Lindsay Lohan a lesbian?

Lohan enjoys wearing spandex blends that gently mold themselves to her labial folds, so it comes as no surprise that people who love vaginae would come sniffing around. We're speaking, of course, of lesbians. Famous lesbians. Samantha Ronson and Courtenay 'My dad owns Yahoo' Semel are reportedly staging an epic battle to win the heart and fiery crotch of the Lohan. A source told Star:

'Sam and Courtenay fight for Lindsay's attention. Both have told her they love her.'

Samantha reportedly kept in constant contact with Lohan even when she was in rehab through their MySpace page."