Naked Cop

UNARMED AND DANGEROUS: Off-duty Edison, N.J., police officer Ioannis
Mpletsakis, 26, was driving home after swimming at a friend's house. To
avoid getting the seat of his BMW wet, he took off his swim shorts.
Then he got into an accident, and his shorts ended up wedged under his
crumpled dash board. With a crowd gathering, Mpletsakis feared if he
got out of his car he could be charged with public lewdness, so he
drove off instead. A fellow officer found him hiding in some bushes and
took him home to get dressed. Municipal Court Judge John Leonard, who
called it "the most singular and most bizarre hit-and-run case since
Henry Ford built his first car," scolded Mpletsakis for leaving the
accident, but dismissed hit-and-run charges because he returned after
he got his clothes on. He was convicted, however, of hindering his
apprehension and faces being fired from his police job. (Edison
Sentinel) ...Which is exactly what he was apprehensive about.

Castro's niece behind revolution in sexual politics

CNN.com - Castro's niece behind revolution in sexual politics - Jun 29, 2006: "HAVANA, Cuba (Reuters) -- Mariela Castro is leading a Cuban revolution less well-known than her Uncle Fidel's -- one in favor of sexual tolerance within the island's macho society.

Castro, 43, is leading the charge from her government-funded National Center for Sex Education, based in an old Havana mansion.

As director of the group, she promoted a soap opera that scandalized many Cubans in March by sympathetically depicting bisexuality. The controversial show depicted, among other story lines, the life of a construction worker who leaves his wife and children for the man next door.

Now President Castro's niece is pushing for passage of a law that would give transsexuals free sex-change operations and hormonal therapy in addition to granting them new identification documents with their changed gender."

Dita Von Teese bi-sex symbol

LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Dita Von Teese loves being a sex symbol - for both men and women.

The burlesque performer says she loves earning money by flaunting her body - and is thrilled that ladies as well as men buy tickets to see her dance and log on to her website.

She said: "Some people say what I do isn't very liberating. I say it's pretty liberating to get $20,000 for 10 minutes work.

"And as many women as men come to my shows. When I started my website in 1993, it was geared towards men. Now it has more female visitors - not necessarily lesbians, just young women interested in my style."

Dita, 33, who is married to rock star Marilyn Manson, thinks women are interested in her because they want tips on how they can become sexier to please their partners.

She added to Britain's The Times newspaper: "Most women want to be sex symbols, even if they don't admit it. Imagine being considered not for your mind but for how you look. Sort of fun, don't you think?"

Transvestite gange terrorizes New Orleans

New Orleans CityBusiness -- The Business Newspaper of Metropolitan New Orleans: "The transvestites first appeared in March when they raided Magazine Street like a marauding army of kleptomaniacal showgirls, said Davis, using clockwork precision and brute force to satisfy high-end boutique needs.

They first hit Vegas March 31 while Ogle was working.

“They come in groups of three or four. One tries to distract you while the others get the stuff and run out the door. It’s very simple,” Ogle said.

Next door at Winky’s, Bonga heard people screaming inside Vegas, then saw a blur of cheap wigs and masculine legs in designer shoes streak past her door.

“All of a sudden our UPS guy dove out of the store and tried to tackle them and there’s little Eric from next door on the sidewalk with a bunch of stuff he managed to grab from one of the guys,” Bonga said. “The other two guys took off down the street and jumped into a car driven by a real girl.”

Ogle gave police a description of the perpetrators — African-American males ranging in height from 6 feet to 6-5. They all wore the same midriff shirts and wigs with twisted, dreadnaught hair.

“They’re all very skinny and very flamboyant,” Ogle said."

Lightbulb in Anus

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.


Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

Who wants bigger breasts?

The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts.
I intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed
to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry,
so I complained to the butcher lady.

"Don't worry," she said, "I'll pack some more trays and have
them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher's voice boom
over the public-address system: "Will the gentleman who
wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the
store."
-------------------------


A lady picked up several items at a discount store.
When she finally got up to the check-out,
she learned that one of her items had no price tag.
Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got
on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to
hear,"PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN,
TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE."
That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of
the store apparently misunderstood the word
"Tampax" for "THUMBTACKS."
In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over
the intercom.
"DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH
YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN
WITH A HAMMER?"

Have you paid the tax on your hos?

Republican Sen. Charles Grassley of Iowa is hoping to stamp out the sex trade by taxing pimps and prostitutes, then jailing them when they don't pay. The Senate Finance Committee is expected to vote Wednesday morning on the pimp tax. The bill also calls for more jail time for sex workers. If passed, the provision will authorize at least $2 million toward the establishment of an office in the Internal Revenue Service Criminal Investigation unit to prosecute unlawful sex workers for violations of tax laws.

Tax and spend! Tax and spend! Them republilcans always thinking of new taxes.

Muslim Gays Seek Lesbians For Wives

Muslim Gays Seek Lesbians For Wives: "

On a Web site for gay South Asians, 27-year-old Syed Mansoor uploaded the following message last summer:

"Hi, I am looking for a lesbian girl for marriage. I am gay but I would like to get married because of pressure from parents and society. I would like this marriage to be a 'normal' marriage except for the sex part, please don't expect any sexual relationship from me.

'Being an Indian gay person, I believe it is so much worth it to give up sex and have a nice otherwise normal family. We can be good friends and don't have to repent all our life for being gay/lesbian.'

Across the globe and especially in America, hundreds of other gay Muslims have started to pursue marriages of convenience--or MOC, as they are known-- in which gay Muslims seek out lesbian Muslims, and vice versa, for appearances' sake."

Just invented, the porn surfing robot

Computerworld > Security vendor warns of porn-clicking browser: "

Security vendor warns of porn-clicking browser
News
Panda Software is warning that the free Browsezilla browser secretly visits porn sites
By Robert McMillan, San Francisco | Tuesday, 27 June, 2006

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A free Web browser that bills itself as a tool for privacy protection is, in fact, a click-fraud engine for pornographic websites, security vendor Panda Software warns.

Browsezilla, whose name and Lizard-like mascot are reminiscent of the open-source Mozilla browser products, claims to help surfers cover their tracks when visiting pornographic sites. It does not use browser history or save data to a cache, and it allows users to save their bookmarks on a remote server, according to the product's website.

However, Browsezilla also secretly installs adware that boosts the page view counts on certain pornographic websites, says JJ Schoch, director of marketing at Panda. 'It's being used deceptively to get more hits on their site,' Schoch says. 'This adware opens a series of adult web pages, although they are not visible to the user.'"

Damned Revenooers

A third suspect was arrested Monday in a multimillion-dollar Internet pornography operation that authorities say was based in Pensacola. Andrew Kevin Craft, 38, identified by investigators as the general manager of the Web site on which locally produced films were shown, was taken into custody at his home in the 6500 block of Memphis Avenue in Pensacola. Like the two suspects arrested Friday, Craft was booked on a charge of racketeering -- conducting a criminal enterprise by engaging in prostitution and the manufacture and sale of obscene material. Escambia County Sheriff Ron McNesby and State Attorney Bill Eddins on Saturday announced a months-long investigation into Global Technology Productions, which did business as Ray Guhn Productions. The business revolved around a Web site with some 5,000 subscribers who could view films featuring group sex for $30 a month, according to an affidavit. The films were made at several homes in Pensacola and Pace, at five hotels in Escambia County, along Interstate 10 and Interstate 110, in wooded areas and in other public places, said Assistant State Attorney Russ Edgar, who led the investigation. Edgar estimated that about 100 local men and women participated in the films. He would not identify any of those people or say how the film- makers located them. The two men arrested Friday were: Web site owner Clinton Raymond McCowen, 45, also known as Ray Guhn, who resides in the 1900 block of Rue La Fontaine in Navarre. Producer and Web site technician Kevin Patrick Stevens, 36, of the 9700 block of Fowler Avenue in Pensacola. The affidavit says a confidential informant told investigators that Craft solicited her to make movies for Ray Guhn Productions. In addition, the affidavit says the informant also said she was paid to have sex with Craft, McCowen and another associate during "private parties'' at which they would determine whether women would be good performers.The informant reported making as much as $1,000 for a movie. Another confidential source told investigators that Craft, known to her as Jim, was responsible for recruiting models, finding locations for shoots, making the movies and paying the models, the affidavit says. Craft was in the Escambia County Jail on Monday evening under $75,000 bond. McCowen and Stevens bonded out Saturday. Edgar said more arrests are expected in "the next several days or several weeks.'

Jesus Loves Porn, It's a Fact

local6.com - News - Bibles Are Hot Item At Porn Show: "LOS ANGELES -- One of the hottest items at the weekend's Erotica pornography show was a Bible with a cover that said 'Jesus Loves Porn Stars.'

The Rev. J.R. Mahon of the Web site www.xxxchurch.com said his anti-porn ministry handed out its entire stock of 3,300 Bibles on the first day of the three-day show.

Mahon acknowledges that convention-goers did a double-take when they saw his ministry's booth and Bibles with the unusual covers. He said that gave him a chance to tell people in the porn business that Jesus loves them and offers an escape and a fresh start to those who want out.

Mahon says the 'Jesus Loves Porn Star' Bibles were printed by NavPress after the American Bible Society decided it couldn't fill the order."

Wendy a Lost Girl?

LONDON - A London hospital that holds the copyright to “Peter Pan” has questioned the appropriateness of a series of books that portrays the character Wendy exploring her sexuality.

The “Lost Girls” books, by graphic novelist Alan Moore, are about three world-famous characters: Wendy, Dorothy from “The Wizard of Oz” and Alice from “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.” The characters meet one another and have sexual adventures. Wendy not only engages in erotic trysts but also encounters pedophiles.

Moore wrote three separate “Lost Girls” novels in 1995, 1996 and 2005, all featuring Wendy, and some were published by the small U.S. company Kitchen Sink Press. They include drawings by artist Melinda Gebbie of sexual acts that could be considered pornographic, and some of the books were sold in England with an “adults only” warning on their jackets.

World Cup E-Cards

400,000 for a 10 year hardon

Man with 10-year erection awarded $400,000

Malfunctioning penile implant is painful and can't be removed

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Two years before Viagra hit the pharmacy shelves,
Charles Lennon got a penile implant to overcome his impotence.

But he’s regretted it ever since, because the steel and plastic device
never worked right. While it was supposed to allow him to position his
penis up for sex, then down the rest of the time, he’s been unable to
lower it.

Lennon’s ten-year erection has now won him a 400-thousand-dollar
judgment against the company that made the implant.

The 68-year-old Rhode Island man says it’s embarrassing, and it’s led
him to become a recluse. He’s in pain and is uncomfortable being around
his grandchildren. And because of other health problems he can’t get
the device removed.

The maker, which went bankrupt, declined comment.

Audrey Tatou Nip Slip

Retarded Guy Ripped Off By Hooker

A La Crosse man was cited for soliciting a prostitute after he called police dispatch and demanded his money be refunded when the woman did not perform a sexual service.

Leslie Beach, 36, of 526 S. 16th St., Apt. 3, was fined $159 for the solicitation, according to La Crosse police reports. Beach told responding officers that he had a learning disability and that a woman named Victoria had taken advantage of him. He told police that Victoria said she would have intercourse with him for $40, reports said.

Beach asked Victoria for his money back after the two did not have intercourse, reports said. She refused to refund the money but told him she would spend the night at his apartment. She later left, and Beach called police.

Beach did not know Victoria’s last name or contact information, but said he would call police if she returns, according to the report.

Police Lt. Bob Berndt said he does not remember the last time police issued a ticket for prostitution solicitation in the city.

Well, it's a damn contract, isn't it? Shouldn't you be able to enforce it in a court of law?

It's the most wonderful time of the year

Yes, that's right, it's beach volleyball season. Here's our little champ, Misty May Treanor.

Pro-Choice Chicks

Kate Pierson from the B-52's, Crystal Waters, Kim Gordon, several others...in a pro-choice ad from the early 90's that never saw the light of day.

Squids have group sex

2Spare - 10 Craziest animal behavior: "Squids are a large, diverse group of marine cephalopods. They begin mating with a circling nuptial dance, revolving around across a `spawning bed' (200 metres, in diameter). At daybreak, they begin having sex and continue all day long --they only take a break so the female can drive down and deposit eggs. When she returns to the circle, the two go at it again. As twilight falls, the pair go offshore to eat and rest. At the first sign of sunlight, they return to their spot and do it all over again."

Great Condom Reef

Time to Go Biodegradeable?: "Sydney, Australia--Oceanographic scientists say they have discovered a vast, floating 'reef' of the world's disposed condoms in the middle of the South Pacific, about halfway between Tahiti and Antarctica. The phenomenal mass is almost two miles long, an eighth of a mile wide, and in places up to 60 feet deep, the oceanographers say.

Mason Froule, Australian marine biologist at his country's Oceanographic Laboratory Outpost on Macquarie Island, South Pacific, said the bizarre accumulation is explained by a scientific term called 'like aggregation'-- that is, the massing of similar objects over short or longer periods of time due to wind or ocean currents, magnetic fields, buoyancy and other conditions.

'It's fairly common in the world's oceans,' he said: natural events such as red tides, for example, are instances of 'like aggregation.'

'People with pets that shed lots of hair can see it in their own homes,' Froule added. 'The dog sheds everywhere in the room, but after falling out, the fur soon collects in a few clumps and masses.'"

Sex toys that show your team spirit

Sex toys that show your team spirit - Sexploration - MSNBC.com: "It seems the German sex shop chain, Beate Uhse came out with Ollie K and Michael B vibrators and a David B dildo. To anyone who knows soccer, it appeared as if stars Oliver Khan, Michael Ballack and David Beckham had lent their names to a line of sex toys.

They hadn’t. After a minor blitz of publicity and a threat of a lawsuit, Beate Uhse dropped the names."

Won't Get Fooled Again

LONDON -- Famed rocker Pete Townshend has come under fire for writing an erotic short story about two 16-year-olds and publishing it on the internet.



The 61-year-old guitarist with the Who was warned the move was inappropriate, especially as he is on the sex offenders' register after being cautioned for child pornography offences three years ago.

Townshend removed the story overnight, telling readers that it had "upset certain people".

Called The Comedian, it includes a description of a sex act between a boy and a girl, both 16.

It also graphically describes the girl's breasts.

Townshend's name was one of 7000 passed to Scotland Yard by the FBI as part of Operation Ore -- an investigation into child pornography sites on the internet -- in January 2003.

He was arrested and questioned.

Townshend issued a vehement denial that he was a pedophile, saying he only looked at a site as research for an anti-child pornography campaign and for his autobiography.

Top Lesbian Vacation Spots

Top Lesbian Vacation Spots

Provincetown, MA.
San Francisco (duh)
Las Vegas
Palm Springs
Seattle
New York
Key West (another duh)
Portland Oregon
Dallas
Montreal...all the attitude of going to France, with none of the scenery.

Reasons why you shouldn't hang yourself from the sprinkler during sex

Romantic adventure leaves motel all wet: "GALVESTOn — A man and a woman were in jail Saturday on charges that their romantic adventure flooded several rooms at an island motel.

According to a police report, officers were called to the Comfort Inn in the 100 block of Seawall Boulevard just before 11 p.m. Friday. Officers said the hotel’s sprinkler system had broken, flooding at least eight rooms and causing an estimated $15,000 in damage.

Police said a search of the room with the broken pipe turned up drug paraphernalia and a number of sex toys.

“At first, they both denied knowing anything about the damage, but they couldn’t get around the fact that their room was filled with sex toys,” said Bret Griffin, an assistant district attorney.

Griffin said the couple eventually admitted tying a rope around the man’s neck and attaching it to the sprinkler system.

“They thought the pipe would support the man’s weight,” Griffin said. “That proved to be wrong.”

The 45-year-old Arcadia man was held on $3,500 bond Saturday afternoon on charges of criminal mischief and possession of marijuana. His companion, a 35-year-old Santa Fe woman, was held on $2,000 bond on a charge of criminal mischief."

Pentagon Says Gay People are Retarded

Pentagon Lists Homosexuality As Disorder: "WASHINGTON -- A Pentagon document classifies homosexuality as a mental disorder, decades after mental health experts abandoned that position.

The document outlines retirement or other discharge policies for service members with physical disabilities, and in a section on defects lists homosexuality alongside mental retardation and personality disorders."

Or maybe they mean retards are gay. Whatever. Let this be a lesson to you, don't join the fucking army.

New blog

I've started a new blog, Hate On. Because I hate lots of things, and I'm really good at it. It's full of celebrity gossip where I never have anything good to say about anyone.

PORN AND PREPPIES DON'T MIX By RICHARD JOHNSON with PAULA FROELICH and CHRIS WILSON - New York Post Online Edition: Gossip

PORN AND PREPPIES DON'T MIX By RICHARD JOHNSON with PAULA FROELICH and CHRIS WILSON - New York Post Online Edition: Gossip: "June 20, 2006 -- MADISON Avenue preppie-duds boutique owner Andrew Parker has broken up with his porn star girlfriend Heather Pink - jeopardizing the release of 'Trust Fund Sluts,' an X-rated flick based on the fictionalized love lives of real Manhattan socialites.

Pink tells Page Six that Parker dumped her on Memorial Day after his mother learned that Parker had been financing the production of 'Trust Fund Sluts' on his credit card, which Pink says Parker's mom pays for.

'He told me, 'My mother knows everything and she's going to cut me off. I can't be around your type of people,' ' Pink told us.

The buxom blonde added that Parker allowed her back into the Upper East Side apartment they shared last week - and then had building security escort her out before she was finished packing her things. Pink further claimed that Parker is keeping their miniature Doberman pinscher, also named Parker, and is threatening to give it away to a friend."

Some Sad News

Asia Carrera's husband died in a car crash. She has a child with him and is 8 months pregnant with another one.

Asia Carrera Bulletin

Man Love for the W

Hullabaloo: "Perhaps someone can explain to me the strange male attraction to George W. Bush. I have never encountered anything quite like it. From day one, DC nerds like Klein have had massive man-crushes on Junior, describing him as 'loose-hipped' and 'swaggering' and showing all manner of strange obsession with his masculine body language. Klein seems to barely be able to contain his squeal as he writes about Bush’s 'strut' and his 'full jaunty' (which sounds suspiciously like 'full monty' — giving full rise, as it were, to speculation about what Klein was thinking about when he came up with it.) But, can someone please tell me what in the hell he’s talking about when says that Bush was 'downright frothy?' What in god’s name was Klein doing while he wrote this column? (Don’t go there…)"

Anne Hathaway Nip Slips

Ok, you can only sort of see the pink outline, so use your imagination.

Queen Get's Her Knickers in a Wad

The Brit's are always getting upset about this stuff. Maybe it's not an accident. People in politics always seem to love the gays.

People.co.uk - News - EXCLUSIVE: QUEEN'S PORN GUARD IN HIS BARE SKIN: "EXCLUSIVE: New shame for top regiment Prince Wills will join Squaddie strips in kinky sex movies
By Daniel Jones

A GUARDSMAN who paraded for the Queen at yesterday's Trooping the Colour has a sleazy sideline as a PORN STAR, The People can reveal.

Kinky Wayne Evans romps with two girls in his latest sick flick Foot Fetish and claims to be one of Britain's top ten male porn 'actors'.

The shameless NCO was also happy to parade for us at a faked audition - donning a Guards-style bearskin and red tunic before exposing himself by prancing around with his trousers around his ankles.

He admitted he could be sacked if his Army bosses found out -but joked: "Which officer is going to say he was watching porn and I was in it?""

Ha! The guy is funny, too.

Microsoft Invents the Hookerbot!

Despite having announced his retirement from Microsoft Bill Gates has instead made a move to monopolize sex workers in India by having them implanted with RFID chips.

BANGALORE: Under a project facilitated by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, about 500 sex workers in Mysore own chip-embedded smart cards, which when presented during transactions help them get discounts at select shops and hotels and earn them loyalty points that can be redeemed for discounts on later purchases. The shopping basket can include provisions, food at restaurants and clothes.

But the card serves another purpose. It has the medical record of the sex worker, who has to compulsorily get his or her health check up at a clinic once in three months. The card becomes inactive if the holder fails to do this. The sex workers will be checked for sexually transmitted diseases (STD) and treatment provided if necessary.

Beta testers are reporting that the hookerbots are prone to crashing during sex.

Sugar Factory

This chick takes naked pics of herself in factories, subways and sewers.

Sex In Christ

Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body’s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage.

You may be shocked at first by this idea. Isn’t anal sex (sodomy) forbidden by the Bible? Isn’t anal sex dirty? What’s the difference between having anal sex before marriage and having regular intercourse? Let’s address these issues by debunking some myths about anal sex and God's will.

“I thought the Bible said anal sex was a sin.”

This is a common misconception. Anal sex is confusing to many Christians because of the attention paid to the Bible’s condemnation of homosexual acts. However, it’s important to realize that these often quoted scriptures refer only to sexual acts between two men. Nowhere does the Bible forbid anal sex between a male and female.

In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a woman’s pride in her “valley” (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: "How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ' Who will come against me?' (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: “Draw me after you, let us make haste.” (Song of Solomon, 1:4)

Crazy Babe

Do I really have to say anything after showing you this picture.

9-time offender again charged with indecency

9-time offender again charged with indecency: "When the man with the briefcase and neat business attire asked to try on two skirts and a T-shirt with the words 'Like my attitude or get lost' written across the chest, Toccara Stringfellow tried to be courteous and non-judgmental.

But when the same man came out of the women's dressing room wearing one of those skirts, shaking his hips and exposing his privates, Stringfellow -- an assistant manager at the Fashion Bug store on the South Side -- was not amused.

'When he showed me his penis, that's when I called my manager,' Stringfellow said."

What? Did you think the manager wanted to see his dick, too?

Susie Bright's Journal : College Boy Confidential

Susie Bright's Journal : College Boy Confidential: "I first noticed this in the early nineties, as I criss-crossed the country with my college sex surveys. Young people's sexuality has been seriously inhibited by AIDS fears, the subsequent abstinence campaigns that infantilized their generation, and a REAL SERIOUS prescription drug problem from years of well-intentioned Prozac, Paxil, Ritalin regimes. With young men, this goes right to their physical sex response.

The problem isn't just with intimacy. What the Post never asked, was, putting aggressive co-eds aside, how many of these non-fucking young men are masturbating?

If this had been the question, they would have found what I did: it's not about just 'being' with someone that's stressful, it's access to your own sexual body and desires that's being denied.

The first time I heard from male undergrads that they didn't masturbate or experience orgasm, I thought it was a prank."

English Teach Likes Catfights

June 14, 2006 - CASTLE ROCK, Colo. - AP
A Denver teacher is being held on $25,000 in Castle Rock
after he allegedly offered money to watch one teenage girl
beat up another.

Douglas County authorities arrested 45-year-old Mark Asimus
at a park in Lone Tree Tuesday afternoon. That's where he'd
allegedly arranged to meet someone he thought was a
14-year-old girl he'd been chatting with online since Monday.

The 'girl' was an undercover sheriff's investigator.

Douglas County Sheriff's Lt. Alan Stanton said Asimus wanted
to watch the fight for pleasure, and that he has some kind of
"fetish or a fascination" with watching women fight.

Asimus is accused of contributing to the delinquency of a minor,
criminal solicitation, and criminal attempt/second-degree assault.

Authorities declined to say how much money Asimus had
offered to watch the fight.

He had no criminal record before his arrest.
Asimus teaches at Denver West High School and keeps a blog.
In it he says, "I can't imagine why anyone does anything but
read Shakespeare."

Would-be groom bares all in losing streak

Would-be groom bares all in losing streak

An Ann Arbor couple said they were inside their apartment in the 1500 block of Pauline Boulevard discussing marriage just after midnight. The woman said she wasn't sure if she was ready, and her boyfriend responded that taking risks is an important part of life, police reports said.

To prove his point, the boyfriend hopped out of the first-floor window on a dare and streaked naked across the street, police said. But before he could cross back to the residence, he noticed a couple walking down the sidewalk, so he hid in the bushes to avoid them, reports said.

The 28-year-old Ann Arbor man who happened to be walking his friend home noticed the bushes rustling and feet underneath, so he pulled out his gun and ordered the naked man out, reports said. The naked man ran, and the chase was on.

The man with the gun, who claimed he was an Army drill sergeant, repeatedly ordered the naked man to the ground as he chased after him, threatening to shoot him, reports said. The gunman then fired off a round, and the naked man hit the ground, causing minor injuries, reports said.

A nearby resident called police to report a naked man being chased by a man with a gun, reports said.

Professor Fired For Questioning Mormons

"I believe opposing gay marriage and seeking a constitutional amendment against it is immoral," the part-time philosophy teacher and practicing Latter-day Saint wrote in the June 4 Salt Lake Tribune.
Four days after the column ran, BYU Department of Philosophy Chairman Daniel Graham sent Nielsen a letter informing him of his dismissal.
"In accordance with the order of the church, we do not consider it our responsibility to correct, contradict or dismiss official pronouncements of the church," the letter reads. "Since you have chosen to contradict and oppose the church in an area of great concern to church leaders, and to do so in a public forum, we will not rehire you after the current term is over."

Smart Topless Computer Chicks

Notice the Unix book she's reading.

Porn Industry Lawyer Predicts End of World

AVN Online :: Web Exclusive News: "

LOS ANGELES - Adult industry lawyer Greg Piccionelli has debuted DoomsdayCurve.com, an audio-visual illustration that brings to stark light, in Piccionelli’s estimation, humanity’s proposed descending track toward self-annihilation as well as a means to stop needless obscenity prosecution against legitimate adult industry businesspeople.


It’s quite a powerful observation, made all the more dramatic by Piccionelli’s use of a timeline that trends downward, beginning in the Stone Age and ending in the year 2025.

“The most salient point I am trying to make is to impress on people who see it that the government in these frightening times should not be wasting any resources prosecuting the legitimate adult entertainment industry, that they should be directing the resources more wisely,” Piccionelli told AVNOnline.com. “I’m hoping that the Democrats pick up on this because it is a measure of the Republican Party’s incompetence in governing that they waste precious resources in this manner.”

Explaining the conceptualization and design of his site, the attorney believes websites that include the material from DoomsdayCurve.com will be adding serious value based on its important issues.

English Streaker Arrested

English streaker gets some bad nude - Yahoo! News: "LONDON (AFP) - English police have got to grips with a streaker, stripping him of his passport to stop him going to the World Cup.


Craig Bowler, 28, was banned from domestic and international matches after charging naked across the pitch as
Wimbledon played Sheffield United in September 2003.

He should have surrendered his passport to police before May 31 under the terms of his football banning order.

But he failed to do so and he was arrested Friday and questioned by officers. He will appear in court next Tuesday.

Serial British streaker Mark Roberts has also been banned from travelling to the World Cup in Germany."

Boobies on Chinese TV

China irked by topless women's health ad - Yahoo! News: "BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese TV presenter issued a public apology after posing topless with two other women in hospital advertisements for women's health, the Beijing News said Tuesday.



Chen Dan, a presenter on Changsha TV's 'Women's channel' in the southeastern province of Hunan, drew fire from Internet chat-rooms and station bosses after her 'Clever Girls Love Themselves More' advertisement appeared at bus stops and on billboards in Hunan's capital, Changsha.

Chen, who was suspended from presenting duties said it was a 'public interest advertisement,' the Beijing News said.

'My intentions were good,' the paper quoted her as saying. 'I hoped to draw people's attention to women's health, but because the format was inappropriate it caused a huge backlash. In future I will choose more suitable ways of publicizing women's health.'"

The Gay Bomb

BBC NEWS | World | Americas | US military pondered love not war: "The plan for a so-called 'love bomb' envisaged an aphrodisiac chemical that would provoke widespread homosexual behaviour among troops, causing what the military called a 'distasteful but completely non-lethal' blow to morale."

Definitive Answers to Your Top 5 Sex Questions - iVillage

Definitive Answers to Your Top 5 Sex Questions - iVillage: "Why do I climb the walls for sex when I'm single and then lack sexual desire when I'm in a relationship?

Because we're human and fickle, always wanting what we can't have. It's also because we gorge ourselves on sex in the early relationship stages and tend to follow it with a sexual starvation regime. In the beginning, after a period of abstinence and raw lust, anything feels good. So we enthusiastically shag away without too much thought to what we're doing. Then just as the novelty wears off, real life ‑- sulky friends and bosses who've been all but ignored ‑- kicks back in and sex takes a back seat."

Sex Offender Gets Life

EVIL witch Robin Fletcher will be forced to stay in jail in an unprecedented crackdown on Victoria's worst sex offenders.
The sex sadist was due to be released from Ararat jail today after his 10-year maximum sentence expired.

Instead, he will be forced to pay rent and live in a "prison within a prison" inside the jail's walls.

Related story State plans 'continued detention' law

The Adult Parole Board has imposed extraordinary restrictions on Fletcher under the terms of an extended supervision order granted by a Supreme Court judge.

Under the conditions of the five-year order, Fletcher will be:

* BANNED from leaving his new home inside the jail unless escorted by a Corrections officer;
* BANNED from having access to the Internet;
* FORCED to wear an electronic ankle tag so his movements can be monitored;
* BANNED from contact with other sex offenders;
* FORCED to take part in treatment programs that he refused to do while serving his sentence;
* PROHIBITED from engaging in community activities involving children;
* BANNED from visiting certain areas, such as schools, playgrounds, public parks or childcare areas.

Corrections sources told the Herald Sun the only concessions to Fletcher's new status as a "free man" would be the right to wear his own clothes rather than prison uniform, and no requirement to work.

He will be able to receive visitors, but only if they have been approved and are under escort.

Fletcher's maximum sentence for sex offences ended at midnight.

He turned two 15-year-old girls into sex slaves in the name of witchcraft.

I bet if he were a catholic priest they wouldn't do all that to him. This is probably just because he's a pagan.

Ann Coulter is really a drag queen

Strap-On Veterans for Truth: "Ann Coulter is actually a former drag queen from Key West named Pudenda Shenanigans. Ms. Shenanigans was famous for her renditions of “Dude Looks Like a Lady” “I will Survive” and “You Shook Me All Night Long” as well as an extensive Barbra Streisand repertoire. We who used to work with her are concerned for her as well as upset by the vile hatred she has spewed towards her former friends in the gay community. We feel that by bringing the truth to light perhaps Ann will come to grips with her past and change her wicked ways."

"There's nothing quite like the shape of a clitoris," she said.

For two millennia it was a "little hill" - the meaning of kleitoris, its root word in Greek.

But an Australian urologist, Dr Helen O'Connell, has revealed that the clitoris is shaped more like a mountain than a hill.

Her work is forcing a re-write of anatomy books and a rethink among medical professionals.

The findings could also have repercussions for women coping with continence problems.

The clitoris rivals the penis in size.

"The vaginal wall is, in fact, the clitoris," said Dr O'Connell, who is based in Melbourne.

"If you lift the skin off the vagina on the side walls, you get the bulbs of the clitoris - triangular, crescental masses of erectile tissue."

The idea had been that the clitoris is more than just its glans - the "little hill" but Dr O'Connell discovered the mistake 17 years ago.

Frustrated that she kept failing a medical exam, she went back to the anatomy books for answers. She discovered they were wrong.

"They left it out," she said. "It boils down to rivalry between the sexes: the idea that one sex is sexual and the other reproductive.

I remember back in the day when streakers went naked

So this chick gets arrested for "streaking" during a rugby match.

WELLINGTON (Reuters) - A woman who invaded the field in the final seconds of Saturday's test between New Zealand and Ireland in Hamilton wearing just a bikini has put the two-piece suit up for sale on an online auction website to help pay for her court costs.

Back in the old days people used to streak naked. But they had trouble making money from that. Some of them tried selling ads on their body to Golden Palace casinos.

Selling the bikini is really innovative, now streakers have a product, but it's not really streaking if you have clothes on, innit?

Julia Stiles likes to fuck in cemetaries

Julia Stiles recently proclaimed her absurd fetish of cemetaries and the fact that she received several nightmares while filming her new film, ‘The Omen.’ She told Britain’s OK! magazine,

I have a morbid fascination for cemeteries. I think they are really beautiful and peaceful places. I like the way people decorate gravestones

I don’t know if it was me getting paranoid and generally psyched up for the role, but I had horrible nightmares the whole time we were shooting - images from the original film and religious imagery.

Nicole Narian & Colin Farrell Sex Tape Transcript

Nicole Narian & Colin Farrell Sex Tape Transcript For Horndogg Hearing Impared Community - The Bastardly: "Nicole: (Giving him the camera) Here, you hold onto that. (She goes to television).
Colin: (Pointing camera at own penis) I am putting this…(camera pans to Nicole’s crotch)…right in there. (To Nicole) Come here, come here, pretty.
N: Pretty!
C: God, you’re…as I said the other night, man, if a fucking camera could blush it would be fucking red because you are so fucking pretty.
N: Really pretty! (unintelligible) Ok, now I’m putting on a video station. Ok.
C: What are you watching, man? Judge fucking…?
N: No! I’m trying to change the channel.
C: Puttin’ on some porn for us?
N: (chipper) You want some porn?
C: (yelling) I FUCKING LIVE ON PORN! What are you talking about? You’re so sexy, you are so fucking sexy. Where’s the zoom on this fucking piece of shit?
You’re fucking gorgeous (laughs). Baby, you’re so fucking beautiful, man."

Mcartney's Ex got 12000 for sex

The Daily Telegraph | Mills in new sex claims: "LONDON: New sex allegations have emerged about Paul McCartney's estranged wife Heather Mills.

The claims, including that Mills was once a high-class prostitute who specialised in lesbian and group sex, appeared yesterday.

The News of the World claimed to have compiled a dossier of years of vice, including call-girl sessions Mills had with an arms dealer and an Arab prince for up to $12,500 a session.

It quoted a woman who claimed to have had a threesome with Mills and a member of the Saudi royal family, and identified another woman who reportedly acted as Heather's madam.

The paper obtained a sworn affidavit from a bagman who claimed he'd handed over wads of cash to Mills after she had sex with his boss.

The papers didn't carry a response from Mills, but she has in the past denied being a prostitute."

Joke Quickies

At a party a guy cornered a girl and whispered something in
her ear. "You filthy pervert!" she shrieked.
"What makes you think I'd let you do a thing like that to me?
I would NEVER do a thing like THAT!"

Then her eyes narrowed and she hissed,
"Unless you're the s.o.b. who found my diary on the bus..."


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A married couple in New York's "Little Italy" went to their
Priest to discuss birth control, since they already had five
children. The husband inquired if perhaps oral sex would
be an acceptable substitute in the eyes of the Church.

The Priest explained that it was still considered a perverted
act and a sin; totally banned according to their faith.

The wife spoke up fuming, "Look Father, you no play-a da
game, you no make-a da rules...."

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"Birds and Bees"
A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows
About the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child says, bursting
Into tears.

"Promise me you won't tell me!"

Confused, the father asks what's wrong.

"Oh, dad," the boy sobs.
"When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa Speech.'

"At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' Speech.'

"When I was eight, you hit me with the ' There's no tooth
fairy' speech.

"If you're going to tell me that grown ups don't
Really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

Faster than bullets, yes. But Superman, gay? No way - Yahoo! News

Faster than bullets, yes. But Superman, gay? No way - Yahoo! News: "LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - After weeks of Internet buzzing that the new Superman movie portrays the Man of Steel as gay, the director of the film issued a strong denial on Friday and said it was the most heterosexual character he has filmed.


Superman 'is probably the most heterosexual character in any movie I've ever made,' said
Bryan Singer, director of 'Superman Returns,' a new movie about the crime-fighting superhero that opens June 28. 'I don't think he's ever been gay.'

In recent months, the movie's ability to lure its target audience has been questioned by Internet buzz probing the superhero's sexuality.

Young men are the movie's target audience and the film needs to attract millions of them to earn a profit and relaunch the 'Superman' film franchise.

A major gay magazine, The Advocate, ran a cover story with the headline: 'How Gay is Superman,' and the Los Angeles Times weighed in with its own story on whether being gay might hinder or help the movie's box office receipts."

If he's not gay, then why do they have to issue a denial? It would really explain a lot, like why he never got it on with Lois Lane or Lana.

Naked Cyclists

Nude cyclists peel off around Spanish cities - Yahoo! News: "MADRID (Reuters) - Hundreds of nude cyclists pedaled around Spanish cities on Saturday to protest against car-clogged streets and demand greater respect for pollution-free transport.


With slogans like 'one car less' and 'bio methanol' painted on their backs, the naked cyclists staged Spain's third annual Ciclonudista or 'Nudecycle' in Madrid, Barcelona and Pamplona.

The protest was part of world-wide naked bike riding events on Saturday across Europe, North America and South America.

'We feel naked when up against traffic because people don't see the bicycle as just another means of transport,' said Madrid cyclist Ramon Linaza, wearing only a cycle helmet and shoes."

Porn Star Swears He Had Sex With McCartney's Ex

The porn star who posed naked with Heather Mills McCartney has claimed they had full sex. The man, who appears nude in the 1988 book, "Die Freuden Der Liebe', which translates as "The Joys of Love," with Heather, plans to reveal intimate details of their alleged sex marathon after the cameras stopped shooting. The revelations of the curly haired model will bring further shame on Sir Paul McCartney's estranged wife and could dramatically reduce what she gets in their divorce settlement. An adult men's magazine is also planning to publish some of the most explicit photos from the shoot. In one shot from the book, the 38-year-old blonde is seen performing a sex act on a naked man, while others show her using whips, handcuffs and whipped cream. Despite being rocked by the revelations, Heather is planning to tell her side of the story in an interview with chat show host, Larry King. A source said, "She is desperate to get her side of the story over before her divorce settlement. Heather thinks she will get a fair hearing in the United States, where she intends to develop her career." Heather was interviewed weeks before she split from Sir Paul about her "passionate" sex life. The 38-year-old was promoting her new book "Life Balance," and revealed that she was happiest "post passionate sex." Sir Paul and Heather split last month after four years of marriage. They have a two-year-old daughter, Beatrice. All content provided by BANG Showbiz.

Judge Says Can't Sue for Being Stupid

Indiana's criminal confinement law is too vague to allow the conviction of a man who tricked men into stripping by posing as a radio disc jockey, the Indiana Court of Appeals unanimously ruled Wednesday.

The court set aside Richard C. Brown's March 2005 convictions on three counts of criminal confinement but upheld his three convictions for identity deception. The three-judge panel sent the case back to Marion Superior Court for re-sentencing.

Brown was sentenced to five years in prison, plus three years suspended, after his trial in 2005.

Brown was on house arrest for criminal confinement in July 2004 when he phoned victims and posed as a WNOU-FM (Radio Now) disc jockey holding a contest with a prize of $50,000 cash or a car, according to court records.

Three men came to Brown's home. Two undressed, but the third noticed Brown's home detention ankle bracelet and left. He called the radio station, which notified police.

The Court of Appeals agreed with Brown's contention that the wording of Indiana's law does not make it clear that his behavior constituted criminal confinement, because no force was used.

Judge Terry Crone wrote that the vagueness of the language conceivably could make it a crime to trick someone into going to a surprise birthday party.

US Soccer Team Scores With Ugly Hookers

SEARCH FOR KICKS By RICHARD JOHNSON with PAULA FROELICH and CHRIS WILSON - New York Post Online Edition: Gossip: "June 9, 2006 -- A GROUP of players from the U.S. soccer team, based in Hamburg for the duration of the monthlong World Cup, were checking out the prostitutes in the German city's infamous red-light district Tuesday night. 'It's called the St. Pauli District, and the streets are teeming with very aggressive Eastern European hookers,' said our spy on the scene. 'The team was checking things out in a group and looking at the sex shops and live sex-show places, though I didn't see them go inside. I definitely spotted Landon Donovan, one of the star U.S. forwards.' An estimated 40,000 prostitutes ('pretty nasty-looking, a notch below Amsterdam') have flocked to Germany to service soccer fans."

That there's not a detention basin, that there's Big Dick Lake.

An anonymous source at City Hall tipped Iowa Ear off to this aerial photo on the Polk County assessor's Web page. It's of the city of Des Moines' detention basin at 2617 Easton Blvd.

The nearly four-acre basin was constructed about two years ago and "took some of the load off of the pipe downstream" and helps prevent flooding, according to Des Moines City Engineer Jeb Brewer.

Brewer swears that consultants who work for the city did not design the $5.7 million detention basin to resemble anything, but recent e-mails to City Hall from area residents seem to have found "art" in the not-so-subtle phallic design.

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Mischa Barton Boobies

Mischa just decided to show it all off. That's my kind of woman. From
Damn I’m Cute

Fuck 'em all, anyway

UPDATE 1-US Congress sends Bush bill hiking indecency fines | Reuters.com: "WASHINGTON, June 7 (Reuters) - The U.S. Congress on Wednesday sent President George W. Bush a bill to boost fines tenfold to $325,000 on broadcast television and radio stations that violate decency standards, a victory for conservative groups.

The legislation, which Bush is expected to sign, caps fines at $3 million for continuing violations. The House approved it by a 379 to 35 vote on Wednesday, while the Senate passed the measure by unanimous consent last month.

The punishment was less than groups like the Christian Coalition and Parents Television Council had sought, but the passage of the bill could help bolster support for Republicans who are facing tough re-election races in November.

The current maximum fine is $32,500 per violation."

This should be called the Janet Jackson law because it's all her fault for showing her booby during the Superbowl.

Bad Joke List

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.

She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless
with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.

As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in
front of a large, silverback gorilla.

Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on
the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he
grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.

He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink
dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought
this was funny.

He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some
more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom.
She played along and the gorilla got even more excited,
making noises that would wake the dead.

She got into the spirit of things and started jumping up and
down and teasing the ape without any more prompting.
This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started
doing flips.

Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door
to the cage, pushed her in with the gorilla and slammed
the cage door shut.
"Now, tell him, you have a headache."

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At a PTA Meeting it was explained to the parents how the
sex education classes would proceed and what the overall
content would be. The Principal advised the parents to
closely follow-up with their children, especially to
see if they had any questions.

That night, one parent decided to put it into action. He
called his older son into the study and requested that he
instruct his younger brother about the "birds and the bees"
talk he gave to his son two years ago; thinking to
spare himself the ordeal all over again.

The boy agreed and called in his younger brother.

"Hey Herman," he said, "Want to know something ?"

"What ?" the younger lad asked.

"You know how a man and a woman get together when they
want to have kids ?"

"Yeah ?"

"Well...Father wants me to tell you that birds and bees and
flowers do the same thing."

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Older sperm produce more dwarves

Older sperm produce more dwarves | The Register: "They found that the risk of a man passing on a mutation causing dwarfism rises by about two per cent each year, and broader likelihood of older men fathering a successful pregnancy falls away with the DNA fragmentation."

The older you get the shorter your offspring become...

If old sperm makes dwarves then what kind of sperm makes elves?

Paul McCartney's wifes porn pics

Paul's McCartney's soon-to-be ex wife reportedly posed for hard-core pornographic pictures in Germany before she became a famous fashion model, according to a London newspaper. The London Sun accompanies its story with some racy photographs and says that Heather Mills "was snapped in a string of lurid scenes for a hard-core German book" Die Freuden Der Liebe (The Joys Of Love) back in 1988. The New York Daily News reports that one photo in the book shows Mills naked and slathered with baby oil as she performs a sex act on a male porn star, the Sun writes. In other photos, Mills appears in a pseudo bondage scene complete with whips, handcuffs and edible underwear.


Don't you love the way The Sun threatens everyone who looks at their pics with their lawyers? Come get me, fuckers, you'll never take me alive! I've gotten cease and desist orders from fucking Nike, I can handle you.

OJ Sex Tape

In addition to murder and slow driving, OJ also enjoys havin sex with skanks and videotaping it.

Gay Marriages on Canadian Military Bases

edmontonsun.com - Canada - Military same-sex unions not tracked: "OTTAWA -- Same-sex marriages are being performed on Canadian military bases but the actual number is being kept under wraps.

The first wedding, conducted by a United Church minister, took place a year ago when two male soldiers were married in a chapel at CFB Greenwood in Nova Scotia, under military guidelines that were established before federal legislation became law last July. While the first ceremony garnered some headlines at the time, the names of the sergeant and warrant officer remained private.

'There are chaplains in the CF ... whose denominations allow them to marry couples of the same-sex, and anecdotally, in addition to the marriage in Greenwood, we're aware that there have been one or more marriages either conducted by a CF chaplain or involving a CF member or members,' National Defence spokesman Joanna Calder told Sun Media.

But she couldn't give a precise number because the department doesn't track or collect figures on same-sex marriage."

Indian Man Claims He Found Condom in Cola

Indian Man Claims He Found Condom in Cola: "A consumer court Wednesday ordered soft drink maker PepsiCo to pay financial damages after a customer found a condom inside a bottle, a news report said.

Calling the case 'rare' and one that had a serious bearing on public health, the court ordered the company to pay 100,000 rupees ($2,200) to a legal aid fund for consumers, and 20,000 rupees ($450) to the complainant, Press Trust of India reported."

Was it a used condom? Because I would think that would totally be worth more than 500 bucks.

Man Severs Penis to Prove Faithfulness

Man Severs Penis to Prove Faithfulness: "A man who apparently severed his penis in an attempt to convince his wife that he was faithful to her was recovering after surgery to reattach the organ at a northern Malaysian hospital, a news report said Tuesday.

The 41-year-old man, who was not identified, got into an argument last Friday with his wife, who found a text message on his mobile phone from another woman. The man was heard by his son shouting that he wanted to prove he was not having an affair, the New Straits Times reported.

The assertion was followed by loud screams and the man emerged from his room bleeding profusely, his 14-year-old son quoted as saying. His wife rushed him to hospital."

Cops Gone Wild

Deputy Fired for Filming Girls in Bikinis: "A Martin County sheriff's review board found just cause in the firing of a former deputy who was relieved of duty for using his patrol car's dashboard-mounted camera to film bikini-clad girls at the beach.

Jack Munsey was fired Jan. 30 after an internal investigation found his behavior was not criminal but violated department policies. Munsey had sought reinstatement.

The panel took just four minutes Wednesday to determine his firing was justified.

The daylong hearing included testimony about two previous investigations involving Munsey, including one in 1997 when he used a department computer to view pornography on the Internet while on duty. He was suspended for a week. In 2004, he was suspended after he totaled a patrol car while speeding on his way to work."

Sex and pregnancy myth

Sex in late pregnancy myth debunked: "Having sex during the final weeks of pregnancy will not help to bring on labour. In fact, the opposite may be true, the results of a new study suggest.

Researchers set out to investigate the widely held belief that sex during late pregnancy can bring on labour. They studied 93 women, half of whom reported having sex in the final weeks of their pregnancies.

They found that those who were sexually active in the final three weeks of their pregnancies carried their babies for an average of 39.9 weeks. Those who abstained from sex in their final weeks carried their babies for 39.3 weeks."

It was a myth started by men. Because they know they won't be getting any at all for a long time after the baby is born.

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Smart Doc Says Govt Lies

GLAMOUR : FEATURES : FEATURES: ". 'As a physician, I can no longer trust government sources,' says Dr. Shaber. She is not a political activist or a conspiracy theorist; in addition to her own practice, she's Kaiser Permanente's director of women's health services for northern California and head of the HMO's Women's Health Research Institute. Yet this decidedly mainstream doctor and administrator says, 'I no longer trust FDA decisions or materials generated [by the government]. Ten years ago, I would not have had to scrutinize government information. Now I don't feel comfortable giving it to my patients.'"

Bush to Press for U.S. Ban on Same-Sex Marriage - New York Times

Bush to Press for U.S. Ban on Same-Sex Marriage - New York Times: "WASHINGTON, June 2 — President Bush is beginning a major push for a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage, part of a new campaign to appease cultural conservatives who say he and his party abandoned their issues after the 2004 elections."

And, added bonus, it takes everyone's mind off all the kids dying in Iraq and the high gas prices! Yeah! Blame them fags for everything and maybe you can the idiots of the republican party look good!

Oxford Girls Have Breakfast in Lingerie

Oxford college bans skimpy nighties - Britain - Times Online: "ONE lesser-known perk for students at the last remaining all-women college at Oxford is being able to waft about in nighties without a care.

That pleasure is about to be denied to St Hilda’s students after a spate of flimsy garment-wearing at the breakfast table was found to be embarrassing the kitchen staff.

College dons, alarmed by what some of the students are sporting as nightwear, have advised them to “dress appropriately”, while staff serving food are refusing to serve girls showing too much flesh.

Arielle Goodley, 20, has received a written reprimand from St Hilda’s dons after turning up for breakfast in a lacy nightdress and skimpy dressing gown. Ms Goodley, a third-year English Literature and Psychology student from Orange County, California, said that she felt unfairly singled out.

“Surely one of the benefits of not having men around is that we can turn up for breakfast wearing whatever we want,” she said.

Amanda Cooper-Sarkar, the Dean of St Hilda’s, defended the ban. “It’s not just see-through dresses, it’s draped sheets or even draped bath towels,” she said. “It’s a request from the kitchen staff who are embarrassed. The code is simply that students dress as they would outside the college.”

Gay Day at DisneyWorld

The Disney Blog: "The annual GayDays event is in full swing down here in Orlando. This is the 16th year for the event and it's bigger and better than ever with over 140,000 event participants expected. This means huge swings in attendance at themeparks around the city.

If you plan to visit Magic Kingdom on Saturday or Epcot on Sunday, be warned that your wait times for everything will increase dramatically as those are the big days for GayDays attendees at those parks. The Magic Kingdom could see 60,000 visitors on Saturday, which is usually enough to close the gates."

Feminist Porn Awards

OTTAWA (AFP) - Canada's biggest city will host what is believed to be the world's first "feminist porn" awards ceremony, to highlight "really great" female erotica.



"There is so much bad porn out there. A lot of it is really, really bad -- not just sexist but racist, too," organizer Chanelle Gallant told AFP by telephone from Toronto.

"We wanted to celebrate filmmakers who are making really great porn, the kind that makes us feel good about sex, makes us feel good about our bodies and treats sex as something fun and good," she said.

Some 300 guests from the United States and Canada are expected to attend the awards ceremony at a chic century-old hotel on Toronto's west side, including the so-called leading lady of female erotica, Candida Royalle, and producers Tristan Taormino -- whom organizers described as the "gonzo butt queen" -- Dana Dane, Abiola Adams and Jen Bowers.

Eleven awards will be handed out in three categories: porn flicks that depict "genuine female pleasure" or "women having a good time," films that were produced or directed by women, and adult movies that "expand the range of pleasure for women," Gallant said.

There will also be a naughty poetry reading, sneak previews of upcoming porn titles, a roundtable discussion with directors and a burlesque show.

"It's only for North America right now, because I don't know the overseas industries well enough, but we hope to branch out in the future," Gallant said.

Feminist Porn Awards

OTTAWA (AFP) - Canada's biggest city will host what is believed to be the world's first "feminist porn" awards ceremony, to highlight "really great" female erotica.



"There is so much bad porn out there. A lot of it is really, really bad -- not just sexist but racist, too," organizer Chanelle Gallant told AFP by telephone from Toronto.

"We wanted to celebrate filmmakers who are making really great porn, the kind that makes us feel good about sex, makes us feel good about our bodies and treats sex as something fun and good," she said.

Some 300 guests from the United States and Canada are expected to attend the awards ceremony at a chic century-old hotel on Toronto's west side, including the so-called leading lady of female erotica, Candida Royalle, and producers Tristan Taormino -- whom organizers described as the "gonzo butt queen" -- Dana Dane, Abiola Adams and Jen Bowers.

Eleven awards will be handed out in three categories: porn flicks that depict "genuine female pleasure" or "women having a good time," films that were produced or directed by women, and adult movies that "expand the range of pleasure for women," Gallant said.

There will also be a naughty poetry reading, sneak previews of upcoming porn titles, a roundtable discussion with directors and a burlesque show.

"It's only for North America right now, because I don't know the overseas industries well enough, but we hope to branch out in the future," Gallant said.

Jamie Foxx's daily sex-ercise

Jamie Foxx's daily sex-ercise - Showbiz News - Life Style Extra: "The 'Ray' star reveView the profile for Colin Farrell on Celebrity Spotlightaled that daily love making is the best way to stay slim.

He said: 'We should all do something for 30 minutes every day to get the heart pumping. I make love to stay in shape.'

Foxx, who stars in new movie 'Miami Vice' with Hollywood hellraiser Colin Farrell, insists his biggest turn on is someone who he can have a good conversation with - as long as she has a big butt too.

He told America's New York Daily News newspaper: 'I love a beautiful girl that I can have a conversation with. And a good ass - big and round.'"

Halle Berry Has Sex in Storm Costume

Halle Berry's Storm-y sex - Showbiz News - Life Style Extra: "LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Halle Berry has revealed she likes to dress up in her raunchy 'X-Men' outfit for sex.

The Oscar-winninView the profile for Halle Berry on Celebrity Spotlightg actress - who plays rubber-clad, weather controlling mutant Storm in the blockbuster film - says she dons the tight bodysuit to 'spice up' her sex life with boyfriend Gabriel Aubry.

She told American chat show host Conan O'Brien: 'Yeah, I wear it sometimes. You gotta keep your life spiced up. Storm never has sex in the movies - but Storm has a lot of sex at my house.'

The 39-year-old star, reportedly met model Aubry - nine years her junior - at a Versace photo shoot last year (05)."

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