dirtynerdluv : I Tried
dirtynerdluv : I Tried
these are things I have attempted and failed to beat-off to:
Nightline
A tape of my 3rd birthday party
Various Teletubbies episodes
An antique wall clock
The sunrise
A bottle of wine with a naked girl on the label
The Sears catalogs
The Victoria Secrets catalogs
Fingerhut catalogs
Various inflight magazines
This very blog post
Vic's vapo-rub
A book about the civil war
The film Sophie's Choice
A squirrel I locked eyes with
A subway coupon
Nova ScienceNow
A receipt from the hardware store
A lazy mountain river
John Wayne's headstone
The Tuff Gong logo
Meatloaf's “Bat Outta Hell” record
A medical supply catalog from 1983
The flash introduction on Toyota.com
The idea of "unity"
Paul Harvey
Jack The Ripper walking tour
A blank 3.5 high-density floppy disk
An older Honda civic
The Turner Diaries
Lincoln Park Zoo's penguin enclosure (just the structure not the Penguins)
Nicorette
A pan flute
Walter Payton's rookie card







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