're wondering, and clearly a lot of you are, it sounds like Lambeau Field's bikini girls are willing to pose for racy Maxim magazine.

"But if they ask us to take off any more, we'll definitely say no. We're not afraid to draw the line," said Jen, 22, who was busy writing up a bio for the magazine when I called Tuesday.

These are wholesome Wisconsin bikini girls.

Jen and her sister, Ashley, 20, and cousin Liz, 21, caused a sensation by stripping to their matching yellow bikini tops in the stands at Sunday's otherwise depressing championship game. TV captured the moment, prompting bundled-up announcer Troy Aikman to remark, "It makes me feel like a sissy."

Woman said she killed mom to go to jail, 'just read books' : Local News : The Rocky Mountain News

Woman said she killed mom to go to jail, 'just read books' : Local News : The Rocky Mountain News: "An Arvada woman told police she strangled her mother with a rope so that she could go to jail and read books.

Louise Jekowski, 53, called police early Thursday, telling them she had strangled her mother to help her die, according to an arrest affidavit. Jekowski added that she was ready to go to prison for life."

I bet she reads lots of romance novels. Those things are evil.

I don't know what the hell she's supposed to be....

Alicia Silverstone in the country

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Bomb squad finds vibrating sex toy

Bomb squad finds vibrating sex toy | NEWS.com.au: "A Swedish bomb squad called out to disarm a suspicious package did not find a ticking bomb - just a vibrating sex toy.

A janitor alerted police after he found the package in a garage of an apartment building in Gothenburg, Sweden's second-biggest city, police spokesman Jan Strannegard said.

It was humming and vibrating suspiciously so police sent a team of explosives experts who cordoned off the area and opened the package with bomb disposal equipment, only to find a battery-operated device inside."

Woman jailed after disturbance at Whole Foods

Palo Alto Online : Woman jailed after disturbance at Whole Foods: "After taking off her underwear in Whole Foods Market in Palo Alto, a middle-aged woman was arrested early Friday.

Officers received a call around 8:30 a.m. that a woman was throwing bread and other items in the store, Palo Alto Police Sgt. Natasha Powers said.

'She was sitting and screaming,' Powers said.

The woman, who refused to identify herself, took off her underwear and might have thrown them at someone, but she did not hit anyone, Powers said.

'I know she took them off. I don't know what she did with them after that,' Powers said.

The woman was arrested on charges of assault and creating a disturbance and is currently in the San Jose Main Jail, Powers said."

Hot for teacher

Pupils at private school discover their teacher in 'shocking soft-porn' advert on YouTube | the Daily Mail

When pupils at a private school found their English teacher starring in a raunchy video on the Internet, they paid attention like never before.

The footage - from a short promotional film for a firm which makes clothing for construction workers - features Sarah Green as a secretary who is seduced by a builder.

With the slogan "It's gonna get dirty", the clip shows Miss Green simulating sex with the builder on a desk while demonstrating the safety features of his clothing.

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The raunchy, two-minute internet ad featuring English teacher, Sarah Green, top, has attracted more than 35,000 viewers

How the presidential candiates will drink milkshakes

Attentiondeficitdisorderly Too Flat: "Presidential milkshakes

I drink your milkshake! -Daniel Plainview

I drink your milkshake, even though I opposed drinking your milkshake four years ago. -Mitt Romney

I drink your milkshake, but only if the Bible says it's allowed. -Mike Huckabee

I may drink your milkshake for another 100 years, if that's what it takes. -John McCain

I drank a milkshake on 9/11. -Rudy Giuliani

I'll drink your milkshake a few months after everyone else does. -Fred Thompson

I drink your milkshake, but I'm paying for it with gold. -Ron Paul

America deserves a new milkshake. -Barack Obama

I will fight the corporations so that you can drink your own milkshake. -John Edwards

I have 35 years of milkshake-drinking experience. *sob* -Hillary Clinton

I peacefully drink your milkshake. -Dennis Kucinich

It depends on what your definition of 'milkshake' is. -Bill Clinton

I voted for drinking your milkshake before I voted against it. -John Kerry

Global warming is melting your milkshake. -Al Gore

We're making good progress in the war on milkshakes, and make no mistake: we will prevail. -George W. Bush"

Nude Models on strike

We won’t take this lying down, say nudes - Times Online: "Doing nothing for a living is not as easy as it looks. That was the militant message from Italy yesterday where artists’ nude models climbed back into their clothes and went on strike for better pay and conditions.

The protesters — male and female — said that they wanted “professional recognition” and full-time contracts. Only 50 of about 300 models at Italian art schools are on fixed annual contracts, with the rest hired by the hour.

Antonella Migliorini, 42, said that it was “a tough, cold job” posing in the nude, often for eight hours a day. “We are not porn stars,” she said. “If you’re lucky enough to have a full-time job you might make ¤25 an hour.

However, there will always be people willing to do it, despite the poor pay. “It can be rewarding to be immortalised as great art,” said Rachel Campbell-Johnston, The Times’s chief art critic, who modelled for Eduardo Paolozzi and Euan Uglow. “But it can also be extremely physically demanding. Rodin used to twist his models into painful positions and make them stay like that for hours. Lucian Freud demands that you turn up punctually day after day. It can take years and you can’t walk out halfway through."

Naked motorist gets probation after Bellevue stop

Eastside News | Naked motorist gets probation after Bellevue stop | Seattle Times Newspaper: "A Seattle driver who was arrested by the Washington State Patrol last summer in unusual circumstances — both he and his passenger were naked — has ended up paying a price for his passion.

The driver, Jan Peter Pawluskiewicz, 19, appeared in court Thursday in Redmond to respond to charges filed after his arrest in June.

In that episode, a state trooper stopped a sport-utility vehicle about 1:20 a.m. on Interstate 90 in Bellevue after he noticed the vehicle drifting across traffic lanes. When the trooper approached the couple inside, he found they both were naked and trying to stash an empty wine bottle.

The driver was charged with driving under the influence and reckless driving."

Mormon prudes don't like Gold's Gym

ksl.com - Some students say health club showing pornography: "Some college students in Utah County are calling some music videos pornographic, and they are trying to get a health club to take them off its screen.

The controversy involves two Gold's Gym locations in Utah County frequented by BYU and UVSC students. Five organizations are banding together to keep the videos from being shown at the gyms.

The organizations that fight pornography in the community are upset with the videos at the gym and say they have collected nearly 1,000 signatures on a petition calling on Gold's Gym to quit showing the videos."

Woman says nude photos were passed among her husband's jailers

Woman says nude photos were passed among her husband's jailers: "Mesa County is being asked to pay at least $100,000 to a woman who said her nude photos were passed among jailers when her husband was incarcerated there.

Jessica Duran filed the claim against the county through a Denver attorney, Lonn Heymann, who didn’t return calls Tuesday.

The claim is required before a plaintiff can file a lawsuit against a government agency such as the Mesa County Sheriff’s Department or county.

Any suit against the county would be meritless, Sheriff Stan Hilkey said Tuesday.

“There’s no suit filed,” Hilkey said. “In this case, it’s ridiculous. That’s probably about all I should say.”

Duran alleges in the claim her privacy and civil rights were violated and county officials were negligent in the incident.

She is claiming damages of more than $100,000 because of humiliation and emotional distress, according to the claim, which is pending before the Mesa County Commission."

Hooray for boobies

Helena: Hooray for boobies | The Sun |HomePage|Showbiz|Bizarre: "SWEENEY TODD star HELENA BONHAM CARTER loves breast feeding her new baby because it gives her boobs a purpose.

The 41-year-old actress gave birth to her second child with director TIM BURTON last December and she’s a big fan of motherhood all over again.

And she can’t understand other mums who choose not to breastfeed because it’s “wonderful”.

She said: “You know you’re providing a real service.

“After carrying around your boobs for so long, it’s nice to know they have an actual purpose.”"

Hit on the head and gets rectal exam?

Hit on the head and gets rectal exam?

Persaud, 38, was working at a midtown construction site in May 2003 when a plank slammed him in the head, knocking him down.

Medical records state Persaud was "alert and oriented times three" when he was taken to the hospital's emergency room, where a resident informed him he needed a rectal examination.

"Who in the heck is the doctor to force a medical procedure on you if you're conscious?" Marrone said.

The revelation about the rectal exam set off Persaud, who smacked a doctor during a struggle and yelled, "Where I came from, you don't put anything in someone's asshole!"

Drugs and Flowers

Officials: Meth lab found in back of florist | TimesDaily.com | Times Daily | Florence, AL: "An active methamphetamine lab has been found in the back of a florist near Red Bay High School, authorities said Tuesday."

This is why it's not cool to put a gun in your pants

Journal and Courier Online - Breaking News: "KOKOMO - Kokomo police say a man accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store.

A clerk told police a man carrying a semiautomatic handgun entered the Village Pantry this morning demanding cash and a pack of cigarettes. The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge.

Police say surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants. The clerk wasn't injured.

A short time later, police found 25-year-old Derrick Kosch at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg. He was expected to have surgery at a hospital.

Police plan to charge him with armed robbery."

Prues get panties in a wad because of men kissing

PAM PLATT: Flurry over a photo prompts explanation: "The Cards beat the Cats in the annual men's Battle of the Bluegrass and the main picture with that story on last Sunday's Sports page was of two Cardinal players locked in a hug with mouths almost touching?"

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18 year old has sex with 50 men in two years

Like most teenage girls, Cheryl Tunney is a fan of boy bands, likes chatting to friends on the internet and going out.

However, the unemployed 18-year-old admits to another, horrifying, "hobby".

Since losing her virginity at 16, this young girl claims to have had sex with at least 50 men she picked up on the internet.

Shakira Won't Do Nude Scenes

NSFW Celebrities: Shakira Won't Do Nude Scenes: "Singer, songwriter, and actress Shakira has reportedly turned down a movie role because it included a nude scene.

The 30-year old Colombian artist refused a role in the film Love In The Time Of Cholera even though the original author, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, specifically requested her. The scene would have involved Shakira stripping naked, which she has seconds thoughts about.

'There was nudity involved, so I said no. My parents wouldn’t like it at all. So I said thank you, but no thank you.'"

Naked men poster too racy for Japanese railway - News - Travel - smh.com.au

Naked men poster too racy for Japanese railway - News - Travel - smh.com.au

Times are changing for a millennium-old festival in provincial Japan that features naked men, with a top railway operator saying advertisements for the event were too racy.

The northern city of Oshu each February draws thousands of tourists with its Somin Festival, in which naked men pile upon one another and frolic about late into the night to pray for good luck.

The city has printed posters for the festival for decades but East Japan Railway, better known as JR East, refused to put up the advertisement at train stations this year for the first time.

What's the word? Thunderbird

Bremerton Wine-for-Sex Arrangement Turns Sour : Code 911 : Kitsap Sun: "BREMERTON The 27-year-old Poulsbo woman told police officers she promised sexual favors to a man if he bought her alcohol early Wednesday morning.

But after getting two bottles of inexpensive fortified wine, she used one to hit him in the forehead."

Avril pregnant

Tailrank - Top News for Today in Entertainment: "Avril Lavigne is pregnant, according to radio host Zack Taylor . The 23-year-old Canadian pop rock princess is reportedly 1.5 months pregnant, which means Avril 's expecting her baby in August. This would be Ms. Lavigne 's and Sum 41 husband Deryck Whibley 's first child together. The couple celebrate their second wedding anniversary in July. FYI: Avril recently reached a settlement with '70s rock band the Rubinoos in a lawsuit accusing her of plagiarizing her hit song, 'Girlfriend.' The settlement, however, doesn't necessarily admit to copyright infringement."

And I'm completely plagiarizing this from another site....

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Do you like Pina Coladas?

Hear The One About The Polish Guy Who Found His Wife Working in a Brothel? - Scanner: "WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town."

It's like the song.

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

Naked girl with r2d2

Alison Angel Heavenly. Gorgeous. Natural.

That 70's Show erotica

That 70's Show: After The Breakup - Celebrities - Literotica.com: "There was nothing Donna could say to that so she just sat back and started to watch Jackie undress. Jackie was starting to take off her skirt and Donna noticed that she wasn't wearing any underwear. Donna said.

'I can't believe that you don't wear underwear Jackie. I never pictured you as that type.'

'I usually do, except when I'm going to hang out with Kelso. It just makes it easier, plus I kept losing them.'"

Britney's crazy, y'all.

Britney Spears, legally insane?: "It is not humanly possible to write a soap opera as dramatic as the life Britney Spears actually lives.

Tonight at Spears' home, while allegedly on some sort of drugs, Britney refused to hand over her children to Kevin's bodyguard at the court appointed time. The standoff lasted over four hours, and police, as well as Kevin himself came to confront the popstar.

Tmz is reporting that an ambulance actually took Britney from her home in a gurney, and that after over a year of totally insane behavior, medical professionals will finally have their say in the matter."

Amy Fisher is a DJ

New York, NY – Formerly known to the public as the Long Island Lolita,
is an American woman convicted of the 1992 shooting of the wife of her lover (Joseph "Joey" Buttafuoco) with whom she began an affair as a 16 year-old student at Kennedy High School in Bellmore, New York. Fisher served seven years in prison for aggravated assault and was released in 1999.

Amy Fisher is back and will be hitting the turntables as a guest DJ, Friday January 4, 2008 at 10pm at 513 W28th Street in Manhattan. Ms Fisher will be joined by NYC Club Guru “JE” Englebert. The controversial sex video which Amy Fisher is featured will be displayed their. The tape was produced by the same company as the famed Paris Hilton tape. The Amy Fisher video is now the #1 video tape in the United States.

Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline?

Paris Hilton & Kevin Federline? Oh Dear God No - Hecklerspray: Music, Movies, TV, Celebs, Games and Gossip: "So Kevin Federline has finally moved on from Britney Spears - except that he seems to have moved on to Paris Hilton, which isn't so much 'moving on' as 'doing something especially turd-brained'."

When the Paris Hilton and K-fed sex tape comes out, I'll let you know. But, somehow, I just can't see Paris as a stepmom.