Panty Raider Banned from Victoria's Secret

AUGUSTA - A 23-year-old Albion man will have to avoid shopping at stores like Victoria's Secret for the next six years, under a unique probation arrangement.
Nicolas R. Leathers, 23, who was released from Kennebec County Jail on Thursday after completing a sentence for burglary, is banned from using and possessing women's underwear as a condition of his probation.
"It's because of his offense history," said Deputy District Attorney Alan Kelley. "In another case, he entered a residence in Albion and took women's underwear."
Court records show that, in 2004, Leathers was accused of taking a man's thong, and admitted taking tampons and other items from a neighbor's home in Albion.
At a Kennebec County Superior Court hearing Thursday before Justice Nancy Mills, Leathers was sentenced to a suspended five-year jail term and three years probation for burglarizing a camp in Albion in 2005, damaging some items and stealing others.
Leathers was charged with that burglary while on probation for having unlawful sexual contact with children. As a result, he was ordered to serve 16 months of the suspended portion of the sentence for the sex offense. With credit for time served, he was released from jail on Thursday.
Kelley said the new sentence will keep Leathers under state supervision for six years. If Leathers violates probation, he can be ordered to serve the full five years for the burglary, plus another year that was suspended in the previous case.
Other probation conditions added Thursday bar Leathers from the use and possession of sexually explicit material and pornography and order him to participate in a psychological evaluation once he is released from custody. He is subject to search for female undergarments, sexually explicit material and pornography (including computers). Leathers also must abide by a 7 p.m. curfew unless his therapist and probation officer decide otherwise.
The conditions were requested by Jeffrey Furlong, Leathers' probation officer.
Leathers already was banned from unsupervised contact with children under 16 and with three individuals named as victims in the sex offenses in 2004.
"Mr. Leathers has some mental health issues as is typical in the court system, and the tough thing is he was previously convicted for sex offenses," said Kevin Sullivan, Leathers' attorney. "Once somebody commits a crime that gets him on the (Maine Sex Offender) registry, the help doesn't exist. People like Nicolas need help and it's not available. They're the outcasts of society."
The camp burglary was reported May 27, 2005, when the owner returned for the season. Kelley said Leathers took a television, VCR, tapes, and pillows as well as a mattress and box spring, which he threw into a nearby river. He was ordered to pay $2,668 in restitution.

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Vibrator Capital of Britain

Coventry is the vibrator capital of Britain - according to a sex survey released today.

Fifty seven per cent of people (mainly women) like using the sex toy on their own, closely followed by Sheffield (56%) and Swansea (54%).

Sixty-two per cent of women and 82% of men (72% on average) also wish they made love more often, the poll found.

Around a third (31%) of people across the UK have sex twice a week but 22% make love less than once a month. One in 10 has sex every day. Women are more unfaithful than men, according to the survey of more than 3,000 people.

Some 40% of females said they have cheated, compared with 34% of men.

And 21% of all respondents to Durex's Big Sex Survey fantasise about having sex with someone else while making love to their partner.

Respondents are most likely to fantasise about a good friend of the opposite sex (41%) or a work colleague (22%), while 13% secretly lust after their partner's friend.

More than one in 10 women (12%) said they sometimes fantasise about having sex with a good friend of the same sex, compared with 4% of men who do the same.

A third of women (34%) fantasise in general about lesbian sex, compared with 14% of men who have gay fantasies.

Around half of women (47%) fantasise once or twice a day about love-making, while one in four men (26%) think about it 10 times a day.

One of respondents' favourite places for passing the time with sexual fantasies is at work (29%).

The survey also found that one in two (49%) women think the size of a potential lover's manhood does matter.

Just over half of women (52%) use a vibrator on their own, while 36% get turned on by using pornography when there is no-one around.

Nearly a third (31%) keep their solo sexual activities secret from their boyfriends or husbands.

Seven out of 10 men (69%) watch or read pornography alone but they are more secretive about the habit - half (51%) do not tell their partners.

More than one in five (22%) respondents want to spice up their love lives with a threesome, bondage, swinging, or having rough sex, but are too afraid to ask.

Britons' favourite means of adding excitement are talking dirty (33%), watching porn together (28%) and rough sex (19%).

Bradford in West Yorkshire is the most randy city in Britain - nearly one in four (23%) people there make love every day.

It is followed by Swansea, where 20% of respondents have sex daily, then Coventry (13.3%), Edinburgh (13%) and Newcastle (12%).

People in Sunderland are most dissatisfied with the amount of sex they are getting - eight out of 10 want more.

Nationwide, most people have notched up between one and five sexual partners (44%) or between six and 10 (22%).

On average, 3.5% of respondents have slept with more than 50 people.

Scotland has some of the most promiscuous people - more than 8% of respondents in Aberdeen have slept with over 50 partners, and more than 7% from Glasgow have done the same.

Aberdonians are also top of the cheats' league - 50% of them admit having been unfaithful to a partner.

Perhaps most worryingly, more than 22% of people sometimes, rarely or never wear a condom when sleeping with a partner and one in 10 has picked up a sexually transmitted infection.

Despite the grumbling about not getting enough sex, most respondents (63%) in the Durex survey said they are generally content with their sex lives.

Cat parasite turns women into sluts

A COMMON parasite can increase a women's attractiveness to the opposite sex but also make men more stupid, an Australian researcher says.

About 40 per cent of the world's population is infected with Toxoplasma gondii, including about eight million Australians.

Human infection generally occurs when people eat raw or undercooked meat that has cysts containing the parasite, or accidentally ingest some of the parasite's eggs excreted by an infected cat.

The parasite is known to be dangerous to pregnant women as it can cause disability or abortion of the unborn child, and can also kill people whose immune systems are weakened.

Until recently it was thought to be an insignificant disease in healthy people, Sydney University of Technology infectious disease researcher Nicky Boulter said, but new research has revealed its mind-altering properties.

"Interestingly, the effect of infection is different between men and women,'' Dr Boulter writes in the latest issue of Australasian Science magazine.

"Infected men have lower IQs, achieve a lower level of education and have shorter attention spans. They are also more likely to break rules and take risks, be more independent, more anti-social, suspicious, jealous and morose, and are deemed less attractive to women.

"On the other hand, infected women tend to be more outgoing, friendly, more promiscuous, and are considered more attractive to men compared with non-infected controls.

"In short, it can make men behave like alley cats and women behave like sex kittens''.

Dr Boulter said the recent Czech Republic research was not conclusive, but was backed up by animal studies that found infection also changes the behaviour of mice.

The mice were more likely to take risks that increased their chance of being eaten by cats, which would allow the parasite to continue its life cycle.

Rodents treated with drugs that killed the parasites reversed their behaviour, Dr Boulter said.

Another study showed people who were infected but not showing symptoms were 2.7 times more likely than uninfected people to be involved in a car accident as a driver or pedestrian, while other research has linked the parasite to higher incidences of schizophrenia.

"The increasing body of evidence connecting Toxoplasma infection with changes in personality and mental state, combined with the extremely high incidence of human infection in both developing and developed countries, warrants increased government funding and research, in particular to find safe and effective treatments or vaccines,'' Dr Boulter said.

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Wine Maker Scraps Naked Run

BEIJING, Dec 21 (Reuters Life!) - Police in central China have scotched a wine maker's plans for a mass Christmas Eve "nude run" which the company said was a public interest event to discourage the use of "excessive packaging" in the industry.


Jixiang Ruyi Tobacco and Alcohol Company offered 284 people 10,000 yuan ($1,280) in cash and prizes to participate in a naked dash through Zhengzhou, capital of Henan province, the People's Daily reported on its Web site on Thursday.

The company's advertisement called for "auspicious" men and women under the age of 30 with "healthy bodies" and "regular features" to apply.

"The goal of this streaking event is to raise consumer awareness and declare war on the excessive packaging of 'baijiu' through the language of the body," the report quoted a manager surnamed Ma as saying.

"Baijiu" is a type of grain-based spirit popular in China, and often given as an elaborately packaged gift in the lead-up to Chinese New Year.

"The government has called for a sustainable society. Although there is no statute limiting packaging -- and this action may seem a bit much -- our focus is on the broad mass of consumers," Ma said.

Over 1,700 people had applied in four days, China Central Television (CCTV) reported on its Web site, the overwhelming majority of them men.

"We have already invited experts from the beauty industry to conduct physical checks on the applicants. Their mental condition must also be sound. According to the tests, there are only 30 or so that qualify," CCTV quoted a company official surnamed Cao, as saying.

Zhengzhou police rejected the company's application for a permit to hold the run.

"Public commercial events ... must meet moral standards," CCTV quoted a police official as saying. "Such mass streakings do not."

Woman Fakes Being Lawyer to Get It On With Inmate

BALTIMORE - A 29-year-old woman allegedly forged documents and assumed the identity of an Annapolis attorney, apparently for the sole purpose of having sex with an inmate at a Baltimore prison.


"It was an elaborate scheme," said Maj. Priscilla Doggett, a spokeswoman for the prison system. "I'm not aware of something like this ever occurring before."

Police charged Tiffany Gwen Weaver, of Reisterstown with seven counts stemming from the alleged incident, including forgery, fraud, and false use of government identification. She faces up to 10 years in prison.

On Nov. 13, police allege in charging documents filed in Baltimore District Court, a woman appeared at the Maryland Reception, Diagnostic and Classification Center, claiming to be an attorney for inmate Jason Moody, who is serving 30 years for manslaughter. She had a Maryland State Bar Association Security Identification Pass with photo, identifying her as Amanda Sprehn of the Annapolis law firm Hyatt, Peters & Weber. She also gave jail officials a business card with Sprehn's name.

Once alone with Moody, the court documents allege, the two began engaging in sexual intercourse. Corrections officials assigned to monitor such visits for safety and security observed their behavior and cut the visit short.

Annapolis attorney Amanda Sprehn, the real Amanda Sprehn, told The Baltimore Examiner she was on leave when her firm received a letter banning her from the jail.

"I was out on maternity leave," she said. "They informed me they received a letter saying I had been caught having sex with an inmate — which was a real laugh."

"I haven't a clue how she got onto my identity," Sprehn said, adding that she has never represented Weaver. "I certainly feel like a victim. My reputation is at stake. There were already rumors circulating about me in Annapolis. My colleagues had to squash the rumors."

Prison investigators met with Sprehn's firm, and realized the business card and security pass were fakes. Further investigation led them to Weaver, authorities said.

Dutch Women's Breasts are Growing

AMSTERDAM — Dutch women are getting bigger breasts and 32 percent of them now have a D-cup or bigger compared with 20 percent five years ago.

In Europe, Dutch women are ranked third behind British and Danish women in terms of bra size, research commissioned by Bodyfashion Promotion indicated on Wednesday.

Some 42 percent of women aged 30-39 have D-cup breasts and feel in general okay about that. Women with a large bra size are now the largest group in the Netherlands.

But the shape and size of breasts start to change once women reach the age of 40 and women then opt for a smaller bra size.

Some 44 percent of surveyed girls aged 12-19 think that eating fatty foods helps increase the size of their breasts.

All survey respondents said poor nutrition habits are the cause of increased breast size. Hormones in food and the general increasing size of the population are also leading to bigger breasts.

Santa Catches Town Streaker

Santa Catches Town Streaker: "DAMASCUS, Va. - He sees you when you're streaking...

An Independence, Va., man might find himself with a lump of coal for Christmas after he was caught running through town naked Monday by none other than Santa Claus himself.

Stephen Brewer is charged with indecent exposure after officials say he was seen running nude -- right in front of the Damascus Police Department.
A man dressed as Santa was driving near Damascus when a man driving erratically behind him began throwing trash, parts of his truck and clothing out the windows.

Santa -- who asked that his name be withheld -- said by the time the man got into Damascus and jumped out of his truck, he was stark naked.

Detective Steven McVey says he heard squealing tires and yelling. He walked outside and saw Santa pointing him toward the naked man, who was walking across the parking lot of a local car dealer.

Sergeant John Rouse arrested Brewer. He says Brewer told him he'd been to the dentist and taken some pain pills -- perhaps one too many."

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Kid Ejaculates Into School Ranch Dressing

Naperville Sun :: News :: Teen in food tampering case released on bond

WHEATON -- A 17-year-old is facing criminal charges after ejaculating into a ranch salad dressing bottle and leaving it out for consumption in his high school's cafeteria.

Marco Raphael G. Castro, a resident of unincorporated DuPage County, surrendered himself to the Wheaton Police Department at about 12:30 p.m. Monday.
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A senior at Wheaton North High School, Castro is facing charges of attempted aggravated battery and disorderly conduct for ejaculating into a salad dressing bottle Dec. 6, Wheaton police said.

Castro was released Monday after paying 10 percent of his $15,000 bond, police Cmdr. Joe Eversole said.

Eversole said the crime is a Class A misdemeanor, meaning at most Castro could face one year behind bars.

"I think it is unlikely that he would get (that harsh a sentence), but it's still up to the judge," Eversole said.

Castro is scheduled to appear in DuPage County court Jan. 24.

According to court documents, Castro also was stopped by Winfield police Oct. 30 for speeding; he was sentenced to court supervision.
Friends in his corner
Although most students on Monday said they were "grossed out" by the incident, Castro's classmates had different things to say about him. Some described him as a "troublemaker," a "partier" and even a "goofy guy."

However, his friends say Castro is a good-natured guy who is funny.

"He's a real nice kid," senior Petey Johns said. "He was able to make up jokes on the spot."

Senior Zane Roebuck used to skate with Castro their freshman and sophomore years.

"He was a nice kid and did a lot of goofy stuff, but everyone likes him," Roebuck said.

Roebuck also believes the incident received too much attention in the media.

"I was surprised at what he did, but this was blown out of proportion," he said. "It shouldn't have made national news."
'Disgusting news'
Heather Simpson, whose daughter attends Wheaton North, did not hear about the incident until she read a letter from Principal Jill Bullo explaining what had happened.

"This is disgusting news," Simpson said. "It makes you wonder what kind of a guy he is."

Castro got the idea from a stunt in the film, "Jackass: Number Two," according to a published report. "Jackass" originated as a show on MTV.

"I don't understand where a 17-year-old makes the connection between the show and that this is OK," Simpson said.

Some students have said they are certain Castro ejaculated into condiment bottles more than once over the past month. But Denie Young, director of communications for School District 200, said Dec. 6 is the only confirmed instance; Castro confessed to the act Dec. 12.

Bullo said Wheaton North never has faced such a serious health issue during her time at the school.

Despite students' obvious disgust over the incident, Young said parents have sent supportive e-mails, saying the school handled the situation in an appropriate manner.
Underwent testing
Although there is a "low chance" of spreading an infection or sexually transmitted disease in food that is contaminated by semen, Castro was tested by the DuPage County Health Department.

As soon as the results are released, parents of students who may have ingested the dressing will be notified by the Health Department.

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Premium adult domains for sale

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CHATSWORTH, Calif. - Porn.com, penis.com, cock.com, vaginas.com, and facial.com are among the premium adult domains that will be on the block during the first-of-its kind live domain auction at Internext Expo. All of the domains already receive significant organic traffic from consumers, according to their owners.

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Also included among the more than 2,700 names in the auction pool are buttfuck.com, pervert.com, and housewives.com, as well as webmaster-specific domains such as PPVcash.com, XXXbanners.com, and webmasterblog.com.

“We’re getting thousands of domains coming up that people want to add to the auction,” said Farley Cahen, publisher of AVN Online, co-sponsor of the auction along with domain registrar Moniker. “With our exclusive relationships with the top domainers in the adult industry, we’ve been able to secure these domains, and we still have some big ones to come in.”

The auction will take place from 3-7 p.m.Jan. 17, 2007. Internext occurs Jan. 15-17 at the Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino in Las Vegas.

“Internext Expo is, in the online adult [business-to-business] marketplace, the largest and oldest ongoing trade show, and Las Vegas is the perfect venue to host something like this,” Cahen said. “All the biggest domainers of both adult and non-adult will be looking to buy and sell premium domains there. It is going to be a future anchor event that we will be attaching to future Internext shows, and our plan is to do it twice a year at both the summer and winter events.”

Cahen went on to say the prominence of the domains speaks to the continued influence of the Internext show.

“The quality and caliber of the show lends itself to bringing in that quality of domains as well, because [domain owners] know the right people will be there to bid on them,” he said. “It’s easy to buy SexyBlondePrettyGirls for $7, but it’s not every day that porn.com would be available for anybody. We’re very excited to have that quality of domains made available in our show.”

Moniker’s Monte Cahn told AVNOnline.com, “[Live auctions] are very special events, and it’s a chance to bring buyers and sellers together in a room and determine market values. And so, when you have opportunities that only happen a few times a year, it’s the chance to drive market value for premium domain names.”

Citing the opportunity to bid on mainstream domains as well as adult-related domains, Cahn said the auction represents a unique experience for adult webmasters who are looking to diversify their portfolios, and pointed to the newness of the event as a chief selling point.

“It’s the first time at an Internext event, so that should draw people right off the bat,” he said. “Auctions tend to bring out a competitive nature in people, and it’s also fun. Auctions always are very colorful and they bring out competition and camaraderie, and the first time an event like that happens in a certain market segment, it’s always a fun thing to see and be part of. It’s a history making event, and I would think a lot of people would want to be there.”

“Domaining,” or the practice of buying and selling domains for a profit, has become big business in the Internet age. Although an actual figure never was specified, Sex.com was rumored to have sold for about $14 million last January. Other high-caliber domains have fetched impressive prices recently, as well, including gays.com ($500,000), sex.net ($455,000), hedonism.com ($126,000), kinkygirls.com ($65,000), bisexuals.com ($60,000), egay.com ($50,000), and nakedmodels.com ($13,000).

New Zealand job offer: condom tester - Yahoo! News

New Zealand job offer: condom tester - Yahoo! News: "WELLINGTON (AFP) - New Zealanders looking for some extra curricular activity are now able to apply for the position of condom tester.


Condom manufacturer Durex is looking for test pilots of its products, and says New Zealanders were chosen because they are among the most sexually active and adventurous in the world.

'Kiwis have proven they're a sexually energetic bunch, and therefore it makes sense that a select few will have the chance to try our latest condom innovation, all in the name of research,' said Durex New Zealand manager Victoria Potter.

'Durex wants to ensure that its condoms are best meeting the needs of New Zealanders, from delivering on sexual pleasure, to keeping them safe.'

Potential applicants are invited to log on to www.explorersclub.co.nz and provide details as to why they believe they are up to the job"

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Healthy dirty mind prevents pensioner porn star from petering out - MSN-Mainichi Daily News

Healthy dirty mind prevents pensioner porn star from petering out - MSN-Mainichi Daily News

At 88, Yoshiaki Yasuda is Japan's oldest male porn actor, according to Shukan Asahi (12/15).

Yasuda remains a member of the Japan Lifestyle Psychology Society, an academic group devoted to the study of sex, and continues to actively encourage physical intimacy despite his age.

"I live a normal lifestyle. I get up to send my daughter off at 7 in the morning after waking up at about 5:30 a.m. I got to bed at 8 o'clock. I had my guts opened up a few years ago, so I don't eat too much, but I have something at breakfast, lunch and dinner. I don't drink a drop of alcohol and I gave up smoking," the octogenarian orgasm generator tells Shukan Asahi.

Yasuda injured his back a few years ago and hasn't performed in an adult movie since. He has, however, been attending a rehabilitation clinic, where he has gotten to know a lot of other older men and women.

"There was this 72-year-old widow with a dowager's hump. I started chatting to her one day and discovered she likes dirty talk. It was like being with somebody young. We were having a great time, when she suddenly turned to me and said: 'Yasuda-san, my late husband had a fine collection of shunga (erotic woodblock prints).' She was seducing me in a roundabout way. I went home with her, and she told me she'd been alone since her hubby had died 18 years earlier. She was lonely. Everybody is," Yasuda tells Shukan Asahi.

Yasuda was born and bred in central Tokyo. He was a cabinet maker until he went broke at age 50. He started filming himself having sex at 53, collecting over 8,000 tapes. He made his debut in adult movies at age 70 after joining the academic group and was invited to take part in a filming session by a famous stick flick auteur. He has since gone on to perform in over 100 porn movies, including 50 where he is not only the star, but the title character.

"Adult movies are a fantasy world. You can't show your true character. I've never seen a single one of the adult movies I've performed in. I do like acting in them, though," he says. "I watch a lot of the private sex movies I filmed myself. They last for two hours. You never see me leave the woman's side that whole time."

Yasuda continues: "I don't have a particular type of woman I fancy. It's fun to watch people doing something they really like. Mind you, I've got a grandkid who's 36, so I don't like women who're too young. Guys nowadays like young girls. I don't think that's real good. Schoolgirls might have adult-like bodies, but their minds are still childlike. It's much more fun to be with a woman who's got loads of experience and can carry on a conversation."

Yasuda says every year several complete strangers, women, will come up to him and offer themselves. Sometimes they just lie together side-by-side in the nude, and other times they "get to know each other" in the Biblical sense.

"This feller," he tells Shukan Asahi, gesturing at his penis, "is connected directly to the brain. It's important to keep your brain active. Sex has got nothing to do with abilities or physical prowess. It's really important to be imaginative. And I have a better imagination than most. I know how to make a partner feel at ease. And I've got twice the curiosity of the average person." (By Ryann Connell)

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Speak up, sir...You need the extra small condoms? - Yahoo! News

Speak up, sir...You need the extra small condoms? - Yahoo! News

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
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The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run center, said its initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the financial capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those condoms catered for.

For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A poor fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and led to some tearing or slipping off during use.

"One of the reasons for a failure of up to 20 percent (of condoms) is the association of the size of the condom to the erect penis," the council's Dr. Chander Puri told Reuters, adding another reason was couples often put them on in a hurry.

Puri said many men in India, which has the world's highest
HIV positive caseload, were too shy to ask for condoms.

"We need more vending machines for condoms of different sizes so people can pick a condom with confidence that is suited to their needs," he said.

The Times of India reported the ICMR survey had studied 1,400 men between 18-50 years of age in cities like Mumbai and New Delhi as well as in rural areas in a report. It entitled its story "Indian men don't measure up."

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MySpace Morons Never Cease To Amaze Me - BigPlansBigCrash

I get these MySpace friend requests all of the time from girls who are way outta my league. They are usually models or porn stars and they are gorgeous. Clearly, these aren’t real people. 99% of the time it is some kid who is trying to bait you into thinking that this “MySpace goddess” is really into you. Yea, OK.

Then you check out her page and find nothing there. BUT WAIT! She has a webcam link! OMFG! You can go watch her strip and probably do her. You continue through some confusing sign up pages where you aren’t sure if you just paid for something, but it doesn’t matter because you are about to basically get laid my friend. Life is good. Then it hits you that you have been duped yet again and now have to go through a lengthy cancellation process. But not before you rub one out. You gotta make it somewhat worth it.


And just like that, the kid with the fake account has just made 20 bucks or something on your new account. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a great way to make money on the affiliate side and I give credit to the kid for converting the poor guy into a lead. I dabble in the same thing and make some nice side cash.

What kills me are the morons that fall for it. I would like to think that if a person is smart enough to set up a MySpace account, they are also smart enough to realize that models and porn stars don’t really want to be your friend. Or when you are putting your credit card information into the sign up page that you are entering into a world of hurt.

That being said, I when I get friend requests like that, I’ll still check out their page to see if they tried something new and different (so I could steal it and try to make a buck). Which brings me to tonight. I got a friend request from “Sexy Suzie”. There was nothing new on her page - just a link to her webcam site. **SUPRISE**

What kills me is that this MySpace Moron leaves the following comment:

HEY SEXXII….CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE…..SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH….HAVE A LITTLE CONVO…..POUR SOME GREY GOOSE….AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM……LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED…..AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ……LIGHT A FEW CANDLES…..TAKE OFF UR CLOTHES THAN I’LL…….WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC…..THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED……GET UNDER THE COVER…..AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE….I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH….AND WORK MY WAY DOWN…..AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START….. ……………

Is he serious? Unbelievable. Poor guy has no clue that he is talking to a fake account. More importantly, he thinks sexy is spelled “sexxii”. I bet he went to her webcam site and entered into a year long subscription plan at $10 a month or something.

I am quickly losing faith in people’s ability to think.

Jenna Likes Britney

She's been slammed from all sides for her underwear-free partying, but Britney Spears now has at least one supported in porn star Jenna Jameson.

Spears, who was snapped without any panties while partying the night away with new best pal Paris Hilton recently, has been criticised for not covering up the essentials.

Now, it seems that she finally has someone in her corner in the form of Jenna Jameson, who told Star Magazine during the VH1 Big in '06 Awards at Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City, California, that Britney had every right to flaunt herself, especially after losing all her pregnancy weight.

"More power to her! If you've got it, flaunt it! I've lived my life like that -- and obviously, so has Britney," the Post Chronicle quoted her, as telling Star.

Britney's exploits have family, friends and fans extremely worried however, especially with estranged hubby Kevin Federline fighting for custody of the couple's two sons. An insider revealed to British paper News of the World that Britney's mum Lynne is now seething, for she believes that Britney's antics will come back to bite her, and that the 'Toxic' singer might even end up losing her kids.

Britney, Brandon are Latest Loo Mates!

Tongues are wagging that US oil heir Brandon Davis is the new man in former princess of pop Britney Spears' life, especially after the two did the disappearing act into a toilet at an exclusive LA hotspot.

Britney, who gave hubby Kevin Federline the boot early last month after two years and two months of married life, is reportedly getting so cozy with Davis that the two couldn't even be separated during a visit to the loo.

"Britney and Brandon were getting along really well. They even went to the bathroom together," the New York Post quoted a source, as saying. And like everything in Spears' life these days, her reported romance also seems to have a Paris Hilton angle, for Davis was a close pal of Paris before he and the hotel heiress had a falling out earlier this year.

Brandon recently branded Paris a racist, saying she was forever referring to black people as "n*****s".

Area Man Accidentally Responds To Own 'M4M' Ad

Area Man Accidentally Responds To Own 'M4M' Ad | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "ATLANTA—A Craigslist personal advertising a 'Hot WM Looking 4 Same – 28' was accidentally responded to this Monday by its author, wardrobebuyer Stephen Mallory.

'He lives right in my neighborhood, he's a professional, and he loves to work out—he sounds sexy,' said Mallory after discovering the ad he had posted 10 hours earlier seeking a 'mature, open-minded, no drama VGL WM for drinks, maybe more…'. 'In three weeks of searching, I haven't anyone who really appealed to me, but this guy sounds absolutely perfect.'

Mallory said that although the slightly taller man described in the ad is a few years younger, he hopes the would-be mate won't mind. "

Striptease is an art, Norwegian appeal court rules

Striptease is an art, Norwegian appeal court rules - Yahoo! News: "OSLO (AFP) - Striptease is an art and should therefore be exempt from value-added tax (VAT), according to a Norwegian appeal court ruling, a copy of which was obtained by AFP.
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'Striptease, in the way it is practiced in this case, is a form of dance combined with acting' which compares to other stage acts that are exempt from VAT in Norway, three judges ruled unanimously.

The verdict upheld a May 2005 ruling of a district court in favour of Den Blue Engel (The Blue Angel), a company that runs the Diamond Go Go Bar in Oslo, which refused to pay 25 percent tax on entry fees to the club demanded by Norwegian tax authorities.

Lawyers for the Blue Angel argued that other stage performances, such as sword swallowers and a comic making saucy jokes, were not subject to VAT.

The Diamond Go Go Bar's striptease shows were not vulgar and were performed by professional dancers, lawyers for the Blue Angel maintained.

The court ordered Norwegian authorities to meet the Blue Angel's legal costs, estimated at some 160,000 Norwegian kroner (26,216 dollars, 19,675 euros)."

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Porn star banned from sponsoring team Blatter expects audit of FIFA's books within six weeks Arsenal nips Reds, earn a plum fifth-round tie Rams hang

Porn star banned from sponsoring team Blatter expects audit of FIFA's books within six weeks Arsenal nips Reds, earn a plum fifth-round tie Rams hang on to reach Super Bowl against Patriots - Turkish Daily News Jan 29, 2002: "Italian women's volleyball team Palermo were banned from using Hungarian hardcore porn actress Eva Henger as a sponsor for the game against Edison Modena.

The Italian Volleyball League refused Palermo permission to use Henger as a sponsor, although she was present at the game.

'Although understanding the economic need of the club, the League feels that it needs to put an ethical and moral limit on the marketing activity of the clubs because it is not legitimate to distort the image of the sport that was and is a model of sporting practice and passion,' Italian Female Volleyball League president Francesco Franchi said on the volleyball.it website.

'These are values that should not vanish for inopportune reasons. Our players could be charming and attractive but mere beauty is not the only value that female volleyball should portray.

'The richness of our sport is in our own players who have always demonstrated to be women and people on top of being athletes.

'This is why the League has appealed to the sense of responsibility of Palermo Volleyball and asked to revoke its intent which has already created confusion and embarrassment to our movement"

Islam Outlaws Female Genital Mutilation

Islam Outlaws Female Genital Mutilation: "RAUSDORF, Germany, December 4 -- Ten of the highest ranked scholars from all over the world met at the Azhar University under the patronage of the Grand Mufti of Egypt, Prof. Dr. Ali Goma'a. After listening to several international physicians, they pronounced the sensational decision to classify the custom of female genital mutilation (FGM) as punishable aggression and crime against humanity. As a result, the custom can no longer be practiced by Muslims. Now awareness of this decision has to be spread in the 33 affected countries.

The religous scholars at the conference were the following: Grand Mufti and Patron of Al-Azhar: Prof. Dr. Ali Goma'a; the Grand Sheikh of Al-Azhar: Prof. Dr. Mohamed Sayed Tantawi; the Minister of Religion of Egypt: Prof. Dr. Mahmoud Hamdi Zakzouk; Sheikh Yusuf Qaradawi from Qatar; Sheikh Hissein Hassan Abkar from Chad; Imam Mahammadou Diallo from Mali; Imam Bal El Bechir from Mauritania; Sheikh Mohamed Darassa from Ethiopia, and Imam Tarafa Baghrajati from Austria. Reports were given by medical experts from Egypt, Ethiopia, and Germany.

The German human rights organization had invited 'TARGET-Ruediger Nehberg' to this conference. Its two presidents, Ruediger Nehberg and Annette Weber, have been engaged in fighting FGM on location in Africa since 2000. They brought into being a "

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Sex educators plan spray-on condom - Yahoo! News

Sex educators plan spray-on condom - Yahoo! News

BERLIN (Reuters) - German sex educators plan to launch a spray-on condom tailor-made for all sizes.

Jan Vinzenz Krause from the Institute for Condom Consultancy, a Singen-based practice that offers advice on condom use, told Reuters on Thursday the product aimed to help people enjoy better and safer sex lives.

"We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to every size of penis," he said. "We're very serious."

Krause's team (spraykondom.de) is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom.

"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."

Krause said the plan is to make the product ready for use in about five seconds. He said it would function more effectively as a contraceptive because it would fit better and not slip.

However, before the new condom can be sold in shops, the firm must ensure that the latex is evenly spread when sprayed, as well as optimise the vulcanisation process.

Krause hopes the high tech condom, which will be available in different strengths and colours, will on the market by 2008.

He said the spray can would likely cost some 20 euros (14 pounds) as a one-off purchase. The latex cartridges -- sufficient for up to 20 applications -- would cost roughly 10 euros, he said.

Krause said he had hit upon the idea when considering the difficulties some people faced using condoms, and drew inspiration from spray-on plasters now used in medicine.

Teen accused of nude drive-thru ordering - Yahoo! News

Teen accused of nude drive-thru ordering - Yahoo! News

COLUMBIA CITY, Ind. - A teen accused of ordering from at least three fast food drive-thrus nude faces an indecent exposure charge. David Gatton, 18, of Columbia City, was found in the parking lot of a McDonald's by a sheriff's deputy after police received a call that the teen had been nude when he ordered from his car at the Arby's drive-thru, police said.


"Maybe it was a way to enjoy the last of the warm weather," joked Capt. Brian Anspach of the Columbia City Police Department.

Sgt. Mike Engle of the Whitley County Sheriff's Department passed the car Tuesday night in Columbia City, 20 miles west of Fort Wayne. Engle said he turned around to stop the car and saw that Gatton had driven into the McDonald's lot.

When Engle got to the car, Gatton was putting his clothes back on. Police said Gatton had a clothed male passenger in the car and the pair had been making the stops as part of a joke. Gatton faces a misdemeanor charge.

No telephone listing was available for Gatton in Columbia City.