Man Frames Boss for Child Porn

A Chicago man who allegedly tried to frame his boss by telling police the boss had child pornography on his computer was charged with possessing the illegal images.

Maurice Vallejo, 36, appeared briefly Tuesday at the 26th and California courthouse before Judge Thomas Hennelly, who set bail at $75,000.

Vallejo, of the 6300 block of North Kedvale, was upset that his boss didn't want to have a sexual relationship with him, Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Kathy Muldoon said in court.

Allegedly tried to frame boss

In May, Vallejo allegedly called police and told them that he had seen child pornography images on his boss' computer, Muldoon said.

Then in June, police seized the computer and found hundreds of images of child pornography, Muldoon said.

At some point, Vallejo allegedly told an investigator that he in fact downloaded the images, Muldoon said.

"He was angry there was no sexual relationship between he and and his boss," Muldoon said.

Vallejo's attorney, Scott Levy, said in court that his client has an advanced degree in education.

According to a Chicago police arrest report, Vallejo is employed at Advocate Bethany Hospital. In court, Muldoon said Vallejo works with computers. A message left with a hospital representative was not returned Tuesday.

Pastor Casts Out Demons...In His Pants!

Fort Worth pastor indicted on rape while 'casting out demons': FORT WORTH -- A pastor accused of raping a church member at his house last year under the guise of casting out demons has been indicted.

Leonard Ray Owens, 63, who is free on $25,000 bail, is now awaiting trial on a charge of sexual assault, a second-degree felony punishable by two to 20 years in prison. He was arrested in November.

Police began investigating Owens last year after a 22-year-old woman reported that Owens raped her twice at his Fort Worth home. The woman told police that in July, several months after she began attending the Prayer House of Faith, she went to Owens' home for counseling following a miscarriage.

Owens told her that a sex spirit and lesbian demon were inside her and needed to be cast out, police said. The pastor then asked her to lie on the floor and began yelling at her as if she were a demon, saying, "Loose her in the name of Jesus," according to an arrest warrant affidavit.

The woman told police that Owens pulled down her pants as he called for the demons to come out. When she tried to get up, he pushed her down, the affidavit said. The pastor then began to fight with her as if she were a demon before climbing on top of her, pinning her down and raping her, police have said.

Then Owens, a self-proclaimed prophet, ordered her to wash her face in the name of Jesus and to read Psalm 105:15, which says to do no harm to prophets, the woman told police.

The woman told officers that Owens raped her again a month later, after he asked her to go to his house to pray for another woman.

Owens has denied having sexual contact with the woman, police have said.

Porn in the bible

Crime Scene KC: "Jury backs woman’s harassment claims
A federal jury in Kansas City jury has decided that placing pornographic pictures in a worker’s Bible, plus other unwelcome actions, constituted harassment meriting a $101,000 award.
A four-day trial produced the award for Cindy Johnston, who worked in Garden City, Mo.
Attorneys for the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission and private attorney Brad Kavanaugh represented Johnston in her claim against Garden City Plastics Equipment and Supply Co. Inc. and Plastic Packaging Concepts Inc., two interrelated companies.
Johnston’s supervisors engaged in sexual harassment and that her complaints to management were not handled correctly, the jury ruled.
A company attorney said that the facts of the case were “highly disputed'."

It's Crap!

Kevin Costner made a movie about the Coast Guard. The world yawns.
My Way News - Costner and Kutcher Promote New Movie: "ALAMEDA, Calif. (AP) - Kevin Costner and Ashton Kutcher visited a U.S. Coast Guard station to promote their new film, 'The Guardian,' about two Coast Guard swimmers who rescue fishermen and boaters from dangerous ocean waters."



Does anyone remember when he used to be a big star? Plus Ashton Kutcher will be in it.

There are some days when I just don't even think Hollywood is even trying. They used to piss me off more regularly. Today it's like we're both going through the motions.

World's Dorkiest Polygamist Arrested.

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Fugitive

polygamist arrested in Nevada - Yahoo! News: "LAS VEGAS - The leader of a polygamist

sect who was on the
FBI's Most Wanted List was found with cell phones, laptop computers, wigs and more than

$50,000 in cash when he was arrested, authorities said Tuesday.


Warren Steed Jeffs, 50, was arrested without incident, and no weapons were found when he and

two others were pulled for a traffic stop late Monday and taken into custody, said FBI

special agent in charge Steven Martinez.

Jeffs faces sexual misconduct charges for allegedly arranging marriages between underage

girls and older men.

He was stopped in a 2007 red Cadillac Escalade by a Nevada Highway Patrol trooper on

Interstate 15 just north of Las Vegas and was being held Tuesday in Clark County jail."

Ikea Dog Has a Boner

CTV.ca | 'Unfortunate' photo wasn't tampered with: IKEA: "An IKEA catalogue with a photo that appears to show a dog with a larger-than-normal, human-like appendage has not been tampered with, according to the furniture giant's Canadian office.

The first photo in the 2007 catalogue -- a two-page, front-cover foldout -- shows a young family lounging on a bed with a dog.

The dog, which appears to be a greyhound or whippet, seems to have one distinctly human male characteristic, prompting some to suggest the image had been tampered with by a mischievous employee using a program such as Photoshop.

Ikea Canada says that's simply not the case."

World's Dorkiest Polygamist Arrested.

Can you believe this guy got more than one woman to marry him? Women are so dumb.




Fugitive polygamist arrested in Nevada - Yahoo! News: "LAS VEGAS - The leader of a polygamist sect who was on the
FBI's Most Wanted List was found with cell phones, laptop computers, wigs and more than $50,000 in cash when he was arrested, authorities said Tuesday.


Warren Steed Jeffs, 50, was arrested without incident, and no weapons were found when he and two others were pulled for a traffic stop late Monday and taken into custody, said FBI special agent in charge Steven Martinez.

Jeffs faces sexual misconduct charges for allegedly arranging marriages between underage girls and older men.

He was stopped in a 2007 red Cadillac Escalade by a Nevada Highway Patrol trooper on Interstate 15 just north of Las Vegas and was being held Tuesday in Clark County jail."

Area Man Finally Works Up Courage To Sexually Harass Secretary |

Area Man Finally Works Up Courage To Sexually Harass Secretary | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

EASTTOWN, PA—After seven years of prolonged glances and unsatisfied desires, vice president of finances Scott Winters threw caution to the wind Monday, finally declaring his feelings and intentions for secretary Anna Davis through a series of suggestive gestures, inappropriate remarks, and anatomically accurate drawings.
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Winters plans to approach Davis, left, about eating out some time soon, if she knows what he means.

"I cannot tell you what a relief it is to finally get this off my chest," said Winters, who said he has never believed in lust at first sight, but had been infatuated with Davis since he first laid eyes on her cleavage. "Every morning while I'd stare at her through the blinds in my office for an hour at a time, my pulse would race thinking of all the things I wanted to say to her about her tight blouse, but I could just never find the words."

As Winters' fixation on Davis escalated over time, it began to negatively affect his job performance. Winters told reporters that his inability to provide Davis with an exhaustive description of his wife's oral-sex technique "seriously frustrated" him and made it difficult to focus on simple tasks.

"So often I dreamed of giving her a lingering hug or asking her if she likes using flavored condoms, but I always chickened out," Winters said. "Whenever I'd thought I'd built up the courage to take out that black-on-black porno movie and put it on my desk before calling her into my office, my palms would get all sweaty, and I'd lose my nerve."

After having nearly resigned himself to another seven years of unspoken requests for sexual favors, Winters seized an opportunity to express his feelings Monday morning, offering to help Davis "get to the important stuff" as she bent over a file cabinet. Later, as further proof of his commitment, Winters suggested that he and Davis discuss a possible promotion at his beach house over the weekend.

"I felt like I was walking on air—it was better than any graphic scenario I could have imagined and then quietly described to Anna in great detail during a budget meeting," Winters said.

"And I can't believe I'm going to be able to call her 'Teeny Tits' in front of the whole office," he added.

It comes as no surprise that some of Winters' coworkers have taken notice of his bold new attitude and courageous groping style. Many have expressed their congratulations to Winters, who no longer feels compelled to hide his abuses of power from the rest of the office.
Secretary

Davis

"Scott had always told me he thought Anna was a hot piece of tail," said Nathan Reynolds, senior financial advisor and Winters' long-time squash partner. "But he never had the gall to make the first unwelcome advance or leave that photocopy of his penis on her desk. So when I overheard him asking Anna if the carpet matches the drapes, you can imagine how exited I was for him—this looks like the beginning of a beautiful hostile work environment."

According to Reynolds, Winters had delayed acting on his desires because of a bad experience with a former assistant which had taken a toll on his self-esteem. Reynolds neglected to provide further information, saying he couldn't betray his friend's confidence or discuss pending litigation.

While it took Winters several years to make the first move—due in part to his past failures and his current marriage—and tell Davis that thongs were, in fact, encouraged on casual Fridays, he seemed to be making up for lost time: By lunch he had already e-mailed his secretary a doctored image of she and Selma Hayek, slipped a copy of the Kama Sutra under her door, and offered to give her a gynecological exam.

"It's silly to think that I used to get so tongue-tied around someone who makes less than a third of my total salary and whom I could have fired at any time," Winters said. "I only wish it hadn't taken so long to find the perfect gesture to show her how aroused I always was."

"Just think—if I had taken a chance and rubbed against her in the elevator earlier, we could have been in the middle of a wonderful affair by now," he added.

Porn Up, Rape Down

SSRN-Porn Up, Rape Down by Anthony D'Amato: "The incidence of rape in the United States has declined 85% in the past 25 years while access to pornography has become freely available to teenagers and adults. The Nixon and Reagan Commissions tried to show that exposure to pornographic materials produced social violence. The reverse may be true: that pornography has reduced social violence."

He's in the freezer

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.
"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.

"I froze to death," says the second.

"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze
to death?"

"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man.

"You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and
toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb
and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you,
how did you die?"

"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my
wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home
unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone,
knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding
there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was
hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and
just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."

The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.

"What do you mean?" asks the first man.

"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still
be alive."

This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.

No, that's not a penis pump, Mom. Really - Yahoo! News: "CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted."

Porn Roundup

Michigan Couple Pleads Guilty To Obscenity Violations.

Michigan Couple Pleads Guilty To Obscenity Violations.

A Brutus, Mich. couple pleaded guilty to charges stemming from a business they operated for the purpose of selling obscene videos, Assistant Attorney General Alice S. Fisher of the Criminal Division and U.S. Attorney Margaret Chiara of the Western District of Michigan announced today. John Mart Messer entered guilty pleas in U.S. District Court in Grand Rapids, Mich. on Monday to one count of engaging in the business of selling or distributing obscene matter and one count of receiving child pornography. His wife, Deborah Messer, pleaded guilty to one count of aiding and abetting the operation of a business of selling or distributing obscene matter. Mr. Messer faces a mandatory minimum penalty of five years in prison on the child pornography charge. The maximum penalty for Mrs. Messer’s offense is five years in prison. Sentencing is scheduled for Nov. 27, 2006. Mr. Messer began selling sexually explicit videotapes in 1996 through JMM Products, a company he founded for that purpose, and continued to do so until his arrest earlier this year. The videotapes included graphic depictions of hardcore sex acts between humans and between humans and animals. The videotapes were advertised through a mail order catalog prepared with the assistance of Mrs. Messer, who also aided and abetted her husband by depositing some of the company’s products in the mail and by typing customer lists and helping to keep the company’s books.

News Article Wednesday, August 23rd 2006, 12:11pm EDT

Porn parade Down Under outdraws Santa Claus.

Two dozen bare-breasted porn stars paraded on motorcycles and military vehicles down the main street of New Zealand's biggest city on Wednesday after beating efforts by Auckland officials to prevent the promotional stunt. Thousands of people, many of them clicking away with cell phone cameras, lined the street for the parade by male and female porn actors, most semi-clad in black leather, to publicize an erotica show which opens in Auckland later this week. The crowd -- four deep in some places -- was reportedly bigger than that for the city's annual Santa Parade at Christmas time. Organizer Steve Crow, a local multimillionaire porn movie distributor and producer, earlier had won approval for the parade from the city council, infuriating the conservative mayor and several councilors. Mayor Dick Hubbard said he would review local bylaws in a bid to prevent any more topless parades in Auckland.

Search Engines Wednesday, August 23rd 2006, 12:10pm EDT

What's the Deal with Search Engines and Text Link Ads?

When did hypertext links become the enemy? Google's PageRank began a burgeoning search engine optimization link building industry that now seems to be out of control. What's the deal with text link ads? Isn't a link just a link? Not really, at least according to recent blog and forum posts.

News Article Wednesday, August 23rd 2006, 12:09pm EDT

Home Office in trouble for advertising porn sites.

The Advertising Standards Agency (ASA) has sent the Home Office to sit on the naughty stair after complaints about a radio campaign promoting online child safety that sent listeners to porn sites instead. The ad, which was to promote an online child safety website, directed listeners to check out the site at www.ThinkuKnow.co.uk. Sadly for the Home Office (no, really, our hearts are bleeding), there is also a website called www.thinkyouknow.co.uk which lists various services such as web hosting, broadband providers, car insurance, online dating and so on. Just one more click, the complainants said, will lead you to adult chatrooms, including www.womenwant.co.uk, which advertises itself as follows: "Find your kinky kicks here! Erotic chat, casual hot sex & more."

News Article Wednesday, August 23rd 2006, 12:08pm EDT

NY Board renews porn debate.

A study of the impacts an adult business would have on the community is expected to be complete next month, announced Town Attorney Joseph Liccardi. "I hope to have it by the next meeting (September 13)," he said. The Town Board will review the 400-page study and copies will be available at the town clerk's office and East Greenbush Community Library for public scrutiny. "The board will then have to decide if they want to make any changes to it," said Mr. Liccardi. The attorney said one problem with the original law limiting where adult establishments can locate was that this type of study had not been done. An Albany consultant on adult use businesses, Robert Penna, has been evaluating the town's existing law and the effect of it and will make recommendations to the town. Following the study, the board may want to rewrite or amend the law. The law came about after Route 20 News and Video opened at 275 Columbia Turnpike. Several residents expressed concern that the shop, which sells adult videos and toys and has an "adult arcade" where persons over 21 can watch sex tapes, was too near residential homes.

News Article Wednesday, August 23rd 2006, 12:07pm EDT

Child porn spam hides Trojan.

Cyber-criminals have launched a "massive spoof email attack" that accuses victims of being associated with a child porn site in a bid to trick them into downloading malware. The messages, which use the subject line 'CP investigation was started', claim that the recipient's email address has been found in a child porn database discovered by the Association of Sites Advocating Child Protection (ASACP). The email actually contains the Agent-CPK Trojan horse. The ASACP has published a warning on its website, informing recipients of the message that they may be at risk of infection.

News Article Wednesday, August 23rd 2006, 12:06pm EDT

MS takes up legal cudgels against typosquatters.

Microsoft has launched a legal offensive against "typosquatters" who register domains containing trademarked terms or misspelled words in the hope that lost surfers will help them rake in ad revenue.Early stages of the campaign include a pair of lawsuits against two, allegedly prolific, typosquatting operations. Redmond has taken up legal cudgels against cybersquatters who use the misspelled domain tactic to "illegally profit through the misuse of Microsoft's intellectual property" using the Anticybersquatting Consumer Protection Act (ACPA) of 1999.ACPA sets damages of up up $100,000 against anyone who, with a bad-faith intent to profit, "registers, traffics in, or uses a domain name that is identical to, confusingly similar or dilutive of" an existing trademark.

Business Wednesday, August 23rd 2006, 12:05pm EDT

Increase Your Profit Without Increasing Traffic.

5 ways to increase your website profit without increasing traffic. To succeed in Internet marketing, you need to learn how to maximize the value of your website visitors. Here are the top 5 strategies on how to squeeze the most profit out of your website.

News Article Wednesday, August 23rd 2006, 12:04pm EDT

Conservatives ask FBI to investigate hotel porn.

Pornographic movies now seem nearly as pervasive in America's hotel rooms as tiny shampoo bottles, and the lodging industry shows little concern as conservative activists rev up a protest campaign aimed at triggering a federal crackdown. A coalition of 13 conservative groups -- including the Family Research Council and Concerned Women for America -- took out full-page ads in some editions of USA Today earlier this month urging the Justice Department and FBI to investigate whether some of the pay-per-view movies widely available in hotels violate federal and state obscenity laws. The coalition also is trying to draw attention to CleanHotels.com, a directory of hotels and motels nationwide that pledge to exclude adult offerings from their in-room entertainment service.

29 year old virgin

Jane magazine is trying to get someone laid.


Sarah Needs You on JANEMAG.com

Two Vaginas

Esquire: "I didn't know anything was different about me until I was fifteen. I was having all sorts of pain—woman stuff—but I'd get it checked out, and they wouldn't find anything wrong. I guess the eighth doctor was more thorough. I remember I was lying there, and I heard her say, 'Oops.'

What I've got is a rare condition called didelphic uterus—two vaginas, two cervices, and two uteruses. I look completely normal from the outside, but there's a septum inside where everything branches into two. My doctor says I'm one in a million.

For a while I thought I was a total freak. I lost my virginity twice. The first time was when I was eighteen. Then I lost the other side two weeks later. To the same guy. You'd think I could have saved one of them for marriage.

When I was dating, I'd just say, 'So I have a little something to tell you.' I never got any other reaction except, 'Oh, my God, that's so cool,' because they'd want to have sex in both sides and see what it felt like. Apparently, the right side is, well, more normal. The left side is a lot smaller. But they're both tight. That's a plus. I've got two G-spots, too, so I've always appreciated men who were extra dexterous with their fingers. I get to have two orgasms at"

Two Penis

Bloggin’ to the Fifth: The J’s World.com: "An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said on Saturday.

The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said. “Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary,” the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.

The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added. The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or the hospital to protect the patient’s privacy.

There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said. It is caused by the failure of the mesodermal bands in the embryo to fuse properly. The mesodermal bands are one of three primary layers of the embryo from which several body parts are formed."

Study: Fewer gay television characters - Yahoo! News

Study: Fewer gay television characters - Yahoo! News: "NEW YORK - Nine homosexual characters are depicted in network-TV series scheduled for the 2006-07 season, a decrease from last year's 10, the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation said Monday.

Out of 679 series lead or supporting characters on the six major broadcast networks in the new season, roughly 1.3 percent are gay, lesbian or bisexual, according to the group's annual study. The figure last year was 1.4 percent.

GLAAD analyzed the 95 prime-time comedies and dramas announced by ABC, CBS, Fox, NBC, CW and MyNetworkTV."

Man sues over 'depictions' in porn films

Man sues over 'depictions' in porn films: "It was a job, a Chicago man figured, that would help pay the bills while he was building his career as a producer and video camera operator.

He agreed to film and direct two gay pornography movies for a Chicago-based company, Flava Works, on the condition, he claims, that his identity not be included in either of the films.

But when 'Dorm Life 6' and 'Dorm Life 7: Hot and Creamy' were released last year, they included both 'visual and audible depictions' of the man, according to a lawsuit he recently filed in Cook County Circuit Court."

Brianna Banks

Gallery here.

How things have changed

This is the suspender that women used to hold up their pads back in the old days.

You can find out everything you want to know about such things, here.

Another Celeb Perfume

The Becks have created a new scent.

The Beckhams get 'intimately' scented - Yahoo! News: "LONDON (AP) — Soccer star David Beckham and his pop-star wife Victoria are set to get intimate with the unveiling of a new fragrance for men and women next month.

Dubbed 'intimately Beckham for Him' and 'for Her,' the fragrances will be sold starting next month across Britain."

The only problem is both of the fragances smell like underarms and malt liquor.

Jewish gay porn actor to entertain Israeli troops

Jewish gay porn actor to entertain Israeli troops- from Pink News- all the latest gay news from the gay community - Pink News: "It’s not quite Bob Hope being helicoptered into Siagon to entertain the boys in khaki.

An American-based porn actor has announced on his website that he will be performing for the troops during a trip to Israel later this month.

Michael Lucas, the 34-year-old owner of Lucas Entertainment, writes on his blog that he will also be making a hard-core film during his trip.

His claim to be entertaining the troops will not be sanctioned by the Israeli army. Instead he offers free entry to soldiers attending his ‘performance’ in a Tel-Aviv nightclub."

Justin vs. Lohan

As if getting all mean on Taylor Hicks wasn't enough, now Justin has taken on Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan's Timberlake ban - Showbiz News - Life Style Extra: "
'The last thing his label want is Lindsay getting hammered and making a spectacle of herself. His people reckon any association with people like Lindsay are bad forView the profile for Justin Timberlake on Celebrity Spotlight his image and career.'"

Justin, you're becoming quite the snarky dick. Wanna job writing for me?

Saving Up for 75 years

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding
where the groom was 95 years old and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night
might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young
woman.

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for
dear life.

She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in
the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened
to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak,
"Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years, and I
thought he meant his money!!"

Bobbie

Big Breasted Bobbie has movie galleries.

Russian Girl Mocks Million Dollar Homepage Selling Own Naked Body - NEWS - MOSNEWS.COM

Russian Girl Mocks Million Dollar Homepage Selling Own Naked Body - NEWS - MOSNEWS.COM: "A Russian girl called Natasha has put up her body for sale on the Internet. Customers may request that she draws or writes anything on the millimeters they pay for.

The blonde, aged 25, casts herself as a “very shy girl” from a common background who has “understood that if she won’t do something in her life, all the good things, her desires and wishes will come past her.”

For just $1 per millimeter anyone can request that Natasha draw any picture or slogan on the chosen part — save for the head, genitals and nipples that remain covered — and wear them for a whole year.

“It’s an amazingly unique way of advertising!” the girl says in her blog.

Besides the advertising, customers are offered a variety of bonuses, such as a five-minute liveshow or holidays with Natasha.

The minimum purchase is $100 for 100 millimeters. A cheaper offer is $10 for 50 pixels that will not be drawn on the girl’s body but will appear on the website.
"

History Lesson

The history of the vibrator.

The history of the vibrator goes back hundreds even thousands of years. It is believed that Cleopatra may have been one of the first women to have a vibrator. Hers would have been a calabash filled with buzzing bees. We’ve come a long way since then even in terms of design, but perhaps socially and psychologically we have in fact regressed. Roman and Greek philosophers and healers from as early as the 4th century (maybe even before) wrote much about the idea of ‘hysteria’ in women. Hysteria was considered to be a disease of the womb which caused irritability, discomfort and a general malaise. Today we would just call it sexual frustration. For over a thousand years, the most common treatment for hysteria was therapeutic genital massage.

French Fashion Porn

French clothing store pilots porn ads.

A French clothing company is out to prove the surprising insight that sex sells and that on the Internet it is possible to show more sex - and presumably shift more product. According to a report in the LA Times Shai clothing has started showing French porn stars cavorting in the buff on a circular bed in a bid to interest the punters in £60 T-shirts. The ads are also interactive. It is possible to stop the action to stop and examine the content of the advert. No, not like that. By rolling the mouse pointer over the actors' clothing in the Shai clip the dedicated fashionista can pull up a chart with details of prices and sizes. Although online porn purveyors have used explicit content in their ads since the dawn of the Internet age, the Shia ads are seen as the first time a mainstream retailer has used pornographic clips to attract the attention of customers. The move is also made possible by the relatively unregulated Internet to use this kind of content, which is not possible in mainstream media such as TV or cinema ads.

Dutch Farmers Pissed Over Porn

Dateless Dutch farm porn anger.

A Dutch dating website for farmers has taken Google to court for listing sponsored links to pornographic sites when you enter the site's name into the search engine. The site farmdate.nl has 3000 members and describes itself as “a respectable meeting website for farmers”. It is outraged that sponsored links paid for by companies appear when internet surfers type in “farm date” on the Google website, the biggest search engine on the world wide web. The links, which lead to pornographic sites, are “very damaging for Farmdate's reputation”, said Dutch farmer's union FNV Bondgenoten, which is defending the website. The court is due to rule on the case on August 24.

You might as well face it your addicted to porn

Christians 'addicted to pornography' : Poll.

A poll conducted by what bills itself as "the world's most visited Christian website" indicates a surprising number of Christians are addicted to pornography, RAW STORY has learned. "The poll results indicate that 50% of all Christian men and 20% of all Christian women are addicted to pornography," said Clay Jones, founder and President of Second Glance Ministries. The group defines "addicted" as applied to pornography as use on an ongoing basis. "We are seeing an escalation to the problem in both men and women who regularly attend church," said Bill Cooper, President of ChristiaNet.com.

Breast Implants Save Lives

My Way News: "JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An Israeli woman's breast implants saved her life when she was wounded in a Hizbollah rocket attack during Israel's war with the Lebanese group, a hospital spokesman said Tuesday.

Doctors found shrapnel embedded in the silicone implants, just inches from the 24-year-old's heart.

'She was saved from death,' said a spokesman for Nahariya Hospital in northern Israel. The woman has been released from hospital."

Corrinna

S.C. Bakery Bible Study Featured 'Buns'

My Way News - S.C. Bakery Bible Study Featured 'Buns': "
BLUFFTON, S.C. (AP) - Customers in a bakery for a Bible study saw a different kind of buns Wednesday morning. A drunken teen came into the Atlanta Bread Co. shortly after it opened, used the bathroom in a storage closet, then walked out of the bakery naked, Bluffton Police Department spokesman Mike Creason said.

'He was sitting on the curb with no clothes on when the police showed up,' Creason said.

Julius Daukus, 17, of Columbia, was charged with indecent exposure, police said.

The teen had apparently been drinking while visiting some friends at a nearby home and wandered off, Creason said.

Daukus was confused when police arrived. 'He was calm, just sitting on the curb,' Creason said. 'He didn't know where he was.'

Employees at the store said the Bible study regulars just shook their heads at what happened."

Circumcised and hated it

Circumcised and hated it: "JFK was circumcised for 'tight foreskin problems' (that is, unnecessarily) at the age of 21 in the Mayo Clinic in February 1938 while he was a student at Harvard.
Although he wrote to his gay confidante and roommate K. LeMoyne ('Lem') Billings,
'... as for your rather unnatural interest in my becoming circumsized [sic], J.J. has never been in better shape or doing better service'

- JFK: Reckless Youth by Nigel Hamilton
this is put in context by a more detailed comment:
'When you're circumcised at a much later age like that, you think of it as a kind of castration, a threat to manhood, so you have to keep on proving 'IT' is o.k. by any means possible.'

- The Kennedys in Hollywood by Lawrence J. Quirk

...suggesting that if JFK had had a more foreskin-friendly doctor, Marilyn Monroe might now be a distinguished old character actress like Katherine Hepburn."

Valia

Petter Hegre Ulimate Nudes - Hegre Art - Excellence In Nudes

Mechanic in stiches

From the Sydney Morning Herald Australia comes this story of a
central west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have
their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to
carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car there in the
lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the
car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding
from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack
of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back
into place.

On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found
herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The
mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.

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A couple with their young son decided to spend a day at a nude
beach. After an hour in the sun, the father went for a walk while
the son played in the water.

After a while the boy came up to his mother and said,

"Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"

The mother said, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So the boy went back to play. Minutes later the boy returned and
said,

"Mommy, I saw men with willies a lot bigger than daddy's."

The mother said the same thing, "The bigger they are, the dumber
they are."

So the boy went back to play. Several minutes later the boy ran
back to his mother and said,

"Mommy, I just saw daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw,
and the more he talked, the dumber he got!"

Boobs on Bikes

Porn stars get green light for 'Boobs on Bikes' New Zealand parade.

Topless porn stars have been given permission to parade through the main street of New Zealand's biggest city on the grounds that they will not be breaking any nudity laws. About 30 porn stars are expected to take part in the "Boobs on Bikes" parade along Auckland's Queen Street later this month, the New Zealand Herald reported Tuesday. The parade, which will have an official police escort, is to promote an erotica expo.The Auckland City Council's events and promotions manager, Annabel Lush, noted the parade "may cause concern and offence to a number of people as the parade will include several topless women."

News Article Tuesday, August 8th 2006, 11:59am EDT

Obenberger Offers Legal Counsel During Internext Workshop.

Webmasters received free legal counsel from adult industry attorney Joe Obenberger during the lawyer’s Legal Orientation on Saturday afternoon. “The American Revolution has never existed on a piece of paper; it’s lived in the hearts and minds of the people,” he told the crowd at the start of the session. He then proceeded to walk the crowd through topics ranging from an explanation of the obscenity law, community standards, the Child Online Protection Act (COPA), child pornography, the 2257 regulations, what to do in the case of a 2257 inspection, and the types of punishment that adult webmasters could face if convicted of obscenity charges.

News Article Tuesday, August 8th 2006, 11:57am EDT

Woman finds burglar eyeing porn.

A 30-year-old New Orleans man was captured Sunday after a Carrollton homeowner walked in to find him watching pornography on the Internet, New Orleans police said. He's also suspected in a string of recent burglaries in the neighborhood, police said. Richard Barnes, who police said crawled through the doggy door of a home in the 1200 block of Lowerline Street, was caught Sunday by the home's owner after she returned from an afternoon outing, police said. The woman unlocked her front door, walked in and almost immediately encountered Barnes masturbating while online, police said. The frightened homeowner grabbed her oversized dog and bolted from the house.

News Article Tuesday, August 8th 2006, 11:55am EDT

Paris Hilton denies porn profit!

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton has denied the claims that she tried to cash in by releasing her infamous sex tape, One Night In Paris. The big socialite confesses that it was never idea to make the X-rated video with her ex Rick Solomon go public. "I never received a dime from it. It's just dirty money and he should give it all to some charity for the sexually abused or something," The Sun quoted the 25 year old, as telling GQ magazine.

News Article Tuesday, August 8th 2006, 11:46am EDT

Mobile internet is still a turn-off.

Most punters still find mobile internet usage to be a frustrating experience they'd rather avoid. Despite investment by operators in services such as i-mode and Vodafone Live, 73 per cent of respondents to a new survey said don't access the net from their mobile. Slow-loading pages (38 per cent) and navigation difficulties (27 per cent) were among the reasons cited why people would rather hook up to the net using a PC rather than a phone. A quarter (25 per cent of sites were unavailable to those with mobile phones. The survey of 1500 UK consumers, commissioned by hosting firm Hostway, also found that surfing habits varied depending on how people got online. People were content to browse using a PC than when accessing the net from a phone, where they often wanted to find a specific piece of information. Slightly more consumers would rather access maps (49 per cent) than read news and sport (47 per cent) from their phones.

Texas Outlaws Cleavage!

keyetv.com - Texas School District Bans Cleavage: "The new dress code reads, in part, “The display of cleavage is unacceptable. Low cut blouses, tops, sweaters, etc. with plunging necklines are not allowed.'"