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Strangely Erotic.

Kathy Outside

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Yay, we're winning!

Or at least not losing as bad.

KINGSBURG, Calif. A California radio station has turned its back on the Christian music, sermons and Bible stories it was broadcasting until about a week ago.
K-F-Y-E - F-M in Fresno now it calls itself "Porn Radio" and suggests that people under 21 not listen.

Songs with little in common except suggestive titles and lyrics fill the playlist, and tamer songs are heated up by adding recorded moans and groans.

The change, made after the station was sold this month, was met with groans of another kind.

Local radio personality Ed Beckman tells the Fresno Bee that it's a format that belongs on satellite radio rather than a broadcast station.

K-F-Y-E's new owner wouldn't say whether he plans to eventually adopt a more traditional format.

Old Joke

Bloke comes into the kitchen. Takes a frog out of
his pocket, sets it down in front of his wife.
Wife: "What's that?"
Bloke: "It's a cock-sucking frog."
Wife: "What do you expect me to do with that?"
Bloke: "Teach it to cook, and fuck off."

Naked Cow Dance

BBC NEWS | UK | Wales | Mid | Cattle shed naked dance inquiry: "A young woman's naked table-top dance in a cattle shed at the Royal Welsh Show has led to an official inquiry.

The Welsh Black Cattle Society (WBCS), whose patron is Prince Charles, will hold a special meeting after the 'show' was witnessed by 150 spectators.

It was during a late-night party to celebrate a Carmarthenshire abbatoir's new contract with Marks and Spencer.

But Enzo Sauro, owner of Cig Calon Cymru Cyf, based at Cross Hands, said he did not organise the 'act'.

Witnesses said the woman was hosed down during the performance with water normally used to wash and feed the cattle.

One witness, who did not want to be named, said security guards rushed to the scene late on Tuesday, but had difficulty grabbing the woman because the water had made her skin slippery.

Another said the woman's thong, discarded during the act, was returned to her on the end of a pitch fork used to muck out the cattle lines."

Nelly

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Vila

More pics of Vila here.

Tampon Shooter Blowgun

Tampon Shooter Blowgun: "Inspired by marshmallow shooters, this air-powered tampon gun turns your feminine hygiene products into high-flying projectiles. Have a shootout between rival tampon brands, or use it as a fun alternative to paintball. The tampon shooter has a range of 10 to 20 feet depending on your ammo and lung capacity. The matching bandolier lets you carry a full “clip” (i.e., box) of 20 tampons, so you’ll never be caught short in the heat of battle."

The girls at Carrie's school needed one of these. That would show that bitch. She would think twice about killing John Travolta next time.

The more you rub it

One day, when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed
someone had written the word "penis" in tiny letters. She turned
to the class, scanned the boys and girls, looking for the guilty
face. Finding not a guilty face in the bunch, she quickly erased
the blackboard and began her class.

The next day, the teacher went into the classroom and noticed, in
larger letters this time, the word "penis" on the blackboard.
Again, she looked around the classroom in vain for the culprit,
but found none. And so, the teacher erased the blackboard and
proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, the teacher went into the
classroom and found the same word written on the blackboard, each
day, written larger than the previous day.

Finally, one day, the teacher walked into the classroom expecting
to be greeted by the same word on the board. Instead, she found
scrawled on the blackboard:

"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"

Ginger

Ginger at Babelogger. <img src="http://www.sxxxy.org/17-12.jpg" />

Vampire Arrested

A man who prosecutors said lured underage girls he met on a vampire-related Internet site to cemeteries for sex pleaded not guilty to rape and sodomy charges.

Eric Fischer, 23, was ordered held on $350,000 bail after entering the plea Thursday on a 25-count indictment that included charges of rape, criminal sexual act and endangering the welfare of a child, according to the Suffolk County district attorney's office.

Prosecutors said he contacted his victims using a Gothic culture Web site and arranged to meet them in cemeteries on Long Island, east of New York City, prosecutors said.

Fischer was first arrested in March and an incident involving a 16-year-old girl he met on the Web site, police said. A month later, he was accused of luring someone he believed was a 13-year-old girl -- but who turned out to be a detective in the Suffolk police computer crimes squad.

Suffolk Assistant District Attorney Julie Walsh said a further investigation uncovered five other potential victims, ranging in age from 14 to 16.

Fischer's attorney, John Ammerman, declined to comment.

Boobies.....

Pamela

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Garage door remote triggers man's erection | The Register

Garage door remote triggers man's erection | The Register: "An anonymous Merseyside man who had an implant to 'help with erection problems' has found he becomes uncontrollably aroused every time his neighbour pulls up in his 4X4, the Scottish Daily Record reports.

The spontaneous hardening is due not to a Liverpudlian all-terrain fetish, but rather to the car owner's garage door remote which, well, here's a transcript of the conversation the poor chap had with BBC Radio Merseyside host Roger Phillips when he rather splendidly chose to share his woes with the world:"

Or maybe SUV's just give him an erection.

Gay Games

Gay Games VII officially began last Saturday first with a Rainbow Memorial Run, and then the Opening Ceremony at Soldier Field. Above, after nearly 12,000 athletes from around the world paraded into the stadium, they held up rainbow-colored lights to create a large rainbow flag. Photo by John Faier. Erasure’s Andy Bell and Megan Mullally.

Blowing Chunks

A man is walking around New York with his wife. They find a
perfume shop, the wife goes in, and he waits outside.

A hooker comes along and says to him,

"Like to come home with me, buddy? "

"For how much?" asks the man.

"One hundred dollars," the hooker answers.

"I'll give you five bucks," he replies.

The hooker swears at him and walks away. A little later, the
man's wife comes out of the shop and they continue their walk. As
they round the corner, there stands the same hooker. She takes
one look at the man and his wife and says,

"HA! see what you get for five bucks?"

-------------------------------------------

Guy goes into a bar and sits down.

"What'll you have?" asks the bartender.

"Gimmee a beer," replies the guy.

The bartender asks, "What kind of beer?"

The guy says, "Oh any kind, so long as it's not a Budweiser."

So the barkeep pours him a Miller and says, "What do you have
against Budweiser?"

"Oh man," groans the guy, "I drank twenty three Budweisers last
night, went home, and blew chunks."

The bartender says, "Listen pal, you drink twenty three of any
beer and you're gonna blow chunks."

The guy says, "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog!"

Mai

Her name is Mai.

I was a teenage sex slave for the parks department

Accused of making teen girl his sex slave on SI
New York Daily News - New York,NY,USA
A National Park Service employee lured a 13-year-old girl to his Staten Island apartment, raped her and then made her a sex toy for up to 10 other men ...

Disabled mom avoids jail after sex act with son
StarPhoenix - Saskatoon,Saskatchewan,Canada
EDMONTON -- An Edmonton mother who performed sex acts with her six-year-old son to satisfy a master she met in a bondage chat room on the Internet has avoided ...

Missing 14-year-old girl is victim of sex attack
Scotsman - United Kingdom
A 14-YEAR-OLD schoolgirl fell prey to a sex attacker in a city centre after being reported missing by her family. The teenager was ...

Sex acts recounted at Detroit man's hearing
Detroit Free Press - United States
BY CECIL ANGEL. At times, Justin Berry struggled with tears and anger Friday as he spoke about being drawn into a life of Internet ...

Sex and the Garden
Canada.com - Hamilton,Ontario,Canada
... sexy one.". Aldona Satterthwaite, editor of Canadian Gardening, says sex appeal comes down to texture, style and fragrance. "It's ...

More Prezza sex allegations that may only be groping in the dark
Times Online - UK
... Now, in a 50-paragraph writ that claims he has damaged her reputation, she says he demanded sex in exchange for a dossier that could make her name as a ...

Single-Sex Hysteria
CBS News - USA
Some parents want their kids taught in single-sex classrooms. They believe ... needs. Single-sex educational options have always existed. Private ...

Somerset teacher arrested for sex with student
Dailyrecord.com - Parsippany,NJ,USA
... The victim, who was one of Canata's history students, went to authorities Thursday and told them she'd had sex with Canata a number of times during the school ...

Tears as student-sex teacher gets more jail
The Age - Melbourne,Victoria,Australia
Pamela Rogers is escorted into court where a clinical psychologist described her as a sex addict. ... A clinical psychologist said she was a sex addict. ...

Rising concern over increasing numbers on Sex Offenders Register
Unison.ie - Bray,Ireland
Concern is being raised about the sharp rise in the number of people on the Sex Offenders Register. In the past three years, the ...

Domestic porn flicks flooding Pak markets
Newindpress (subscription) - Chennai,India
LAHORE: Domestic porn flicks are flooding markets across Pakistan, and this has led the Federal Investigation Agency (FIA) to crackdown on domestic pornography ...

Porn shop employee stabbed
Daily Telegraph - Sydney,New South Wales,Australia
A FEMALE adult shop employee has been stabbed with a syringe after going outside to investigate a disturbance, police have said. ...

China shuts down Falun Gong, porn and pirate publishers
China Daily - China
BEIJING, July 14 -- Chinese authorities have closed dozens of illegal producers of Falun Gong material or pornographic and pirate DVDs, the National Anti ...

Students buying porn videos for handphones
Electric New Paper - Singapore,Singapore
... police source. The police arrested a 23-year-old shop assistant and seized a computer containing hundreds of porn clips. Initial ...

Dwarf Crotch

A little dwarf lady goes into her doctor's office complaining of
an irritated crotch. After an examination the doctor sighs,

"I don't seem to see any problem. Does it get better or worse at
any time?"

"Yeah, its really bad whenever it rains." she replies.

"Well, then," says the Doc, "Next time it rains, get in here at
once, and we'll take another look at it."

Two weeks later it's raining really hard, and the little lady
shows up at the doctor's office.

"Doctor, it's really bad today. Please, you have to help me!!"

"Well, let's have a look," he says as he lifts her up onto the
table.

"Oh, yes, I think I see the problem. Nurse, bring me a surgical
kit. Don't worry ma'am this won't hurt a bit."

The dwarf lady closes her eyes in painful anticipation. The
doctor begins snipping away and finishes a few minutes later.

"There you go, ma'am, try that."

She walks back and forth around the office and exclaims,

"That's great, Doc, what did you do?!"

To which the doctor replied,

"I just took a couple of inches off the top of your rain boots."

Black Testicles

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an
oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated
from a difficult four hour surgical procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge
bath.

Nurse", she hears him mumble from behind the mask.
"Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir.
I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask,a nd again she hears,
"Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about
his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds
his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other,
lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing
wrong with them, Sir!!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says
very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful.
I do like the way you think, but first, listen very, very
closely...
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

Metaphysical Porn

>> Japanese madness overflows at Fantasia with metaphysical porn ...
Montreal Mirror - Montreal,Quebec,Canada
Take The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai, in which young director Mitsuru Meike takes the softcore Japanese porn or "pinku eiga" genre on a hysterically ...

ACLU Fights For Prisoners To Have Porn
Stop the ACLU - New Cumberland,PA,USA
Two inmates are suing the Indiana Department of Correction to overturn a new policy that bars magazines and other printed materials that depict nudity or ...

BARBRA'S PORN PAST?
GCN - Dublin,Ireland
Reports are clogging the web about a movie that Barbra Striesand made before she became famous, in which she bared all and entertained all round. ...

Cardinal Pell commends Australian government for anti-porn efforts
Indian Catholic - New Delhi,India
... male population in the UK (9 million) logged onto sex websites last year, four times as many as in 2000; 1.4 million women downloaded Internet porn in that time ...

Porn victims urged to report matter to relevant agencies
Stabroek News - Georgetown,Guyana
Girls who may have been forced into pornography are being urged to come forward and report their experience to the police or the Ministry of Human Services & ...

Proposed laws take aim at porn in Israel
Middle East Times - Cairo,Egypt
JERUSALEM -- Lawmakers from Israel's ultra-Orthodox Shas party have proposed two laws restricting access to Internet pornography, it was reported on Wednesday. ...

Internet domain snafus: corporate minefields
ZDNet - USA
... or One2One: Which is fun?" I point out that Dell has used phraseology to brand its blog which matches the brand name, and direct URL, of an online porn site: ...

Porn Shop Burglary
WHNS - USA
Police are on the hunt for someone who broke into an adult themed store and stole a unique item. It all happened at Victoria Steele's ...

Filtering porn on library computers to be determined by committee
Arizona Daily Star - Tucson,AZ,USA
By Erica Meltzer. A decision on whether to filter pornography from all public library computers has been sent to a yet-to-be created ...

Former Police Officer Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Teen
10News.com - San Diego,CA,USA
... before Superior Court Judge George W. Clarke, the defendant -- who is out of custody on $290,000 bail -- pleaded guilty to four counts of having sex with a ...

No sex, please
Mumbai Mirror - India
Saucy hotel heiress Paris Hilton has put herself on a one-year sex ban. The socialite thinks that steering clear of all sexual activity ...

Man, 80, convicted in sex-for-drugs case
United Press International - USA
PITTSBURGH, July 13 (UPI) -- An 80-year-old Pittsburgh man has been convicted of trading crack cocaine for sex from prostitutes in his home. ...

Lapus undecided on sex lessons
Manila Standard Today - Philippines
Newly appointed Education Secretary Jesli Lapus says he is keeping his options open on the issue of teaching sex to high school students. ...

Helena woman allegedly tried to blackmail sex partner
KXLF-TV - Butte,MT,USA
... Court records show the 18-year-old man complained to police that he and Morton had consensual sex in April and that three days later, she told him she was ...

FDA Warns Consumers About Illegal Sex Drugs
FOX News - USA
By Miranda Hitti. The FDA has warned consumers not to purchase or consume seven products that are promoted and sold on web sites ...

Kate Hudson says men love sex
radiosargam.com - Mumbai,India
In a recent interview, the actress says "Men like sex. ... It doesn't matter. Sex is sex is sex is sex no matter which way you like it. ...

Councilmen propose limits on housing for sex offenders
Boston Globe - United States
BRIDGEPORT, Conn. --Two city council members are proposing that Bridgeport place restrictions on where registered sex offenders could live. ...

UU graduate lends help to child victims of sex trade
Belfast Telegraph - United Kingdom
By Ruairi McLaren. A Derry academic is at the front line of aid for the child victims of South East Asia's horrifying sex trade. ...

Vote on Same-Sex Marriage Is Delayed in Massachusetts
New York Times - United States
... Wednesday postponed until after Election Day what promises to be an impassioned debate and vote on a constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage, which ...

Coach faces sex-related charges
Toronto Star - Ontario, Canada
A gymnastics coach who taught at several Toronto-area clubs over the past 10 years faces sex-related charges after an undercover investigation by police. ...

It's a gimmie

These three guys (two younger and one older) always go golfing
together every Sunday morning. They're just about to get up on
the tee when the club pro walks up and tells them that there's a
woman who is golfing by herself and he asks if they would mind if
she played along with them. They thought about it and
reluctantly said "Sure, no problem."

They were hoping the woman wouldn't slow up their game but once
they start playing they soon realize that she is a hell of a
golfer. Better, in fact, than each of them. Not only that, she's
extremely attractive as well.

They get to the 18th tee and she is one under par. They are all
on the green and she has a 20 footer for par. She tells the three
men,

"You guys have been gentlemen through the whole round by letting
me play and not giving me a hard time because I'm the only woman.
This is the first time I'll ever break par and to show my
appreciation, whichever one of you can show me the right line to
make this putt, I'll give you a blow job."

The first young guy looks real hard and says, "I think it's left
edge."

The second young guy looks even harder and says, "No, I think
it's right edge."

The older guy walks over and picks up the ball, tosses it to the
woman and says, "It's a gimmie."

Amanda from Nubiles Movies

Tampon Bandit on the loose

Expatica's Dutch news in English: Police investigate 'tampon maniac' in Groningen: "AMSTERDAM — Police in the Northern Dutch city of Groningen are investigating a man who rummages though rubbish bags in search of used tampons and sanitary towels.

The 40-year-old local man is particularly interested in tampons used by students and young women, a police spokesperson said on Tuesday.

The fetishist has been active for at least the last six months and has been regularly spotted searching through garbage outside student dorms. It is not known what he does with the items he collects.

He has left letters for several of his 'victims'. Citing the interests of the investigation, the police spokesperson refused to disclose the contents of the
letters, but said they included a play on words.

Only one female student has lodged a criminal complaint so far, but it is expected that two others will come forward shortly. Police hope to be in a position to detain the man shortly for harassment and threatening behaviour. Opening and rummaging through other people's garbage only carries a fine."

Porn in Israel

HUDSON HAS NO PROBLEM WITH PORN
Contactmusic.com - Burley in Wharfdale,Ilkley,UK
ALMOST FAMOUS star KATE HUDSON doesn't feel threatened by her husband CHRIS ROBINSON watching pornographic movies and even encourages it. ...

Sky News in soft porn pic outrage
Register - London,England,UK
Those parents among you who worry about how to protect your little ones from the seedier side of the internet will be shocked to learn that in future you may ...

Pervy posties porn rap
The Sun - UK
Of these, 44,839 were porn pages, 458 violent and 286 racist and hate-related. An insider said: "It is no wonder Royal Mail is ...

WORLD: Porn from video-sharing
Asia Pacific Media Network - Los Angeles,CA,USA
San Jose, California --- Popular video-sharing websites that are supposedly safe for children are themselves the source of nudity and violence, say parents. ...

Proposed laws take aim at porn in Israel
United Press International - USA
JERUSALEM, July 12 (UPI) -- Lawmakers from Israel's ultra-Orthodox Shas party have proposed two laws restricting access to Internet pornography, it was ...

Anberlin: Edgefest II Participants Not Named After Porn Star
Chart Attack - Canada
... They spell it AmberLynn. Amber Lynn, I guess, was a porn star in the '70s and we had no clue when we came up with the name. A lot ...

UK Postal employees access porn sites 2,135 times a day at work
Newindpress (subscription) - Chennai,India
LONDON: Brit postal employees try to pep up their humdrum job by accessing porn sites 2,135 times a day at work. A secret survey ...

Porn gets dedicated browser
Pocket-lint.co.uk - UK
12 July 2006 - An internet browser aimed at those who surf for porn on the internet has been launched this week. Heatseek is a pornography ...

7.12.2006 round up

Donna Hanover Becomes Online 'Love & Sex Coach'
FOX News - USA
Now, Hanover, an actor and television personality, is putting that experience to use as an AOL Love & Sex Coach. — Is it OK to ...

Massachusetts lawmakers weigh constitutional same-sex marriage ban
The Advocate - Los Angeles,CA,USA
Massachusetts lawmakers gathered Wednesday to weigh a series of proposed constitutional amendments, including one that would ban same-sex marriage in the only ...

Report: Same-sex marriage ban vote likely to be delayed
Lowell Sun - Lowell,MA,USA
BOSTON -- A vote to ban same-sex marriage likely will not take place today, and could be delayed as late as November, after the general election. ...

Pa. Man, 80, Admits Dealing Crack for Sex
Washington Post - United States
PITTSBURGH -- An 80-year-old man acknowledged Wednesday that he dealt drugs at his house in return for sex with prostitutes. Felix ...

Let's talk about sex: Readers respond with fears
Newsweek - USA
... I loved sex, but it is gone. Do you want to live or is sex more important? ... I thought that because I couldn't have sex whenever, my wife would leave me. ... ...

Sheridan sex orgy claims 'a joke'
BBC News - UK
A woman who claimed she saw former Scottish Socialist Party leader Tommy Sheridan having sex with a prostitute has denied she made up the story. ...

Australian man gets jail time for soliciting teen sex online
The Free Lance-Star - Fredericksburg,VA,USA
... Stafford Circuit Court. McKay pleaded guilty to one felony count of using a computer to solicit sex with a minor. He testified that ...

Ban expected on choosing sex of baby
Scotsman - United Kingdom
PARENTS will be banned from selecting the sex of their babies for non-medical reasons as part of government plans for a shake-up of embryology regulation. ...

Man in court on five sex charges
Toronto Star - Ontario, Canada
... June. It aims to rescue child prostitutes, protect sex-trade workers and target the people who commit crimes against them. Police ...

Pre-marital sex among RP youths on the rise: study
Sun.Star - Philippines
THE gap between adolescent Filipino females and their male counterparts practicing pre-marital sex (PMS) is becoming narrow, a study conducted by the ...

J&K sex scam: HC fixes July 14 for next hearing
Hindustan Times - India
Jammu and Kashmir High Court, monitoring the CBI investigation into the sex racket in Srinagar, on Wednesday listed the case for hearing on July 14. ...

Francesca

Woman Poisons Husband, Buys Fake Breasts

A woman accused of poisoning her Marine husband and using money from his life insurance policy to get her breasts enlarged was a chronic overspender who refused to live within a family budget, witnesses testified Monday.

Cynthia Sommer, 32, pleaded not guilty in March to charges of murdering Sgt. Todd Sommer, 23, in February 2002 for financial gain.