dirtynerdluv : I Tried

dirtynerdluv : I Tried

these are things I have attempted and failed to beat-off to:

Nightline

A tape of my 3rd birthday party

Various Teletubbies episodes

An antique wall clock

The sunrise

A bottle of wine with a naked girl on the label

The Sears catalogs

The Victoria Secrets catalogs

Fingerhut catalogs

Various inflight magazines

This very blog post

Vic's vapo-rub

A book about the civil war

The film Sophie's Choice

A squirrel I locked eyes with

A subway coupon

Nova ScienceNow

A receipt from the hardware store

A lazy mountain river

John Wayne's headstone

The Tuff Gong logo

Meatloaf's “Bat Outta Hell” record

A medical supply catalog from 1983

The flash introduction on Toyota.com

The idea of "unity"

Paul Harvey

Jack The Ripper walking tour

A blank 3.5 high-density floppy disk

An older Honda civic

The Turner Diaries

Lincoln Park Zoo's penguin enclosure (just the structure not the Penguins)

Nicorette

A pan flute

Walter Payton's rookie card