Sunday, April 30, 2006

Gay Man Kicked Out of Army

GayNZ.com - News

A soldier of the United States’ elite 82nd Airborne Division has been convicted and discharged from service for performing sodomy on screen for a gay military porn website. Richard Ashley received a 75-day jail sentence, and will be discharged in accordance with the Army’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy.

Ashley was one of seven soldiers that pleaded guilty to sodomy, behaviour detrimental to the Army and the unit, and drug use. One married soldier was also charged with adultery.

The 82nd Airborne is an elite US military unit, trained to deploy for battle within 18 hours.

The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy states that “homosexuality itself is not a bar to service, but homosexual conduct is incompatible with military service.”

The 115th member of the US congress just signed up to repeal the controversial policy. Democratic Representative Susan Davis of California called the policy an unnecessary “political invention.”

Davis stated that after considerable consultation, she now “dismiss[es] the argument that allowing gays and lesbians to serve openly in the military would negatively impact military readiness, as some have stated.” Davis declared her support for the Military Readiness Enhancement Bill, drafted by democrat Marty Meehan of Massachusetts. The Bill is yet to be put before Congress.

Currently any homosexual act is grounds for dismissal from any of the United States’ armed forces.

Hey, W, how you gonna invade Iran when you won't let the homos play?

Porn shoot angers LA neighbors

United Press International - NewsTrack - Porn shoot angers LA neighbors: "LOS ANGELES, April 30 (UPI) -- Much to the chagrin of some Los Angeles residents, their city exercises no control over adult film shoots beyond requiring a simple permit.

If a neighbor decides to rent out his house for the filming of a pornographic movie, there's not much that can be done to stop it, The Los Angeles Times reported Sunday.

On Easter Sunday, homeowners in one upscale LA neighborhood discovered a large film crew setting up shop in a two-story home. Many of the crew members were covered in tattoos and several scantily clad women were on hand as well.

Callers who complained about the goings-on were told it was perfectly legal and the city doesn't restrict the content of projects.

The neighbors conceded they didn't actually see any nudity or obscene activity, but the mere idea that it was going on bothered them."

They're just getting their panties in a wad over nothing. Guess what? Your neighbors are having sex in their homes! Gasp! It might be really kink sex!

And they lived happily ever after

Gay fairy tale sparks civil rights debate - Yahoo! News

LEXINGTON, Massachusetts (Reuters) - The crown prince rejects a bevy of beautiful princesses, rebuffing each suitor until falling in love with a prince. The two marry, sealing the union with a kiss, and live happily ever after.
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That fairy tale about gay marriage has sparked a civil rights debate in Massachusetts, the only U.S. state where gays and lesbians can legally wed, after a teacher read the story to a classroom of seven year olds without warning parents first.

A parents' rights group said on Monday it may sue the public school in the affluent suburb of Lexington, about 12 miles west of Boston, where a teacher used the book "King & King" in a lesson about different types of weddings.

"It's just so heinous and objectionable that they would do this," said Brian Camenker, president of the Parents Rights Coalition, a conservative Massachusetts-based advocacy group.

Camenker said he believes the school, Joseph Estabrook Elementary, broke a 1996 Massachusetts law requiring schools to notify parents of sex-education lessons. "There is no question in my mind that the law is being abused here," he said.

"I wouldn't be surprised if in the next couple of weeks there was some kind of (legal) action taken," he said.

Lexington Superintendent of Schools Paul Ash said the school was under no legal obligation to inform parents the book would be read to the classroom of about 20 children.

"This district is committed to teaching children about the world they live in. Seven-year-olds see gay people. They see them in the schools. They see them with their kids," he said.

"I see this as a civil rights issue. People who are gay have a right to be treated equally," he said.

"If it were North Carolina, this would be a whole different story. But the law in Massachusetts is that gay marriage is legal. We have lots of gay families in Lexington."

The issue erupted in Lexington when parent Robin Wirthlin complained to the school's principle after her 7-year-old son told her about the reading last month. She then turned to the Parents Rights Coalition, which released a statement on the issue to Boston media last week.

Since then, Ash has been swamped by e-mails on the issue from across the country, some in support but many written in anger including one from a North Carolina man who threatened "to beat his head into the ground," he said.

"I handed that one to the police," said Ash.

Strip Club Ettiquette

GUYS, do you think of an outing to a topless bar as an opportunity to act like a drunken, obnoxious lout for a few fun hours? Think again. Behaving like jerk at a strip club can earn you a slap in the face from an angry dancer or even get you tossed out on your ear by burly bouncers!

"The reason they're called gentlemen's clubs is that patrons are expected to act like gentlemen," says Steve Rankerman, manager of a high-end nudie bar in Tampa, Fla.

Here, based on interviews with dancers, bartenders and DJs nationwide, are 10 essentials of strip club etiquette:

1. AVOID asking a dancer, "Do you date?" Strippers will be insulted because they translate that as, "Can we have sex?" Exotic dancers take great pride in their profession and are mortified when customers suggest they might be hookers.

2. DON'T sit up front taking in the up-close-and-personal view of the rump-shaking performers if you don't plan to tip.

3. DRESS to impress. Leave your ratty tank top at home and shave that five o'clock shadow. "Splash on cologne," advises a Las Vegas dancer. "I'll definitely give a more intimate lap dance to a customer who smells nice."

4. KEEP "witty" negative comments to yourself. Wisecracks like, "That skinny blonde looks like Ann Coulter on crack," can deflate a dancer's self-esteem, causing her to mess up her routine -- or even take a nasty spill. "We hear more than you think over the music," reveals Party, a 21-year-old stripper in Dayton, Ohio.

5. TIP the bartenders and waitresses -- not just the strippers.

6. NEVER spank a dancer's derriere to get her attention -- that's just as rude at a strip club as at an office. And if there's a no-touching policy, you could be unceremoniously ejected. Instead, ask the bartender to signal the lady.

7. DON'T talk dirty. Risque banter is O.K., but a dancer is likely to take offense if you describe in graphic detail what you'd like to do to her.

8. NEVER tip a stripper with coins. Stuffing four quarters in a dancer's garter belt is a major insult. Politely ask the bartender to convert your coins to $1 bills.

9. THINK twice before dragging along your mate. Unless she's super-secure, odds are she'll feel threatened by the bosom- baring beauties. Notes one DJ: "Nothing ruins the atmosphere in a club quicker than a jealous girlfriend sitting there scowling -- or worse, mocking the dancers. Some ugly cat-fights start that way."

10. NEVER hang around outside after closing hoping to meet a girl. Just like any other women, dancers get spooked when approached in a parking lot at 4 a.m. You're likely to find yourself in jail for stalking after staffers call the cops.

Larry Flynt, Hero of the People, Gets Hated on at Harvard

The Harvard Crimson :: News :: Flynt Faces Rowdy Law Crowd
At a speech on the First Amendment, Larry Flynt, the publisher of Hustler Magazine, made what seemed to be false assertions about the format of his presentation and his publishing of certain cartoons while drawing hisses from the crowd for using a racial epithet and describing women as “sex objects.”

In a talk before a crowd of 200 in Harvard Law School’s Ames Courtroom Friday, Flynt emphasized the need to “push the envelope” on the First Amendment, saying that he had spent his life fighting in “the trenches” and “had taken a bullet for free speech.”

“If you’re going to live in a free society, you have to tolerate certain things that you don’t like so that you can be free,” Flynt said.

The short speech was followed by a lively session in which students—who handed questions to a moderator—grilled Flynt on his refusal to debate critics and on the content of Hustler.

HUSTLING HARVARD?

In the first question after the speech, Flynt was asked why he declined to participate in a forum “where he would have to share the spotlight with his critics.”

Responding strongly, Flynt denied that he had ever turned down a debate, saying that he would “come back for a panel” if invited. The reason for the solo forum, he said, was that he is filming a documentary and his camera crew said a debate format would be unsuitable.

But this claim was refuted by documents obtained by The Crimson regarding the planning of Flynt’s visit. The documents illuminate communications from Flynt’s agent—not Flynt himself.

The saga of Flynt’s refusal to debate began when his agent, Kim Dower, contacted the American Constitution Society (ACS), the liberal law and policy group, and asked them to host his appearance at Harvard. Brianna J. MacDonald, the ACS publicity chair, wrote in an e-mail to Dower that her group was “hesitant” about inviting Flynt “without allowing for other voices added to the discussion to expand the debate.”

In her reply, Dower refused to change the format of the event, writing that it is “difficult for Mr. Flynt to work the debate/panel arrangement as his voice is weaker.” She did not mention the camera crew’s supposed concern that a debate would be difficult to film.

The ACS board then voted not to invite Flynt to Harvard. Instead they referred him to the Law School’s American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) chapter which agreed to host his speech as a solo forum.

Kevin M. LoVecchio, an ACS member and Flynt critic, said that since Flynt came to Harvard for filming purposes and had refused debate, he was “merely concerned with exploiting the Harvard Law School name.” The e-mail from Dower, the Flynt agent, to the ACS supports this assertion: she wrote that she was “trying to provide the filmmaker with a wonderful university to film at.”

But Sandra E. Pullman ’02, the president of the Harvard ACLU and a former Crimson arts editor, defended the decision to invite Flynt, saying that the documentary “is being composed by an outside film company, and he’s not making a dime from it.” She continued that Flynt had “expanded the reach of free speech [protections through] his precedent-setting defeat of Jerry Falwell.”

A CARTOON CONTROVERSY

To discredit Flynt before his arrival on campus, LoVecchio and Mary Anne A. Franks, who had originally been contacted to debate Flynt, created and distributed a pamphlet filled with some of the more offensive cartoon images that have appeared in Hustler.

According to descriptions by LoVecchio that were verified by The Crimson, one cartoon shows a girl with an overly large nose chasing a dollar bill attached to a length of string while a Nazi hides around a corner holding the other end of the string and a baseball bat. In another image, a man, genitals exposed, dangles a piece of steak before a seeing-eye dog to lure a young, blind girl.

Other images displayed in the pamphlet include women being put through meat grinders and a child being kidnapped.

When asked at the event about the images—and the ones that reference Nazis in particular—Flynt said that he could not recall the images under question. After The Crimson handed a copy of the pamphlet to the moderator who in turn showed it to Flynt, he studied it for a moment before saying, “I didn’t publish these.” As a couple students shouted “liar!” Flynt took another look at the images, and said, “Well, I don’t know.”

The Crimson verified that the images in question had in fact appeared in Hustler.

Flynt also gave his opinion at the event about a different cartoon controversy.

When a student asked if newspapers should publish the Danish cartoons depicting the Islamic Prophet Muhammed, Flynt said that every newspaper in the nation should “publish the cartoons tomorrow,” and a “group of towel heads [had gotten] away with intimidating the whole world.” The use of the racial slur drew hisses—used at the Law School to signify disapproval—from some in the crowd.

THE WOMEN V. LARRY FLYNT

The anti-Flynt activists also organized a separate speaker event which took place before the main speech.

Professor Gail Dines of Wheelock College, a sociologist who has spent over a decade researching pornography, spoke about the history of the pornographic industry and the role that Flynt has played in its development.

Calling him “first and foremost a capitalist,” Dines said that Flynt’s “staff is intensely reactionary and intensely right wing.” She went on to argue that pornography is corrosive because it distorts women’s sexuality and turns them into sex objects.

When asked at his event if pornography is destructive, Flynt dismissed the idea out of hand, saying that “you can’t get a group of social scientists together who will argue that [pornography] is harmful,” and that such criticisms are made only by the Christian right. He drew hisses again by saying that women “are the sex objects and they’re not going to be able to change that.”

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Help this guy get a threesome

Help Win This Bet: "
So, here's the story... I said to my girlfriend that any stupid website could get tons of hits, simply because people are bored all the time. She said that I was an idiot and couldn’t make a website that could get tons of hits if I wanted to. After a long argument (mostly centered around the fact that she called me an idiot) we made a bet:

If I could not make a website to get 2,000,000 hits, I would agree that I was an idiot; however, if I could make a website to get 2,000,000 hits, she would have a menage a trois (that's a threesome to you non french-speakers) with me and another girl. I thought she was kidding at the time, but then she said she was so sure of herself, that she would even put it in writing. This of course is an ultra-binding contract."

How to quit smoking

There’s a hard core group of smokers who have tried everything to quit. But they can’t. Death is simply not enough incentive for them.

Meanwhile, more and more people refuse to have any kind of relationship with those who smoke.

Thus smokers have an ever shrinking pool of people to have relationships with, as smokers tend to die off.

Meanwhile, there’s a separate pool of people who aren’t getting enough sex. Especially oral sex.

It occurs to me that maybe there is a mutually beneficial solution here.

Link cessation of smoking to sex.

Here’s the proposal.

First, there must be an agreement between two people to implement the Cessation of Smoking Through Sex Program. They would partner to help each other in the cessation of smoking.

The agreement would be for every cigarette that person does not smoke, that person will perform oral sex on his or her partner.

Let us assume that it takes 4 minutes to smoke a cigarette. The smoker starts the program smoking 20 cigarettes per day—or about 80 minutes of the day is spent in smoking.

If that person cut 5 cigarettes a day the first week and transferred that time to oral sex, his or her partner would receive 20 minutes of oral sex per day.

At total cessation of smoking 20 cigarettes per day, the smoker would be giving his or her partner 80 minutes of oral sex per day.

What would you rather do inhale death 80 minutes per day, or engage in erotic behavior 80 minutes per day?

There are some possible variations on this.

For example, take a female smoker who wants to quit, and her partner is not a smoker: She could have perform the requested sex act 2 minutes for every cigarette he avoids, and have her partner perform her request sex act for 2 minutes for each cigarette she avoids smoking.

Or let’s assume a male smoker with a partner who does not smoke. Same split 2 minutes of whatever for each cigarette avoided per day.

Those who do not smoke, and would like to help smokers quit, could take a proactive role in helping smokers quit through adopting this program.

Say, you are interested in someone, but you don’t smoke, and that person does. Rather than blow them off because they are a smoker, offer to assist them in ceasing to smoke.

You ask them, would you like to participate in the Cessation of Smoking Through Sex program?

You explain, that besides not smoking in your presence, you will perform a sex act on them for 2 to 4 minutes per day for each cigarette they avoid.

Or you could ask them to perform a sex act on you for 4 minutes per cigarette per day they avoid.

Whichever works for you and them.

You might even be able to work something out in your work place.

First you find a workmate who will agree to help you by being you partner in the Cessation of Smoking Through Sex program. Instead of a smoking break, you take a sex break with your Smoking Cessation partner. Instead of designated smoking areas, businesses would soon have to designate smoking cessation areas. Actually since not smoking is already permitted in most work places, and few if any have bans on sex, this would work.

Just imagine the possibilities here. First off, I would strongly suspect that the amount of smoking going on would rapidly decline, in direct proportion to the amount of sex increasing.

For those non-smokers, think of all the lives you could save by offering to divert smoker’s sticking cigarettes in their mouths to using that oral fixation on your body?

Besides reducing cancer rates, heart attack rates and all the other medical benefits, just imagine how many more happy people there would be.

Chicks Kissing Chicks

Mischa Barton Upskirts





Papparrazzi pics looking up Mischa Barton's skirt. From Egotastic.

What is BDSM?

Grain Belt News - What is BDSM?

When many hear the term BDSM they begin to imagine sinister underground dungeons where by leather wearing pierced masochists impose excruciating pain on their victims. This of course could be seen as true in some instances but this is not what BDSM is all about. BDSM cannot be defined by one activity alone, two activities, or even three, in fact it would accurate to say that BDSM cannot be defined by any number of activities, it's a lifestyle choice which is entirely unique.

The term 'BDSM' encompasses an immeasurable range of sexual, sensual and intimate activities. The most common can include power or role play, a range of sensory games from the extreme infliction of intense pain to the gentle tease of a feather and much more. Many have even participated in an act that could sit under the caveat of BDSM without even knowing it and this style of sexuality is ever on the increase whether you are aware of it or not.

So what is it? The term BDSM itself is actually made up from abbreviations of other terms. B & D represents 'bondage and dominance' or 'bondage and discipline'. D & S represents 'dominance and submission' and S & M represents 'sadism and masochism'. With all these terms sitting under the BDSM belt it is easier to see exactly why BDSM can be extremely hard to define and is simply more straightforward to view as a way of life.

Contrary to popular belief BDSM is not that irregular. In fact as much as 50% of the population have a varying degree of interest in the subject and that's with them being knowledgeable enough to know what it encompasses. If you include in those figures couples that may have restrained each other to a bed or the simple use of a blindfold you could expect that percentage to soar. Historically this behaviour was listed as a psychological problem in a similar vain to masturbation and homosexuality. Today, however, as are homosexuality and masturbation becoming increasingly accepted in society, so is BDSM.

As well as being hard to define there are also no set practices within BDSM. For many, possibly the majority, it is seen as a way to add an element of spice and enjoyment to their sex lives. Others can view BDSM as a way to gain fulfilment or a temporary release from everyday life, a kind of escapism if you will. Still others will view it as a way to deepen the bond between partners. This list of varying views could continue but it is far simpler to point out that there are possibly as many views as there are people involved in the subject. Although the list of views varies dramatically the people behind them all share something in common and that something is known as SSC.

Like BDSM, SSC is also an acronym. It stands for Safe, Sane and Consensual. Safe means that precautions are taken to prevent harm or injury to those involved. Sane means that mental and emotional safety is also cared for and consensual almost speaks for itself; all parties involved agreeing to participate without coercion.

The majority involved in BDSM share a heightened sense of responsibility and respect for their partners. BDSM has absolutely nothing to do with violence against a helpless victim. It is this kind of common misconception that responsible BDSM participants wish to dispel. Restraining a partner and beating them is not BDSM but simply brutality. The heightened sense of responsibility and respect often results in a positive side effect of superior levels of communication which, in the BDSM world, is essential and something that the majority of mainstream couples would be advised to adapt.

As confusing as BDSM is it is far easier to see why some misconceptions are formed. Most physical or 'scene' practices generally are not what they seem. The stereotypical image of the dominant doing as he/she wants with complete disregard to the submissive is one that plagues the BDSM community.

In reality nothing could be further from the truth, the submissive always has the final say. Responsible participants practice the use of good communication up front, the use of a 'safe word' which will stop the action immediately and a period of communication after any event to discuss what could be better for the next time.

Another common misconception is that BDSM is dangerous. Certainly some specific activities are more athletic than others but running an ice cube along a partners' body probably isn't life threatening. For the more strenuous activities it is advisable that the players are in good physical shape and have a good understanding of what they are doing and this is where the community aspect can play a helpful part. The shared education and experience of others can prove invaluable. Furthermore BDSM is not intended to be sexist. Sexism imposes dominant/submissive roles according to gender whereas BDSM roles are designated according to feelings and shared eroticism.

The more elaborate BDSM activities take a lot of preparation, attention, time and energy. When it comes to sex many practitioners often find themselves having more non-BDSM sex than they do BDSM sex but as we've already discussed it's not all about sex. BDSM is as much an attitude as it is an act and often spills into non-sexual related activities. A simple everyday task of travelling could see the dominant driving to express power or the submissive driving as an expression of caring for the dominant. Who's actually in charge can be far from obvious.

So who likes BDSM? I think the more appropriate question is who doesn't like BDSM? People interested in BDSM come from all walks of life. From those with abusive backgrounds where BDSM activities are part of the healing process, those with healthy backgrounds who are looking for fulfilment to those who are identified as 'lifers' who have had fantasies from as far back as they can remember and are now making them a reality.

One thing you can be sure of is that BDSM will always attract a certain curiosity. People will come from all genders and orientations establishing common ground between heterosexuals, homosexuals and any other orientation that you can think of. Before you dismiss BDSM and vouch that you would never participate in such an act or lifestyle, can you be so sure that you haven't, to a certain degree, done so already?

Friday, April 28, 2006

Gilmore Girl is Wonder Woman?



According to this very French and very obssesed fan site Lauren Graham of the Gilmore Girls is being considered to play Wonder Woman in the upcoming movie.

And now I have all these images in my head of Lauren Graham tying me up with a golden lasso and making me tell the truth.

They made a little photoshop of what it might look like.

CTV.ca | McGill shuts down prof's site over Playboy pics

CTV.ca | McGill shuts down prof's site over Playboy pics

he website of a McGill University computer professor has been shut down after he posted nude pictures of McGill students from the current issue of Playboy.

The photos accompany a story that ranks the Montreal institution as the tenth best party school in North America.

Computer professor Luc Devroye posted the photos in a section of his website dedicated to university news.

Content on his McGill site is unavailable save for a comment from Devroye that denounces the decision.

Under the headline "A sad day," Devroye says that "on April 24, 2006, censorship and political correctness won against academic freedom."

He goes on to apologize to the students, researchers and readers who are unable to access his site

"To the students who are counting on my course notes: sorry. To the researchers who are trying to download my work: sorry. To the conference participants of AofA 2006: sorry," he writes, referring to what is believed to be Analysis of Algorithms 2006.

"To the readers of my daily social commentary: sorry. To the mathematical community: sorry. To the funding agencies of Canada who generously supported my work: sorry. We may be up again one day after purgatory," he said.

The dean of sciences, Martin Grant, told La Presse that it was not a question of censorship, but rather of lack of judgment on the part of a staff member.

"I publish commentaries about what happens at McGill, in conferences, in workshops. I have fun. It's an outlet for me," Devroye wrote in another explanatory note published on the Carleton University website, which is playing temporary host to his web page, minus the controversial photos.

McGill was the only Canadian university to make Playboy's list.

Playboy decides the ranking by sending volunteer interns to different universities to grade the campus on such criteria as male-to-female ratio, the party scene, and how close it's situated to a big city.

According to Playboy, McGill scored big because of its 3-2 woman-to-man ratio and its alluring influence of the francophone Canadians who are "famously open about sex."

In February, McGill may have solidified its Playboy position after lewd photos from a campus party were splashed across four pages of Le Journal de Montreal.

Last October, the university cancelled the last two games of the McGill Redmen football season after an 18-year-old team rookie alleged he was sexually assaulted with a broomstick during a hazing ritual at "Rookie Night" in August.

$1,100 worth of porn and rap

wcbstv.com - Yonkers Woman Gets $1,100 Cable TV Porn Bill: "(AP) YONKERS A 62-year-old retired schoolteacher from Yonkers is fighting with Cablevision over an $1,100 bill for porn and gangsta rap.

Claudia Lee said the charges appeared on her February bill, one month after she bundled her Cable TV, computer and phone services together with Cablevision.

Despite Cablevision's assurances to the state Attorney General's Office that her problem would be resolved, Lee has been forced to pay the company $779 and must cough up an additional $652 by today or her phone, Internet and television service could be cut off.

Cablevision said Lee may not have ordered the Playboy Channel programs, but someone in her home did. Lee counters that she lives alone in her one-bedroom apartment, and is only visited by her 81-year-old mother -- who is not a porn fan.

She said someone has pirated her service. She added that every time she calls Cablevision, she gets somebody new to whom she must retell her problem.

Lee has written to the state Attorney General's Bureau of Consumer Frauds and Protection. In a March 21 response letter to Lee, the bureau advised her that Cablevision had agreed to the bureau's request to resolve Lee's complaint."

Circumcision, Fidelity More Effective HIV Prevention Methods Than Condoms, Abstinence, Researchers Say

Circumcision, Fidelity More Effective HIV Prevention Methods Than Condoms, Abstinence, Researchers Say

Promoting male circumcision and fidelity to one partner seems to be more effective at curbing the spread of HIV than promoting abstinence and condom use, USAID researcher and technical adviser Daniel Halperin said last week, the Chicago Tribune reports. As Halperin and other researchers analyze 20 years of studies on HIV/AIDS throughout Africa, they have tried to "put aside intuitions, emotions, ideologies and look at the evidence in as coldhearted a way as we can," Halperin said. During a speech at a meeting of the Southern African HIV Clinicians Society in Johannesburg, South Africa, Halperin said he and his colleagues discovered that regular sex partners rarely use condoms, and abstinence merely delays HIV infection among young people by one or two years. For example, condom use in Ghana and Senegal seems to have helped in the reduction of the spread of the HIV, which in those countries is particularly prevalent among commercial sex workers and their partners. However, condom use in South Africa and Botswana has had little effect in reducing those countries' HIV epidemics -- which have reached the general population -- because regular sex partners rarely use condoms consistently. In comparison, faithfulness to one partner has worked at reducing HIV prevalence in Uganda and Kenya, according to Halperin. Because a person is more likely to transmit HIV during the first three weeks of contracting the virus, an HIV-positive person who has just one partner during that time is likely to pass the disease to that one person. But if an HIV-positive person in the highly infectious stage has many sexual partners at a time, "the virus spreads like wildfire" as those people in turn have sex with other people, Halperin said. In addition, circumcision has been shown to reduce male-to-female HIV transmission by 60% to 75% (Goering, Chicago Tribune, 4/23). A study published in the November 2005 issue of PLoS Medicine of men living in South Africa finds that male circumcision might reduce the risk of men contracting HIV through sexual intercourse with women by about 60%. Male circumcision might also reduce the risk of HIV transmission from HIV-positive men to their female partners, according to a study of couples in Rakai, Uganda (Kaiser Daily HIV/AIDS Report, 2/9).

Poverty Reduction, Status Awareness
In addition, poverty does not appear necessarily to make a person more susceptible to HIV. "[C]ontrary to popular wisdom, as income levels go up in both men and women, we see higher rates of HIV," Halperin said, adding that people who make more money tend to have more sexual partners. Other HIV prevention methods such as encouraging people to know their status and treating secondary sexually transmitted infections also have not proven effective, Halperin said (Chicago Tribune, 4/23).

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Lora

And the world's sexiest woman is...

And the world's sexiest woman is... - Yahoo! News: "LONDON (Reuters) - British actress Keira Knightley was voted the world's sexiest woman in a magazine poll on Thursday, beating model Keeley Hazel and Hollywood star Scarlett Johansson into second and third place respectively.

The poll, which British magazine FHM said was based on two million votes, saw homegrown model and TV presenter Kelly Brook slip to 5th from first last year, while Angelina Jolie, expecting a baby in mid-May, came fourth.

Beyonce Knowles was the sexiest pop star at number seven and Russian tennis player Maria Sharapova the top sportswoman at number 56.

FHM said the poll was the only one of its kind voted for entirely by the British public."

So it's not really "sexiest woman in the world", then innit?

Calif. Woman Spanked at Work Sues for $1.2M - Yahoo! News

Calif. Woman Spanked at Work Sues for $1.2M - Yahoo! News: "FRESNO, Calif. - Lawyers for a woman who was spanked in front of her co-workers as part of what her employer said was a camaraderie-building exercise asked a jury Wednesday for at least $1.2 million for the humiliation she claimed to have suffered.


Janet Orlando, 53, quit her job at the home security company Alarm One Inc. in Fresno and sued, alleging discrimination, assault, battery and infliction of emotional distress.

Employees were paddled with rival companies' yard signs as part of a contest that pitted sales teams against each other, according to court documents. The winners poked fun at the losers, throwing pies at them, feeding them baby food, making them wear diapers and swatting their buttocks.

'No reasonable middle-aged woman would want to be put up there before a group of young men, turned around to show her buttocks, get spanked and called abusive names, and told it was to increase sales and motivate employees,' her lawyer, Nicholas 'Butch' Wagner, said in his closing argument.

Lawyers for Alarm One, an Anaheim-based, 300-employee company, said the spankings were part of a voluntary program to build camaraderie and were not discriminatory because they were given to both male and female workers."

All the best jokes have preists in them

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realise there is no soap.

Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.

He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way.

Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.

The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.

"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser". To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood.

Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.

Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells . . . ''Holy Mary, Mother of God - hand lotion too!

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Jay Leno attacked for gay jokes

Jay Leno attacked for gay jokes

Tony-winning playwright Jeff Whitty has written an open letter to Jay Leno criticizing him for joking about gays.

“I know you know gay people, Mr. Leno. Are they just jokes to you, to be snickered at behind their backs?,” he wrote to the Tonight Show host.




Whitty, writer of the Broadway musical Avenue Q, said Leno’s frequent cracks about gays are getting old. He singled out a segment with a saddle made for gay cowboys.

“Man, that’s dated,” Whitty says of the Brokeback Mountain spoof. “I turned the television off and felt pretty f—king depressed.”

Whitty used his letter to remind Leno about the oppression gays and lesbians have lived through – and continue to endure.

“Gay people, to you, are great material,” wrote Whitty. “When I think of gay people, I think of the gay news anchor who took a tire iron to the head several times when he was vacationing in St. Maarten's. I think of my friend who was visiting Hamburger Mary's, a gay restaurant in Las Vegas, when a bigot threw a smoke bomb filled with toxic chemicals into the restaurant, leaving the staff and gay clientele coughing, puking, and running in terror. I think of visiting my gay friends at their house in the country, sitting outside for dinner, and hearing, within hundreds of feet of where we sat, taunting voices yelling ‘Faggots.’

“I think of hugging my boyfriend goodbye for the day on 8th Avenue in Manhattan, and being mocked and taunted by passing high school students.”

Whitty pointed out to Leno that many gay people have taken their own lives “because the world was so toxically hostile to them.”

“You think gay people are great material. I think of a silent holocaust that continues to this day. I think of a silent holocaust that is perpetuated by people like you, who seek to minimize us and make fun of us and who I suspect really, fundamentally wish we would just go away.”

The playwright told Leno that coming out of the closet takes more courage than delivering a monologue on national TV every night.

“I daresay I suspect it takes bigger balls to come out of the closet than any thing you have ever done in your life,” he wrote.

Whitty insisted he has a sense of humour and conceded that much about gay life is funny. But he urged Leno to find new targets for his jokes.

“I'm tired of people like you. When I think of gay people, I think of centuries of suffering. I think of really, really good people who've been gravely mistreated for a long time now,” he wrote.

“You've got to cut it out, Jay.”

Leno has apologized in the past to viewers who are offended by certain jokes or sketches. In March he called Wendy Brogin after she criticized him for making a joke about U.S. vice president Dick Cheney's hunting accident by using footage of a shooting outside the Van Nuys courthouse in 2003.

"Apartment" For Rent

Jests and Jokes: "Apartment" For Rent

A proper man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.00.

When he was ready to leave, he told her that he did not have any cash with him but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling it "RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office he decided that the whole event was not worth the price he agreed to pay, so he had his secretary send a note with a check for $250.00 and enclosed the following note:

Dear Madam,

Enclosed find check in the amount of $250.00 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that:

  1. It had never been occupied.
  2. That there was plenty of heat.
  3. That is was small.

Last night I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat and it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250.00 with the following note:

Dear Sir:

I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how turn it on and if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, don't blame me.

Very truly yours,

We'll buy smut if you send us the spam | The Register

We'll buy smut if you send us the spam | The Register: "Spammers get more response from smutty emails than any other form of junk email.

While penis pill offers and pharmacy drugs continue to bring in a small percentage of punters, as many as one in 20 recipients visit porno websites after receiving lewd come-ons by email. Response rates for pharmacy drugs (0.02 per cent) and 'Rolex watch offers (0.0075 per cent) are miniscule by comparison, according to a study by email filtering firm CipherTrust. The sales to click-through ratio for pharmacy drugs is one to 150.
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The CipherTrust statistics refer to the percentage of end users who actually click through and buy products from spam received.

Given junk mail messages are sent in the hundreds of millions per day, it's easy to see why spamming continues to attract the unscrupulous.

The firm notes that as well as representing a nuisance to many email users, spam messages also pose a security risk as a means to trick users into visiting maliciously constructed websites."

Obscenity statute still dead

Creative Loafing - Creative Loafing Atlanta: News: Brief: Obscenity statute still dead

Consider it one small step for free-speech advocates -- and one giant step for sex-crazed Georgians: The 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals has upheld a February ruling that Georgia's obscenity statute is unconstitutional.

The February ruling ushered in what could be a golden age for obscenity in Georgia. While shops sold sex toys and graphic porn before the ruling, they did so at their own risk and were often the target of raids and legal action.

"This should resolve any doubt over whether the statute is around anymore," says Cary Wiggins, who argued the case for This, That & the Other, a Smyrna head shop.

Owners of the shop filed suit against Cobb County in 2000, after Cobb officials tried to shut down the store by invoking the state's seldom-used ban on selling vibrators and dildos. After a five-year court battle, the 11th Circuit Court sided with This, That & the Other -- and overturned Georgia's obscenity ban.

Cobb County responded by requesting that a panel of all the judges of the 11th Circuit Court hear the case "en banc." But on April 14, a three-judge panel denied that motion, affirming its earlier decision. "[O]ur panel opinion clearly holds that, based on the law of the case, the entire [statute] is unconstitutional," the ruling stated.

Yet Georgia's period of ultimate obscenity soon may come to an end. The state Legislature could draft a new obscenity statute during the 2007 legislative session.

Lawmakers declined to introduce an anti-obscenity bill in the waning weeks of the most recent session -- even after state Attorney General Thurbert Baker sent Gov. Sonny Perdue a letter alerting him that the obscenity ban had been struck down. Copies of the letter also were sent to the high-ranking members of the state House and Senate, according to Russ Willard, spokesman for the attorney general's office.

"[The Legislature] chose to do nothing," Willard says, "even though they had ample opportunity."

Cobb County has the option of appealing the April 14 ruling to the U.S. Supreme Court.

Women are dangerous

Woman as a dangerous substance

Index

Woman as a dangerous substance

ELEMENT: Women
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg
OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

* Surface usually covered in painted film
* Boils at nothing; freezes w/o known reason
* Melts if given special treatment
* Bitter if incorrectly used
* Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
* Yields if pressure applied in correct places

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

* Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones
* Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
* May explode spontaneously w/o prior warning and for no apparent reason
* Insoluble in liquids, but actively increases greatly in saturation of alcohol
* Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USES:

* Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
* Can be a great aid to relaxation
* Very effective cleaning agent

TESTS:

* Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state
* Turns green when placed beside a betta specimen

HAZARDS:

* Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
* Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other
Index

Woman as a dangerous substance

ELEMENT: Women
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg
OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

* Surface usually covered in painted film
* Boils at nothing; freezes w/o known reason
* Melts if given special treatment
* Bitter if incorrectly used
* Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
* Yields if pressure applied in correct places

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

* Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones
* Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
* May explode spontaneously w/o prior warning and for no apparent reason
* Insoluble in liquids, but actively increases greatly in saturation of alcohol
* Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USES:

* Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
* Can be a great aid to relaxation
* Very effective cleaning agent

TESTS:

* Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state
* Turns green when placed beside a betta specimen

HAZARDS:

* Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
* Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other

Impeachment

Big Boobs in China

Tempest in a D-cup as bust sizes grow - Yahoo! News: "BEIJING (Reuters) - Bra producers have been forced to offer bigger cup-sizes in China because improved nutrition is busting all previous chest measurement records.


'It's so different from the past when most young women would wear A- or B-cup bras,' Triumph brand saleswoman Zhang Jing told the Shanghai Daily from the Landmark Plaza of China's commercial hub.

'You...never expect those thin women to have such nice figures if they are not plastic.'

The report, seen on the daily's Web site Tuesday, said that the Hong Kong-based lingerie firm Embry Group no longer produces A-cups for larger chest circumferences and has increased production of C-, D- and E-cup bras to meet pressing demand.

The Beijing Institute of Clothing Technology released a report last week saying the average chest circumference of Chinese women has risen by nearly 1 cm (0.4 inch) to 83.53 cm (32.89 inches) since the early 1990s, the daily said.

This phenomenon, it said, was due to women eating more nutritiously and taking part in more sport.

Similar growth in the average height of children prompted a rethink last year in Beijing on the height allowance for free bus rides."

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

She Gets Around

Xinhua - English: "BEIJING, April 24 -- Madonna reportedly enjoyed a lesbian affair with gay model Jenny Shimizu -- the same woman who had a fling with Hollywood beauty Angelina Jolie.


The former Calvin Klein model, who is said to have had an eight year lesbian relationship with Jolie, has revealed how the Queen of Pop chose her for romance to British newspaper News of the World.

'She spotted me on a casting video and called me out of the blue,' Jenny said. 'She asked me to dinner and I went to her house. Nothing happened that night, but we both felt an immediate attraction.

'Then two days later I went back to a party and instantly we both knew that we'd end up in bed together.'

Jenny admits, 'From the age of 14 I'd watched her videos and thought. 'I'm going to have sex with that gorgeous woman one day.''

'And that night my fantasy came true - again and again and again.'

Shimizu is now reportedly dating British TV presenter Rebecca Loos - who hit the headlines in 2004 when she claimed she enjoyed an extra-marital affair with soccer ace David Beckham."

One in ten Swedish boys views porn daily

The Local - One in ten Swedish boys views porn daily: "One in ten boys at upper secondary school looks at pornography once a day and one in 25 has seen child pornography at some point, according to a new study

The report, from researchers at Lund University, showed that while only 0.2 percent of girls looked at porn every day, 9.9 percent of boys did so.

The findings have been published in an anthology of essays on young people and porn released by the Swedish Media Council, a government agency. The council's chief administrator, Ann Katrin Agebäck, said that the popularity of porn gave 'cause for concern.'

'However, things are not as bad as the media often paints them to be.'"

Dragonladies


Qi Pao style : A model displays body paint at a live exhibition of the Qi Pao, the classic Chinese Dress, to officially launch Australian Fashion Week in Sydney. (AFP/Greg Wood)

Monday, April 24, 2006

The Latest Buzz on Sex Toy Laws

Hammer of Truth » The Latest Buzz on Sex Toy Laws: "While the respective state laws may vary a bit, it’s basically illegal to sell sex toys in Texas, Mississippi and Alabama. They are currently trying to outlaw them in South Carolina and Tennessee.

I’ve been doing what I can (cached from an old site of mine) to support the sex toy merchants in Alabama, but people keep telling me to ignore the issue because it’s simply a case of some archaic law which hasn’t been taken off the books. With recent Supreme Court cases combined with current attempts to outlaw sex toys in South Carolina and Tennessee, this is clearly not a case of some dumb old law; it’s a political movement — which means we have to fight back. They’ve already tried to suggest that the Hummingbird Twister is the gateway drug which leads to prostitution; I’m waiting to see how the neocons will link the Chocolate Invader to the War on Terrorism.

A couple of years ago, Xeni Jardin suggested how to start fighting back:

This calls for massive civil disobedience. FreeTheAlabamaVibrator.com is still available, people — it’s time to stick it to the Man.

It’s going to take T-Shirts, bumper stickers, blogs, Internet graphics and video and other clever ideas to fight this. In that spirit, I started to look for sui"

Mila Kunis Naked



Here's Mila Kunis from That 70's Show and Family Guy, naked.






And here's another, where she shows all.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Justify My Friendship

Justify My Friendship: "Real Life Reasons Women Have Given For Just Wanting to Be 'Just Friends'"


  • "...I'm just not attracted to you!  You're *very cute*,
    though." -- Bob
    I bet she likes ripping the stuffing out of teddy bears, too.

  • Subject: A sick twist...

    Actually, I have a female friend that I would *like* to remain friends
    with, and vice versa, as we are both married to other people. But, for
    some reason (unconscious body signals? pheromones?) she thinks I am
    attempting something more, and, after three weeks of aggravation, we may
    have to dissolve the initial friendship.

    Not quite along the lines of your very funny pages, but darkly humorous
    nonetheless. -- B-K.P.
    Um. Boy, that 'already married' thing sorta sneaks up on ya, don't it?

My ex-wife's gift to me....

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Gummi Sex

Bettie Page Movie Review

Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news.: "Now she takes on another decade and another huge theme, and does it by focusing on one of the most potent American sexual icons of the ‘50s. Telling the personal story of Bettie Page allows Harron and her screenwriter, Guinevere Turner, to comment on the strange mix of repression and freedom that defined sexuality in that era. Bettie, played with glorious abandon by Gretchen Mol, starts out as a good girl, on track to become the valedictorian of her high school. When she falls just a touch short, things start to suddenly not add up to what Bettie had planned for her life. She suffers through one rotten marriage, then takes off in pursuit of a new goal, determined to act. She’s so innocent, so open in the way she approaches people that it’s inevitable she gets hurt, more than once. And still... there’s something sunny about her. Bettie never seems to give in to that thing that changes so many people in LA, that turns them bitter. And it’s not an act... it’s just something about her essential nature. When she stumbles into photography modeling one day on the beach (literally), it’s like Arthur pulling the sword from the stone. There’s something so natural about the way she simply embraces this gift she has. And it’s funny... you write that, and there�"

Texans have little dicks

• A recent study by Pfizer Incorporated notes that Texas’ average penis length is seven percent lower than in its neighboring states.

Friday, April 21, 2006

Equality Means Great Sex

Equality means great sex : Mail & Guardian Online

Equality breeds attempt. A global study has found that people living in countries with high levels of equality between men and women enjoy the best sex, with the over-40s saying they are most satisfied.

Middle-aged and older people who live in Western countries with more gender equality between men and women are most likely to report being satisfied with their sex lives, according to the study.

In questionnaires carried out by urologists, psychologists, epidemiologists and sexologists, nearly 300 000 people in 29 countries were asked about how satisfied they were with their sex lives and relationships, and about their physical ability to have sex.

Nations categorised as having more -“gender-equal” relationships are more likely to report having fulfilling sex lives in their later years.

People in long-term relationships reported having the best sex, but across all countries men are more likely to say they have a good sex life than their partners, who are consistently a little less pleased.

Austrians aged 40 to 80 claim to have the highest satisfactions with both their relationships and sex lives, followed by Canadians and Swedes.

A middle group of “male-dominated” countries was identified, including Morocco, Turkey and the Philippines. But the Asian countries surveyed ranked the lowest, with people in Japan, Taiwan and China reporting the least satisfaction with their sex lives.

In Japan 50% report they are satisfied with their sex lives but only 15% are happy with their relationships.

While those in long-term relationships have the best sex lives, changing partners after your 40s is the best guarantee of cashing in on the sexual revolution, the Global Study of Sexual Attitudes and Behaviours finds.

Edward Laumann, professor of sociology at the University of Chicago, the lead author of a paper on the study published on Wednesday in the journal Archives of Sexual Behaviour, said: “If you’re dating from the age of 40-plus you have relatively better satisfaction than those who are married. People who are divorced or widowed are more likely to be physically active and capable of full sex lives.

“It’s clear that sexual satisfaction plays a strong role in people’s general happiness later in life and quality of relationships play a big role in that. But men and women evaluate sexual well-being differently. For women the quality of relationship is a much bigger component than men.”

Clive Gingell, a United Kingdom-based urologist who worked on the study, which was funded by the drugs company Pfizer, said: “The majority of men and women are having an active sexual life past the age of 40 and up to their 80s. It’s surprisingly high in all countries, with between 70% and 80% of people saying they have had sex in the previous 12 months.’’

He added: “This is the generation that changed society a huge amount and sex lives seem to be improving because of that.” -- © Guardian Newpapers 2006

Countries that enjoy good sex:
# Austria

# Canada

# Sweden

# Germany

# Spain


Countries that don’t get very much:
# Japan

# Taiwan

# China

# Thailand

# Indonesia

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Lurid Past

Lurid Past | Jokes | Stupid Fun | Maxim Magazine UK: "After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past

'C'mon, tell me,' she asked for the thousandth time, 'how many women have you slept with?'

'Baby,' he protested, 'if I told you, you'd throw a fit'.

Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.

'Okay,' he said, 'One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13..'"

It's not sexual harrassment if it's comedy

Calif. court: no harassment in TV show sex jokes | Reuters.com

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - The California Supreme Court ruled on Thursday that writers have the right to talk dirty and make lewd comments while creating a television situation comedy without having to worry about being sued.

The court said the writers of the hit TV series "Friends" did not create a hostile work environment or sexually harass a woman who worked for them by transcribing their raucous work sessions creating programs.

The case was closely watched in Hollywood, where several leading writers and civil liberties lawyers said the suit threatened to undermine freedom of speech and the creative process.

A spokesman for Warner Bros. Television, named as a defendant in the suit, hailed the ruling, saying: "Now we can continue doing what we do best, writing and producing hit television shows with the knowledge that our speech is protected."

The unanimous ruling by the state's high court upheld a lower-court decision throwing out the sexual harassment claim brought by former "Friends' transcriber Amaani Lyle against the writers and producers of the NBC sitcom.

She said was fired after complaining about being subjected to racial and sexual slurs. The show's writers said Lyle lost her job because she was a slow typist who often missed the jokes she was supposed to transcribe.

The Supreme Court said because "Friends" was an "adult-oriented comedy show featuring sexual themes," Lyle should have expected coarse language from writers producing jokes and scripts.

Porn Links Board

The porn links board! :: Index

a site for people into boots

Small' penis drives teenager to suicide

IOL: 'Small' penis drives teenager to suicide: "Singapore - An 18-year-old student jumped to his death because he was convinced his genitals were too small, a Singapore coroner's report said on Wednesday.

In delivering the verdict of suicide, state Coroner Tan Boon Heng said that the incident highlighted the importance of sex education in and outside schools.

The junior college student's death showed that even intelligent young people can be 'victims of misinformation,' Tan said.

'The deceased was so tormented by his unfounded (belief in his) inadequacy that it drove him to end his life,' the ruling said.

The doctor told him that his penis was normal
The case is being forwarded to the ministry of education.

Sex education in the city-state is delivered as a short series of lessons."

Sorority Girls are Ho's

TAMPA - This morning, Tampa Police raided the Sigma Delta Pi sorority house at Westborn College. Twenty three women age 19-24 were arrested on charges that included pandering, hazing violations, racketeering, and recording sexual acts without the permission of the participants.
As part of the initiation into the sorority, each of the 36 pledges were “required to have sex or oral sex on a first date with 7 partners in a two week period” according to district attorney Michael Watts. “These [partners] had to be men they did not know chosen from a popular online dating service. There is evidence that at least 2 of the senior girls in the sorority received in excess of $2500 in checks from men who were pre-selected as sex-dates for the pledges.”


District Attorney Michael Watts

It is suspected that all 36 of the pledges who are now Sigma Delta Pi sisters went on sex-dates with a total of more than 250 different men. Two of the dates are reported to have been with high school seniors from nearby Shelby High School.

According to reports, at least 3 men were informed of the hazing ritual. They then created profiles at the online dating site and paid the senior sorority girls to encourage the pledges to select them. These three men have been taken into custody and police expect more arrests to be made by the conclusion of the investigation.

At the scene, police seized computers that had more than 20 hours of digital videos recordings of the pledges engaged in sexual intercourse in the sorority house. The videos were apparently recorded without the knowledge of the male partners via a web cam mounted on a computer monitor. The records of the online dating service have also been subpoenaed.
Last year’s track and field triple gold medal winner Lisa Danie was among the girls arrested. A tearful Coach Kolowski lamented, “I just don’t see how Lisa was involved in something like this. I don’t think we’re gonna have a chance at winning the Division C title this year without her. She is our star. She can't be guilty - I just know she's innocent."

Paula Rogers, spokesperson for Westborn College, stated “This is not a accurate reflection of the students or Christian teachings at Westborn College. Hazing is a very serious offense and we have a zero-tolerance policy for that kind of behavior. The Sorority’s official status has been revoked and the girls who were arrested have been suspended pending the outcome of a full investigation. We're going to get to the bottom of all this.”

The arrests concluded a 1-month investigation that involved the Tampa Bay Police Department and the CDC (Center For Disease Control). According to reports, many of the girls were having unprotected sex and the CDC was called in because of potential health concerns. Some outraged parents are asking why action wasn’t taken sooner, but police officials insist that they acted as soon as they had collected enough evidence to press charges.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Porn Industry Again at the Tech Forefront - Los Angeles Times

Porn Industry Again at the Tech Forefront - Los Angeles Times: "A top producer of hard-core porn will start selling downloadable movies that customers can burn to DVD and watch on their TVs, illustrating how Southern California's multibillion-dollar adult entertainment industry may again set the technological pace for Hollywood.

Letting people burn downloaded movies is considered key to the growth of online distribution. Despite the proliferation of fast Internet connections, most people still want to watch movies on television but lack an easy way to get them off the computer. Plus, hard drives can store only so many space-hogging movies.


Hollywood has resisted burnable discs that can be watched on televisions because they fear piracy. It also doesn't want to alienate retailers, which sell most of its DVDs. But if history is any guide, the online experiment by adult entertainment giant Vivid Entertainment Group will be watched closely by mainstream studio chiefs.

"The simple fact is porn is an early adopter of new media," said Paul Saffo, director of the Institute for the Future in Palo Alto. "If you're trying to get something established … you're going to privately and secretly hope and pray that the porn industry likes your medium."

Los Angeles-based Vivid will start selling burnable movies May 8 through online movie service CinemaNow. Marina del Rey-based CinemaNow last fall launched an adult service that it uses to experiment with features that might eventually become mainstream — such as pay-per-minute movie rentals and the ability to save favorite scenes.

Vivid, producer of such titles as "Bad Wives" and "Generation Sex," will offer 30 downloadable videos for about $19.95 apiece that include everything that is on a standard DVD — cover art, scene navigation, bonus material and deleted scenes. The finished disc will be copy-protected to deter piracy.

Despite their obvious differences, adult and mainstream entertainment companies face similar pressures in the Internet age. Both are grappling with how to deliver content securely and reliably to devices in a variety of ways, whether it's prepackaged on DVD for TVs or sent wirelessly to cellphones.

Philipinos say Da Vinci Code is Porn

Comparing the author of the best-selling "The Da Vinci Code" to Adolf Hitler, an anti-pornography group yesterday asked President Arroyo to ban the showing of the film version of Dan Brown’s controversial novel. Declaring that allowing "the most pornographic and blasphemous film in history" to be shown would "break" the Christian faith around the world, the Philippine Alliance Against Pornography Inc. (PAAP) said the President should order the National Bureau of Investigation, Philippine National Police and the Bureau of Customs to confiscate and destroy master copies of the film, which stars Tom Hanks. In a statement, PAAP spokesman Aldo Filomeno said copies of Brown’s books available in bookstores and related establishments should also be destroyed. Finally, the group wants Brown to be declared persona non grata in the country. The PAAP also appealed to Pope Benedict XVI, the Catholic Bishops’ Conference of the Philippines (CBCP) and other religious groups to help in stopping the showing of the controversial film. The "Da Vinci Code," a work of fiction, claims that Jesus Christ married Mary Magdalene and even had children with her, including the Merovingian kings of France, Filomeno noted. The novel claims that the fabled Holy Grail was actually Magdalene, not the chalice used in the Last Supper, and that Magdalene’s womb served as the "chalice" from which the royal blood of Jesus flowed forth in posterity. Because of these claims, Filomeno said the book’s film version is considered unconstitutional, illegal and immoral.Filomeno said showing "Da Vinci Code," which is scheduled for worldwide release during the first week of May, would be in gross violation of Presidential Decree 1986 and Article 201 of the Revised Penal Code.

Avril Lavigne has a nice butt


She's become oddly attractive. Baby's got back.

What women's prison is really like.

12 things worth knowing

Die Emmers: "12 Things Possibly Worth Knowing:

1. In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from
looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
5. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.
8. In Cali, Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother"

Dermatology websites are the new porn

Health & Medical News - Dermatology websites are the new porn - 18/04/2006

Porn seekers are finding a new source of online images, doctors have discovered.

They're downloading images of diseased genitalia from dermatology websites, sites that were originally set up to educate doctors.

Dr Christoph Lehmann and colleagues, from Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore, noticed a marked jump in queries for images of genital areas from their searchable archive of clinical photographs.

They investigated and published their results in the latest issue of the Journal of the American Academy of Dermatology.

The researchers assessed request patterns received by the site over 6 months, in terms of diagnosis, age group and anatomical site.

Of the more than 7800 dermatological images available on the site, 5.5% involve genital regions. But 12% of queries for a specific diagnosis involved a genital area.

Also 37% of the requests for an anatomical site involved a genital region, and 12% of the 10,000 free text queries were for images of genitalia.

In searches that specified both an age group and an anatomical site, images involving children were 48% more likely to be requested than those involving an adult.

An analysis of the top 43 referring sites to the dermatology service revealed that 21% were pornographic or fetish sites. But these sites only accounted for 14.3% of all 141,285 referrals.

"Developers of online clinical image libraries containing potentially sensitive health information on topics such as sexuality and anatomy must be aware of issues beyond technical and domain knowledge," the authors say.

"Anonymous misuse of collaborative archives must be anticipated, addressed and prevented to preserve their integrity and the integrity of the learning communities they support."

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

MySpace Faces a Perp Problem

Wired News: MySpace Faces a Perp Problem: "According to his MySpace page, the 41-year-old San Bruno, California, resident is single, a Sagittarius, a nonsmoker and nondrinker, and counts an online stripper among his six friends. But California's online database of registered sex offenders offers a different profile of the same man: convictions for forced sodomy, oral sex and 'lewd and lascivious acts' -- all with a person under the age of 14.

A 22-year-old man in San Francisco comes off as a typical college student on MySpace, professing a love for beat poetry, nature and obscure coffee house bands. His profile doesn't mention that he's a convicted child molester.

Wired News ran the names of randomly selected registered sex offenders in San Francisco and neighboring Sonoma County through MySpace's user search engine, and turned up no fewer than five men whose self-reported names, photographs, ages, astrological signs, locations and (in two instances) heights matched those of profiles on the state's online sex offender registry.

In two additional cases, the information posted on MySpace was sufficient to suggest a probable but not certain match. Repeated e-mails to all seven men through MySpace were not answered.

None of the men appeared to have minors listed on their MySpace friends list.

Assuming the profiles are authentic, the easily verified presence of registered sex offenders in the online community highlights the difficulties MySpace faces as it seeks to clean up its content and public image, while maintaining the flexibility and privacy that has drawn more than 70 million users to its website.

Jerry Fallwell: still a big fag

Supreme Court declines Falwell Web appeal - Tech News & Reviews - MSNBC.com: "WASHINGTON - Evangelist Jerry Falwell lost a U.S. Supreme Court appeal Monday of a case that sought to shut down a Web site with a similar name but opposite views on homosexuals.

Falwell claims that a gay man from New York City improperly draws people to a site by using a common misspelling of the reverend's name as the site's domain name.

A federal judge sided with Falwell, whose ministry based in Virginia but has ties around the world, on grounds that Christopher Lamparello's domain name was nearly identical to the trademark bearing Falwell's name and could confuse Web surfers.


Last year, the 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals disagreed and said Lamparello was free to operate his 'gripe site' about Falwell's views on gays at http://www.fallwell.com. Lamparello 'clearly created his Web site intending only to provide a forum to criticize ideas, not to steal customers,' the court said.

The Supreme Court has now refused to take Falwell’s appeal of that ruling.

Falwell's Web site, http://www.falwell.com, is more high-tech, with pictures of the minister and sales material for books and videos.

Lamparello's Web site, which has a link to the Falwell Ministries' site, is mainly in black and white, with no photographs or items for sale. He co"

Tom Cruise, Placenta Eating Freak!

Backpage Article Display: "London - Tom Cruise has revealed he plans to eat his new baby's placenta, Ananova.com reports.

Cruise's fiancé is due to give birth in the next few days.

According to the Mirror Tom said: 'I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there.'

The actor has even been carrying out his own medical scans on the foetus after buying himself an ultrasound machine.

Tom also revealed he and Katie have been preparing for the birth by studying at their Beverly Hills home.

He said: 'We've been studying what a woman goes through. What happens to her body. It's just kind of becoming this fun game of learning.'

Cruise said his sex life with Katie had made him realise one-night stands were 'horrible'.

He added: 'Great sex is a by-product for me of a great relationship, where you have communication. It's an extension of that. If you're not in good communication with your partner, it sucks.'"

Monday, April 17, 2006

Monica

Experts: Porn shops don't hike crime

Journal Inquirer - State/Region - 04/17/2006 - Experts: Porn shops don't hike crime: "Opponents of a new sexually oriented store in town told the Board of Directors in February that the business would bring more sexually related crime, attract dangerous people, and hurt local children.


Having Very Intimate Pleasures, or VIP, open in the former Huffman-Koos store at the Tolland Turnpike exit from Interstate 84 also would cause an image problem for the 'city of village charm,' speakers said.

But experts in the field say there's no proof that a store that sells pornography will cause additional crime.

Lori Sudderth, an associate professor at Quinnipiac University with a doctorate in sociology, says there's no evidence that pornography causes 'sexually aggressive behavior.'

'We can link it to attitude; we can't link it to sexually-related behavior,' she says.

Clinton Sanders, a University of Connecticut professor and an expert in deviant behavior, strongly agrees.'There's absolutely no causal relationship,' he says. 'All those arguments are a smokescreen for the main concern: That these are dirty things and we don't want dirty people coming here.'"

A new trend

Real CFNM Blog » About Me: "Hello I’m Sarah and once again I want to welcome you here at my CFNM blog! This blog has been a long time due since me and my girlfriends (or “The Slut Squad” as we kiddingly call ourselves ;) ) have for a long time been discussing how not many women know about CFNM.

CFNM is freedom for me and my girlfriends. When we go out on a Hen’s Night Out we shine more than we have ever done in our lives. We’re all happily married with men we love but we also have open relationships; I can go out and give a hot stripper a blowjob and he can tap some slut from the pub’s ass! What we’ve found out is actually that our own sex life has improved dramatically by trying other sexual partners and the same goes for my girlfriends.

And even if you know that your husband would not approve of you having fun with male strippers then go do it anyway! It’s such an incredible adrenaline kick to be at a Hen’s Night Out stripper party that you will want to try it at least once! Send over your girlfriends to my site and I’ll do my best to convince them that you are all going out for a little bit of naughty fun on friday ;) ! Remember, life is too short not to do everything you want to!"

Sunday, April 16, 2006

National/World - Steamy postage pic stamped out

ottawasun.com - National/World - Steamy postage pic stamped out: "

Sun, April 16, 2006
Steamy postage pic stamped out

By SUN MEDIA




CALGARY -- Sultry personal postage stamp images have been returned-to-sender by Canada Post, leaving a Calgary photographer claiming his work is being censored.

Photographer Frederick Potter said he was excited to learn Canada Post offers a service that allows people to customize and order stamps by using their own photographs.

But when some artistic shots of his Ukrainian wife Oleanna Potter -- topless and with Maple Leafs covering her breasts -- were rejected as inappropriate, Frederick said he was baffled.

'It's arbitrary censorship,' he said. 'Would a picture of a baby on a bearskin rug be considered child pornography? ... where does it end?'

In an e-mail to the Potters, an employee with the Canadian Bank Note Company, which partners with Canada Post to offer the customized service, said they couldn't approve the image due to Canadian flag etiquette.

Oleanna, who moved to Canada over three years ago, said she is surprised by the response.

'I feel like I'm in a very conservative country,' she said. "

Jellyfish Up Your Butt

Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of Garbage sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temp. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is I take the hose and stuff it down the back of my neck. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. This is even worse than the poison ivy you once had under a cast. Now I had that hose down my back. I don't have any hair on my back, so the jellyfish couldn't get stuck to my back. My butt crack was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he along with 5 other divers were laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make 3 agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling 35 minutes before I could come to the surface for my dry chamber decompression. I got to the surface wearing nothing but my brass helmet. My suit and gear were tied to the bell. When I got on board the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to shove it "up my butt" when I get in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't crap for two days because my butthole was swollen shut. I found out that this could easily have been prevented if the suction hose was placed on the leeward side of the ship. Anyway, the next time you have a bad day at the office, think of me. Think about how much worse your day would be if you were to shove a jellyfish up your butt. I hope you have no bad days at the office. But if you do, I hope this will make them more tolerable. Take care, and I hope to hear from you soon. Love you, Tom

Biggu Dikku and Kancho Assasins

Ok, so I'm an assisstant teacher in three Japanese middle schools. The grade levels are ichinensei, ninensei, and sannensei. Translated this just means "1st years", "2nd years", and "3rd years", and it's equivalent to American 7-9th grades. So the kids are about 12-15 years old.

For the ichinensei, they JUST started learning English. So this means they know nothing. Well, they know "Good Morning" and "I go to school by bike", but that's about it. Some of them don't even know that. It's not a bad thing, try to think about how much Spanish/French/German you knew after 3 years of it in High School. I took HS Spanish for 3 years and all I took out of it was "Yo quiero taco bell". My apologies to Mrs. Gonzalez, Ms. Kuchinski, and Mrs. Mach.

You know what's kind of funny though? Some kids can't say "Good morning", but damn near all of them can ask if I have a big dick. Or, "bigu dikku" in Engrish.

Y'see, Japan's an island no bigger than California, where everything is filtered. There are so few foreigners here, their only impressions of things outside of Japan comes from the media. And to be honest, they don't really give a damn about anything other than America. So yeah, try to imagine a country where the perceptions of you are created by your movies, music, and MTV. And when you stop crying and shaking at the sheer horror of that thought, I'll be here waiting.

....Okay? Ok. So anyway, the whole "black men have big dicks" stereotype stretches far and wide, even to the nation's 12 year olds. Part of why I'm here is not just to kind of sort of help teach English, but to "broaden cultural perceptions". Break stereotypes, challenge preconcieved notions, all that jazz. That's good and all, but this is one stereotype I think I'm just gonna let slide.

So anyway, I get asked "bigu dikku" A LOT. Every 2-3 days in fact, which is amazing considering I got asked this question about 2-3 times *in my entire life* in America. Locker room jokes aside. How do you answer that anyway? To a 12-15 year old? I wave them off and say "No no no." Then they say "Oh, sumaru dikku?" (trans. "Small dick?") and OF COURSE that's wrong so I have to correct them. It's just a no-win stiuation.

On the days I'm avoiding them asking me that, I'm avoiding them actually trying to grab it. I shit you not, I have to play Dodgedick with Japanese Jr. High kids on a weekly basis. Boys and girls! Age, gender, doesn't matter, they all want a stab at it. The boys are actually more persistant though. I had one boy grab for it, and when I said "No!" he put his hands together and, in English, said "Please!" Oh hell no. I was sitting next to a 12-year old boy who kept grabbing at it, and when I told him "No!" he asked "Why not?" I wondered if there weren't some cultural bounds I wasn't understsanding, so I said clearly "age 10 years and become female since birth, then we'll talk." His solution was to ask the girl sitting next to him to trade seats, grab my dick, and tell him about it.

That is so NOT what I meant.

I wish I could say it stops there, but actually, it gets worse. Let me introduce you to a game Japanese kids like to play called "Kancho."

Actually, it's not so much a "game" as it is kids clasping their hands together, sticking out their first fingers, and shoving them up your butt. I'm really not joking.

You know, before we come to Japan, they tell us a lot of ultimately useless stuff. What kind of computer to bring, if our DVD's will work, clothing sizes, that kind of nonsense. Nowhere, and I mean nowhere, in the 3-4 months of orientations did anyone ever mention that at some point, a Japanese kid may try to stick their fingers up our butt. That's something I would have liked to know, personally.

It's called Kancho, and just about any kid can be a Kancho Assassin. Even the sweetest little girl may be prone to jam her fingers up your ass the second you turn around. This happened to one of my friends, which just goes to show - don't trust anyone. I'd say the little girls are the most dangerous cause they have natural ways of lowering your defenses.

I was pretty lucky. Before I came, I bought a really big, really baggy pair of pants. The kids try to Kancho...but they just have no idea where my ass is! It's beautiful! I had one kid try and find his fingers hit nothing but jean fabric and air. Yes! But I've actually gotten pretty good at dodging it, much like Spider-man I have developed a Kancho Sense that tells me where and when it's coming before it comes. I parry fingers like a pro. My record is still 100% Kancho Free. Ha! America 2, Japan 0.

All in a day's work I suppose.

Is John Dillinger's Preserved Willie on Display at the Smithsonian?

Is John Dillinger's Preserved Willie on Display at the Smithsonian?: "Dear Guide:

You are no doubt tired of hearing this, so I will be brief and not waste much of your time. I believe I read an article by Robert Anton Wilson a ways back regarding the Smithsonian or some D.C. museum housing private parts of famous people — John Dillinger, for example. Is there any truth to this folklore?


Dear Reader:

None that I could discover. What's more, the very idea that so august and respectable an edifice as the Smithsonian Institution would house an exhibit of celebrity genitalia rings absurd. (That said, I should note that there are at least two museums in Washington, D.C. — the Armed Forces Institute of Pathology and the National Museum of Health & Museum — where various medical specimens, including diseased or organs, are on display.

But none of those belonged to famous people, abnormal sexual so far as I'm aware.)

The absurdity of it notwithstanding, Maxim magazine reports that the Smithsonian receives a hundred or more requests per year for viewings of the purportedly pickled penis of Prohibition-era gangster John Dillinger.

What gives?

The case of the prominent posthumous bulge

First off, there must be a reason for all this prurient interest in the fate of Mr. Dillinger's willie, and one needn't look far to find it. Consider the entry on the World Sexual Records Web site entitled "Did John Dillinger have a 20-inch penis?" As the inquiry suggests, the size of Dillinger's organ has become something of an urban legend unto itself. Apparently, a photograph taken of Dillinger's shrouded body shortly after he was shot and killed by FBI agents in 1934 (which you can view on the Indianapolis Star Web site) featured an abnormally large protrusion in the pelvic region. Which naturally set people to talking. So prominent was this posthumous bulge, estimated to be anywhere from 13 to 28 inches high, that one of the pathologists in attendance decided to preserve the abnormally large organ for posterity. Or so the story goes.

Skeptics have objected all along that the protruberance could be explained by something as ordinary as a lifted knee or the placement of an arm beneath the sheet. Or maybe the entire tableau was someone's idea of a joke. We do know there's at least one other morgue photo in which the questionable bulge does not appear. For what it's worth, Dillinger's 1934 autopsy report makes no mention of a detached or missing penis; in fact, it makes no mention of his private parts at all.

None of which is to say that someone with access to the corpse couldn't have made off with the legendary appendage between the autopsy and the burial and preserved it. Stranger things have happened. Suspended in a quart or so of formaldehyde, John Dillinger's pickled willie would have made a stunning exhibit in a carnival sideshow 50-some-odd years ago — right next to the jar containing Adolf Hitler's brain."

Gay Science

Political Cartoons (Picture 34)

Every time a pair of sodomites gets hitched a straight couple dies in a mysterious car accident.

Michelle Trachtenberg Shows Her Ass Crack

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Are you 1337?

Einstein Equated Monogamy With Monotony

Ten Obscure Factoids Concerning Albert Einstein: "'All marriages are dangerous,' he once told an interviewer. 'Marriage is the unsuccessful attempt to make something lasting out of an incident.' He was notoriously unfaithful as a husband, prone to falling in love with somebody else directly after the exchanging of vows."

Voluntary Castration

Three men were arrested last week in rural North Carolina and charged with castrating willing victims in their dungeon. "Richard Sciara, 61, Danny Reeves, 49, and Michael Mendez, 60," according to one report, "admitted performing at least eight surgeries, including castrations and testicle replacements, on six consenting clients over the past year. None of the three is licensed to practice medicine… Each man faces 10 felony counts—5 each of castration without malice and conspiracy to commit castration without malice—as well as 8 misdemeanor counts of performing medical acts without a license."

Yeesh. While I'm constantly coming to the defense of BDSMers in Savage Love—"so long everything's safe, sane, and consensual, it's nobody's business," "they're not hurting anyone that doesn't want to be hurt," and, um, "some of my best friends are…"—I can't defend castration, whether it's malicious or, you know, festive.

For the record: There are some men out there who want to have their balls cut off. Some are into BDSM, some are not. For a guy turned on by castration, offering up his nuts is the ultimate act of sexual surrender. The vast majority of men turned on by castration don't go through with it, as they get their kicks by anticipating and fearing castration. They may act out castration scenarios with partners who threaten to cut their balls off, but these men are aware that they have to keep their balls if they want to continuing enjoying their extreme fantasies—and keep having erections, orgasms, children, male hormones, etc.

There are also men who want to be castrated because they are tormented by sexual desires that repulse them. Men who are pedophiles or rapists, for instance, have opted for surgical castration. These men are not castration fetishists, but castration realists who have taken radical steps to "solve" their sexual problems.

But some castration fetishists, as we've seen in North Carolina, actually do have their balls cut off. While I believe that folks have a right to do what they like with their own bodies, I don't think a castration fetish is a desire that should be indulged—and certainly not by old, creepy, non-medical professionals winging it in a dungeon in Bumfuck, North Carolina. Castration cannot be regarded as safe or sane, and even if someone consents to it—heck, even if they beg for it—castration is so extreme that consent has to be regarded as evidence of a man being of unsound mind, and therefore incapable of giving his consent, at least until a qualified shrink and a licensed doc determine otherwise. (Dr. Phil doesn't count—he's never met an American male that he didn't want to see castrated.)

Breast implants again linked to suicide risk - Yahoo! News

Breast implants again linked to suicide risk - Yahoo! News: "NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - A new study adds to evidence that while women with breast implants are not at greater risk of breast cancer, they do seem to have an elevated rate of suicide.

The reason for the suicide risk is unclear, but several studies have now come to similar conclusions. Some researchers believe the link is explained by higher rates of depression, anxiety and low self-esteem among women who undergo breast augmentation.

Supporting that theory, one recent study found that women who received cosmetic breast implants were more likely to have a history of psychiatric hospitalization than those who underwent other types of plastic surgery.

Based on such findings, some experts have recommended that women be screened for past and present psychiatric disorders before they receive breast implants.

The current study, published in the journal Epidemiology, included 12,144 U.S. women who'd received breast implants between 1960 and 1988, and 3,614 women who'd undergone other types of cosmetic surgery during the same period.

Researchers compared the two groups' rates of death from various causes over an average of 20 years; the rates in each group were also compared with statistics for women in the general population.

Overall, the study found, women who'd received implants had a lower risk of death from most causes when compared with the general population."

Women have to wear makeup, men can't, judge says

MercuryNews.com | 04/14/2006 | Appeals court upholds makeup rule for bartender

RENO, Nev. - Harrah's Entertainment Inc.'s requirement that women bartenders wear makeup at its casinos does not amount to sex discrimination, the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in ruled Friday in a split decision.

Lawyers for Harrah's said the 7-4 ruling against Darlene Jespersen -- who was fired in 2000 for refusing to wear makeup after 21 years as a bartender at Harrah's in Reno -- affirms the right of employers to adopt reasonable dress and grooming standards.

But Jespersen's lawyers said the court has opened the door for more anti-discrimination suits by outlining what must be proven to establish sex-stereotyping through dress codes.

The appellate court in San Francisco ruled that Harrah's policy was no more burdensome on women than on men partly because men were required to cut their hair while women were not, and that while women had to wear makeup, men were prohibited from doing so.

``This is not a case where the dress or appearance requirement is intended to be sexually provocative and tending to stereotype women as sex objects,'' Chief Judge Mary M. Schroeder wrote in the majority opinion.

``There is no evidence of a stereotypical motivation on the part of the employer,'' the decision said. ``This case is essentially a challenge to one small part of what is an overall apparel, appearance and grooming policy that applies largely the same requirements to both men and women.''

Jespersen asked for the full court to hear the case after a 3-member panel of the court in 2004 upheld a similar ruling by a federal judge in Reno in 2002.

The four dissenting judges said Friday the majority erred in concluding that Jespersen had no basis for her lawsuit because she failed to present evidence that applying makeup was more costly and time-consuming than getting a hair cut.

``Is there any doubt that putting on makeup costs money and takes time?'' Judge Alex Kozinski wrote in one of two dissenting opinions joined by Judges Susan Graber and William A. Fletcher.

``Harrah's policy requires women to apply face powder, blush, mascara and lipstick. You don't need an expert witness to figure out that such items don't grow on trees,'' Kozinski said.

``Even those of us who don't wear makeup know how long it can take from the hundreds of hours we've spent over the years frantically tapping our toes and pointing to our wrists,'' he said.

In a separate dissent, Judge Harry Pregerson said the policy clearly ``was motivated by sex stereotyping.''

``Harrah's fired her because she did not comply with a grooming policy that imposed a facial uniform (full makeup) on only female bartenders,'' he wrote.

``The inescapable message is that women's undoctored faces compare unfavorably to men's, not because of a physical difference between men's and women's faces, but because of a cultural assumption -- and gender-based stereotype -- that women's faces are incomplete, unattractive or unprofessional without full makeup.''

Schroeder said in the majority opinion that the makeup requirement was different from other corporate rules that the court had found to be illegal in the past, such as weight restrictions airlines placed on female flight attendants as ``part of an overall program to create a sexual image for the airline.''

``In contrast, this case involves an appearance policy that applied to both male and female bartenders and was aimed at creating a professional and very similar look for all of them,'' he wrote.

Patrick Hicks, a Las Vegas lawyer who represented Harrah's in the case, said it was an important decision that confirms ``there was no evidence that Harrah's policy had either the intent nor the impact of discriminating on the basis of sex.''

``More importantly, the court affirmed an employer's right to adopt reasonable dress and grooming standards,'' he said.

Ken McKenna, a Reno lawyer who represented Jespersen, said that while she lost her case ``it is a victory for women of the future.''

``The majority opinion cops out by saying Darlene never testified what the cost of the makeup is,'' McKenna said.

``But in the future, women are going to know to testify that mascara costs $6 and blush costs $12 and they will present the appropriate record,'' he said.

``She has kicked the door wide open for women in the future who feel being forced to wear layers and layers of makeup is a sexual stereotype.''

Jennifer Pizer, a lawyer for the LAMBDA Legal Defense and Education Fund in Los Angeles, said Jespersen is ``a hero.''

``It takes a lot of courage as well as a lot of guts to give up one's job in protest of a really burdensome demeaning workplace restriction,'' said Pizer, who helped represent her.

``What I hope we'll see is more employers thinking hard before they impose sex-differentiated uniform or appearance requirements.''

Sex can improve golf swing

Golfers! Sex can improve your swing : HTTabloid.com: "Here's a tip to all golfers – if you want to improve your swing, all you got to do is have sex twice a week.

And though this may seem a bit unbelievable, this theory has been based on a scientific study.

The research was conducted by Dr Gaurav Gupta who said that playing golf required a player to be more relaxed than when playing other sports like basketball or cricket, and it had been proven that serotonins, released when people have sex, help them to relax.

'Studies have proved that serotonins help people feel satisfied, such as after a good meal or good sex, bringing relaxation and relieving stress. Playing successful golf requires a player to be more relaxed than when playing other sports like basketball or cricket,' The Sun quoted him, as saying.

'The relaxation and satisfied feeling after a good healthy sex life should improve playing skills,' he added."

Friday, April 14, 2006

Oscar Wilde's Trial

Oscar Wilde's 1895 Martyrdom: "When Oscar Wilde's The Importance of Being Earnest: a trivial comedy for serious people premiered in London on Valentine's Day, 1895, Wilde (aged 40) was widely acknowledged to have decisively conquered the theater world...

Even the New York Times noted 'Wilde may be said to have at last, and by a single stroke, put his enemies under his feet.'

But within 100 days, Earnest had closed, Wilde's plays were universally considered unproduceable, Wilde had been publically humiliated beyond all imagining, and he was facing a two-year prison term... all for being homosexual."

Are Hooter's Girls Pros?

A man who worked at a Hooters restaurant in Alabama filed suit claiming he was fired for complaining after a corporate trainer told waitresses it was OK for them to have sex with customers "if the money is right."

Jarman C. Gray, 31, filed suit under federal civil rights laws contending he was wrongfully terminated from Hooters of Auburn, where he worked as an assistant manager. Gray claimed his dismissal by the owner of the franchise restaurant, Darrell Spikes, amounted to illegal sexual harassment and retaliation.

A spokesman for the Atlanta-based Hooters of America Inc. did not immediately return a telephone call seeking comment Friday, and an employee at the Auburn restaurant said Spikes was not at the business.

The restaurant chain is best known for waitresses outfitted in tight tops and shorts. On its Internet site, the company said it prohibits sexual harassment and has a strict policy "forbidding unwelcome physical or verbal behavior."

According to the suit, a female trainer identified only by her first name encouraged waitresses during meetings on Feb. 4, 2005, to have sexual relations with male customers if they "need extra money" and "the money is right."

Waitresses complained to Gray, who claimed he was told to discuss the problem with the franchise owner after contacting the corporate office. Gray's suit said he told Spikes about the trainer's comments and the potential for sexual harassment problems and Spikes responded: "I'm top dog, you don't call corporate. You no longer have a job here."

Gray is seeking back pay with other, unspecified punitive damages from Montgomery-based Alabama Wings, which operates the restaurant.

An attorney for Gray, Allen Arnold, declined comment on the lawsuit, filed last Friday in the east Alabama city of Opelika.

Hooters of America has more than 375 restaurants in 46 states plus Canada, Europe, South America, Asia and the Caribbean.



So how about it? Anyone out there ever have sex with a Hooter's girl and live to tell about it? Any Hooter's girls reading this? Is it true, are you encouraged to have sex with customers?

Girl Urinal


Wouldn't it be called a gurinal?

Assvertising

Assvertising reaches Italian behinds. :: AdLand ad-rag.com :: by the adgrunts for the adgrunts advertising blog commercial archive: "MTN: The ass-vertising arrives finally in Italy too.
It was MTN Company, a brave and innovative integrated communication agency of South Italy, to realize about the great potentials of the bottom as advertising media.
The agency has taken advantage of the ass of fascinating models to promote itself and its creative minds, and to launch the new company website (www.mtncompany.it).

Models have been walking around italian towns, attracting people's gaze not only by their body appearance. In fact girls have rising their skirt more than once, showing their bottom and white panties with MTN logo.

The ass-vertising has been used within a wider re-positioning campaign, characterized by the integrated use of traditional and non-traditional communication media, like a stickering actions all over South Italy.

The operation has given excellent results: within only a week the website accesses have raised over four times, and the news is spreading all over the net.

That's what happens when a company success is not only a matter of look!"

Adidas Podcasts Feature Porn Star

Adidas Podcasts Feature Porn Star: "APRIL 04, 2006 -- Porn star Jenna Jameson stars in the first of a series of innovative advertising podcasts created for Adidas.

Claiming to be the latest example of Jameson's ability to cross over from adult to mainstream cultural activities, Jameson pounds the living daylights out of six cute little gophers that keep popping out of a coin machine. The White podcast is part of the revival of adiColor, a 1983 Adidas campaign in which Adidas shoes could be personalized with colorful markers.

In the podcast ad created by the hot New York City design studio Tronic, Jameson does vigorous battle in a game of whack-a-mole, then collapses as the camera pans slowly down the curves of her heaving body, clad in a white halter top with a plunging neckline and white short-shorts. The campaign launched this week and is being promoted through an aggressive viral marketing program.

'I had a blast making the commercial and was thrilled when I got to see the final product,' said Jameson. 'I love Adidas and was so excited to be asked to participate in the ad. I feel fortunate to be part of the campaign.'

'Apparently we now have adiporn, but don't get too excited--it is work safe,' says CoolHunting.com"

Iran good at something

Star-Telegram | 04/14/2006 | Iran's anti-HIV program serves as a model

TEHRAN, Iran -- It took 30 meetings just to create a slim AIDS-awareness handbook for Iran's conservative high schools. A drawing of a condom disappeared early; a photo of a syringe survived. A mention of sexual transmission was approved, but only with a reminder that sex before marriage is forbidden.

Even after the government's wordsmiths were satisfied, AIDS workers in Tehran had to take the book south to the holy city of Qom, the spiritual center of Iran's all-powerful clergy. To everyone's surprise, the clerics endorsed it.

Iran's fight against the spread of HIV hinges on a delicate give-and-take between activists who talk frankly about sex and drugs, and the ruling ayatollahs, who fiercely protect the Islamic Republic's ultraconservative image. The combination has made Iran the Middle East leader in preventing HIV and AIDS.

The country's program, which melds deep-rooted religious values with cutting-edge research, is being exported to Afghanistan, Iraq, Lebanon, Pakistan, Sudan, Syria and other Muslim nations.

"I told my colleagues in the United Arab Emirates, 'You're not more rigid than us. We're the only country in the world where it's the law to wear a head scarf, where it's a pure Islamic government, where you can't drink,'" said Dr. Arash Alaei, one of Iran's most respected AIDS researchers. "'If we have a prevention program, why don't you?'"

In a region where other Muslim governments ignore the epidemic, quarantine HIV-infected people or preach abstinence as the only solution, Iran's approach is especially remarkable.

It still doles out floggings to Iranians caught with alcohol, but it gives clean syringes and methadone treatment to heroin addicts. Health workers pass out condoms to prostitutes. Government clinics in every region offer free HIV testing, counseling and treatment. A state-backed magazine just began a monthly column that profiles HIV-positive Iranians, and last year the postal service unveiled a stamp emblazoned with a red ribbon for AIDS awareness. This year, the government will devote about $30 million to the program.

One of Iran's most acclaimed advances comes from its notoriously secretive network of prisons, where hundreds of drug-addicted inmates sometimes share the same makeshift syringe to inject heroin smuggled in by guards or visiting relatives. In a startling acknowledgment of sex and drugs even in its most closely guarded quarters, the Tehran administration has made condoms and needles available in detention centers across the country.

"Iran now has one of the best prison programs for HIV in not just the region, but in the world," said Dr. Hamid Setayesh, the coordinator for the U.N. AIDS office in Tehran. "They're passing out condoms and syringes in prisons. This is unbelievable. In the whole world, there aren't more than six or seven countries doing that."

Iran's national response still faces obstacles, especially when it comes to reducing the shame and isolation that HIV-infected Iranians endure. The government reports 12,000 people with HIV; health workers say the real figure is closer to 70,000. Many HIV-positive Iranians are reluctant to tell relatives and co-workers about their diagnosis, fearful that they'll be cast out of their homes or fired from their jobs.

But the program's architects are turning to the clergy for help in combating the stigma of a disease that in the minds of many Muslims is inextricably linked to sex.

A year ago, Setayesh sent questionnaires to the most influential Shiite Muslim clerics to elicit their views on condom use, government's role in AIDS prevention and how society should deal with HIV-infected Iranians. He received 17 handwritten responses, nearly all in favor of the government's efforts. The U.N. AIDS office plans to compile them into a book to distribute at mosques.

Iran's first reported HIV infection was in 1987, when a hemophiliac child tested positive.

Kinda looks like Sandra Bullock with big tits.

Roxie

Extreme Strip Poker

Halfbakery: Camping Havoc Strip Poker: "Going on camp opens your eyes to all the dodgy activities your fellow lemmings participate in. This variation of poker is inspired and dedicated to them.

To initiate a game of Havok Strip Poker, you must either be camping with a large group, or live in a large apartment block or street where people are tight-knit and leave their doors unlocked. Gather your group of friends (and put on as many layers of clothing as you can if you're a bad player), enter somebody else's tent or house while they're not in and start playing strip poker.

Once someone is completely naked, the player has to then continue playing, but this time instead of removing articles of clothing, he or she has to put on garments owned by the occupant of the tent. Obviously somebody has to be lookout, otherwise you'd have a lot of explaining to do, so if the occupant is about to return, the participants have to run to the next tent, dressed or not and continue from there. The tent has to be kept neat and tidy also so as to avoid serious objections.

If someone is completely kitted out in somebody else's clothing, they leave their clothes where they found the tent occupants clothes, and the group moves to the next tent, but the players can't take their removed clothes with them.

The players have to move around the circle of tents without"

Thursday, April 13, 2006

The Dixie Sluts

Video of the day

Porn is a right, not a sin - Letters to the Editor

Porn is a right, not a sin - Letters to the Editor

Porn is a huge problem, Eric Vogeler shouts from his mountaintop ("See no evil," April 11). It's being "piped" directly into our homes. Something needs to be done.

What exactly is your point, Vogeler? That porn is like a hardcore drug and should be illegal for adults? He sites Jeffrey Santivor's testimony before the Senate in claiming the opioids released during viewing enable it to do "what heroin can't."

Nice quote, but you forgot to quote the response by Joe Herbert. Herbert, a neuroscientist at the University of Cambridge, says the brain responds to rewards and the idea that porn can be compared to a hard drug is "complete rubbish."??

Vogeler also says "more than half of all convicted rapists viewed pornography immediately before seeking out their victims." A nice fact, but he neglected to mention that instances of rape have decreased since Internet pornography-and many experts believe widespread pornography reduces instances of rape.

Where does that leave his argument? That porn is a time waster and lowers worker output. I couldn't agree more, but so does Solitaire and that ain't a sin.

Ah, now we're getting somewhere. That's what you really want to say, isn't it? That porn is a sin. That it's offensive to you and that it should be on the legislative agenda. That free speech shouldn't mean people get to publish things you find offensive.

Stop hiding behind your shallow walls of rationale and admit the truth. Your disgust for porn has nothing to do with facts and everything to do with your religious beliefs. And that's a legitimate opinion, but it's not justification for censoring adults.

What about keeping it out of minors' hands?, you ask. If someone comes up with an effective way to do that and it isn't just a guise to censor adults, I'd be supportive. The CP80 solution you site would do little to help.

The bottom line is that whatever you (or I) may believe about porn, there is no real justification for labeling it a health problem. Adults are completely within their rights to view it, how and when they want.

Andrew Nelson
Senior, Economics

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Kate Moss Yoga Statue




This is not a personal portrait of Moss; the work makes no attempt to convey her inner life. "It's a portrait of an image, and the way that image is sculpted and twisted by our collective desire," Quinn said. "She is a mirror of ourselves, a knotted Venus of our age."

Age Play in Second Life

But even in the open-minded "Second Life" community, what people consider to be acceptable may have its limits. Some of the virtual world's biggest fans are shaking their heads over what users call "age play." This age-based role-playing can take on various forms: It can be as innocuous as people acting out a family dynamic, or as potentially troubling as two adults engaging in sexual role playing, with one of the avatars made to look like a child.

While "Second Life" maker Linden Lab acknowledges that age play occurs in its virtual world, the extent to which it happens in its most discomfiting form is unclear. The game's forums frequently buzz with debates over the appropriateness of "age play," but no one interviewed by CNET News.com said they have actually "seen" what could bluntly be described as graphically playacting the behavior of a pedophile.

Even so, legal experts said such virtual behavior between adults isn't likely to break the law, since there are no real children involved.

"It would not be (illegal) under child pornography laws because no actual child was used in the act," said Jack Balkin, a professor of constitutional law at Yale Law School and an expert on legal issues surrounding virtual worlds. "Child pornography laws receive special treatment under the First Amendment because children are sexually abused and people traffic in the results of that abuse." This does not apply in the age-play situation, he said.

Illegal or not, virtual role-playing that could easily offend many players puts "Second Life" creators at Linden Lab in a tricky spot: Do they try to legislate morality when it's likely that no laws are actually being broken? Or do they let people do as they wish behind closed virtual doors?

"Second Life" requires all players to be adults--and acts to remove anyone it can prove is underage. It has a separate grid for teenagers. And Linden Lab states categorically that it has zero tolerance for exploitation of actual children, such as uploaded images, in "Second Life" and will act quickly against anyone engaged in such behavior.
"If this activity were in public areas it would be viewed as being broadly offensive, and therefore unacceptable."
--Robin Harper, Linden Lab vice president of community development

When "we have evidence of child pornography or abuse that involves children in the real world...we will act to protect the child and notify the authorities," Robin Harper, Linden Lab vice president of community development wrote in a posting on the official "Second Life" forum (free subscription required). "The individuals involved, if it's proven the exploitation occurred, will be banned."

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Jewish "sex commando" targets Israeli porn Web sites

BREITBART.COM - Jewish "sex commando" targets Israeli porn Web sites: "A group of Jewish ultra-Orthodox hackers is waging a war against pornographic Web sites, replacing their content with nothing but the picture of a revered rabbi, an Israeli paper reported.

To fight what they see as an abomination, the ultra-Orthodox 'sex commando' has so far targeted only Israeli-based Web sites, the mass-selling Yedioth Aharonot reported.

In one case the hackers scrapped the site's entire contents.

Instead of seeing images of sexy girls, anyone who logs onto the site encounters the stern look of the white-bearded Rabbi Menahem Mendel Schneerson, the late leader of the popular Jewish Lubavitch stream.

Below his image appear the words 'we, the Da-Net group, have hacked into this site and erased all its abomination.'

The group then describes the porn site as 'a violation which has caused many people's death, troubles and calamities.'

'What is this violation? It is a man who has spilt his sperm for nothing!' the message says."

"'Mr. Switzerland" to entice women during World Cup - Yahoo! News

"'Mr. Switzerland" to entice women during World Cup - Yahoo! News: "GENEVA (Reuters) - For women bored at the thought of this summer's World Cup soccer finals in Germany, neighbor Switzerland is offering an alternative packed with beefcake.

A cow-milking 'Mr. Switzerland' and other handsome men are featured in a new advertising campaign seeking to entice soccer widows to leave their sports-obsessed men behind.

"Dear girls," starts the television spot, to run in France, Germany and Switzerland beginning in May.

"Why not escape this summer's World Cup to a country where men spend less time on football, and more time on you?," the advertisement, says over images of a strapping farmhand, a sexy train conductor, a fit mountain climber, a dapper ferryman and a brawny lumberjack.

It ends with Renzo Blumenthal, Mr. Switzerland 2005, milking and then leaning up against a cow.

The clip -- also on www.myswitzerland.com -- is meant to lure women to Switzerland during the tournament that starts on June 9, Swiss Tourism spokeswoman Veronique Kanel said.

"It was kind of a funny way to attract people, and of course mostly women, who are not interested in football to come to Switzerland while the men are watching the World Cup on television," she said in a telephone interview.

"

Tapanga

Hot new Asian girl in some arty shots.

Ananova - Porn star's offer to Bin Laden

Ananova - Porn star's offer to Bin Laden: "Italy's most famous porn star Cicciolina has offered herself to Osama Bin Laden.



The 55-year-old actress said it was about time somebody tackled the terrorist and claimed she could be just the woman for the job.

Speaking at an erotic fair in Bucharest, Romania, Cicciolina said: 'It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it.

Jeez, isn't she a little old and dried up? Won't someone younger take one for the team? Please Paris Hilton, save us all! Fuck Osama for peace. As an added bonus he would also get herpes from you and that would make us all feel a little better.

Washington's solution for everything, if you can't stop it, tax it.

"As stories of Internet child pornography linger in Washington, Rep. Jim Matheson, D-Utah, is trying to get more support for a Internet pornography tax bill he introduced last year. Matheson's 'Internet Safety and Child Protection Act' would levy a 25 percent tax on Internet pornography transactions and create a new Internet Safety and Child Protection Trust fund, which could receive an estimated $3 billion annually to finance tougher law enforcement, better blocking and filtering technologies and greater educational efforts to keep children safe online, according to Matheson's office. Matheson's bill has 10 co-sponsors, and Sen. Blanche Lincoln, D-Ark., who introduced the bill in the Senate, has nine.'The dark side of our technological advances is the way criminals — in horrifying numbers — are able to use them to prey on children,' Matheson said. 'My legislation — HR3479 — is all about giving law enforcement the tools it needs to combat this terrible assault on innocence.'"

Won't someone think of the children?

CRICKET CLUB RULED OUT OVER SEX SHOP LINK

Mirror.co.uk - News - CRICKET CLUB RULED OUT OVER SEX SHOP LINK: "AN historic cricket club was caught out after agreeing a sponsorship deal with a sex shop.

Southport Trinity Club signed up with Nice'n'Naughty for the new season and had shirts made up displaying the firm's logo.

But when cricket chiefs heard about the agreement they threatened to throw the club out of the league.

The club has now been forced to cancel the deal and bin their new shirts with their first game just days away.

Chairman Colin Maxwell said: 'Obviously, we knew that Nice'n'Naughty is not to everybody's taste, but we didn't realise it would cause this much of a problem.'

Chris Weston, secretary of Liverpool and District Cricket Competition, stood by the ban and insisted the league did not wish to be associated with a sex shop."

Monday, April 10, 2006

Our Leader....

A l'heure américaine: Lady Marianne (PR)


Fla. DCF Worker May Face Discipline For Appearance On Stern Show

A child abuse investigator from Palm Beach County may face disciplinary action for disrobing twice on Howard Stern's Sirius satellite radio show.Alison Cushman, 31, visited the program while vacationing in New York with her husband Tuesday, and photos of the visit were posted on Stern's Web site. She originally appeared in February 2005, when she allegedly removed all her clothes so Stern and the rest of the show's cast could assess her body.Photos of the earlier visit are still posted on Stern's site.Palm Beach County Department of Children and Families spokeswoman Marilyn Munoz said "appropriate action" will be taken against Cushman."State employees are held to a higher standard, and as such, unbecoming behavior will not be tolerated," Munoz said.Cushman's husband, Boynton Beach police Detective Troy Raines, also appeared on the Tuesday broadcast, giving Stern a shirt and a replica of his police badge, according to details of the show posted on the show's Web site."We haven't had an opportunity to discuss the incident with him," said Boynton Beach police spokesman Lt. Jeff Katz.Attempts to reach Cushman and Raines by telephone were unsuccessful on Saturday.Fueled largely by Stern's move to the subscription service, Sirius Satellite Radio Inc. recently surpassed the 4 million subscriber mark, closing the gap with rival XM Satellite Radio Holdings Inc.

Apr 10 2006 Celebrity Sleaze roundup.

Jessica Alba went to the Gay and Lesbian Awards and said it was about, "Celebrating Gay and Lesbian anything."
Is she trying to come out of the closet or just really stoned?

Why don't gay people have awards like "Best Gay Neighbor", "Best Dressed Lesbian", "Most Flaming Hairdresser", and "Best Male Nurse"?

That would be an award show that....well, I wouldn't watch it, because I don't care that much, but I'd watch the clips the next day on youtube.

Apparently Charlize Theron won the "Best Gay Anything" award. It's all very vague what exactly the award as for. I suspect it's for furthering the agenda of the secret homosexual conspiracy that rules Hollywood. Congrats, Charlize!
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Hugh Hefner is 80. That's who I want to be when I grow up.

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Pam Anderson, Ick. I'd be afraid that if I set on the same chair she had used that I would catch something. Who would want to have sex with her? Jeez, Pam, put some clothes on. You might expose someone to hep b, c, e, f, q and a funky green disease that only ferrets get.

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Eva Longoria, who cares? She's average. Even I would look good if I had her makeup artist. That fucker has some talent. He's like the DaVinci of eye liner.

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Lauren Graham...she needs to message me....

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Kiera Knightlyerwhatthefuckever. Where are her boobs? What? Everyone in Hollywood has to get a boob job but you and Debra Messing from Will and Grace? Two things, get implants or at least some sort of miracle bra. And change your fucking last name to something I can spell.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Now starring on the Internet: YouTube.com

AP Wire | 04/09/2006 | Now starring on the Internet: YouTube.com: "But that might pressure the company to do more to block pornographic videos. Though such clips violate YouTube's policy, the AP recently found footage of strip-teasing women and of graphic sex scenes promoting other porn sites. YouTube aggressively removes such material after it receives complaints, but not before thousands watch.

Besides scaring off advertisers, YouTube's vulnerability to porn risks infuriating parents, said Greg Kostello, chief executive of vMix, one of the many video sites trying to catch up to YouTube. Unlike YouTube, Kostello said, vMix uses filters to keep out pornography and other inappropriate material.

'I can't imagine my kids coming to a site and seeing some of the porn ... that shows up on YouTube on an almost daily basis,' said Kostello, a former executive with Vivendi Universal. 'And if you are an advertiser, you aren't going to be happy if porn shows up by one of your ads.'"

Or maybe, if you're selling condoms or viagra, you would be happy for porn to show up next to your ads.....

Not everyone is so uptight.

Annie Cruz gets hogtied

Annie Cruz is one of my favorite porn stars right now. I think she's philipina...anyway... She get's tied up and put to extreme bondage in this gallery.



Hogtied

Second Life Herald: Genital Review: Play Sexy (male)

Second Life Herald: Genital Review: Play Sexy (male)

Film launches debate on polygamy in Muslim Indonesia - Yahoo! News

Film launches debate on polygamy in Muslim Indonesia - Yahoo! News: "JAKARTA (AFP) - A new Indonesian film has triggered a rare debate on the taboo subject of polygamy, a practice thought to be widespread in the world's most populous Muslim nation.


'Berbagi Suami,' or literally Share Your Husband, a feature film with a slightly provocative title, presents three men from very different social circles who choose to take a second, third or fourth wife.

'It is a satirical drama,' director Nia Dinata explains to AFP. 'I show in my own way that these women are not happy. My film is about choice.'

The film has been hailed by critics here for prying open the hushed topic.

'Polygamy, although commonly practised within Indonesian society, is not frequently discussed or even openly acknowledged in most circles,' a critic in the English-language Jakarta Post wrote.

'For that reason alone, Berbagi Suami, which breaks ground socially, is one of the most significant as well as finely crafted films to emerge in recent years.'

The film does not directly condemn polygamy, about which few statistics are available in Indonesia, but notoriously tough censors still shaved 17 seconds from its final cut, including a kiss that lingers too long and a hand caressing a thigh."

Holla Back New York City - If You Can't Slap 'Em, Snap 'Em!

Holla Back New York City - If You Can't Slap 'Em, Snap 'Em!: "Holla Back NYC empowers New Yorkers to Holla Back at street harassers. Whether you're commuting, lunching, partying, dancing, walking, chilling, drinking, or sunning, you have the right to feel safe, confident, and sexy, without being the object of some turd's fantasy. So stop walkin' on and Holla Back: Send us pics of street harassers!"

Erotica Down by the Old Mainstream

Erotica finds home in mainstream publishing: "NEW YORK -- For years, Tina Engler was just another frustrated erotica writer, shunned by publishers and literary agents who told her that women would not buy her stories of female sexual desire.

Engler, however, wasn't convinced. She figured that if she liked sensual reads, there had to be other women who did as well.

So the single mother of two daughters started to write erotica novels. She managed to write six under three different pen names - Jaid Black being her best known - while still going to college and in 2000, she started the Web site Ellora's Cave, which sold her books and those of other authors on demand and eventually in e-book form.

Until recently Engler never advertised her site, but readers found her and her publishing business grew. By 2004, she had about $1 million in sales. Now, the Borders Group and Barnes & Noble distribute her books.

'Erotica legitimizes the female sexual experience,' Engler says. 'Women read these books and it makes them feel normal about their own fantasies.'

Much of the genre's popularity is rooted in the fact that the books are often written by women with female heroes, therefore making it easy for women to relate to them.


Erotica has a long history, dating back to the Marquis to Sade and the 1954 book, 'Story of O.' But"

Saturday, April 08, 2006

The Blogger Lost in the Generation of Sleaze

A new feature in which the blogger watches and reads the news then gets highly irate about it.

Who is Taryn Manning and why is E! following her around with a camera? Is this some new reality show called, “Follow the skanky crack-ho around and pretend she’s famous and that we actually care what she’s doing?”
What will they do for season 2?

Or maybe she’s auditioning to be Nicole Richie’s replacement for “The Simple Life season 6: Still Stupid after all these years.”

This is how future generations will remember us.

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Maybe if we’re lucky someone will slip some ayahuasca in Angelina Jolie’s bottled water and she’ll strip naked and on some red carpet somewhere and start screaming that she’s the Lizard Queen and Brad Pitt is the Aardvaark. I mean, as much time as she spends in rainforests watching eclipse’s from pagan temples I think there’s a real possibility that she’s into the hallucinogens. Maybe one day she’ll drop some X and blow every guy in the parking lot of a Waffle House.

She just seems like that sort of chick.

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Is Tori Spelling even attractive? She looks like a middle aged drag queen who just can’t seem to get rid of the upper lip stubble.

Are any hetero men even attracted to her? I’m not and I’m not picky. Even fat girls need love too, but they got to pay.

Tori Spelling looks like the little trailer trash chicky that became my former step-father’s third wife. The one who worked at Hooters…but in the kitchen.

So now someone gave Tammy…I mean Tori, her own tv show. Does she have any other talents? I mean we can tell she has no obvious ones. Like acting or singing. But maybe she sends out really nice greeting cards on special occasions. Like maybe she sent some director’s wife a really thoughtful card when she was in the hospital. Maybe she’s really nice and a good listener and everyone in Hollywood’s secret friend that they call when they have a problem. So everyone got together and said, “Hey, let’s give this girl a tv show. She deserves it!”

No? That’s not it?

Then why the fuck does she have a tv show? She’s not attractive, can’t act or sing and I don’t think she’s all that nice. So why?

Oh, her dad…he had some horrible tv shows in the 80’s and people still owe him favors.

I forgot.

That being said the new show isn't that bad. Better than Will and Grace and twice as gay.
Looks like they went to the screen writer's guild and actually hired a writer instead of letting the assistant producer's nephew do it.

But then, like I said, I have low standards.

Tune in next time when I change the channel.

Whitney Houston in Hot Lezzie Action

Tittle-Tattle: Bobby Brown Knew About Whitney Houston's Lesbian Sex Affairs - The Post Chronicle: "Singer-turned-crackhead Whitney Houston has allegedly engaged in lesbian sex escapades after getting high on crack-cocaine, according to a published report.

Tina Brown, Whitney's sister-in-law who claimed recently that the star is addicted to drugs and living in filth, has made new claims describing how Whitney has had several raunchy lesbian sex affairs.

The National Enquirer magazine quotes her as saying, 'It's no secret. I've seen her with a woman a couple of times. They were walking around without shirts on when I came in the house.'

And if that's not interesting enough, Whitney's husband Bobby Brown reportedly knew about the lesbian sex affairs the whole time."

Charlie Laine


Charlie loves the pot. Nice gallery here.

If you show your underwear you can't read in Sweden

All Headline News - Sweden Has Unusual Library Rules - April 8, 2006: "Ayinde O. Chase - All Headline News Staff Writer

London, England (AHN) - A school in Sweden won’t allow book borrowing to pupils who enter the library with their underwear showing.

Students at Tullbro School in Falkenberg don’t have to don a uniform yet librarians are putting their foot down when it comes to some teenage fashions.

Hallands Nyheter newspaper reports pupils who sport hipsters which show off their underwear are not allowed to borrow books.

Kids who wear baseball hats and beanies aren’t safe either, they too are banned from using the library.
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300 Orgasms a Day

Michelle Thompson's life is one big climax - for a rare condition called Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS) means she has up to 300 orgasms a day.

Here, she tells of the pleasures and problems of being in constant ecstasy.

Gripping her mop tightly, Michelle lets out a gentle sigh, then carries on cleaning her kitchen floor. She says: "I know having an orgasm while doing your housework seems odd to most people. "But to me, climaxing while doing the chores is just part of everyday life.

"In fact I can pretty much climax anywhere, any time, which might sound like a lot of fun but it has its downsides — it can be incredibly embarrassing, for one.

It wasn't until Michelle was 37 that she saw a TV documentary about a woman with the same symptoms she had and realised her constant tinglings were more than just a very high sex drive.

It was at this point, in January last year, that she decided to seek professional help. Within months her PSAS had been diagnosed at a specialist clinic.

Michelle says: "There is no treatment for it but I have become very good at disguising it, when I have an orgasm in public. "I giggle and blush to cover it up. but I've had my When Harry Met Sally moments too.

"My most embarrassing was last year when I was in a supermarket and an in-store salesman wouldn't leave me alone. "Suddenly I got that feeling and knew I was going to have an orgasm. I tried to make my excuses and leave but he just wouldn't go away so I climaxed there and then in front of him. "You should have seen the look on his face."

Dr. Carol Cooper says: "Persistent sexual arousal syndrome is extremely rare and I have seen it only once in nearly 30 years as a medic. It puts the sufferer in a state of constant arousal where anything and everything triggers strong sexual urges followed swiftly by an orgasm."

My patient with the condition had to relieve herself many times a day. And because she had to leave her desk to use the loo at work to do this, she found it impossible to hold down a job.

The cause of PSAS has not yet been established. But it must be something in the part of the brain called the limbic system which controls pleasure and sexual function. Although there is no cure, psychological treatments can help modify the symptoms and enable sufferers and their other halves to cope.

As Michelle discovered, it's not easy to find a partner who can handle the syndrome. The apparent large sex drive can make the man feel sexually dominated. But some conditions similar to PSAS do have a serious cause. One young woman with an insatiable desire for sex went through hundreds of men before she was diagnosed with a brain tumour. The tumour was small but it was growing on the part of the brain that receives signals from the genitals, so she was permanently turned on. There are also some women who have abnormally high levels of testosterone. This is a male sex hormone but normal women have small amounts of it. If they didn't, they would have no sex drive. But if levels are too high the pursuit of sex and orgasms becomes a perpetual preoccupation. This also sometimes happens with tumours of the ovary.

As for Michelle, she seems to have a severe form of the condition and I am surprised she is so happy with it as it can make normal life impossible.
For sufferers, psychosexual help is available via GP referral. You could also seek help from GUM (genito-urinary medicine) clinics where no referral is needed and you can make an appointment directly.

Gay Ducks

Couple of ducks 'come out' in Sweden - Yahoo! News: "STOCKHOLM (AFP) - In the middle of mating season, a couple of male ducks returned to a park in southern Sweden, for the third consecutive year, ignoring the siren calls of all the lady ducks around them.


Far from the torments of bird flu and temptations of the opposite sex, the two common shelducks appear only to have eyes for each other -- in a sort of ducky gay marriage.

'We can state that they act exactly like a couple (composed) of a man and woman, the bigger one always defending the smaller duck,' Lennarth Blomquist, in charge of bird management in the southern city of Malmo, told the TT news agency.

'Shelducks mate for life,' he said, indicating that these two ducks have found in each other the love of their lives."

Friday, April 07, 2006

New breed of video games: Simulated sex

TheStar.com - New breed of video games: Simulated sex: "NEW YORK - Online games have so far mainly revolved around the killing of fantasy monsters. The occasional fight with a Stormtrooper provides some variety.

Companies are now developing a handful of games — though calling them that is a stretch — designed to give players a very different option: making love, not war.

In Naughty America: The Game, set to launch early this summer, players will assume the forms of alluring but cartoonish people who meet, flirt and have sex with other player characters.

Characters will have their own apartment, but the world will have also have 'public sex zones' and themed rooms, said Tina Courtney, the game's producer.

'We've got the cowboy room, the make-your-own-porn room ... it doesn't just have to be `Your place or mine?'' Courtney said.

Flirting and dating have been rife in online games like Everquest and World of Warcraft — even leading to marriage between players — despite a lack of romantic or sexual features in the games.

On the other hand, sex-oriented games like Playboy: The Mansion and VirtuallyJenna have been single-player games with no online component, and thus no interaction between "

The Other Side of that Britney Statue


I was wondering what it looked like. Here it is.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

This Week on Ultimate Surrender

It's Darling vs Drgonlily in this naked girl wrestling match.
Ultimate Surrender


From Maxim we have Hot Wrestlers in Underwear

Crossword Dorks Get Panties In A Wad

The Dirty Word in 43 Down By Jesse Sheidlower: "If you finished Monday's crossword puzzle in the New York Times, your answer for 43 Down, clued as 'Scoundrel,' was SCUMBAG. Most puzzlers, penciling in these letters, felt nothing more than mild satisfaction. But a small number knew enough to be outraged.

Allan Siegal, the assistant managing editor who is the Times' arbiter of usage and style, told me 'we got dozens of angry messages from readers, as well as complaints from colleagues on the staff.'* Bloggers expressed their surprise and dismay. Why were people so upset?

The original meaning of scumbag is 'condom.' The Oxford English Dictionary dates the term to 1967, with 1971 as the first example of the 'despicable person' sense, but current research has pushed the dates back to 1935 (based on the still earlier scum, 'semen,' and bag, 'a condom') and 1950 respectively. "

J. Edgar Was Gay

Was J. Edgar Hoover really a transvestite?: "Was J. Edgar Hoover really a transvestite?
Melinda
Hawaii
Dear Melinda:
As fun as it is to imagine the former chief of the Federal Bureau of Investigation in drag, most historians believe this is just an urban legend.

The History News Network explains how the rumors began. In 'Official and Confidential: The Secret Life of J. Edgar Hoover,' author Anthony Summers quotes Susan L. Rosenstiel as saying she once observed Hoover in a black dress and high heels at the Plaza Hotel. The story, salacious though it is, isn't very credible. Rosenstiel's husband was involved in organized crime, and Susan was once convicted of perjury in an unrelated case. Additionally, why would the head of the FBI put himself in a position to be easily blackmailed?

Far more likely (though never proven) was that Mr. Hoover was a closeted homosexual. Hoover was a lifelong bachelor, but he did have one constant companion -- Clyde Tolson. The two were inseparable, even vacationing together. When Hoover died, he left his entire estate, valued at over $500,000, to Tolson. Additionally, it was Tolson who accepted the American flag used to drape Hoover's casket.

Of course, just because two guys hang out together doesn't mean they're lovers. The fact is, nobody knows whether Hoover and Tolson were more than friends, but it's interesting to note the two chose to"

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Proof that Tom Cruise is Gay!

Tom Cruise on Yahoo! News Photos




You know how I can tell? He's totally making eye contact. How gay is that? Even she can't stop looking at her own boobs. The boobies belong to Swiss television host Michelle Hunziker.

Penis of Mass Destruction Pleads Guilty

Man Upset With Penile Work Pleads Guilty - Yahoo! News: "PHILADELPHIA - A man pleaded guilty to weapons of mass destruction charges for sending a mail bomb to a Chicago surgeon he said botched his penile enlargement surgery, though his attorney questioned whether the charges fit the offense.

Brett R. Steidler, 25, of Reamstown, Lancaster County, mailed the explosive device in February 2005 because he was "extremely unhappy with the results" of the $8,000 surgery, Assistant U.S. Attorney Jennifer Arbittier Williams said in court filings.

But Steidler alerted authorities before the bomb arrived and it was retrieved from the mail and disarmed. His attorney, Luis A. Ortiz, said Steidler is mentally ill and noted the difference between the roughly 2-year sentence for mailing a letter bomb and the 4- to 8-year sentence for using a weapon of mass destruction.

"You shouldn't group this guy with people who drive truck loads of explosives to buildings or gather anthrax or do things for political reasons," Ortiz said. Sentencing is scheduled July 7 before U.S. District Judge Lawrence F. Stengel.

"

Do you recognize this girl?

She's from your the same town as you.



Insert the following html in your webpage and it will display the same girl holding what looks like a handwritten sign with the name of the city they live in.

<a href="http://secure.faithbelle.com/track/Mzc3MzoxNToxNQ/?tour=fbcam"><img src="http://images.brookeskye.com/mypics/iloveit25.jpg" </a>

The way it works is the script picks up on where the surfer is from by looking at their ip address. It could be off by a few miles. Then the script writes the name of the town into the jpg. It looks like the girl is from the same town as themselves.

Neat trick, tell your friends on myspace it's your girlfriend

Dickheads in Webfeud

BREITBART.COM - Feuding Owners in Court Over Lewd Web Site

Two feuding businessmen are headed to court, after one man created lewd images of the other and posted them on the Internet, using his rival's business name in the Web site address.

Richard Boucher, owner of Boucher's Furniture Store in Milford, acknowledges creating the site, which showed a photo of Nick D'Augustine's face superimposed on a pornographic image, and another manipulated to show a penis attached to D'Augustine's head.

Boucher said his actions may have been wrong, but he was trying to even the score with D'Augustine, owner of Oak Furniture Store in Amherst, whom he accuses of trying to ruin his business.

"Anything I did on the Web site was in retaliation for something he started," Boucher said. "My mistake was I stooped to his level."

D'Augustine took Boucher to court to shut down the site, which he said was causing him stress and hurting business.

"This is destroying my life," D'Augustine said. "I'm getting phone calls from people saying, 'Do you do that kind of thing at the store?'"

A judge last week awarded D'Augustine a temporary restraining order, requiring Boucher to shut down the site and stop any Internet activity involving D'Augustine.

Boucher changed the site last week. Both sides were to meet Monday in Milford District Court for another hearing on the matter.

Boucher said he registered several domain names last year using D'Augustine's company's name when they opened a store together. He didn't use them until after the store shut down and bickering over debts and other business problems began.

Both agree their current fight started last month. Boucher said D'Augustine "earned" the web site after advertising wholesale prices on items similar to what Boucher sells.

D'Augustine went to the police after Boucher sent him links to the site. Authorities said there was nothing they could do, because Boucher's insults aren't criminal.

"It's me expressing my freedom of speech," Boucher said.

Thai Porn: Not What You Think

AVN :: Articles - Thai Porn: Not What You Think: "


ANAHEIM, Calif. - When people in this community look for Thai Porn, it’s along La Palma Avenue, most locals say.


It’s Thai Porn. A restaurant which uses the word “Porn,” which means blessing in Thai, but is pronounced Pawn, says its owner, a woman named Pornpan.

Pornpan says she used to get funny looks from people at first, but no longer, though the occasional jokes still find their way into the restaurant from time to time.

Featuring Thai favorites like barbecue chicken, and Nam kao tod, a pork sausage served with roasted peanuts, green onions, red chiles and other seasonings, the restaurant has been a community favorite for years, Pornpan says.

With a growing clientele, Pornpan says she has no plans to change the restaurant’s name.
"

Hugh Hefner Apologizes To Jessica Alba for 'Playboy' Picture; She Drops Lawsuit - Starpulse News Blog

Hugh Hefner Apologizes To Jessica Alba for 'Playboy' Picture; She Drops Lawsuit - Starpulse News Blog: "Jessica Alba has forgiven Playboy founder Hugh Hefner for putting her on the March 2006 cover of the soft-porn publication after he pledged to donate substantial sums to charities of the actress' choice. The star threatened legal action after the magazine allegedly 'tricked' Colombia Pictures into allowing them a promo shot from forthcoming film Into The Blue - after she had already refused to pose for a fee.

But the legendary lothario made amends with a personal letter of apology and as-yet undisclosed donations. In the letter Hefner apologizes for 'any distress unintentionally caused by the publication of your photo.'

He adds, 'What was intended as a tribute to your tremendous popularity has been misinterpreted by some as something else for which we are truly sorry since we are among your biggest fans.'

Alba says, 'In light of Mr. Hefner's personal apology for Playboy's unauthorized use of my photo on their cover, I have decided to discontinue my claims against them.'"

Even after all these years Hef still has a way with women. Give him a little time and he could totally get Jessica Alba into his bed.

Hillary Swank Nipple Slip

Porn Quotes

This is Kami Andrews Home Page: "
'Don't use that toilet paper, the good toilet paper is over there'
'good toilet paper?'
'ya it sticks to your pussy less'

'I hear your coming to town next week.....so you wanna do a bukkake?You know all the cool kids are doing it.Don't you wanna be cool?'
'will it make me a star? Will I be famous? Sure I'll do it! '
'Not only will your name be in lights but your face will be glazed with glop-how can you not come out on top, you know we all want to see it '"

Homeland Security: It's all about the children

Homeland official arrested for solicitation - Crime & Punishment - MSNBC.com: "MIAMI - The deputy press secretary for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security was arrested Tuesday for using the Internet to seduce what he thought was a teenage girl, authorities said.

Brian J. Doyle, 55, was arrested at his residence in Maryland on charges of use of a computer to seduce a child and transmission of harmful material to a minor. The charges were issued out of Polk County, Fla.

Authorities said he was online with the “girl,” a Florida undercover sheriff’s deputy, when police arrived at his Silver Spring, Md., house to arrest him."

Man Boobs on TV

Mark Frauenfelder: In February, Bennett Haselton, founder of Peacefire, an open access advocacy group, sent around this opinion piece about the FCC's ludicrous decision to issue a fine for Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction during the 2004 SuperBowl. I asked him if I could run the piece on Boing Boing, but he didn't get my email until today (server problems, I guess). Over a month later, the reason for which he wrote the following is a little dated, but the questions he raises are timeless.

FCC boobs uphold Janet Jackson fine
By Bennett Haselton

I usually don't send out pure opinion pieces, but let it be said: There is not one person anywhere who can give you a good reason why it's OK to show a man's chest on TV, but not a woman's chest. You can ask over 100 people why -- trust me, I have -- and not get a real answer. It's just a silly superstition that some people came up with, a bunch of others went along with it, and now we're stuck with it. Have you ever heard a real reason?

This is different from other issues, like abortion, affirmative action, or the death penalty -- I have opinions on all of those, and probably so do you, but there are two sides to each issue, and I can at least see where the other side is coming from. But I've never heard the other side of the boob issue.

A good sign of a widespread belief that has no supporting logic is that if you ask people why they believe it, they always pass the buck on to someone else. "Our society has decided..." "The community feels that..." "Judges have ruled that..." -- except with that last one, if you listen to what judges say, they pass the buck too, saying "According to contemporary community standards..." What's missing is someone standing up and saying "I, yes *ME* *PERSONALLY*, I believe that seeing a mammary gland is harmful, and here's why."

To people who say that inciting any male lust is bad, I tell them I grew up in Denmark (although I'm American) and there you could see bare breasts in public advertisements, on the covers of supermarket tabloids, and on the beach, and nobody cared. And, the sex crime rate is much lower there. It's not obvious that nudity even incites much "lust" once you're used to it anyway -- men live in nudist colonies surrounded by naked women and don't get turned on. (It's the visitors who are easy to spot, because they aren't used to it and it makes them stick out, so to speak.)

Some people would say that boobs are hardly an important issue, and they have a point. But the larger issue is about critical thinking -- it's harmful to our ability to debate issues rationally, if large numbers of people support rules and laws without knowing why. What's the silliest thing you can get people to believe? If you can get large numbers of people to believe that seeing a photo of a mammary gland is harmful, well, where could you even go from there?

I think history will judge us by how many people stood up and said, THIS IS STUPID. It won't be quite as awkward as when kids ask their grandparents, "Grandpa, which side were you on in the civil rights movement?" But people are still going to look back and wonder what the HELL we were thinking.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Pink Has Webcam Sex

Pink says she has only seen hubby Carey Hart three times since they married in January.

But she says their relationship is healthy and confesses they enjoy virtual sex, via webcam.

She told the Mirror:: "I've seen Carey three times since the honeymoon. But our relationship's been like that the whole time we've been together.

We've been going out for four or five years and we would just meet in hotel rooms. Now we do the whole webcam thing."

But she added: "I get a little paranoid that I'll press the wrong button and it'll end up on my dad's computer!"

Or mine. I'd like that.....I don't care what anyone says, she's way hotter than Paris Hilton, and 33 percent more disease free!

Porn for college credit

: With pornography emerging as a bigger part of mainstream media, several colleges and universities across the United States offer courses in which pornography is viewed and discussed in an academic setting.
According to an article written in the April 2006 issue of Time Magazine, students at the State University of New York at Buffalo can take a course titled "Cyberporn and Society," where they look at different porn sites on the Internet.
The University of Iowa offers a course called "Pornography In Popular Culture," and students who take the course "Cinema and the Sex Act" at the University of California-Berkeley view clips from NC-17-rated movies such as the 1995 film "Showgirls."
West Virginia University also offers courses where pornography is shown and discussed by students, including a course called "Women In Movies" in the Center for Women's Studies.
"We talked about the use of women in different movies and how most women are used for sexual purposes," said Tim Runyan, a junior engineering major at WVU who took the course. "We watched the movie American Pie and discussed how movies receive a NC-17 rating when the vaginal area of a woman is shown."
Kristin Johnson, sophomore, also took the course and in addition to watching regular films, she said the class also watched erotica, or "softcore" pornography, and brief clips of "hardcore" pornography.
"We would watch a movie or brief parts of a movie and have a short lecture afterwards," Johnson said. "Students were not forced to view the material and people who were uncomfortable with it could show up late to the class, after the material was shown."
Johnson said the class discussed the role women played in "hardcore" pornography films and how for the most part women were not shown in a very positive light.
"We noticed that in the films the girls were not very smart," she said. "They played the stereotypical dumb, big-breasted blonde."
Johnson said some students found the films degrading to women while others found the films powerful to women.
"The material could have been taught without using movies, but seeing those movies really cemented the material for me," she added.
Dr. Heather Frederick taught the course taken by Runyan and Johnson and said at first she chickened out when it came to showing pornography to her students.
"I wanted to show the class sexuality, and you can't talk about women in the movies without talking about sex," said Frederick, who now teaches political science at Slippery Rock University. "I made it very clear what I wanted to do with my class and students were not required to watch the movies if they were offended."
Frederick also showed her class a documentary analyzing the economic impact of pornography.
"I wasn't trying to say porn is good or bad," said Frederick. "I wanted the students to make up their own minds. Some thought it was empowering, some thought women are being oppressed."
The Department of Communications at WVU offers a course where the effects of pornography are discussed but no pornography is shown to students.
"We talk about the effects of pornography on people's behavior and how it affects their sexuality and their sexual satisfaction," said Keith Weber, who teaches the course.
"There has been a lot of research done on the effects of pornography and it is found that porn is not a terrible thing to have happened," he added. "Just because you watch pornography does not automatically mean you are going to become a sexual deviant or a sexual predator."

Can I have my PHD now?

Media blamed for teens' interest in sex - vnunet.com

Media blamed for teens' interest in sex - vnunet.com: "Iain Thomson, vnunet.com 04 Apr 2006


A new study claims to have identified a link between the type of media teenagers watch and their propensity to have sex.

The testers examined 1,017 black and white teenagers from North Carolina at 12 to 14 years old and again two years later.

The children were asked about their favourite forms of entertainment, including television shows, movies, songs and magazines. They were also quizzed on their attitudes to sexual behaviour.

Students who had a high 'sexual media diet' were 2.2 times more likely to have sex than those who watched less racy material. The effect was higher among white students than black students."

Yeah because teenagers never had sex before tv was invented.

Ever stop to think that maybe they watch a lot of "sexual media" is because they are more likley to have sex? In other words maybe they were horndogs in the first place and that's why they like sex on tv.

Or it could just be because everyone likes sex on tv.

Online: Rooms in Exchange for Sex

My Way News - Online: Rooms in Exchange for Sex

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - In Atlanta, an online ad offers a room in exchange for "sex and light office duty." In Los Angeles, a one-bedroom pool house is free "to a girl that is skilled and willing." And in New York City, a $700-a-month room is available at a discount to a fit female willing to provide sex.

On the widely used Web site Craigslist.org, some landlords and apartment dwellers looking for roommates are offering to accept sex in lieu of rent.

"They have to be attractive. I don't let just anybody come into my house," said Mike, a man who answered the phone at the New York City listing but declined to give his last name - and refused to say whether he has, in fact, collected the rent under the sheets.

The offering of shelter for sex is older than, well, real estate itself.

But the online come-ons are franker than anything you might see in the newspaper classifieds, because they are not edited by Craigslist, and perhaps also because the anonymity of the Internet often causes people to shed their inhibitions.

Trading housing for sex is a form of prostitution. But the police aren't kicking down doors.

Paul J. Browne, a deputy police commissioner in New York, said investigators have found that the Craigslist ads are frequently "little more than a form of voyeurism that didn't result in an actual exchange of sex for rent."

Craigslist provides mostly free classifieds for apartments, used cars and just about everything else in more than 200 cities in 35 countries.

"I usually rent the room for 600, but if you are really ticklish and willing to trade being tickled for the extra rent then we have a deal," writes a gay man offering a $350-a-month room in the San Francisco Bay area.

An ad for a townhouse near Bradenton, Fla., seeks a "female that likes to be nude. Nothing more expected."

It is unclear how much success people have had with their rent-for-sex ads.

One man said he became friends with a bisexual man who answered his ad but did not end up taking the room. The same user said a man visiting from Russia answered his ad and they shared dinner and a bottle of wine, but that was it.

"This is only a silly sideline adventure of mine," the man, who would not give his name, wrote in an e-mail. "I feel a little embarrassed about it."

The Associated Press e-mailed more than two-dozen other people who placed ads, but most declined to be interviewed.

Jim Buckmaster, chief executive of San Francisco-based Craigslist, said the company forbids ads that break the law, but his staff of 19 could not possibly police all postings. Craigslist instead relies on users to flag ads they find offensive. If enough people agree, the ad is removed.

"Tens of millions of users are a much more powerful force in examining the more than 8 million classified ads per month than any staff could be," Buckmaster said.

Mike, who offered the room in New York, said his ads are frequently flagged and removed, resulting in a cat-and-mouse game in which he puts them back up.

Tenants rights groups have accused Craigslist of skirting fair housing requirements. In February, a group called the Chicago Lawyers' Committee for Civil Rights Under Law sued the Web site for publishing housing ads that excluded people based on their race, religion and sex.

But legal experts say Craigslist is shielded by a 1996 federal law that protects online service providers that merely pass along unedited information provided by someone else.

And in most states, prostitution laws apply only if the ads are followed by e-mails, phone conversations or other acts that advance the proposition.

"The mere posting itself is absolutely not illegal," said Anthony Lowenstein, a defense lawyer in San Francisco, "unless the guy who posts it or the person who answers it does something that makes it a little closer to happening."

Apparently Mother Teresa was a WHORE!

Indian director hopes to cast Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa - Yahoo! News: "THIRUVANANTHAPURAM, India (AFP) - An Indian movie director said he hopes to persuade
Paris Hilton to play the role of Nobel laureate and prospective Catholic Saint, Mother Teresa, in an upcoming film.

"Her features resemble Mother Teresa," director T. Rajeevnath told AFP from the southwestern coastal state of Kerala.

The filmmaker said Hilton is on his shortlist after a computer-generated image showed a close facial match between the hotel heiress and the Albanian-born nun.

Mother Teresa, who died in 1997, worked among the poor in the teeming slums of Kolkata, formerly Calcutta, with the Missionaries of Charity. She was beatified by
Pope John Paul


Pope John Paul in 2003, a significant step on the road to sainthood in the Catholic church.

"A meeting with Paris Hilton is scheduled for the end of April," Rajeevnath said.

The 54-year-old director is well-known in India for his Malayalam-language films, including "Janani" (Mother) -- the story of seven nuns who care for an abandoned baby, which won a national award.

Hilton's prior movie experience includes appearing in a home-made sex video made by a former boyfriend that appeared on the Internet, and parts in several Hollywood B-films.

The blond socialite, who is often the focus of US celebrity gossip columns, also starred in the US reality television show "The Simple Life".




This is just wrong....and I hate the Catholic Church. I feel bad for the pope. He's probably crying on his big shiny gold pope pillow over this.

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Monday, April 03, 2006

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Pucker Up

Fashion on Yahoo! News Photos: "A model presents a creation for the 3rd China Swimwear Design Contest at the 14th China International Fashion Week in Beijing April 1, 2006. REUTERS/Jason Lee"

Lohan Shows Her Ass

Lindsay Lohan flashes children at Kid's Choice Awards - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Mainstreaming Of Pornography Frustrates Anti-Porn Activists... | The Huffington Post

Mainstreaming Of Pornography Frustrates Anti-Porn Activists... | The Huffington Post: "The industry's VIPs mingle at political galas and Super Bowl parties. Their product is available on cell phones, podcasts, and particularly the Internet — there it's an attraction like no other, patronized by tens of millions of Americans.

It's pornography. And if you're a consumer, John Harmer thinks you're damaging your brain."

Oh, no! I've got the drain bamage! I'm going to go lease a Hummer because I'm too dumb not too!

Jesus Loved Him Some Porn. Sometimes that's all he'd talk about.

A Setback for Anti-Porn Pastors - Los Angeles Times: "Handing out free Bibles to porn stars and their fans at adult film conventions isn't as hard as it would seem. Pastors Mike Foster and Craig Gross say they typically give away 1,000 copies of the New Testament at the multiday conferences.

Even so, the founders of XXXchurch.com — a Corona-based anti-pornography Internet ministry — thought a hip cover could easily triple their distribution.

But the pastors' brainstorm to put their "Jesus Loves Porn Stars" brand on covers of the New Testament was rejected by the American Bible Society, the publishing company that XXXchurch.com paid to print 10,000 copies of the Scriptures.

The publisher said that while it applauded the outreach to those who make a living off pornography, "the wording is misleading and inappropriate for a New Testament," according to a letter the pastors received from Barbara Bernstengel, the executive in charge of standards at the nonprofit Bible publishing company.

Bernstengel offered several alternatives, but the pastors rejected them.

"In this case, we think this is a fight worth having because it goes to the core of the Gospel," Foster said.

Gross said their slogan isn't misleading; Jesus does love porn stars and the message doesn't insinuate that he loves pornography.

"But that's why we're putting the Bible in [the porn stars'] hands — Jesus is not OK with it," said Gross, a former youth pastor who works on the XXXchurch.com website from his Lake Elsinore garage. "The publisher is hindering the Gospel going forth."

The number of companies that publish the Bible is limited. Modern versions of the Scriptures are licensed to publishers by the organizations that did the translations.

The XXXchurch.com pastors say the rejection of the cover is typical of the clash between old-school Christianity — with its rigid structure and traditions — and an emerging brand practiced mostly by younger Christians who focus on relationships, spiritual experiences and converting nonbelievers through bold, sometimes edgy marketing.

"This whole religious rule book just needs to be burned, and we need to reinvent the rules," Gross said. "Otherwise, Christianity is going to fade away."

Roy Lloyd, a spokesman for the American Bible Society, said his 190-year-old organization publishes custom Bibles for a variety of youth-oriented ministries, including skateboarders and hip-hop devotees. "It's not that we're opposed to what [XXXchurch.com] is doing," he said. "But there needs to be a sense of propriety."

Richard Flory, a sociologist at Biola University who studies new Christian movements, said it's not surprising or outrageous that the American Bible Society would decline to publish the provocative cover.

"I actually see this as a marketing dispute," he said. "The XXXchurch.com pastors are trying to market the Bible to a niche market, and the American Bible Society, while not opposed to their efforts, is wary of the marketing strategy."

The society shouldn't jeopardize its larger mission by publishing a Bible cover that it believes will be divisive, Flory added.

Gross, 30, and Foster, 35, founded XXXchurch.com in 2002 to fight addiction to Internet pornography, especially among Christians.

Their intentionally confrontational website — billed as the "No. 1 Christian Porn Site" — includes free "accountability software" to flag questionable sites visited by users, podcasts featuring ex-porn star interviews, and hate mail from both conservative Christians and porn lovers.

"We refuse to have this be your typical Christian crap website with crosses and Bibles all over the place and communicating things that most in the world can't relate to," the pair state on XXXchurch.com.

The pastors say the "Jesus Loves Porn Stars" Bible would help get the word of God into the hands of those normally shunned by Christians.

"This is about the message of love and grace and compassion to the people we don't like in the Christian world," said Foster, adding that he is in talks with other publishers to get their Bible printed. "Maybe we need to think outside the box to maybe help these people."

Flory, the Biola professor, said if the "Jesus Loves Porn Stars" Bible were published, it would soon become a cultural icon.

"And doesn't this work at cross purposes with the XXXchurch.com goals by making it cool for people, who otherwise wouldn't have anything to do with this, to appropriate the porn star symbolism?" Flory said.

Foster said it's time for Christians to take risks.

"Yeah, the cover's out there; it's controversial, it's provocative, it's wacky," he said. "But it's to draw attention to the content. If people have that book in their hands, it's a good thing." "

Three Men Charged in 'Dungeon' Castration

My Way News - Three Men Charged in 'Dungeon' Castration: "WAYNESVILLE, N.C. (AP) - At least six men came to western North Carolina, some from as far away as South America, to have their genitals mutilated in what police described Friday as a sadomasochistic 'dungeon.'

Three men have been charged with illegal castration in the case, Haywood County Sheriff Tom Alexander and District Attorney Michael Bonfoey said. The sheriff and prosecutor said the victims were willing participants in the procedures.

The men met through a Web site produced in North Carolina that published photographs of men engaging in sadomasochistic behavior at a house in Waynesville. Investigators found DVD recordings of the castrations during a search of the house Wednesday, authorities said.

'This right here beats everything I have ever seen,' Alexander said.

Michael Mendez, 60, Richard Peter Sciara, 61, and Danny Carroll Reeves, 49, each are charged with castration without malice, maiming without malice and practicing medicine without a license."

Judge Says Move Sexy Billboards Away From Road

My Way News - Judge: Move Sexy Billboards Away From Road: "KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) - A federal judge agrees: Sexy signs just have no place near the highway.

The case came before the court when John Haltom, who owns 10 stores that sell lingerie, sex toys and adult videos in six states, filed a lawsuit last year against the attorney general's office.

He took issue with a law that prohibits most signs for sexually oriented businesses from being posted within a mile of the highway. Any business that devotes more than 10 percent of their display space to sexually oriented merchandise faced the restrictions.

Haltom said the billboard law is too broad and curtails his right to commercial speech. He also said that while his businesses between 10 percent and 25 percent of its display space to sexually oriented items, the law was too broad to consider his locations as adult businesses.

But Fenner, who has upheld the law in past challenges, disagreed.

He also said that the law bans advertising for a store's sexually oriented business, not the store itself. It could still post billboards advertising its non-adult items, if it chose.

State Sen. Matt Bartle, who spearheaded the legislation, said he was confident the law would survive, but predicted more challenges. "

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Hi I'm Lanny Barby! You probably already know me, I was the Penthouse Pet of the Month for June in 2003.

I started to work in porn about 5 seconds after my 18th birthday. No kidding! I was eager to get paid for something I really love to do. SEX! Right from the start I did all the nastiest stuff. Gangbangs, DP, Anal, Boy-Girl and of course Girl-Girl. And in case you wonder: Yes. I do like to have a hard cock in my ass! (But I do prefer a bit smaller than the size I like in my pussy hehehe)

My favorite color is pink and for music I like Techno and Jazz.

I still live in the same neighborhood as my parents and you know, my Mom loves my website! (YES! She visits every day. Even she sees my pictures inside Twistys with my papa's membership!) My hobbies... hmmm, well, can you call masturbation a hobby? Hahaha.

You know, a lot of people say that girls from Quebec are the sexiest girls in Canada. Maybe it's because of the French heritage. I am not sure- all I know is that we are liberal and we like to have fun. My parents are the same. We prefer to live "in the moment".

I don't know if it's true but I DO know that Quebec girls are the dirtiest girls in the whole wide world! And this include the Web too. hehehe. We just naturally have no inhibitions (how do you say that in English?) so that makes us the perfect porn movie stars.

I love taking my clothes off in front of the men mostly because I love the attention. It just feels so good and natural. I am happy with who I am and I like to show the world. It helps me that my parents support my career and cheer me on.

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Run for your lives! It's the Attack of the Skinny Asian Soccer Players from Venus!

Fashion on Yahoo! News Photos: "Chinese models present creations for HOSA China Lingerie Fashion Trend Collection 2006-2007 at the 14th China International Fashion Week in Beijing April 1, 2006. REUTERS/Jason Lee" Notice the American one looks all sad.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

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