Playboy bunny wants to haunt Hilton! : HTTabloid.com

Playboy bunny wants to haunt Hilton! : HTTabloid.com: "Former Playboy playmate Jenny McCarthy has revealed that she would love to haunt tabloid favourite Paris Hilton if she ever became a ghost after her death.

The sexy Scary Movie 3 star said that she would first bring the hotel heiress down a notch or two by telling her that she was out of style, before trying to give her some 'spiritual direction' in her life.

McCarthy also said that she would love to whisper naughty nothings to Hilton.

'I'd try and give her (Hilton) some really good spiritual direction in her life. I'd also love to f**k with her, whispering in her ear things like, 'Your clothes are dirty! You're totally out of style! Eat something!’' Contactmusic quoted her, as saying."

CBC News: Ex-Playboy model Smith appears in top U.S. court

CBC News: Ex-Playboy model Smith appears in top U.S. court: "Former Playboy Playmate and reality TV show star Anna Nicole Smith found a sympathetic audience at the U.S. Supreme Court as the judges heard arguments in her fight for a share of her late husband's fortune.


Smith, who was Playboy's 1993 Playmate of the Year, was mobbed by reporters as she arrived at the court in Washington, clad in a knee-length dress, high heels and black sunglasses.

The court is hearing an appeal from Smith in her decade-long legal battle with her stepson over the $1.6 billion estate left by J. Howard Marshall.

The Texas oil tycoon was 89 when he married Smith, then a 26-year-old exotic dancer, in 1994. He died a year later.

Dork Sends Money to Nigerian "Girlfriend"

TheMilwaukeeChannel.com - News - Man Looking For Companionship Falls Victim To Dating Scam

WEST ALLIS, Wis. -- A West Allis man lost thousands of dollars before WISN 12 News was able to uncover the truth behind a dating trap that originated halfway around the world.

More people than ever are looking for love online through Internet dating sites.

"I heard a lot about Web sites and stuff, and I just wanted to try one once, so I figured why not?" online dating victim Dale Bell said.

It was Bell's first venture into the world of online dating. One site found him who he thought was the girl of his dreams.
Click here to find out more!

"When I found her, she was actually the one that I never thought in my life would ever e-mail me back, and she was the first," Bell said.

Her name is Oladele, a former New Yorker who lived in Nigeria. She sent these pictures to Bell along with several months' worth of romantic e-mails.

That was when Bell started sending something to her.

"$162, $318, $954. What was that for?" WISN 12 News investigative reporter Wainscott asked.

"At first, she said she only needed $700, I figured OK I'll send you the plane ticket," Bell said. "And then, she e-mailed me back, and the airport told her that she needed the basic traveling allowance, the BTA, which was $450."

She kept asking for cash, and he kept sending it, on the promise that Oladele was coming to Milwaukee to be with him. She would even call him and leave phone messages.

Soon, Bell had sent more than $3,000 to the woman he never met, and there was still no sign of her.

"She was supposed to be here now, four days ago now, and still has never shown up. So she got away with getting about $3,000 from me," Bell said.

He became suspicious of the photos of the woman he thought he was falling in love with.

"She posts these pictures. Do you think this is really her picture?" Wainscott asked.

"You know, I'd like it to be and stuff, but there's really no way to tell, really," Bell said.

Well, actually there is a way. WISN 12 News has found that the photos supposedly of Bell's love match, Oladele, are actually of a Hawaiian model named Nicole.

Forget Tabasco Sauce; New Orleans’ Turns Up The Heat With New Love Drink

i-Newswire.com - Press Release And News Distribution - Forget Tabasco Sauce; New Orleans’ Turns Up The Heat With New Love Drink: "TURN ON Love Drink, a unique premium adult
beverage from Europe, promises to assist men and women in becoming more sexually
aroused and is now available in New Orleans.

TURN ON is made with the highest quality ingredients and has a smooth and pleasing
adult taste. The beverage promises those who drink it will have great sex, because it
contains a potent variety of active herbs, amino acids and vitamins including Schizandra,
an herb native to China that has been used for centuries for its aphrodisiac effect, and
Guaraná, a South American forbidden love fruit reputed to be a powerful aphrodisiac.

“With an authentic libido enhancing beverage from a taste, ingredients and aphrodisiac
standpoint, TURN ON is poised to become the next major nutraceutical drink, that may
play an important role in promoting good sexual health,” says Richard Davis, President of
Beverage Marketing USA, Inc., “Scientific research suggests that the amino acid in the
beverage ‘Taurine’, is believed to enhance the nitric oxide pathway, which may be a key
signaling molecule for male erection and female arousal.” explained Davis.

“The public’s appetite for sex enhancers has never been stronger,” said Howard Hersh,
"

BBC NEWS | UK | England | Devon | School gives pupils contraception

BBC NEWS | UK | England | Devon | School gives pupils contraception: "Pupils as young as 14 are being offered access to free condoms and the morning-after pill at a Devon school.

Braunton Community College is part of a pilot scheme by the North Devon Primary Care Trust which aims to make sex education more accessible.

Pupils will only be able to access the services if they have been through a sex education programme, called Apause.

Several parents have spoken out against the scheme, saying it will encourage sexual activity."

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Cavegirls were first blondes to have fun - Sunday Times - Times Online

Cavegirls were first blondes to have fun - Sunday Times - Times Online: "THE modern gentleman may prefer blondes. But new research has found that it was cavemen who were the first to be lured by flaxen locks.

According to the study, north European women evolved blonde hair and blue eyes at the end of the Ice Age to make them stand out from their rivals at a time of fierce competition for scarce males.

The study argues that blond hair originated in the region because of food shortages 10,000-11,000 years ago. Until then, humans had the dark brown hair and dark eyes that still dominate in the rest of the world. Almost the only sustenance in northern Europe came from roaming herds of mammoths, reindeer, bison and horses. Finding them required long, arduous hunting trips in which numerous males died, leading to a high ratio of surviving women to men.

Lighter hair colours, which started as rare mutations, became popular for breeding and numbers increased dramatically, according to the research, published under the aegis of the University of St Andrews."

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Sex Change Teacher

Hamilton Spectator - News: "EAGLESWOOD, N.J. (Feb 28, 2006)

To the students at Eagleswood Elementary School, she used to be Mr. McBeth.

Now, after undergoing a sex change, 71-year-old Lily McBeth is ready to return to teaching. But not everyone in this rural Ocean County township wants her teaching children."

If you're 71 why bother getting a sex change operation? I mean, you've been a guy for 71 years, why bother now that you're almost dead? You can't handle having a dick for another 5 or 10 years? At that age, it's not like you're using it much, anyway.

That being said, she really doesn't look 71. I think she had a little work done;)

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A train hits a busload of Catholic schoolgirls and they all perish.

They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates, and St. Peter asks the first girl "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"

She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."

St. Peter says "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"

The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one .."

St Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."

All of a sudden there is a rush of commotion at the end of the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"

The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her arse in it."

Mirror.co.uk - News - GEORGE'S GIMP

Mirror.co.uk - News - GEORGE'S GIMP: "By Fiona Cummins And Caroline Hedley

POP star George Michael had sex toys including a gimp mask in his car when he was caught with drugs, it was revealed last night.

Police found the bizarre headgear, used in bondage, in his boot along with the cannabis that led to his arrest in the early hours of Sunday morning."

Notice the byline? I really don't think anyone named Cummins and Hedley can afford to look down on anyone else.

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Two jailed for gay sex [28feb06]

The Advertiser: Two jailed for gay sex [28feb06]: "A COURT in Cameroon jailed two men for a year today after they confessed to having gay sex despite a ban on homosexuality in the central African country.

Their relationship emerged when they took a dispute over a stolen mobile phone to the police.

One of the men told the court he had been tricked into having sex on the false promise that he would be given help getting to Europe in return.

Same-sex relationships are outlawed in many countries across Africa and are often publicly condemned as 'un-African'.

In some traditional beliefs, homosexuals are said to be cursed or bewitched."

The things wrong with this:

Butt sex is illegal, so send them to jail so they can have more of it? It's like when I skipped school and they punished me by making me take 3 more days off. Or like that time I robbed the liquor store and the cops wouldn't let me go home until I drank everything I stole.

"Un-African"? What other activities are un-African? Being eaten by a lion without a permit?

Vietnam Discovers Porn!

Financial Mirror: "Vietnamese authorities have shut down what may be the country's first domestic pornography website and fined its owner 800 dollars.

'This site has been removed forever for having depraved pornographic information on it,' according to Nguyen Thanh Hai, chief inspector of Vietnam's Ministry of Posts and Telecommunications.

The site, www.000.com.vn, was inaccessible on Monday. Vietnam's communist government uses a firewall to block more than 2,000 websites, mostly foreign-based, that have pornographic or politically controversial content."

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Wired News:

A gaming revolution is underway. It's somewhat hush-hush, and its tools offer more immersive play for gamers across the globe. No, they're not offshoots of some top-secret technology: They're video-game sex toys.

These gadgets attract folks from all walks of life. But because most game manufacturers aren't too keen on players using their products for sex, enthusiasts must be creative.

Many are fashioned by modifying mainstream peripherals; other sex toys are normal video-game accessories appropriated for more risqué uses.

Robotics engineer Kyle Machulis' SeXBox, an Xbox mod, illustrates how basic alterations can give the gaming experience a new twist. Machulis, aka qDot, is no novice. As both a toy designer and the head of Slashdong, a blog dedicated to the subject, he's been a driving force in the field.

'Porn star' Sara a hit in shorts

'Porn star' Sara a hit in shorts: "A SHORT film screened in this week's Kinofilm Festival nearly landed its lead actress in jail for making a blue movie.

Sara Rue, a household name in America where she stars in hit sitcom Less Than Perfect, was shooting scenes for the film, Barbara Jean, at a seedy motel in the San Fernando Valley, porn capital of the world.

Almost all the scenes involved Sara wrapped in just a sheet, and between takes she'd take a breather on the balcony. Then the police showed up, to the horror of director Mischa Livingstone.



'They thought we were shooting porn without a licence,' he tells me. 'They saw Sara in the sheet and realised who she was but assumed that her acting career wasn't working out so well and she was resorting to a more lewd line of work on the side.'

The embarassed cops didn't take the matter further but for Sara, the sleazing-up was well worth it as Barbara Jean went on to scoop awar"

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iPod sex toy launch

Response Source | Press Releases - iBuzz USA celebrates Steve Jobs's birthday with US iPod sex toy launch: "iBuzz, the iPod sex toy that has already caused a buzz in The New York Times, Harper's Index and Wired.com, will be launched in the US on 24 February - the birthday of Apple boss Steve Jobs.

Already a best-seller in Europe iBuzz, from makers Love Labs, is the music-activated orgasm machine that can be connected to any iPod, MP3 player or music source. And when it drops into Steve's mailbox on Friday, never will anyone have been so excited to hear the song 'Happy Birthday to you!'.

How does it work? iBuzz has a bullet that vibrates in time to the music and when the volume is turned up, the vibrations get stronger. It is supplied with his-and-hers ring and stimulator, white iPod-style wires to connect to a music source, and a headphone splitter so users can listen to their music while enjoying the vibrations. If you don't have an MP3 player handy, the iBuzz can be used as a stand-alone vibrator thanks to its seven vibration patterns.

Clip the iBuzz onto your belt and slip the bullet into your pocket (or elsewhere) for proof of how a good bassline can produce euphoria in even the most out-of-touch music heads. Monday morning's journey into work never seemed so appealing…

No MP3 player? No worries - the iBuzz still works"

Christians get Laid

Workshops weigh sex, Christian theology - OrlandoSentinel.com: Features: "Standing at the pulpit of Indian Rocks Baptist Church in Palm Harbor, with pink and purple lighting shining down upon him, a bespectacled man in stocking feet looks out upon the pews full of flush-faced parishioners.

This is Christopher McCluskey, and he is leading a Christian sex workshop.

Using a Christian theological framework and quoting frequently from Scripture, McCluskey helps couples improve their sex lives according to what he believes are God's intentions. A certified counselor and sex therapist, he conducts workshops and seminars across the country. For those unable to attend, there's Coaching Couples into Passionate Intimacy: God's Intention for Marital Sexual Union, McCluskey's DVD home-study kit.

'Whenever I speak on sexuality, I speak in stocking feet because we are on holy ground,' McCluskey says from his office. 'When sex is used within God's guidelines, God is greatly glorified.'

But these workshops are about much more than sex. They are part of a growing movement for a modern Christian theology of sexuality, albeit within heterosexual marriage.

'We as a church must redeem and sanctify our view of sex,' McCluskey says in his book, When Two Become One: Enhancing Sexual Intimacy in Marriage. 'If we fail, it will likely be our undo"

Jennifer Aniston gets ratted out

Jennifer Aniston gets ratted out - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com: "iced her nipples before auditions"

I knew it! Or something like it. She always had birddog nipples on Freinds and I knew it couldn't be natural. They just don't stay up for that long. I always thought she was wearing fake rubber nipples, though.

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Sex Diet

Too often, the typical romantic meal consists of lots of wine and a cheesy (maybe fried) main course, followed by a rich chocolate dessert. This is the perfect recipe for sleep, not sex. The best way to keep those libidos lit is to keep it light. By following the low-fat, low-cholesterol Steamier Sex Diet and getting plenty of exercise (to improve overall health as well as blood flow to the sex organs), you and your mate can enjoy a healthy sex life for many years to come. Here's how this diet can help:

If it’s good for your overall health, it’s good for sex, too. That’s why this diet includes low-fat, well-balanced food choices that will keep you fit.
‘Aphrodite’ was said to have been born from the sea. So many types of seafood have reputations as aphrodisiacs. This food plan includes tasty seafood options sure to stir up the senses.
Spices such as curry, cumin and cayenne warm the body. This diet includes entrees with enough spice to heat things up. Start eating the breakfasts, lunches and dinners that will steam up your sex life.

BREAKFAST
1. Strawberries dipped in powdered sugar. Fresh squeezed orange juice. Omelets. A hot latte.
Or
2. Grapefruit and cherry. Toasted whole-wheat bread with fat-free cheese, onion and lettuce. Fresh brewed coffee or fruit juice.
LUNCH
1. A light soup without cream. Assorted cheeses with whole grain bread. Asparagus salad. Fresh pears.
Or
2. Freshly tossed salad. Grilled garlic bread. Olives. Fat-free chocolate fudge.
Fresh sliced apples with nuts and dried fruits

DINNER
1. A sautéed Chicken dish. Warm parmesan bread sticks. Green salad. Fresh berries dipped in melted chocolate.
2. A light, baked rice preparation. Spinach salad. Warm vegetable rolls. Low-fat chocolate dessert.

Healthy Dos and Don’ts
DO
Serve food that is delicious, different and perhaps a bit rare. Flavour the foods with herbs and spices.
Dish up foods reputed to be aphrodisiacs, such as olives, strawberries and chocolate.

Don’t
Eat overly fatty foods, especially on the big night. Fat takes a long time to digest, all the while diverting blood flow to the digestive system and away from the reproductive system.
Drink too much alcohol. A little can loosen inhibitions, but too much can become a sedative.

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Romans blush as pharmacies stock adult 'toys' - Yahoo! News

Romans blush as pharmacies stock adult 'toys' - Yahoo! News

ROME (AFP) - Adult sex toys jostled for space with cotton pads and cough syrup on pharmacy shelves in Rome this week, but a rash of publicity has prompted shopowners to spare the blushes of customers and withdraw them from view, though not from sale.

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"It's Time to Change your Toys" taunted the English-language slogan on the objects' daring display stand as the "toys" went on sale in pharmacies across the Italian capital earlier this week.

But press photographers trying to snap a picture drew a blank on Friday after pharmacists opted for a more prudent approach, deciding to remove the "toys" from the view of unsuspecting adults searching for more prosaic forms of relief... like Vick's vapor rub.

The offending objects are a phallus-shaped vibrator for females and a stimulating "ring" designed for male pleasure.

"The display has been removed to a more private area so as to avoid any embarrassment it might cause to clients," said a statement from Farmacap, a chain of 30 pharmacies run by Rome's left-leaning city authorities.

Farmacap has signed a contract with condom-manufacturer Durex to distribute the sex aids.

The company said Friday the adult toys were "registered as aids or health instruments" in the health ministry's catalogue of recognized pharmaceutical products, and thus as suitable for sale in a pharmacy as Vick's.

The company said the sex aids would likely be useful to people suffering from sexual problems.

Unsurprisingly, the move has shocked conservatives, though at least one saw the funny side.

"Vibrators for all! I can see it now, the outgoing mayor's election slogan," snapped Giuseppe Sorrenti, a member of the National Alliance, part of Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's centre-right government.

"All we need now is for Rocco Siffredi (a porn star) to be appointed as the health secretary," said Sorrenti.

Another View

Japan's Miki Ando performs a Biellmann spin during the Women's Figure Skating final at the Turin 2006 Winter Olympic Games in Turin, Italy, Thursday, Feb. 23, 2006. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)



This is what the Olympics is all about. Upskirts.

Student Website Turns Into Porn Site

Rutland Herald: Rutland Vermont News & Information: "It was discovered that an early Manphone link to Sexuality.org, an adult Web site created by a student group at the University of Washington, had morphed, undetected by Planned Parenthood or the Vermont Department of Health, into a porn site. Suitably embarrassed, Planned Parenthood was as anxious as the health commissioner, the governor and Beerworth's group to remove the link and develop an effective oversight policy with the Health Department. Planned Parenthood policy adviser Jessica Oski said, 'We'd like to see the link removed and the Web site reactivated. What we need in this culture is more talk about sexual health, not less.'"

Bush Appoints Homophobe

GayNZ.com - News: "
US President George W Bush has appointed an outspoken anti-gay Baptist minister to the Presidential Advisory Council on HIV/AIDS.

Rev. Herbert Lusk is one of five new members to the panel. He is also a member of the board of advisors for the Alliance for Marriage, an anti-gay pressure group which supports bans on same-sex marriage. A committed supporter of President Bush, Lusk’s church heavily endorsed his last two election campaigns and held a rally in support of Samuel Alito, Bush’s ultra-conservative appointment to the Supreme Court, which was televised live to hundreds of thousands of conservative Christian voters.

Lusk heads a multi-million dollar faith-based social services organisation that receives around US$10 million per year in government funding. Although his appointment has not yet been publicly announced, existing members of the AIDS Advisory Council have been told through an e-mail announcement. "

Is that a rubber chicken?

Yahoo! News Photo: "A streaker promoting a website runs onto the field of play during men's curling bronze medal match between the U.S. and Great Britain at the Torino 2006 Winter Olympic Games in Pinerolo, Italy February 24, 2006. The fellow was taken away by security. REUTERS/Mike Segar"




How much does golden palace pay these people?

Skater Pie

Yahoo! News Photo: "Gold medalist Japan's Shizuka Arakawa performs her routine during the Women's Figure Skating final at the Turin 2006 Winter Olympic Games in Turin, Italy, Thursday, Feb. 23, 2006. (AP Photo/Eric Gay)"




If you look very closely you can see the magic valley peeking out.

'Europe's brothel' Spain seeks solutions to prostitution - World News - Webindia123.com

'Europe's brothel' Spain seeks solutions to prostitution - World News - Webindia123.com: "Is prostitution a form of slavery and sexual violence, a job like any other, or just an unavoidable human phenomenon? A Europe-wide debate has reached Spain, dubbed 'Europe's brothel' where up to 400,000 women are estimated to be sex workers.

Prostitution is booming in Spain, where a parliamentary commission has been established to study possible approaches to prostitution after the northeastern region of Catalonia made controversial plans to regulate it.

Spain has about 1,000 roadside brothels known as 'clubs', but prostitutes also look for clients on the streets, in parks, even parking lots and industrial areas. A 2003 study said a quarter of men aged between 18 and 49 years had bought their services.

'The proliferation of prostitution in recent years has led to a situation in which we can find it everywhere,' said Catalan Regional Interior Minister Montserrat Tura.

Voluntary prostitution is not a crime in Spain but pimping and coercion are."

Priests go easy on Carnival

Oddly Enough News Article | Reuters.com: "BRASILIA, Brazil (Reuters) - Brazil's Roman Catholic Church urged revelers on Thursday to abstain from reckless sex, too much alcohol and violence during the country's Carnival celebrations.

'We are not against people having fun but caution them against hurting others or abandoning good customs,' said Cardinal Geraldo Majella Agnelo, head of the National Conference of Brazil Bishops.

Carnival begins across Brazil, the largest Catholic country in the world, this weekend and crowds of people indulge in a frenzy of drinking, dancing and often licentious behavior.

Although the pre-Lenten festival has its roots in Christian tradition, it provides an annual headache for the church.

Agnelo told reporters 'Carnival is not intrinsically bad' but said the use of condoms and 'day-after pills' were incentives for promiscuous behavior."

Microwaved Male Body Part A Hoax

WPXI.com - News - Police: Microwaved Male Body Part A Hoax: "MCKEESPORT, Pa. -- A bizarre incident in McKeesport Thursday night involving a microwave and what was believed to be a male body part is being called a hoax.

Police in McKeesport said a woman who needed to pass a work-related drug test was the reason behind a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.


A clerk at the Giant Eagle Get-Go store along Lyle Boulevard told police that a man brought what appeared to be a severed penis into the store and asked her to microwave it Thursday night.

But police said the item was actually a fake, hollow penis that a woman planned to use to pass a drug test.

McKeesport Police Chief Joseph Pero said the woman's male companion had filled the device with his urine, which the woman somehow planned to pass off as hers for a drug test.

The couple stopped at the convenience store to have the device microwaved because the woman wanted the device to be warmed up to something approaching body temperature -- as part of the drug-testing ruse.

Police said they plan to charge the man and woman criminally, although the exact charges haven't been determined.

Giant Eagle officials aren't commenting on the incident."

This proves my theory that drug testing leads to cannibalism

Tittle-Tattle: Gay Scandal Could Derail Gospel Honors For Clay Aiken - The Post Chronicle

Tittle-Tattle: Gay Scandal Could Derail Gospel Honors For Clay Aiken - The Post Chronicle: "The GMA (Gospel Music Association) week will be held at Music City in the Nashville Convention Center in Tennessee, April 1-5, 2006. Clay Aiken has been nominated in the Special Event Category for his participation in WoW Christmas Green.

However, something looms that could sabotage that honor for Clay and his hordes of loyal followers ('Claymates'). After telling The National Enquirer last month he had unprotected sex with American Idol singer Clay Aiken, former U.S. Army Green Beret John Paulus generated quite a frenzy with his perfectly timed arrival in NYC, talking with the New York Post's Page Six and being ushered to Howard Stern's morning radio show by porn impresario Michael Lucas not that long ago.

In a press statement about Paulus's claim that Aiken allegedly pressured him not to use a condom during sex, Lucas said, 'I urge the community to support Mr. Paulus as he joins me in the fight against unsafe, bareback sex.'"

The Observer discovers slash fiction

The Observer | Review | Pop idols trade licks: "Fans have always done strange things. Otherwise sane adults build shrines to Elvis in their garages. The hysteria of Beatlemania, now quaint, eventually begat stalkers. And don't let's get started on groupies - especially not the deaf girl willingly covered in raw meat for sexual kicks in Marilyn Manson's autobiography. No, especially not her. Wherever there is celebrity, it seems, there are fans doing preposterous, often lurid things in the service of their devotion."

China to cut down on pornography and gambling

China to cut down on pornography and gambling: "China's Internet media and content providers have pledged to protect cyberspace from pornography, gambling and other 'unhealthy content' through self-regulation and legal measures.



You gonna protect them from smoking and eating too much pork, too?

Teacher Confessed to Having Sex with Student

FOX Carolina The Ten O'Clock News Sex Abuse Scandal: Teacher Confessed to Having Sex with Student: "As the bright sun shines over E.B. Morse Elementary School students end their Friday afternoon despite a dark cloud looming about a teacher who confessed she had sex with her 11 year old student. 'This is a great school, never had any problems and the teachers have been great,' said Farrah Cook. Cook's children attend the school too. 'You hear about it all the time and it doesn't touch you, but when you hear it happens at the school where you send your kids and you drop them off at seven in the morning it makes you wonder,' commented Cook. Investigators say Wendie Schweikert told them she had sex with a boy in her fifth grade class, twice, after school on top of her desk. She may call it sex, but investigators say its rape. 'She's charged with criminal sexual conduct with a minor,'said Laurens Police Chief, Robin Morse. The boy's mother says she started getting suspicious when Schweikert started being too friendly. 'She was real friendly with the students. She would come pick him up, take him places and go to his basketball games,' commented Morse. The 11 year-old's mother says Schweikert took her son to Frankie's Fun Park in Greenville where she made sexual advances and then to a Dillard's parking lot where she performed oral sex. Parents say its an innocence taken "

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AP Wire | 02/25/2006 | Paratroopers charged with having sex in videos on gay Web site

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