Sunday, April 30, 2006

Gay Man Kicked Out of Army

GayNZ.com - News

A soldier of the United States’ elite 82nd Airborne Division has been convicted and discharged from service for performing sodomy on screen for a gay military porn website. Richard Ashley received a 75-day jail sentence, and will be discharged in accordance with the Army’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy.

Ashley was one of seven soldiers that pleaded guilty to sodomy, behaviour detrimental to the Army and the unit, and drug use. One married soldier was also charged with adultery.

The 82nd Airborne is an elite US military unit, trained to deploy for battle within 18 hours.

The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy states that “homosexuality itself is not a bar to service, but homosexual conduct is incompatible with military service.”

The 115th member of the US congress just signed up to repeal the controversial policy. Democratic Representative Susan Davis of California called the policy an unnecessary “political invention.”

Davis stated that after considerable consultation, she now “dismiss[es] the argument that allowing gays and lesbians to serve openly in the military would negatively impact military readiness, as some have stated.” Davis declared her support for the Military Readiness Enhancement Bill, drafted by democrat Marty Meehan of Massachusetts. The Bill is yet to be put before Congress.

Currently any homosexual act is grounds for dismissal from any of the United States’ armed forces.

Hey, W, how you gonna invade Iran when you won't let the homos play?

Porn shoot angers LA neighbors

United Press International - NewsTrack - Porn shoot angers LA neighbors: "LOS ANGELES, April 30 (UPI) -- Much to the chagrin of some Los Angeles residents, their city exercises no control over adult film shoots beyond requiring a simple permit.

If a neighbor decides to rent out his house for the filming of a pornographic movie, there's not much that can be done to stop it, The Los Angeles Times reported Sunday.

On Easter Sunday, homeowners in one upscale LA neighborhood discovered a large film crew setting up shop in a two-story home. Many of the crew members were covered in tattoos and several scantily clad women were on hand as well.

Callers who complained about the goings-on were told it was perfectly legal and the city doesn't restrict the content of projects.

The neighbors conceded they didn't actually see any nudity or obscene activity, but the mere idea that it was going on bothered them."

They're just getting their panties in a wad over nothing. Guess what? Your neighbors are having sex in their homes! Gasp! It might be really kink sex!

And they lived happily ever after

Gay fairy tale sparks civil rights debate - Yahoo! News

LEXINGTON, Massachusetts (Reuters) - The crown prince rejects a bevy of beautiful princesses, rebuffing each suitor until falling in love with a prince. The two marry, sealing the union with a kiss, and live happily ever after.
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That fairy tale about gay marriage has sparked a civil rights debate in Massachusetts, the only U.S. state where gays and lesbians can legally wed, after a teacher read the story to a classroom of seven year olds without warning parents first.

A parents' rights group said on Monday it may sue the public school in the affluent suburb of Lexington, about 12 miles west of Boston, where a teacher used the book "King & King" in a lesson about different types of weddings.

"It's just so heinous and objectionable that they would do this," said Brian Camenker, president of the Parents Rights Coalition, a conservative Massachusetts-based advocacy group.

Camenker said he believes the school, Joseph Estabrook Elementary, broke a 1996 Massachusetts law requiring schools to notify parents of sex-education lessons. "There is no question in my mind that the law is being abused here," he said.

"I wouldn't be surprised if in the next couple of weeks there was some kind of (legal) action taken," he said.

Lexington Superintendent of Schools Paul Ash said the school was under no legal obligation to inform parents the book would be read to the classroom of about 20 children.

"This district is committed to teaching children about the world they live in. Seven-year-olds see gay people. They see them in the schools. They see them with their kids," he said.

"I see this as a civil rights issue. People who are gay have a right to be treated equally," he said.

"If it were North Carolina, this would be a whole different story. But the law in Massachusetts is that gay marriage is legal. We have lots of gay families in Lexington."

The issue erupted in Lexington when parent Robin Wirthlin complained to the school's principle after her 7-year-old son told her about the reading last month. She then turned to the Parents Rights Coalition, which released a statement on the issue to Boston media last week.

Since then, Ash has been swamped by e-mails on the issue from across the country, some in support but many written in anger including one from a North Carolina man who threatened "to beat his head into the ground," he said.

"I handed that one to the police," said Ash.

Strip Club Ettiquette

GUYS, do you think of an outing to a topless bar as an opportunity to act like a drunken, obnoxious lout for a few fun hours? Think again. Behaving like jerk at a strip club can earn you a slap in the face from an angry dancer or even get you tossed out on your ear by burly bouncers!

"The reason they're called gentlemen's clubs is that patrons are expected to act like gentlemen," says Steve Rankerman, manager of a high-end nudie bar in Tampa, Fla.

Here, based on interviews with dancers, bartenders and DJs nationwide, are 10 essentials of strip club etiquette:

1. AVOID asking a dancer, "Do you date?" Strippers will be insulted because they translate that as, "Can we have sex?" Exotic dancers take great pride in their profession and are mortified when customers suggest they might be hookers.

2. DON'T sit up front taking in the up-close-and-personal view of the rump-shaking performers if you don't plan to tip.

3. DRESS to impress. Leave your ratty tank top at home and shave that five o'clock shadow. "Splash on cologne," advises a Las Vegas dancer. "I'll definitely give a more intimate lap dance to a customer who smells nice."

4. KEEP "witty" negative comments to yourself. Wisecracks like, "That skinny blonde looks like Ann Coulter on crack," can deflate a dancer's self-esteem, causing her to mess up her routine -- or even take a nasty spill. "We hear more than you think over the music," reveals Party, a 21-year-old stripper in Dayton, Ohio.

5. TIP the bartenders and waitresses -- not just the strippers.

6. NEVER spank a dancer's derriere to get her attention -- that's just as rude at a strip club as at an office. And if there's a no-touching policy, you could be unceremoniously ejected. Instead, ask the bartender to signal the lady.

7. DON'T talk dirty. Risque banter is O.K., but a dancer is likely to take offense if you describe in graphic detail what you'd like to do to her.

8. NEVER tip a stripper with coins. Stuffing four quarters in a dancer's garter belt is a major insult. Politely ask the bartender to convert your coins to $1 bills.

9. THINK twice before dragging along your mate. Unless she's super-secure, odds are she'll feel threatened by the bosom- baring beauties. Notes one DJ: "Nothing ruins the atmosphere in a club quicker than a jealous girlfriend sitting there scowling -- or worse, mocking the dancers. Some ugly cat-fights start that way."

10. NEVER hang around outside after closing hoping to meet a girl. Just like any other women, dancers get spooked when approached in a parking lot at 4 a.m. You're likely to find yourself in jail for stalking after staffers call the cops.

Larry Flynt, Hero of the People, Gets Hated on at Harvard

The Harvard Crimson :: News :: Flynt Faces Rowdy Law Crowd
At a speech on the First Amendment, Larry Flynt, the publisher of Hustler Magazine, made what seemed to be false assertions about the format of his presentation and his publishing of certain cartoons while drawing hisses from the crowd for using a racial epithet and describing women as “sex objects.”

In a talk before a crowd of 200 in Harvard Law School’s Ames Courtroom Friday, Flynt emphasized the need to “push the envelope” on the First Amendment, saying that he had spent his life fighting in “the trenches” and “had taken a bullet for free speech.”

“If you’re going to live in a free society, you have to tolerate certain things that you don’t like so that you can be free,” Flynt said.

The short speech was followed by a lively session in which students—who handed questions to a moderator—grilled Flynt on his refusal to debate critics and on the content of Hustler.

HUSTLING HARVARD?

In the first question after the speech, Flynt was asked why he declined to participate in a forum “where he would have to share the spotlight with his critics.”

Responding strongly, Flynt denied that he had ever turned down a debate, saying that he would “come back for a panel” if invited. The reason for the solo forum, he said, was that he is filming a documentary and his camera crew said a debate format would be unsuitable.

But this claim was refuted by documents obtained by The Crimson regarding the planning of Flynt’s visit. The documents illuminate communications from Flynt’s agent—not Flynt himself.

The saga of Flynt’s refusal to debate began when his agent, Kim Dower, contacted the American Constitution Society (ACS), the liberal law and policy group, and asked them to host his appearance at Harvard. Brianna J. MacDonald, the ACS publicity chair, wrote in an e-mail to Dower that her group was “hesitant” about inviting Flynt “without allowing for other voices added to the discussion to expand the debate.”

In her reply, Dower refused to change the format of the event, writing that it is “difficult for Mr. Flynt to work the debate/panel arrangement as his voice is weaker.” She did not mention the camera crew’s supposed concern that a debate would be difficult to film.

The ACS board then voted not to invite Flynt to Harvard. Instead they referred him to the Law School’s American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) chapter which agreed to host his speech as a solo forum.

Kevin M. LoVecchio, an ACS member and Flynt critic, said that since Flynt came to Harvard for filming purposes and had refused debate, he was “merely concerned with exploiting the Harvard Law School name.” The e-mail from Dower, the Flynt agent, to the ACS supports this assertion: she wrote that she was “trying to provide the filmmaker with a wonderful university to film at.”

But Sandra E. Pullman ’02, the president of the Harvard ACLU and a former Crimson arts editor, defended the decision to invite Flynt, saying that the documentary “is being composed by an outside film company, and he’s not making a dime from it.” She continued that Flynt had “expanded the reach of free speech [protections through] his precedent-setting defeat of Jerry Falwell.”

A CARTOON CONTROVERSY

To discredit Flynt before his arrival on campus, LoVecchio and Mary Anne A. Franks, who had originally been contacted to debate Flynt, created and distributed a pamphlet filled with some of the more offensive cartoon images that have appeared in Hustler.

According to descriptions by LoVecchio that were verified by The Crimson, one cartoon shows a girl with an overly large nose chasing a dollar bill attached to a length of string while a Nazi hides around a corner holding the other end of the string and a baseball bat. In another image, a man, genitals exposed, dangles a piece of steak before a seeing-eye dog to lure a young, blind girl.

Other images displayed in the pamphlet include women being put through meat grinders and a child being kidnapped.

When asked at the event about the images—and the ones that reference Nazis in particular—Flynt said that he could not recall the images under question. After The Crimson handed a copy of the pamphlet to the moderator who in turn showed it to Flynt, he studied it for a moment before saying, “I didn’t publish these.” As a couple students shouted “liar!” Flynt took another look at the images, and said, “Well, I don’t know.”

The Crimson verified that the images in question had in fact appeared in Hustler.

Flynt also gave his opinion at the event about a different cartoon controversy.

When a student asked if newspapers should publish the Danish cartoons depicting the Islamic Prophet Muhammed, Flynt said that every newspaper in the nation should “publish the cartoons tomorrow,” and a “group of towel heads [had gotten] away with intimidating the whole world.” The use of the racial slur drew hisses—used at the Law School to signify disapproval—from some in the crowd.

THE WOMEN V. LARRY FLYNT

The anti-Flynt activists also organized a separate speaker event which took place before the main speech.

Professor Gail Dines of Wheelock College, a sociologist who has spent over a decade researching pornography, spoke about the history of the pornographic industry and the role that Flynt has played in its development.

Calling him “first and foremost a capitalist,” Dines said that Flynt’s “staff is intensely reactionary and intensely right wing.” She went on to argue that pornography is corrosive because it distorts women’s sexuality and turns them into sex objects.

When asked at his event if pornography is destructive, Flynt dismissed the idea out of hand, saying that “you can’t get a group of social scientists together who will argue that [pornography] is harmful,” and that such criticisms are made only by the Christian right. He drew hisses again by saying that women “are the sex objects and they’re not going to be able to change that.”

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Help this guy get a threesome

Help Win This Bet: "
So, here's the story... I said to my girlfriend that any stupid website could get tons of hits, simply because people are bored all the time. She said that I was an idiot and couldn’t make a website that could get tons of hits if I wanted to. After a long argument (mostly centered around the fact that she called me an idiot) we made a bet:

If I could not make a website to get 2,000,000 hits, I would agree that I was an idiot; however, if I could make a website to get 2,000,000 hits, she would have a menage a trois (that's a threesome to you non french-speakers) with me and another girl. I thought she was kidding at the time, but then she said she was so sure of herself, that she would even put it in writing. This of course is an ultra-binding contract."

How to quit smoking

There’s a hard core group of smokers who have tried everything to quit. But they can’t. Death is simply not enough incentive for them.

Meanwhile, more and more people refuse to have any kind of relationship with those who smoke.

Thus smokers have an ever shrinking pool of people to have relationships with, as smokers tend to die off.

Meanwhile, there’s a separate pool of people who aren’t getting enough sex. Especially oral sex.

It occurs to me that maybe there is a mutually beneficial solution here.

Link cessation of smoking to sex.

Here’s the proposal.

First, there must be an agreement between two people to implement the Cessation of Smoking Through Sex Program. They would partner to help each other in the cessation of smoking.

The agreement would be for every cigarette that person does not smoke, that person will perform oral sex on his or her partner.

Let us assume that it takes 4 minutes to smoke a cigarette. The smoker starts the program smoking 20 cigarettes per day—or about 80 minutes of the day is spent in smoking.

If that person cut 5 cigarettes a day the first week and transferred that time to oral sex, his or her partner would receive 20 minutes of oral sex per day.

At total cessation of smoking 20 cigarettes per day, the smoker would be giving his or her partner 80 minutes of oral sex per day.

What would you rather do inhale death 80 minutes per day, or engage in erotic behavior 80 minutes per day?

There are some possible variations on this.

For example, take a female smoker who wants to quit, and her partner is not a smoker: She could have perform the requested sex act 2 minutes for every cigarette he avoids, and have her partner perform her request sex act for 2 minutes for each cigarette she avoids smoking.

Or let’s assume a male smoker with a partner who does not smoke. Same split 2 minutes of whatever for each cigarette avoided per day.

Those who do not smoke, and would like to help smokers quit, could take a proactive role in helping smokers quit through adopting this program.

Say, you are interested in someone, but you don’t smoke, and that person does. Rather than blow them off because they are a smoker, offer to assist them in ceasing to smoke.

You ask them, would you like to participate in the Cessation of Smoking Through Sex program?

You explain, that besides not smoking in your presence, you will perform a sex act on them for 2 to 4 minutes per day for each cigarette they avoid.

Or you could ask them to perform a sex act on you for 4 minutes per cigarette per day they avoid.

Whichever works for you and them.

You might even be able to work something out in your work place.

First you find a workmate who will agree to help you by being you partner in the Cessation of Smoking Through Sex program. Instead of a smoking break, you take a sex break with your Smoking Cessation partner. Instead of designated smoking areas, businesses would soon have to designate smoking cessation areas. Actually since not smoking is already permitted in most work places, and few if any have bans on sex, this would work.

Just imagine the possibilities here. First off, I would strongly suspect that the amount of smoking going on would rapidly decline, in direct proportion to the amount of sex increasing.

For those non-smokers, think of all the lives you could save by offering to divert smoker’s sticking cigarettes in their mouths to using that oral fixation on your body?

Besides reducing cancer rates, heart attack rates and all the other medical benefits, just imagine how many more happy people there would be.

Chicks Kissing Chicks

Mischa Barton Upskirts





Papparrazzi pics looking up Mischa Barton's skirt. From Egotastic.

What is BDSM?

Grain Belt News - What is BDSM?

When many hear the term BDSM they begin to imagine sinister underground dungeons where by leather wearing pierced masochists impose excruciating pain on their victims. This of course could be seen as true in some instances but this is not what BDSM is all about. BDSM cannot be defined by one activity alone, two activities, or even three, in fact it would accurate to say that BDSM cannot be defined by any number of activities, it's a lifestyle choice which is entirely unique.

The term 'BDSM' encompasses an immeasurable range of sexual, sensual and intimate activities. The most common can include power or role play, a range of sensory games from the extreme infliction of intense pain to the gentle tease of a feather and much more. Many have even participated in an act that could sit under the caveat of BDSM without even knowing it and this style of sexuality is ever on the increase whether you are aware of it or not.

So what is it? The term BDSM itself is actually made up from abbreviations of other terms. B & D represents 'bondage and dominance' or 'bondage and discipline'. D & S represents 'dominance and submission' and S & M represents 'sadism and masochism'. With all these terms sitting under the BDSM belt it is easier to see exactly why BDSM can be extremely hard to define and is simply more straightforward to view as a way of life.

Contrary to popular belief BDSM is not that irregular. In fact as much as 50% of the population have a varying degree of interest in the subject and that's with them being knowledgeable enough to know what it encompasses. If you include in those figures couples that may have restrained each other to a bed or the simple use of a blindfold you could expect that percentage to soar. Historically this behaviour was listed as a psychological problem in a similar vain to masturbation and homosexuality. Today, however, as are homosexuality and masturbation becoming increasingly accepted in society, so is BDSM.

As well as being hard to define there are also no set practices within BDSM. For many, possibly the majority, it is seen as a way to add an element of spice and enjoyment to their sex lives. Others can view BDSM as a way to gain fulfilment or a temporary release from everyday life, a kind of escapism if you will. Still others will view it as a way to deepen the bond between partners. This list of varying views could continue but it is far simpler to point out that there are possibly as many views as there are people involved in the subject. Although the list of views varies dramatically the people behind them all share something in common and that something is known as SSC.

Like BDSM, SSC is also an acronym. It stands for Safe, Sane and Consensual. Safe means that precautions are taken to prevent harm or injury to those involved. Sane means that mental and emotional safety is also cared for and consensual almost speaks for itself; all parties involved agreeing to participate without coercion.

The majority involved in BDSM share a heightened sense of responsibility and respect for their partners. BDSM has absolutely nothing to do with violence against a helpless victim. It is this kind of common misconception that responsible BDSM participants wish to dispel. Restraining a partner and beating them is not BDSM but simply brutality. The heightened sense of responsibility and respect often results in a positive side effect of superior levels of communication which, in the BDSM world, is essential and something that the majority of mainstream couples would be advised to adapt.

As confusing as BDSM is it is far easier to see why some misconceptions are formed. Most physical or 'scene' practices generally are not what they seem. The stereotypical image of the dominant doing as he/she wants with complete disregard to the submissive is one that plagues the BDSM community.

In reality nothing could be further from the truth, the submissive always has the final say. Responsible participants practice the use of good communication up front, the use of a 'safe word' which will stop the action immediately and a period of communication after any event to discuss what could be better for the next time.

Another common misconception is that BDSM is dangerous. Certainly some specific activities are more athletic than others but running an ice cube along a partners' body probably isn't life threatening. For the more strenuous activities it is advisable that the players are in good physical shape and have a good understanding of what they are doing and this is where the community aspect can play a helpful part. The shared education and experience of others can prove invaluable. Furthermore BDSM is not intended to be sexist. Sexism imposes dominant/submissive roles according to gender whereas BDSM roles are designated according to feelings and shared eroticism.

The more elaborate BDSM activities take a lot of preparation, attention, time and energy. When it comes to sex many practitioners often find themselves having more non-BDSM sex than they do BDSM sex but as we've already discussed it's not all about sex. BDSM is as much an attitude as it is an act and often spills into non-sexual related activities. A simple everyday task of travelling could see the dominant driving to express power or the submissive driving as an expression of caring for the dominant. Who's actually in charge can be far from obvious.

So who likes BDSM? I think the more appropriate question is who doesn't like BDSM? People interested in BDSM come from all walks of life. From those with abusive backgrounds where BDSM activities are part of the healing process, those with healthy backgrounds who are looking for fulfilment to those who are identified as 'lifers' who have had fantasies from as far back as they can remember and are now making them a reality.

One thing you can be sure of is that BDSM will always attract a certain curiosity. People will come from all genders and orientations establishing common ground between heterosexuals, homosexuals and any other orientation that you can think of. Before you dismiss BDSM and vouch that you would never participate in such an act or lifestyle, can you be so sure that you haven't, to a certain degree, done so already?

Friday, April 28, 2006

Gilmore Girl is Wonder Woman?



According to this very French and very obssesed fan site Lauren Graham of the Gilmore Girls is being considered to play Wonder Woman in the upcoming movie.

And now I have all these images in my head of Lauren Graham tying me up with a golden lasso and making me tell the truth.

They made a little photoshop of what it might look like.

CTV.ca | McGill shuts down prof's site over Playboy pics

CTV.ca | McGill shuts down prof's site over Playboy pics

he website of a McGill University computer professor has been shut down after he posted nude pictures of McGill students from the current issue of Playboy.

The photos accompany a story that ranks the Montreal institution as the tenth best party school in North America.

Computer professor Luc Devroye posted the photos in a section of his website dedicated to university news.

Content on his McGill site is unavailable save for a comment from Devroye that denounces the decision.

Under the headline "A sad day," Devroye says that "on April 24, 2006, censorship and political correctness won against academic freedom."

He goes on to apologize to the students, researchers and readers who are unable to access his site

"To the students who are counting on my course notes: sorry. To the researchers who are trying to download my work: sorry. To the conference participants of AofA 2006: sorry," he writes, referring to what is believed to be Analysis of Algorithms 2006.

"To the readers of my daily social commentary: sorry. To the mathematical community: sorry. To the funding agencies of Canada who generously supported my work: sorry. We may be up again one day after purgatory," he said.

The dean of sciences, Martin Grant, told La Presse that it was not a question of censorship, but rather of lack of judgment on the part of a staff member.

"I publish commentaries about what happens at McGill, in conferences, in workshops. I have fun. It's an outlet for me," Devroye wrote in another explanatory note published on the Carleton University website, which is playing temporary host to his web page, minus the controversial photos.

McGill was the only Canadian university to make Playboy's list.

Playboy decides the ranking by sending volunteer interns to different universities to grade the campus on such criteria as male-to-female ratio, the party scene, and how close it's situated to a big city.

According to Playboy, McGill scored big because of its 3-2 woman-to-man ratio and its alluring influence of the francophone Canadians who are "famously open about sex."

In February, McGill may have solidified its Playboy position after lewd photos from a campus party were splashed across four pages of Le Journal de Montreal.

Last October, the university cancelled the last two games of the McGill Redmen football season after an 18-year-old team rookie alleged he was sexually assaulted with a broomstick during a hazing ritual at "Rookie Night" in August.

$1,100 worth of porn and rap

wcbstv.com - Yonkers Woman Gets $1,100 Cable TV Porn Bill: "(AP) YONKERS A 62-year-old retired schoolteacher from Yonkers is fighting with Cablevision over an $1,100 bill for porn and gangsta rap.

Claudia Lee said the charges appeared on her February bill, one month after she bundled her Cable TV, computer and phone services together with Cablevision.

Despite Cablevision's assurances to the state Attorney General's Office that her problem would be resolved, Lee has been forced to pay the company $779 and must cough up an additional $652 by today or her phone, Internet and television service could be cut off.

Cablevision said Lee may not have ordered the Playboy Channel programs, but someone in her home did. Lee counters that she lives alone in her one-bedroom apartment, and is only visited by her 81-year-old mother -- who is not a porn fan.

She said someone has pirated her service. She added that every time she calls Cablevision, she gets somebody new to whom she must retell her problem.

Lee has written to the state Attorney General's Bureau of Consumer Frauds and Protection. In a March 21 response letter to Lee, the bureau advised her that Cablevision had agreed to the bureau's request to resolve Lee's complaint."

Circumcision, Fidelity More Effective HIV Prevention Methods Than Condoms, Abstinence, Researchers Say

Circumcision, Fidelity More Effective HIV Prevention Methods Than Condoms, Abstinence, Researchers Say

Promoting male circumcision and fidelity to one partner seems to be more effective at curbing the spread of HIV than promoting abstinence and condom use, USAID researcher and technical adviser Daniel Halperin said last week, the Chicago Tribune reports. As Halperin and other researchers analyze 20 years of studies on HIV/AIDS throughout Africa, they have tried to "put aside intuitions, emotions, ideologies and look at the evidence in as coldhearted a way as we can," Halperin said. During a speech at a meeting of the Southern African HIV Clinicians Society in Johannesburg, South Africa, Halperin said he and his colleagues discovered that regular sex partners rarely use condoms, and abstinence merely delays HIV infection among young people by one or two years. For example, condom use in Ghana and Senegal seems to have helped in the reduction of the spread of the HIV, which in those countries is particularly prevalent among commercial sex workers and their partners. However, condom use in South Africa and Botswana has had little effect in reducing those countries' HIV epidemics -- which have reached the general population -- because regular sex partners rarely use condoms consistently. In comparison, faithfulness to one partner has worked at reducing HIV prevalence in Uganda and Kenya, according to Halperin. Because a person is more likely to transmit HIV during the first three weeks of contracting the virus, an HIV-positive person who has just one partner during that time is likely to pass the disease to that one person. But if an HIV-positive person in the highly infectious stage has many sexual partners at a time, "the virus spreads like wildfire" as those people in turn have sex with other people, Halperin said. In addition, circumcision has been shown to reduce male-to-female HIV transmission by 60% to 75% (Goering, Chicago Tribune, 4/23). A study published in the November 2005 issue of PLoS Medicine of men living in South Africa finds that male circumcision might reduce the risk of men contracting HIV through sexual intercourse with women by about 60%. Male circumcision might also reduce the risk of HIV transmission from HIV-positive men to their female partners, according to a study of couples in Rakai, Uganda (Kaiser Daily HIV/AIDS Report, 2/9).

Poverty Reduction, Status Awareness
In addition, poverty does not appear necessarily to make a person more susceptible to HIV. "[C]ontrary to popular wisdom, as income levels go up in both men and women, we see higher rates of HIV," Halperin said, adding that people who make more money tend to have more sexual partners. Other HIV prevention methods such as encouraging people to know their status and treating secondary sexually transmitted infections also have not proven effective, Halperin said (Chicago Tribune, 4/23).

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Lora

And the world's sexiest woman is...

And the world's sexiest woman is... - Yahoo! News: "LONDON (Reuters) - British actress Keira Knightley was voted the world's sexiest woman in a magazine poll on Thursday, beating model Keeley Hazel and Hollywood star Scarlett Johansson into second and third place respectively.

The poll, which British magazine FHM said was based on two million votes, saw homegrown model and TV presenter Kelly Brook slip to 5th from first last year, while Angelina Jolie, expecting a baby in mid-May, came fourth.

Beyonce Knowles was the sexiest pop star at number seven and Russian tennis player Maria Sharapova the top sportswoman at number 56.

FHM said the poll was the only one of its kind voted for entirely by the British public."

So it's not really "sexiest woman in the world", then innit?

Calif. Woman Spanked at Work Sues for $1.2M - Yahoo! News

Calif. Woman Spanked at Work Sues for $1.2M - Yahoo! News: "FRESNO, Calif. - Lawyers for a woman who was spanked in front of her co-workers as part of what her employer said was a camaraderie-building exercise asked a jury Wednesday for at least $1.2 million for the humiliation she claimed to have suffered.


Janet Orlando, 53, quit her job at the home security company Alarm One Inc. in Fresno and sued, alleging discrimination, assault, battery and infliction of emotional distress.

Employees were paddled with rival companies' yard signs as part of a contest that pitted sales teams against each other, according to court documents. The winners poked fun at the losers, throwing pies at them, feeding them baby food, making them wear diapers and swatting their buttocks.

'No reasonable middle-aged woman would want to be put up there before a group of young men, turned around to show her buttocks, get spanked and called abusive names, and told it was to increase sales and motivate employees,' her lawyer, Nicholas 'Butch' Wagner, said in his closing argument.

Lawyers for Alarm One, an Anaheim-based, 300-employee company, said the spankings were part of a voluntary program to build camaraderie and were not discriminatory because they were given to both male and female workers."

All the best jokes have preists in them

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realise there is no soap.

Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.

He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way.

Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.

The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.

"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser". To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood.

Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.

Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells . . . ''Holy Mary, Mother of God - hand lotion too!

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Jay Leno attacked for gay jokes

Jay Leno attacked for gay jokes

Tony-winning playwright Jeff Whitty has written an open letter to Jay Leno criticizing him for joking about gays.

“I know you know gay people, Mr. Leno. Are they just jokes to you, to be snickered at behind their backs?,” he wrote to the Tonight Show host.




Whitty, writer of the Broadway musical Avenue Q, said Leno’s frequent cracks about gays are getting old. He singled out a segment with a saddle made for gay cowboys.

“Man, that’s dated,” Whitty says of the Brokeback Mountain spoof. “I turned the television off and felt pretty f—king depressed.”

Whitty used his letter to remind Leno about the oppression gays and lesbians have lived through – and continue to endure.

“Gay people, to you, are great material,” wrote Whitty. “When I think of gay people, I think of the gay news anchor who took a tire iron to the head several times when he was vacationing in St. Maarten's. I think of my friend who was visiting Hamburger Mary's, a gay restaurant in Las Vegas, when a bigot threw a smoke bomb filled with toxic chemicals into the restaurant, leaving the staff and gay clientele coughing, puking, and running in terror. I think of visiting my gay friends at their house in the country, sitting outside for dinner, and hearing, within hundreds of feet of where we sat, taunting voices yelling ‘Faggots.’

“I think of hugging my boyfriend goodbye for the day on 8th Avenue in Manhattan, and being mocked and taunted by passing high school students.”

Whitty pointed out to Leno that many gay people have taken their own lives “because the world was so toxically hostile to them.”

“You think gay people are great material. I think of a silent holocaust that continues to this day. I think of a silent holocaust that is perpetuated by people like you, who seek to minimize us and make fun of us and who I suspect really, fundamentally wish we would just go away.”

The playwright told Leno that coming out of the closet takes more courage than delivering a monologue on national TV every night.

“I daresay I suspect it takes bigger balls to come out of the closet than any thing you have ever done in your life,” he wrote.

Whitty insisted he has a sense of humour and conceded that much about gay life is funny. But he urged Leno to find new targets for his jokes.

“I'm tired of people like you. When I think of gay people, I think of centuries of suffering. I think of really, really good people who've been gravely mistreated for a long time now,” he wrote.

“You've got to cut it out, Jay.”

Leno has apologized in the past to viewers who are offended by certain jokes or sketches. In March he called Wendy Brogin after she criticized him for making a joke about U.S. vice president Dick Cheney's hunting accident by using footage of a shooting outside the Van Nuys courthouse in 2003.

"Apartment" For Rent

Jests and Jokes: "Apartment" For Rent

A proper man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.00.

When he was ready to leave, he told her that he did not have any cash with him but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling it "RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office he decided that the whole event was not worth the price he agreed to pay, so he had his secretary send a note with a check for $250.00 and enclosed the following note:

Dear Madam,

Enclosed find check in the amount of $250.00 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that:

  1. It had never been occupied.
  2. That there was plenty of heat.
  3. That is was small.

Last night I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat and it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250.00 with the following note:

Dear Sir:

I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how turn it on and if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, don't blame me.

Very truly yours,

We'll buy smut if you send us the spam | The Register

We'll buy smut if you send us the spam | The Register: "Spammers get more response from smutty emails than any other form of junk email.

While penis pill offers and pharmacy drugs continue to bring in a small percentage of punters, as many as one in 20 recipients visit porno websites after receiving lewd come-ons by email. Response rates for pharmacy drugs (0.02 per cent) and 'Rolex watch offers (0.0075 per cent) are miniscule by comparison, according to a study by email filtering firm CipherTrust. The sales to click-through ratio for pharmacy drugs is one to 150.
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The CipherTrust statistics refer to the percentage of end users who actually click through and buy products from spam received.

Given junk mail messages are sent in the hundreds of millions per day, it's easy to see why spamming continues to attract the unscrupulous.

The firm notes that as well as representing a nuisance to many email users, spam messages also pose a security risk as a means to trick users into visiting maliciously constructed websites."

Obscenity statute still dead

Creative Loafing - Creative Loafing Atlanta: News: Brief: Obscenity statute still dead

Consider it one small step for free-speech advocates -- and one giant step for sex-crazed Georgians: The 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals has upheld a February ruling that Georgia's obscenity statute is unconstitutional.

The February ruling ushered in what could be a golden age for obscenity in Georgia. While shops sold sex toys and graphic porn before the ruling, they did so at their own risk and were often the target of raids and legal action.

"This should resolve any doubt over whether the statute is around anymore," says Cary Wiggins, who argued the case for This, That & the Other, a Smyrna head shop.

Owners of the shop filed suit against Cobb County in 2000, after Cobb officials tried to shut down the store by invoking the state's seldom-used ban on selling vibrators and dildos. After a five-year court battle, the 11th Circuit Court sided with This, That & the Other -- and overturned Georgia's obscenity ban.

Cobb County responded by requesting that a panel of all the judges of the 11th Circuit Court hear the case "en banc." But on April 14, a three-judge panel denied that motion, affirming its earlier decision. "[O]ur panel opinion clearly holds that, based on the law of the case, the entire [statute] is unconstitutional," the ruling stated.

Yet Georgia's period of ultimate obscenity soon may come to an end. The state Legislature could draft a new obscenity statute during the 2007 legislative session.

Lawmakers declined to introduce an anti-obscenity bill in the waning weeks of the most recent session -- even after state Attorney General Thurbert Baker sent Gov. Sonny Perdue a letter alerting him that the obscenity ban had been struck down. Copies of the letter also were sent to the high-ranking members of the state House and Senate, according to Russ Willard, spokesman for the attorney general's office.

"[The Legislature] chose to do nothing," Willard says, "even though they had ample opportunity."

Cobb County has the option of appealing the April 14 ruling to the U.S. Supreme Court.

Women are dangerous

Woman as a dangerous substance

Index

Woman as a dangerous substance

ELEMENT: Women
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg
OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

* Surface usually covered in painted film
* Boils at nothing; freezes w/o known reason
* Melts if given special treatment
* Bitter if incorrectly used
* Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
* Yields if pressure applied in correct places

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

* Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones
* Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
* May explode spontaneously w/o prior warning and for no apparent reason
* Insoluble in liquids, but actively increases greatly in saturation of alcohol
* Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USES:

* Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
* Can be a great aid to relaxation
* Very effective cleaning agent

TESTS:

* Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state
* Turns green when placed beside a betta specimen

HAZARDS:

* Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
* Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other
Index

Woman as a dangerous substance

ELEMENT: Women
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg
OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

* Surface usually covered in painted film
* Boils at nothing; freezes w/o known reason
* Melts if given special treatment
* Bitter if incorrectly used
* Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
* Yields if pressure applied in correct places

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

* Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones
* Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
* May explode spontaneously w/o prior warning and for no apparent reason
* Insoluble in liquids, but actively increases greatly in saturation of alcohol
* Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USES:

* Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
* Can be a great aid to relaxation
* Very effective cleaning agent

TESTS:

* Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state
* Turns green when placed beside a betta specimen

HAZARDS:

* Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
* Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other

Impeachment

Big Boobs in China

Tempest in a D-cup as bust sizes grow - Yahoo! News: "BEIJING (Reuters) - Bra producers have been forced to offer bigger cup-sizes in China because improved nutrition is busting all previous chest measurement records.


'It's so different from the past when most young women would wear A- or B-cup bras,' Triumph brand saleswoman Zhang Jing told the Shanghai Daily from the Landmark Plaza of China's commercial hub.

'You...never expect those thin women to have such nice figures if they are not plastic.'

The report, seen on the daily's Web site Tuesday, said that the Hong Kong-based lingerie firm Embry Group no longer produces A-cups for larger chest circumferences and has increased production of C-, D- and E-cup bras to meet pressing demand.

The Beijing Institute of Clothing Technology released a report last week saying the average chest circumference of Chinese women has risen by nearly 1 cm (0.4 inch) to 83.53 cm (32.89 inches) since the early 1990s, the daily said.

This phenomenon, it said, was due to women eating more nutritiously and taking part in more sport.

Similar growth in the average height of children prompted a rethink last year in Beijing on the height allowance for free bus rides."

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

She Gets Around

Xinhua - English: "BEIJING, April 24 -- Madonna reportedly enjoyed a lesbian affair with gay model Jenny Shimizu -- the same woman who had a fling with Hollywood beauty Angelina Jolie.


The former Calvin Klein model, who is said to have had an eight year lesbian relationship with Jolie, has revealed how the Queen of Pop chose her for romance to British newspaper News of the World.

'She spotted me on a casting video and called me out of the blue,' Jenny said. 'She asked me to dinner and I went to her house. Nothing happened that night, but we both felt an immediate attraction.

'Then two days later I went back to a party and instantly we both knew that we'd end up in bed together.'

Jenny admits, 'From the age of 14 I'd watched her videos and thought. 'I'm going to have sex with that gorgeous woman one day.''

'And that night my fantasy came true - again and again and again.'

Shimizu is now reportedly dating British TV presenter Rebecca Loos - who hit the headlines in 2004 when she claimed she enjoyed an extra-marital affair with soccer ace David Beckham."

One in ten Swedish boys views porn daily

The Local - One in ten Swedish boys views porn daily: "One in ten boys at upper secondary school looks at pornography once a day and one in 25 has seen child pornography at some point, according to a new study

The report, from researchers at Lund University, showed that while only 0.2 percent of girls looked at porn every day, 9.9 percent of boys did so.

The findings have been published in an anthology of essays on young people and porn released by the Swedish Media Council, a government agency. The council's chief administrator, Ann Katrin Agebäck, said that the popularity of porn gave 'cause for concern.'

'However, things are not as bad as the media often paints them to be.'"

Dragonladies


Qi Pao style : A model displays body paint at a live exhibition of the Qi Pao, the classic Chinese Dress, to officially launch Australian Fashion Week in Sydney. (AFP/Greg Wood)

Monday, April 24, 2006

The Latest Buzz on Sex Toy Laws

Hammer of Truth » The Latest Buzz on Sex Toy Laws: "While the respective state laws may vary a bit, it’s basically illegal to sell sex toys in Texas, Mississippi and Alabama. They are currently trying to outlaw them in South Carolina and Tennessee.

I’ve been doing what I can (cached from an old site of mine) to support the sex toy merchants in Alabama, but people keep telling me to ignore the issue because it’s simply a case of some archaic law which hasn’t been taken off the books. With recent Supreme Court cases combined with current attempts to outlaw sex toys in South Carolina and Tennessee, this is clearly not a case of some dumb old law; it’s a political movement — which means we have to fight back. They’ve already tried to suggest that the Hummingbird Twister is the gateway drug which leads to prostitution; I’m waiting to see how the neocons will link the Chocolate Invader to the War on Terrorism.

A couple of years ago, Xeni Jardin suggested how to start fighting back:

This calls for massive civil disobedience. FreeTheAlabamaVibrator.com is still available, people — it’s time to stick it to the Man.

It’s going to take T-Shirts, bumper stickers, blogs, Internet graphics and video and other clever ideas to fight this. In that spirit, I started to look for sui"

Mila Kunis Naked



Here's Mila Kunis from That 70's Show and Family Guy, naked.






And here's another, where she shows all.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Justify My Friendship

Justify My Friendship: "Real Life Reasons Women Have Given For Just Wanting to Be 'Just Friends'"


  • "...I'm just not attracted to you!  You're *very cute*,
    though." -- Bob
    I bet she likes ripping the stuffing out of teddy bears, too.

  • Subject: A sick twist...

    Actually, I have a female friend that I would *like* to remain friends
    with, and vice versa, as we are both married to other people. But, for
    some reason (unconscious body signals? pheromones?) she thinks I am
    attempting something more, and, after three weeks of aggravation, we may
    have to dissolve the initial friendship.

    Not quite along the lines of your very funny pages, but darkly humorous
    nonetheless. -- B-K.P.
    Um. Boy, that 'already married' thing sorta sneaks up on ya, don't it?

My ex-wife's gift to me....