Lisa Loeb in a Thong

With video.

Female Soldiers Die Instead of Being Raped

AlterNet: War on Iraq: The Fear That Kills: "several women had died of dehydration because they refused to drink liquids late in the day. They were afraid of being assaulted or even raped by male soldiers if they had to use the women's latrine after dark.

The latrine for female soldiers at Camp Victory wasn't located near their barracks, so they had to go outside if they needed to use the bathroom. 'There were no lights near any of their facilities, so women were doubly easy targets in the dark of the night,' Karpinski told retired US Army Col. David Hackworth in a September 2004 interview.

It was there that male soldiers assaulted and raped women soldiers. So the women took matters into their own hands. They didn't drink in the late afternoon so they wouldn't have to urinate at night. They didn't get raped. But some died of dehydration in the desert heat, Karpinski said."

So what was Rumsfeld's solution to this problem? Don't report the cause of death.

Army to Investigate Gay Porn Allegations

WTOP: Army to Investigate Gay Porn Allegations: "ALEIGH, N.C. (AP) - Army officials are investigating allegations that members of the celebrated 82nd Airborne Division appear on a gay pornography Web site, a spokeswoman said Friday.


Authorities at Fort Bragg have begun an inquiry into whether the paratroopers' actions violated the military conduct code."

Bareback Mountain

Yirmumah

What if it were women instead of men?

Podcast

I've started a podcast. It's very rough and doesn't sound that great. It also doesn't have a name.

I started off with Radio Clash by The Clash, mostly because I long ago decided that if I ever had a pirate radio station it would be the first song I'd play.

How do I describe it, well it's just weird, ok? It's two guys from Alabama discussing politics, Sesame Street, Martin Scorsese and the lawsuits I've had against me.

Here it is.

Thailand's Scorpion Queen and Centipede King to Marry

BANGKOK, Thailand (AP) - It was love at first sight for Thailand's Scorpion Queen and Centipede King. The couple with a soft spot for creepy crawlers - and publicity stunts - is planning a Valentine's Day's wedding at a haunted house, and to consummate their vows in a coffin.

Kanchana Ketkaew, 36, who set a world record in 2002 for spending 32 days in a glass cage with 3,400 scorpions, plans to wed 29-year-old Bunthawee Siengwong - who set a Thai record for enduring 28 days with 1,000 centipedes.

Kanchana's world record was beaten in 2004.

The couple met while performing their respective stunts at a snake farm on the resort island of Koh Samui, said Somporn Naksuetrong, the general manager of the Thailand's Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum, which is sponsoring the wedding.

The couple will tie the knot Feb. 14 in a group ceremony dubbed "Til Death Do Us Part" at Ripley's Haunted Adventure House, in the southern resort town of Pattaya, 80 kilometers (50 miles) south of Bangkok.

They will wear bloodstained wedding clothes and partake in a traditional Thai ceremony in which elders bless the couple with holy water, Somporn said. But instead of following Thai tradition and heading to a "wedding room" after exchanging vows, the pair plans to climb into a coffin to consummate their union.

Serena Williams Asscrack

CUBEMBOM: Serena Williams

Some pics of Serena showing off her ass.

A Merkin for the Modern World

Merkin World

After centuries of lying dormant we at MERKINWORLD have reinvented for your pleasure the idea of the humble MERKIN - or as it is more commonly known the pubic wig.

Bringing it into the 21st century but now offering modern exciting designs using only the best quality materials and made entirely by hand.

Boing Boing: World of Warcraft: Don't tell anyone you're queer

Boing Boing: World of Warcraft: Don't tell anyone you're queer: "World of Warcraft: Don't tell anyone you're queer
Blizzard, the company that runs the massively popular online multiplayer World of Warcraft game, has banned the practice of gay/lesbian/bi/trans players mentioning their sexuality in their guild-descriptions.

Gameplay in World of Warcraft (WoW) hinges on cooperation and guilds; many missions require several players to complete. The game, then, focuses on intense social interaction, and has benefitted tremendously from players who move large parts of their social lives to the game.

But players who have advertised their guilds as 'GBLT-friendly' have lately been warned off by Blizzard moderators, who cite a rule against sexual discrimination in censoring the players. When pressed for explanations, they offer the genuinely bizarre excuse that if queer players are allowed to tell other players about their sexual orientation, that it might arouse discriminatory or unkind remarks from those players, and that would violate the anti-discrimination rules of the game."

Indonesians get panties in a wad over playboy

INDONESIA: DEPUTY PRESIDENT JOINS PLAYBOY ROW: "Jakarta, 27 Jan. (AKI) - Indonesia's vice president Jusuf Kalla has added his voice to a growing row over the publication in Indonesia of the famous American porno mag Playboy. 'Here we are not in the US, even in Singapore they have opposed it' said Kalla, defining the launch, due in March, as 'an error'. The imminent arrival in the majority Muslim nation of a magazine that made its name by its portraits of naked women, has triggered a row that shows no signs of diminishing. Yet as the moralising continues, local sex shops report a boom in business.
Some one thousand members of the so-called Muslim Movement against Vice', chanting slogans, ceremoniously burned bundles of erotic magazines outside the Hotel Indonesia in the centre of Jakarta on Thursday. "

Gay Toy Porn

A gallery of gay porn, with toys!

Brokeback Bush

greg.org: Jim Schamus On Brokeback On Towleroad

The president has requested a private screening of Brokeback Mountain.

See? I told you he was gay.

Supergirl

Supergirl

Sex Tips For Geeks: How To Be Sexy

Sex Tips For Geeks: How To Be Sexy: "Sex Tips For Geeks: How To Be Sexy
We'll lead off our dissection of the mating game by describing to be sexy. This is a topic many hackers can use serious help with...

The sad truth (which many of you have no doubt already discovered) is that your bulging, tumescent hacker forebrain is just not going to turn on very many women by itself. Okay, you might get lucky and trip over one of the one or two percent of exceptions. But if you bet your sex life on hitting that jackpot you are going to spend an awful lot of Saturday nights alone."

Paris Hilton nipple slip ......ah, dammit, who cares anymore?

We've all seen her stuff. Paris going through a tuesday without showing her boobs would be news at this point.


Paris, please, learn a new trick .
Paris Hilton nipple slip with handcuff purse - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com

Preist Blesses Hooters

Hooters to receive blessing – from priest: "The new Hooters restaurant may have gotten an unwelcome reception from some of the community's religious leaders, but tonight it will get a little help from above.

As part of a private opening party, Monsignor Isidore Rozycki, the head Catholic priest for the Greater Waco area, plans to bless the chain's newest location at New Road and Interstate 35. The public won't be able to attend the event. But they can bask in the divine dedication starting Tuesday morning, when the restaurant officially opens.

“Blessings are part of the Catholic tradition,” said Rozycki, who is pastor of St. Martin's Church in Tours. “You bless the building so it will be a safe haven, so that the families that enter will be blessed, so the employees will be blessed as they support their families.”"

Marlon Brando Gay Pic

MARLON BRANDO - BRANDOS SEXUAL APPETITE EXPOSED_22_01_2006: "A new biography of MARLON BRANDO is expected to cause friction - as it reportedly features a photograph of the screen star engaging in oral sex with another man.

BRANDO UNZIPPED by DARWIN PORTER exposes the ON THE WATERFRONT actor as a prize lothario, romping his way through Hollywood with the biggest names, both male and female.

The sensational tome says, 'From ROCK HUDSON to VIVIEN LEIGH, from BETTE DAVIS to CARY GRANT, Brando slept around, even managing to seduce two of America's First Ladies.'

Publishing group Blood Moon insist the jaw-dropping image of Brando and a male lover may come as a surprise, but it is treated 'tastefully' .

Spokesperson DANFORTH PRINCE tells the New York Daily News, 'We ran it at a tasteful two inches by one and three-quarter inches on page 404.'"

Here it is.

Clerics debate Islamic sex questions

Clerics debate Islamic sex questions .:. NewKerala - India's Top Online Newspaper: "CAIRO: Islamic clerics in Egypt are debating whether it is acceptable to be naked while having sex.

Dr. Rashad Khalil, an expert on Islamic law from al-Azhar university in Cairo, has said that being completely naked during intercourse invalidates a marriage. His ruling was dismissed by other scholars, including one who argued that 'anything that can bring spouses closer to each other' should be permitted, the London Guardian reported.

Another religious scholar suggested it was all right for married couples to see each other naked as long as they don't look at the genitals. He recommended having sex under a blanket.

Unlike Christianity, which tends to be squeamish about sex, Islam has a long tradition of talking about it openly, the newspaper said.

The Guardian said hundreds of Islamic 'fatwa' Web sites have sprung up in which clerics answer all manner of questions that have been sent to them by email, including questions about sex. "

Jenna pics winner

LOS ANGELES, CA, January 23, 2006 – Brea Bennett was named winner of Playboy TV’s “Jenna’s American Sex Star” Friday night, beating out competition which included brunette bombshells Tiffany Taylor and Michelle Maylene and blonde seductress Lacie Heart. Brea will receive a one-year exclusive contract with Club Jenna, Inc. The finale was attended by Gene Simmons of KISS fame who also served as an impromptu judge.



Visibly shaking when she was declared winner, Bennett exclaimed, "I'm so grateful to Jenna who brought me back as her wildcard choice and I'm looking forward to my work for Club Jenna."



“Jenna’s American Sex Star” premiered on Playboy TV November 4, leading the search for the next great adult starlet. Each one-hour episode has been broadcast live before a studio audience with an online voting system and a panel of expert judges comprising Ron Jeremy, Christy Canyon and Jim Powers.

Cop Gets Off On Public Masturbation

Unknown News: "

Something smells funny as policeman gets off on public masturbation charge"

Fucking pigs always protect their own.

Woman Sentenced for Sex With 13 Year Old Boy

New Zealand, world, sport, business & entertainment news on Stuff.co.nz: Why I had sex with a 13-year-old boy: "Briar Dravitski last week became the first woman sentenced for sex with an underage boy under new laws which treat male and female offenders equally. Today she tells Irene Chapple the teen came on to her, and that she wasn?t the first woman he had had sex with.

Solo mother Briar Dravitski - who last week escaped jail for having sex with a 13-year-old boy - says the teen came on to her when she was drunk and 'I wasn't his first'."

CALL FOR PRESENTERS

Gmail - [Robert A Heinlein] CALL FOR PRESENTERS: CALIFORNIA POLYAMORY CONFERENCE: MAY 12-14

The Polyamorous are looking for people to give a demontsration of some sort.

All presentations MUST have a DIRECT relevance to Polyamory. General
presentations about sex, love, non-traditional relationships etc that
have no direct bearing on polyamory, responsible non-monogamy or open
relationships will NOT be considered. Interactive presentations are
preferred over lectures. We are also VERY interested in presentations
of music, dance or art geared to polyamory.

Playboy Pets Playing the Market

TradingMarkets.com and Playboy have launched a stock market contest for 10 Playboy models. The woman with the best performing portfolio for the year will be crowned the winner. Each Playboy model is playing for a charity and at the end of the contest, TradingMarkets.com will donate $50,000 to the winner's charity.

THE CONTESTANTS (definitely not safe for work)
Amy McCarthy Amy Sue Cooper Christine Smith
Courtney Culkin Deanna Brooks Jillian Grace
Kara Monaco Lindsey Vuolo Pennelope Jimenez
Pilar Lastra


Maybe that's why it crashed today....

Nichole Richie NipSlip movie

YouTube - NICOLE RICHIE OOPSSS

A site for exposed thong pics.

Whale Tail thong exposed candid, Exposed Thong Shots, Teen Exposed Thong.: "
Welcome to Whale-Tail.com version 1.0

Now updating every Friday
Last updated Friday 20th of January 2006


What is a Whale Tail?:
a whale tail is the effect that happens when a girls G-string or Thong becomes exposed as she walks, bends over or squats. Actually whenever you can see that wonderful exposed thong in the shape of a whale's tail. Lowrise jeans and higher cut thongs are creating for extremly great Whale Tails around as more and more thongs become exposed, so keep an eye out and get ready with your camera to catch these beautiful whale tails! "

boys kissing boys

Myspace.com

Apparently the big thing on myspace is emo boys kissing emo boys and the girls who love them.

Men in stockings

A site dedicated to the fetish of men wearing stockings, ugly, hairy men.

Chrysler Surprised to find Naked Woman On Muscle Car

Naked woman on a muscle car. - Yahoo! News: "DETROIT (Reuters) - Auto aficionados got more than a preview of

Detroit officials are looking into how a woman sneaked into the North American International Auto Show after closing hours early on Tuesday to pose naked on Chrysler's Dodge Challenger muscle car.

Security guards at the Cobo Center where the show is being held this week found the woman standing on the new Challenger, with some people -- mostly men -- taking pictures at about 2 a.m. (0700 GMT) on Tuesday."


I'm surprised this kind of thing doesn't happen more often. I have this picture in my head of driving by the Chevy dealer at 2 a.m. and seeing 5 or 6 naked women draped over the Corvettes. I really don't think the salesmen would object.

Paris Pisses Herself

BreakingNews.ie: Hilton publicists fight urine claims: "Paris Hilton's publicists are trying to silence a Hawaiian taxi-driver who claims the socialite urinated in his cab.

Harden Jamison tells American tabloid National Enquirer the hotel heiress and Simple Life star was too drunk to notice she'd wet herself when he picked her and boyfriend Stavros Niarchos up after a party on Maui.

The disgusted cab driver claims he mopped up the mess with a towel and plans to use Hilton's own DNA as evidence against her."

The Franklin Coverup Scandal The Child sex ring that reached Bush/Reagan Whitehouse

The Franklin Coverup Scandal The Child sex ring that reached Bush/Reagan Whitehouse: "This was the biggest scandal in the history of the U.S.A history. The story received some newspaper coverage but there was a TV News Media blackout on the subject. For this reason, most Americans have never heard of it.

Former republican Senator John Decamp was involved in the production a documentary called 'Conspiracy of Silence' it was to air May 3, 1994 on the Discovery Channel. This documentary exposed a network of religious leaders and Washington politicians who flew children to Washington D.C. for sex orgies. At the last minute before airing, unknown congressmen threatened the TV Cable industry with restrictive legislation if this documentary was aired."

For those of you who don't get it yet, sex IS politics. They're inseperable.

Feds Subpoena Google

Good Morning Silicon Valley: What if we promise not to show the records to Karl Rove?

Do you surf porn? The feds want to know about it.

Fight the Patriot Act

Next week they're going to be trying again in Congress to make the PATRIOT Act permanent. I've signed up for TrueMajority's rapid-response list, to get an instant alert for calling Congress at the right moment. A whole coalition of groups will be calling at the same time. Can you join in, too? All you have to do is sign up at the link below.

Here's more about what's going on:

In December 2005, a bipartisan group of senators filibustered to stop the passage of a PATRIOT Act reauthorization bill that did not protect civil liberties. Congress will take further action this month to extend 16 PATRIOT Act provisions that will otherwise expire.

Recent news stories about warrantless National Security Agency wiretaps and spying on peaceful protestors show flagrant disregard for our privacy and free speech rights. Now Congress is preparing to reauthorize controversial portions of the PATRIOT Act and even to add *new* sections.

Let's make sure they hear from us! As Ben Franklin said, "He who would give up Liberty in exchange for temporary security, deserves neither Liberty nor security."

Stop Alito

People, it looks like nothing will stop Alito from reaching the Senate floor for a confirmation vote. All 10 Republicans on the Senate Judiciary committee have expressed their support for him.So far, none of the Senate's 55 Republicans has has said they would vote against Alito. It's our job to change that. Once again, here is contact information for all of our senators:

Senate contact information.

Maybe abortion rights don't mean anything to you. Maybe search-and-seizure violations don't bother you. Maybe you don't even mind when religion seeps more and more into the public sphere.

That's fine, but consider this: Alito is one of these "originalist" clowns. Have you heard of originalism? It's a duplicitious way of interpreting our Constitution.

On its surface, originalism sounds great! We should interpret and enforce the Constitution according to how the framers originally intended! Who wouldn't want that?

Well, just off the top of my head, black people:

(Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons.)

Recognize that little gem from article II? That's the three-fifths compromise! Y'see, the northern and southern states disagreed about how slaves should be treated when it came to taxation and representation in the House of Representatives. It took until 1868, when the 14th amendment was ratified, to dump that garbage.

For that matter -- what about the amendment provision, recorded in article V? Why would the framers of the Constiution have included it if they hadn't intended for the Constitution to change and adapt over the years?

Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer calls the alternative to originalism "active liberty." Maybe you've heard Antonin Scalia or Clarence Thomas attack this position, calling it the "living constitution" theory.

But isn't it funny how the "originalist" interpretation of the Constitution always leads to decisions that favor businesses over individuals and the government over all?

And do we really want to base our laws on a narrow reading of the law; on the law's actual letters, and not on the underlying spirit? Do we really want to threaten 200 years of precedent by overturning cases right and left just because the Scalias and Alitos of the world have conjured up a rhetorical masterstroke?

One thing the modern conservative movement has going for it is style. They snatched the term "pro-life" before abortion rights advocates could, and now they've staked out this loathsome idea of "originalism" as the end-all mode of constitutional interpretation -- when it isn't. Like the rest of their exploits, it's a neo-conservative grab for power masquerading as an objective idea.

Conservatives don't like porn. You know this. You've been watching corrupt jerks trying to destroy the adult industry for years, maybe even since the Meese Commission days, which saw the birth of this 2257 garbage.

Don't be fooled, Gigas. Child porn is a lesion, a stain, a disgrace to humanity -- and everyone in the adult industry wants to end it.

If only conservatives felt the same way. If only they really cared about getting rid of child porn like they so profess. If only they weren't actually trying to end the adult industry. If only they weren't using their so-called war on child porn -- an onjectively good idea -- as a front for their covert war on the normal, mainstream, consenting-adults-making-whoopee entertainment that we promote and that millions and millions of people around the world enjoy.

That's what they're doing, people, and don't let anyone else tell you different.

Garbage Pail Girls Porn

SugarDVD.com - Garbage Pail Girls - Adult DVD Rentals

Cream Puff Patty has a sweet tooth and is forever in need of cream filling. Trash can Tina lives in a trash can and comes out whenever she smells ball sweat. Toilet seat Trudie lives in a toilet and rises up to feed off the assholes that sit upon her.

I just thought this one was interesting.

Bukakke Festival

Ancient rice festival has reputation smeared by 'therapeutic' facial cream claims - MSN-Mainichi Daily News: "Inside the containers is rice flour mixed with water to form a sticky, glutinous substance called oshiroi, which is where the festival gets its name.

Starting with the shrine's chief priest, the men draw out handfuls of the gooey mess from the containers they're carrying and smear it all over the face of all those taking part in the banquet, whether they like it or not, with results closely resembling what the adult video world refers to as a gansha, or facial shot.

Oshiroi is said to have a therapeutic effect on the skin, which has attracted a growing number of young women to the festival in recent years, Cyzo says, adding that it's custom for both men and women to have their mugs daubed."

Oh, here's a song "In Nagasaki They Like Bukakke".

Paris Hilton too good for Playboy - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com

Paris Hilton too good for Playboy - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com: "Paris Hilton has refused an invitation to strip for Playboy. The 24-year-old claims that Hugh Hefner has been begging her to pose since she was a teenager.

'They've asked me a million times,' Hilton said. 'Hef has been after me since I was 17, and I got offered a lot of money. But I'll never do it.' Asked why she refused the Playboy offer, she replied: 'Because I'm Paris Hilton.'"

You know why she won't do it? She has no need for the money. I mean, she has 5 star hotels named after her.

Rape Rare in Prison

Chron.com | Disputed Study: Rape Rare in Prisons: "SAN FRANCISCO — A bitterly disputed, government-sponsored study has concluded that rape and sexual assault behind bars may be rampant in movies and books but are rare in real life.

When inmates have sex, it is usually by choice, and often engaged in as a way to win protection or privileges, said Mark Fleisher, a cultural anthropologist who specializes in prisons and crime at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland.

He said inmates who cry rape are usually lying and looking for a transfer, money or publicity."

My uncle did 18 months in the Atmore, Alabama prison for dealing coke. He said it was just like being at a bar. If you were cool, they were cool. That all that rape stuff was just in the movies.

Scarlett Johansson has Two Golden Globes

Golden Globe Awards on Yahoo! News Photos

No story, I just think she's hot.

Oh, and look! She let some guy fondle them!

Man Boobs

Fashion on Yahoo! News Photos: "This creation was part of the Vivienne Westwood Fall/Winter 2006/2007 fashion collection, presented in Milan, Italy, Sunday, Jan. 15, 2006. (AP Photo/Alberto Pellaschiar)"

I just don't even know what to say about this.

WorldNetDaily: Actor Stephen Baldwin on crusade against porn

WorldNetDaily: Actor Stephen Baldwin on crusade against porn

Not content just to be a bad actor and ride his brother's coattails, now the Idiot Baldwin is on some sort of porn crusade.

He spends all his time standing outside a porn movie theater taking pictures. He must really like porn to do that. Maybe he doesn't have enough money to pay for admission.

WorldNetDaily: Actor Stephen Baldwin on crusade against porn

WorldNetDaily: Actor Stephen Baldwin on crusade against porn

Not content just to be a bad actor and ride his brother's coattails, now the Idiot Baldwin is on some sort of porn crusade.

He spends all his time standing outside a porn movie theater taking pictures. He must really like porn to do that. Maybe he doesn't have enough money to pay for admission.

Paris Hilton's Slutty Mom

Paris Hilton's Mom showing off her tits in a see-through blouse. That's Nicky Hilton next to her.

Xtina's Piercings

Fake Webcam

Fake Webcam - Play movies on your Yahoo/MSN/AOL messengers without having an actual webcam: "Fake Webcam

Use fake webcam to play you pre-recorded videos on instant messengers (Yahoo, MSN, Paltalk etc) while chatting. It can even broadcast one single movie to all the messengers at the same time.

Fake webcam enables you to:



play pre-recorded videos without even having a physical webcam


have a virtual personality


keep your privacy by pretending to be some one else

Play dirty tricks on people who think they're talking to a real person.

Win a Date With a Pornstar

Win a Date With Pornstar Tiana Lynn

Giant Boob Video

I'd like to introduce y'all to my wife.