Friday, November 30, 2007

Hayden Panettiere - 19 .gifs from "Bring It On: All or Nothing"

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Merry Xmas for our Japanse friends

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22-Year-Old Virgin? Watch Your Health

ABC News: 22-Year-Old Virgin? Watch Your Health: "While past research has linked early sexual activity to health problems, a new study suggests that waiting too long to start having sex carries risks of its own. Those who lose their virginity at a later age -- around 21 to 23 years of age -- tend to be more likely to experience sexual dysfunction problems later, say researchers at Columbia University and the New York State Psychiatric Institute's HIV Center for Clinical and Behavioral Studies."

Thursday, November 29, 2007

300-Pound Hooker Robs Reluctant Customer

Police: 300-Pound Hooker Robs Reluctant Customer - Newswatch50.com... We're Always On!: "FORT PIERCE, Fla. -- A 300-pound prostitute robbed a man of $100 before pedaling away on a blue bicycle, according to a police report. The case of the hefty hooker happened about 1:10 a.m. Monday as the 32-year-old man rode his bicycle when the assailant came up to him. 'The female approached asking (the alleged victim) did he want a date, which meant she wanted him to pay for some sex,' the report states. The man told investigators he felt sorry for the woman and pulled $10 from his wallet to give to her. That's when she allegedly pushed him off his bicycle and wrestled him down. She snatched his wallet, stole $100 and then pedaled off. The alleged victim, who wasn't injured, described his assailant as weighing 300 pounds and clad in blue jeans and a white T-shirt. An officer searched the area but couldn't find the woman."

Cross-Dressers Arrested for Fight at McDonald's

MyFox Memphis | Cross-Dressers Arrested for Fight at McDonald's: "From Left to Right: Dacorian Greer, Lynn Gillespie, Danny Mitchell (Photos: Shelby County Jail) MEMPHIS, Tenn. (WHBQ FOX13 myfoxmemphis.com) -- Three men dressed as women were arrested at a Memphis McDonald's after starting a fight at the restaurant's drive-thru window, then attacking the store's crew and vandalizing the property. Police arrested Lynn Gillespie, Dacorian Greer and Danny Mitchell at the McDonald's on South Mendenhall Sunday. Restaurant employee Martez Brisco was working the drive-through window and he says there was an argument there. Police Lieutenant Trevor Tisby says the cross-dressers came inside and decided they wanted to fight with the restaurant crew. Witnesses say the men hit the manager with a tire tool and -- when he swung back at them -- kicked off stiletto boots and pulled off hoop earrings and jackets for a fight. When it was over, the manager was taken to the hospital after being hit in the head with a 'wet floor' sign and Albert Bolton was bandaged from where he said his attackers used their fingernails to scratch him. Before they drove off, the three attackers smashed the drive-through window. All three were charged with Aggravated Assault and Vandalism."

Friday, November 23, 2007

Amy Fisher Sex Tape




An infamous crime of passion. A troubled teen turned cocksucking MILF slut. Fresh, scorching hardcore nastiness. It's Amy Fisher Caught on Tape and it's a video no surfer/stroker can resist.

The new "Long Island Holita," featured in AMY FISHER CAUGHT ON TAPE, goes buck wild in incredible, never before seen footage. It's non-stop, raw and totally uncensored. It's all wickedly hot sex, from every angle of Amy's juicy pussy to her tight ass and luscious tits. Watch how this natural cock-hound thirsts for every inch of meat down her gagging throat. She's just as horny with toys as she buries her plaything deep within her slippery slit. This is Amy unplugged.

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Sunday, November 18, 2007

Nigeria: Sex Scandal - Magistrate Strips Cousin in Public

allAfrica.com: Nigeria: Sex Scandal - Magistrate Strips Cousin in Public (Page 1 of 1): "A female chief magistrate yesterday went berserk at the Federal Staff Hospital in Garki II, Abuja. She physically assaulted her 15-year-old cousin, Larai, stripping her naked and inflicting other bodily harm on her. The judge, who was later identified as Mrs. Zainab Bashiru, was angry with her cousin for allegedly sleeping with her husband and attempting to destroy her marriage."

Must be Republicans...

Devon Aoki see through movie


This is Devon Aoki in some sort of fashion show. You can see her boobs and ass.
Devon_Aoki_-_Catwalk.avi

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Sex: Atari Porn Games

Sex: Atari Porn Games

The main adult game developer for Atari was Mystique, a spinoff of an American film pornographer. Mystique released a number of porn games for the system in 1982. The games were all labeled as "Swedish Erotica" but this was just marketing -- they were home grown here in the USA. The games were sold as adult entertainment, not as games, and would only have been available at adult specialty shops, video stores, and the like. Each box sported an all-caps warning: "NOT FOR SALE TO MINORS."

The best known title is certainly Custer's Revenge, because it was also the most offensive. In the game, the player pilots a naked "Custer" with cowboy hat and enormous, erect penis across a field of flying arrows in order to rape a Native American woman tied to a post. There's not much more to say about this one.custer_screenshot.jpg

Porn king Larry Flynt hosts Kucinich fundraiser

Porn king Larry Flynt hosts Kucinich fundraiser - OPENERS - Ohio Politics Blog by The Plain Dealer: "Who says the media don't love Cleveland Democratic Rep. Dennis Kucinich's presidential campaign? Porn publisher Larry Flynt was scheduled to host a fundraiser for Kucinich in Los Angeles on Friday night, according to the adult entertainment industry trade publication Xbiz.com A Flynt spokesperson told the publication that the cocktail party for roughly 150 people was the first time the controversial publisher has ever hosted a political fundraiser, though Flynt is politically active and has attended many similar events in the past. 'I support Dennis Kucinich because not only have I been a friend of his for 40 years, but I believe he offers an essential, viable and exciting option to the candidates that are more popular at the moment,' Flynt told Xbiz.com."

Hell, if Flynt likes him so do I.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Hayden Pantierre and Eva Longoria Semi-Lesbian pics




Looks like they're about to get it on.

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Retailer mulls J-cup bra

Retailer mulls J-cup bra - UPI.com: "LONDON, Nov. 16 (UPI) -- The weight war in Britain has yielded larger stadium seating, wider cars, roomier jeans and now a bra cup beyond DD -- the J cup. National retailer Marks & Spencer said it found a demand for larger lingerie, the Telegraph reported. Its best-selling cup size is 36C, compared to 34B about five years ago, said Soozie Jenkinson, the head of lingerie design. And the chain reports 25 percent of its bra sales are DD cup or larger, double the sales of three years ago. The J-cup will be sold online to test its popularity before it is put on store shelves, the newspaper said."

Orgies allowed in Kansas City

Allegations of wild orgies taking place in Jackson County nightclubs have revealed shocking truths about how easy it is to operate a sex club outside the city limits.


Sex stores and strip clubs are generally a tightly regulated industry within city limits. But in unincorporated parts of the county, almost anything goes. That's something few realized until activities at one club - Erotic City - went too far.

Neighbor Ron Sartain said he sees all types of people all hours of the day and night.

"You get businessman, people in nice cars and then the other side," Sartain said.

But these neighbors never were exactly sure what went on inside until recently, when federal prosecutors charged Jesse Herd, 35, with bringing his 14-year-old stepdaughter in to engage in sex acts with both himself and up to 20 other men in something called the orgy room. Herd pled guilty and no one at Erotic City is talking.

Hayden Pantierre upskirt

Unlike Britney, she actually wears panties.

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Friday, November 16, 2007

Ex-wrestler fighting charges he kept sex slaves

Ex-wrestler fighting charges he kept sex slaves | ajc.com: "He's known as 'The Colorado Crusader,' 'The Georgia Blond' and, most notably, 'Hardbody Harrison.' But this week former pro wrestler Harrison 'Hardbody' Norris Jr. is fighting off a far more sinister tag: violent sex lord. It's one that could keep him out of the ring — and in prison — for at least 20 years. Norris, 41, is on trial in Atlanta on federal charges that he kept nine women as sex slaves in his two Cartersville homes. Harrison 'Hardbody' Norris RELATED: • More metro and state news Serving as his own attorney, Norris has started countering a week of testimony about bloody head butts, maniacal mindgames and forced orgies called 'cut parties,' in which women had to have sex with up to eight men at a single gathering. In reality, Norris contends, the women willingly entered his homes — living with his wife and one of his three children — because they wanted to train as pro wrestlers. Norris says many of the women arrived on drugs and left in the best shape of their lives. The women say that may be true, but the push-ups, squats and strict diets were designed to prepare them for something else: prostitution. They say Norris pimped them out at Latino nightclubs, trailer parks and pa"

76 High Quality Shakira pics

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Landlord threatens to release sex tape if rent isn't paid -

Landlord threatens to release sex tape if rent isn't paid - Northwest Florida Daily News

A Panama City Beach condominium owner is accused of using the threat of a sex tape in a failed attempt to collect past-due rent from a tenant.

Panama City Beach Police Department officials said Thursday that Jill Marita Munger, 31, of Lynn Haven, tracked down her tenant shortly after the victim moved out. Munger told the victim that she had hidden cameras in the condo and promised to post on the Internet video of her having sex. Munger also threatened to sell the video and publish the victim’s Social Security number if she didn’t pay up, investigators said.

The victim, whose name was not released, called police and an undercover sting was set up, according to a police department news release. Police watched as Munger handed over the tape in exchange for what she thought was the money owed, then arrested her on an extortion charge, according to the release.

The tape, however, was blank, and investigators determined Munger had not made a sex video.



Wouldn't it just have been easier to take her to court for the money?

FOX News Porn

FOX News Porn

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Oral sex gene found

Oral sex gene helps male fish fake it - life - 15 November 2007 - New Scientist: "Men may be intrigued to hear that researchers have pinpointed a gene that makes females suck up sperm through their mouths. The gene was found in the cichlid fish, where the males have evolved a way to lure females close so that they can squirt sperm into their mouths. As is the case in many fish species, the sight of a brightly coloured male somehow triggers females with ripe eggs to start releasing them. But in cichlids, there is a twist. Females hold their eggs in their mouths and incubate them there after fertilisation – a behaviour that is thought to have evolved to protect the eggs from predators. As soon as a female has spawned her eggs, she collects them up in her mouth. Normally, sperm released into the water by a male nearby will then fertilise the eggs."

Heh, heh, you thought it was about something else, didn't you?

Bibb substitute teacher disrobes in front of fourth-grade class

Bibb substitute teacher disrobes in front of fourth-grade class: "A substitute teacher who worked her first day Wednesday at Bruce Elementary School took off all her clothes from the waist down in front of a class of fourth-graders, according to school officials. 'They noticed she started to disrobe,' said Bibb County schools assistant superintendent Sylvia McGee. 'From her waist down, she was totally nude.' McGee said the substitute, whose name was not released, may have been on medication at the time, because after students went to another classroom to tell another teacher, the substitute was found in the classroom 'nonresponsive.'"

Things like that never happened when I was in school. Once a cheerleader's skirt fell off. We thought it was part of the act.

H.S. gay club rejects name change

H.S. gay club rejects name change - UPI.com: "OKEECHOBEE, Fla., Nov. 15 (UPI) -- Members of the Gay-Straight Alliance at a Florida high school have refused to settle a lawsuit against the school board by changing the club's name. The group sued the Okeechobee County School Board last year, claiming it should be allowed to meet on Okeechobee County High School property. The board argues it is a 'sex-based club' and allowing it to meet at the school would violate a Florida law requiring schools to teach abstinence and 'heterosexual marriage.'"

Why do they need a law promoting heterosexual marriage?

Give Turkeys Head

Researchers at Penn State University
have been investigating the sexual arousal of
male turkeys. They were impressed to see that
the birds attempted to mate with look-a-like
dummies. Piece by piece they removed parts of
the dummy and found that the males were still
highly aroused when presented with no more than
a head on a stick. However it doesn't work in
reverse. The turkeys failed to get the horn
for a turkey with no head.

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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Woman Fights King on Sex Toys

Loretta Nall: Woman Fights King on Sex Toys: "MONTGOMERY -- A former gubernatorial candidate and Internet blogger wants to use the mail to protest potential changes to the state's obscenity laws, urging people to send sex toys to Alabama Attorney General Troy King. Loretta Nall has organized a 'Sex Toys for Troy King' drive, in which she encourages people to mail the devices to the Attorney General's Office in Montgomery.

Nall Said, I do hope that Troy likes his pink, inflatable, penetratable pig. I would have sent a regular blow up doll....but I wanted to encourage him to breed only within his species...hence the pig. I've also considered dressing up in a penis costume and attending the next press conference on this issue....however, I am afraid that in such a costume I might be mistaken for Troy King or any of the many dickheads that inhabit Montgomery, AL."

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Amy Lee Concert at Santa Barbara Bowl, 2007-11-11

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Natalie Portman @ MTV TRL in New York City, Nov. 13



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Lesbians get it on in horse stables

We were just cuddling, says sergeant 'in lesbian clinch' | the Daily Mail: "An encounter between two lesbian soldiers in an Army stable was just a friendly cuddle, a tribunal heard yesterday. Sergeant Louise Ashman and Lance Bombardier Kerry Fletcher are said to have kept the rendezvous after one sent the other a text message saying: 'I feel randy.'

"Kerry and I have never indulged in a sexual act together. We are close friends and nothing more," said Miss Ashman.

Challenging the stable block allegation, she said she had gone to see Miss Fletcher, who is 31, after receiving a distressed telephone call from her.

"We were in her horse's stable and I was comforting her with a cuddle when Gunner Ashley Yates appeared with his wheelbarrow," she said.

"We both turned to look at him and he smiled at us and carried on his way.

"When he saw us I did not have my hand inside Kerry's trousers and we were not kissing. I was cuddling a friend who was crying."


Why do horses and lesbians seem to go together?

China recycling used condoms as cheap hair bands

China recycling used condoms as cheap hair bands - Yahoo! News: "BEIJING (AFP) - Used condoms are being recycled into hair bands in southern China, threatening to spread sexually-transmittable diseases they were originally meant to prevent, state media reported Tuesday. In the latest example of potentially harmful Chinese-made products, rubber hair bands have been found in local markets and beauty salons in Dongguan and Guangzhou cities in southern Guangdong province, China Daily newspaper said. 'These cheap and colourful rubber bands and hair ties sell well ... threatening the health of local people,' it said. Despite being recycled, the hair bands could still contain bacteria and viruses, it said."

Wow, the Chinese are so stupid that they poison themselves, too. It's not just a plot against Americans.

Makin’ Cadbury Kittehs

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Bizarre bank break-in ends in a real mess

WYANDOTTE: Bizarre bank break-in ends in a real mess: "Police said the boy, who already had a pending juvenile court charge of being a minor in possession of alcohol, used a hammer and screwdriver to chisel a cement block from under the ATM machine outside the bank. Then he used a chunk of the concrete to destroy the facing of the ATM. Police said he did not get any money. The youth also smashed open the rear door of the bank, tried to break into two night security boxes and then made his way to the bank's second floor, according to a police report filed in juvenile court. There he took off most of his clothing, sat on the railing over the lobby and defecated on the floor below, the report said."

I would say he was crazy, but I've found these things happen when you mix xanax and pot.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Online first dates lead to sex

Online first dates lead to sex | NEWS.com.au

ONE third of women who meet someone online have sex on the first date, and three quarters of these do not use a condom, according to a new survey.

The survey, published in the US journal Sexuality Research and Social Policy, is alarming for those who push the safe sex message - particularly as chlamydia and HIV infection rates in Australia are now at a 10-year high.

The US study, which surveyed 568 women, also found 27 per cent of respondents performed oral sex on the first date.

Felicity Percival, editor of Women’s Health magazine, said the results were worrying but not surprising.

“People do feel more comfortable with each other when they’ve had lots of conversations online, whether it’s through RSVP, Facebook, or any online social network,” she said.



Sunday, November 11, 2007

Tila Tequlia in sweater, boots and thong