Yes, your ass does look fat

British academics to tackle fashion's bottom line - Yahoo! News: "LONDON (AFP) - It is one of the most fundamental -- and, for men, potentially hazardous -- questions of modern life, for which academics now hope to provide the definitive answer: 'Does my bum look big in this?'

The School of Textiles and Design at Heriot-Watt University in Edinburgh have begun what is believed to be the world's first-ever study on how women's clothing affects the bottom."

Hey, ladies? If you have to ask the question then it means your ass does look fat, even if we tell you something else to be nice

Teacher Found Naked, on Drugs

My Way News: "ARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) - A high school teacher faces charges of assaulting a police officer and possession of illegal drugs after being arrested earlier this month while standing naked in the snow, police said."

Demonic Jeans

My Way News

Demons attack christians through their pants!

Boing Boing: Presidential porno-protest posters proliferate in Austria

Boing Boing: Presidential porno-protest posters proliferate in Austria: "Art spoof posters that depict Britain's Queen Elizabeth shagging the presidents of the U.S. and France have been (snort) erected throughout Vienna. They popped up just days before Austria is scheduled to take over the EU presidency, much to the embarassment of government officials. Coverage of this odd story in the US has so far been devoid of images -- but trust Boing Boing to stoop where real news organizations will not. Austria's equivalent of the U.S. National Endowment for the Arts (NEA) is said to have funded the campaign. Here are a few lo-res pics on Idealog, and the whole series is available as a torrent here. "

Porn Actress Nailed

"Cops: California woman bedded 15-year-old, plied him with drugs

DECEMBER 23--Meet Genevieve Elise Silva. The 20-year-old California woman, who stars in porno movies sold online, is being sought by police for having sex with a 15-year-old boy whom she also allegedly provided Ecstasy, pot, and speed."

Taokaya the Porn RSS Feed Directory

Taokaya the Porn RSS Feed Directory

I've started a new site, for porn rss feeds.

Not many listed now, but hopefully I'll be able to add more feeds, soon.

Good News for 2257

First a judge granted some sites an exception to the law.

And also, Judge Miller wrote of the Tenth Circuit's decision in Sundance Associates v. Reno. "It excluded from the regulation 'those who basically have had no contact with the performers (mere distributors and others not involved in the 'hiring, contacting for[,] managing, or otherwise arranging for the participation of the performers depicted'

So looks like the porn industry is going to win this.

UPS Guy Goes Postal at Wal-Mart

Deadly rampage leaves loved ones asking why: "A 23-year-old United Parcel Service worker is discovered in a pool of blood near trash bins in a Livonia Wal-Mart parking lot."

The Superficial | Britney Spears wants another kid

The Superficial | Britney Spears wants another kid

I'm there, babe. I've got a beautiful blue eyed daughter, I can send the pictures as proof of my good work.

We could even artificial inseminate...I don't care, I just want to be able to say "I'm Britney's Babydaddy."

UCLA Hospital Gets Snooty, Snubs Porn Industry Donations

"The Family Medicine division of the Harbor UCLA Hospital has turned back several donations from companies in the adult industry. Georgia Miles, a former freelance writer and adult production manager, had asked some of her industry contacts to donate funds this year to help families in need. It has been a personal cause of hers for the past three years. Among those who immediately responded were Vivid Entertainment Group’s Marci Hirsch, Wicked Pictures’ Joy King, Hustler’s Larry Flynt and AVN’s Paul Fishbein. But upon receiving the checks, two employees in the Family Medicine offices recognized they were from the adult industry and refused them. "

I bet they went all crazy like the christian woman on Trading Spouses, denounced them all as of the devil, and tore up the check.

Penthouse Founder Sues Penthouse

All Of 'Em - Connecting All of the Adult Webmaster Resources Together: "Robert Guccione, the founder of Penthouse Magazine, has sued the Penthouse Media Group and its officers in New York County Court, claiming they drove his porn empire into bankruptcy, shoveled money into their own pockets while doing so, and refuse to pay him severance money they owe him, according to a court reporting newswire. Guccione claims that rather than reorganize his financially troubled General Media International, he allowed the defendants to take it over and reorganize, on the promise they would let him keep his townhouse, pay him $1 million a year for 25 years and pay him $15 million if they failed to perform, according to the report. "

Johns Rescue Slaves

Independent Online Edition > Europe: "An unlikely hero has emerged in Turkey to rescue victims of forced prostitution: the brothel customer.

While the country's security forces are hardly renowned for their attention to human rights or sympathetic treatment of women, they have been chalking up impressive successes in finding and freeing trafficked women from brothels."

Judge Dismisses Lawsuit Against Evil Pope

Unknown News: "In truth, it's no stretch to say that the current Pope, a/k/a Joseph Ratzinger, is largely responsible for the church's cover-up for who-knows-how-many priests who raped myriad little boys -- exactly as this lawsuit claimed.

Until his recent promotion, Ratzinger ran the Vatican's Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith. Commonly called the Holy Office, it went by a different, more familiar name until 1965: The Office of the Inquisition. Yes, seriously.

In this office, Ratzinger routinely sent edicts ordering priests, bishops, and nuns to be 'silenced' -- to stop outreach to gays and lesbians, to stop questioning church positions on condoms, abortion, and AIDS, etc.

And Ratzinger's office was responsible for handling the ongoing sex scandal, involving hundreds of priests who molested children under the cover of their clerical collars. So what did Ratzinger do?

In 2001, as the decades-long pattern of priests' abuse first started to be reported, he wrote a letter to bishops reminding them that church policy since 1962 mandated that the church itself would investigate, bypassing worldly police authorities, and required victims of priestly abuse to take an oath of secrecy."

Did Alyson Hannigan Make a Sex Tape?

News for perverts | sxxxy.org: Alyson Hannigan sex tape?

I'll let you decide for yourself if it's real or not. But since a lot of people have been searching for it today I'll repost it.

Also, here are some pics of Willow not wearing many clothes.

Pathetic Loser Needs a Girlfriend

British man on his hands and knees for love - Yahoo! News: "With a sign saying 'Could you Love Me?' strapped to his back and 18 boxes of chocolates trailing behind him on string tied to his wrists and ankles, Mark McGowan began his unusual quest to find a girlfriend."

Lovely Lumps

AmericanGreetings.com - Choose Your eCard

Manages to be both sacrilicious and sexy. So it's my kind of thing.

But it's really horrible. Someone will go to hell over this.

Women Like the Cavemen

YES, VIRGINIA, SIZE MATTERS - Yahoo! News: "Big men are sexy (and not just where it counts). Beanpoles aren't. They may have unclogged arteries on their side but welterweights seem kind of wimpy, as if they're more likely to elbow their way into the lifeboats than to put the women and children first. By contrast, husky fellows seem fearless and heroic, able and willing to rescue us from burning buildings and leap tall bounds."

Eve and the Identity of Women: 7. Eve & Lilith

Eve and the Identity of Women: 7. Eve & Lilith: " 7. Eve & Lilith

In an effort to explain inconsistencies in the Old Testament, there developed in Jewish literature a complex interpretive system called the midrash which attempts to reconcile biblical contradictions and bring new meaning to the scriptural text.

Employing both a philological method and often an ingenious imagination, midrashic writings, which reached their height in the 2nd century CE, influenced later Christian interpretations of the Bible. Inconsistencies in the story of Genesis, especially the two separate accounts of creation, received particular attention. Later, beginning in the 13th century CE, such questions were also taken up in Jewish mystical literature known as the Kabbalah.

According to midrashic literature, Adam's first wife was not Eve but a woman named Lilith, who was created in the first Genesis account. Only when Lilith rebelled and abandoned Adam did God create Eve, in the second account, as a replacement. In an important 13th century Kabbalah text, the Sefer ha-Zohar ('The Book of Splendour') written by the Spaniard Moses de Leon (c. 1240-1305), it is explained that:

At the same time Jehovah created Adam, he created a woman, Lilith, who like Adam was taken from the earth. She was given to Adam as his wife. But there was a dispute between them about a matter that when it"

Asshat: the official site

Asshat: the official site for the best word ever.

Osama Bin Laden's Niece

Believe it or not that's Osama's neice.

This photo supplied by GQ Magazine shows Wafah Dufour, the daughter of Osama bin Laden's half brother, posed for an article of GQ's January edition. 'I want to be accepted here, but I feel that everybody's judging me and rejecting me,' says the California-born Dufour, a law graduate who lives in New York. (AP Photo/GQ Magazine,Jeff Riedel)

Pissed off cabbie pulls porn prank

icSouthlondon - Porn site defiance: "THE man behind a hoax council website featuring hard-core porn is refusing to close it down.

Defiant Stephan Toth, 54, set up the obscene site, with a similar web address to Lambeth council's official site, after getting a parking ticket in Brixton.

Computer experts at the town hall tracked down the retired cabbie, who lives in Westminster, and demanded he take it down.

But Mr Toth said he paid £27 to buy the domain name - the address of the site - and he intended to keep it up and running for the next two years.

And it seems the council might not be able to stop him."

Radical Conservative Judges Want to Shut Down Biggest Internet Business Sector

All Of 'Em - Connecting All of the Adult Webmaster Resources Together: "As Christmas draws near and Internet pornographer Chris Wilson sits alone in a Polk County jail cell, his lawyers are still working to free him. And they've been joined by the American Civil Liberties Union. Wilson's already notorious case stirred up new controversy this week when a Polk County judge revoked his bail for continuing to operate his pornographic Web site after his Oct. 7 arrest on 301 obscenity charges. Wilson's lawyer, Larry Walters of Orlando, argued that because the images posted on Wilson's Web site have not yet been legally determined to be obscene, Wilson has not broken any laws and therefore hadn't violated the conditions of his bail. Also on Thursday, the ACLU, the Free Speech Coalition (a coalition that represents the adult industry) and the First Amendment Lawyer's Association together filed a brief with the Second District Court of Appeal asking that they reverse Durrance's decision and free Wilson. In their brief, they said that Wilson's bail revocation and imprisonment 'represents the greatest threat to the adult online industry . . . since the adult industry's inception.' They say that Wilson's arrest will have a chilling effect on operation of adult Web sites nationwide because prosecutors everywhere could effectively shut down any Web site with a single obscenity charge. After that single charge, the ACLU brief argues, the Web sit"

Family Guy Bondage

Amazon.com: Family Guy Peter & Lois 2-Pack: Toys & Games

You can get the Family Guy Bondage set on Amazon, in association with Toys R Us.

I guess they've changed what they mean by toys.

Heh heh, Peter is the Gimp.

The OC Loves Dildos

My Way News: "HILLSBOROUGH, N.C. (AP) - A sex toy and video mail order business, once picketed by ministers and searched by postal investigators, has been named business of the year in Orange County.

PHE Inc., the parent company of Adam & Eve, is a top citizen and a major taxpayer, said Margaret Cannell, executive director of the Hillsborough-Orange County Chamber of Commerce. The business has also helped with the local animal shelter and a family violence prevention center.

'We didn't have any problem giving them the award,' said chamber president Robbin Taylor-Hall. 'We don't look at some of the items they sell.'"

Orrin Hatch: Evil or just dumb?

Salt Lake Tribune - Utah

Hatch introduced a bill that will make it easier for the government to censor internet porn.

But he made sure to exempt hosting services, because the communications industry pays him lots of bribes.

Bolivia to Legalize Cocaine

World news from The Times and the Sunday Times - Times Online: "IVE centuries of white rule in Bolivia have ended with the election of the country’s first indigenous head of state."

So, that whole drug war thing....are we winning?

The James Bond of Pot Growing in TN

My Way News

The cave was beneath a stylish A-frame home where authorities say three men were able to grow as much as 100 pounds of marijuana every eight weeks.

"They could grow in 60 days what it would take four and a half months to grow outside," Thompson said. "It's just unbelievable what they've done. It's like something out of a James Bond movie."....

To harvest the illegal crop, Thompson said the men would hire a half-dozen Hispanic workers in Arizona and drive them to Tennessee. For part of the journey the windows on the van would be covered so the workers did not know where they were.

Happy Festivus!

Festivus, for the rest of us.

Invented in 1966 by a Reader's Digest editor but made popular through a 1997 'Seinfeld' episode, the fictional celebration has been brought to life by fervent supporters across the country -- including Clarkston native Blake Coe.

According to the 'Seinfeld' episode, Festivus is celebrated on Dec. 23 and is marked by a tinsel-free aluminum pole, feats of strength -- like wrestling -- and the airing of grievances, during which followers tell loved ones how they have disappointed them during the year."

Of course, I'm a Taoist Wiccan, so have a well-balanced Solstice, everyone!

Man Dates Mom Story? FAKE!

Urban Legends Reference Pages: Risqué Business (Mum e-Dearest): "MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS — AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER! "

JS Online: Firefighters are suspended

JS Online: Firefighters are suspended: "An investigation into a Milwaukee fire lieutenant who is suspected of performing a lewd act in front of a computer camera while on duty has widened, leading to the suspension of at least two firefighters, a top city official said Monday.


The department has put two to three firefighters on suspension, said Patrick Curley, chief of staff for Mayor Tom Barrett. He said at least one of the suspended employees is being paid. At least four firefighters are under investigation, he said.

'I don't know how far the tentacles will reach. There is a minimum of four, and it could go higher,' Curley said."

This is horrible. Can't you just imagine that happening to you? Show yourself to some chick online and it turns out to be a bunch of guys from work or something.

Brit Gets Her Enormous Panties in a Wad

Spears vs. "Us" - Yahoo! News: "The pop singer fired off a $20 million lawsuit Monday against Us Weekly over a column in its Oct. 17 issue that said Spears and husband Kevin Federline feared 'raunchy footage' of their bedroom exploits would be made public.

The 'X-rated tape' does not exist, the lawsuit says."

Virus Tricks Child Porn Viewer into Turning Himself In

"A child porn suspect turned himself in to the police after mistaking an email generated by a prolific internet worm for an official notice he was under investigation. The unnamed 20-year-old German man mistook a message produced by the Sober-Z worm for an email from Germany's Bundeskriminalamt (Federal Crime Office) supposedly telling him his visits to illegal websites had been logged. He went to police in the city of Paderborn who charged the man after reportedly recovering images of child abuse from his computer. 'It just goes to show that computer worms aren't always destructive,' a police spokesman told Reuters. 'Here it helped us to uncover a crime which would otherwise probably have gone undetected.'"

Michelle Trachtenberg Nipple Slip

From the Superficial.

Here comes Nehemiah Scudder

For those of you who don't know, Scudder was a religious demagogue whose followers overthrew the United States government and instituted a theocracy. He appears in several books and stories by Robert Heinlein.

The wife of Republican candidate for governor Roy Moore is asking supporters for a Christmas campaign gift to help her husband become a "national spokesperson for Christian conservatism."

In the letter, Kayla Moore suggested the American Civil Liberties Union and Americans United for Separation of Church and State "will stop at nothing to keep Roy Moore out of the Governor's office in Alabama!"

"In short, they want to continue to promote homosexual marriages, maintain abortion on demand and remove Christ from Christmas," Kayla Moore wrote. "They FEAR nothing more than the emergence of a powerful national spokesperson for Christian conservatism.

"And make no mistake: If elected governor of Alabama, my husband will be that spokesman!" she wrote. "But again, he can't get there alone which is why I am hoping you and thousands of other Christian conservatives will join with my husband in his campaign for governor."

Here is an hour-long video of Roy Moore at the VFW in Wetumpka, AL on dec. 13, 2005.

He spent half the night quibbling about replacing Christmas with Holiday....As if there aren't more important things to worry about in Alabama.

While he and I share some of the same ideas for small government and privatizing education, our similarities end there.

Moore states in this video that he is not fair and cannot be fair when it comes to other peoples faiths and beliefs.

OKCupid! The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test

OKCupid! The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test: "Where do you stand? The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test will show you a series of pictures. Then, using some basic math, I will determine your exact taste in women. At the end of the test you'll learn the words and numbers that describe your strongest desires."

courant.com | Police Seize Woman's Computers

courant.com | Police Seize Woman's Computers: "ENFIELD -- Police are investigating a local woman who produced bondage and domination videos at her home and then sold memberships to customers who watched them on her website.

Deputy Chief Carl Sferrazza said the Montano Road house was searched in November and that no charges have been filed against the woman, Michelle Silva. He would not say what kind of criminal activity is being investigated. "

Here it comes! Don't you fuckers understand? There's a war by the Christian Government against porn! Don't you see? What do you think a war means? Don't think it can't happen to you, that only webmasters will get it. They will break into your house and arrest you for having normal porn on your hard drive.

Porn DVD Sale

SugarDVD.com - Adult DVD Rentals

They're having a sale, 2.95 for each porn dvd. I think porn titles are great.

Bum Rush
What's Up Squirt?
Not Another Blonde Movie
2 Cocks For Every Girl
Prettiest Asian I Ever Came Across
1 Night in Paris
Masseuse, The
Inseminated By 2 Black Men #2
Looking 4 Azz
Jenna Jameson's Wicked Anthology #3
Plug My Ass In The USA
Crack Snackers
Cum Dumpsters #3
Got Ass?
Apprentass #2
Young Tight Latinas #5
Lewd Conduct


Teen Power! #6 from Kick Ass
Ben Dover's Kick Ass Anal Adventures #2 from Kick Ass
Kick Ass Chicks #4: Claire from Kick Ass

Big Phat Apple Bottom Bootys
#5 from Evasive Angles
Big Phat Apple Bottom Bootys #5
Fishnets
Eighteen 'N Interracial #16
Tits & Ass #8
Girl Fun #13
Tokyo Love Love Girls #4
Bootylicious: Raise Da Roof

Christian Assholes Hate Everyone

All Of 'Em - Connecting All of the Adult Webmaster Resources Together: "The American Family Association (AFA) has begun a petition drive to urge the U.S. Senate to discriminate against, among others, massage parlors and adult bookstores which, along with thousands of other businesses, would be eligible for a federal tax relief package to offset the effects of the recent Gulf Coast hurricanes. 'Congress is being asked to give nearly a half-billion dollars in tax credit to casinos, country clubs, liquor stores, massage parlors, adult bookstores and 'escort' services which were damaged by hurricanes Katrina and Rita,' the AFA petition reads. 'The House version doesn't allow tax breaks for casinos, country clubs, liquor stores and massage parlors while the Senate version does. Send an email to your U.S. Senators and urge them not to include casinos, country clubs, liquor stores, massage parlors, adult bookstores and 'escort' services in the half-billion in tax credits.' "

Here's an alternate suggestion, tell your congressman not to give any money or tax breaks to churches, instead. Why should a big business like religion be tax exempt when no one else is?

Simon Sez Santa

Simon Sez Santa

Tell Santa what to do. If you tell him to do bad things you get on the naughty list.

Devon Aoki from Sin City Gallery

The samurai chick/protstitute from Sin City.

Some Movie Galleries

Cumfiesta Movie Galleries.
Bignatural Movie Gallery
Boy's First Time Movie Gallery
Mike's Apartment Movie Gallery
Milf Hunter
Capitain Stabbin
8th Street Latinas
Tranny Surprise
Street Blowjobs
In the VIP
We Live Together
Euro Sex Parties
First Time Audtions
Mike in Brazil
Round and Brown
Dangerous Dongs
CumGirls
Milf Next Door
40 inch plus

Mistletoe Rustlers in England

My Way News: "LONDON (Reuters) - An outbreak of opportunistic mistletoe rustling is threatening a Christmas kissing crisis, British environmental experts said Wednesday.

The Wildlife Trusts said over-harvesting of the plant that only grows in the wild and is mainly found on old apple trees meant it was becoming increasingly rare.

'Mistletoe is being taken in increasingly large quantities from orchards, hedgerows and ancient trees to be sold at markets to Christmas shoppers,' said The Wildlife Trusts -- a partnership of 47 British wildlife organizations.

'There are cases of mistletoe rustling, and once the whole plant has been removed from its host tree it won't grow back.'

The parasitic green plant with white berries has been associated with fertility since the time of the ancient Druids and kissing under the mistletoe has long been a Christmas party tradition."

Time's Man of the Year

Yahoo! News Photo


It's Bill and Melinda Gates and Bono.

What the fuck? Couldn't they find anyone else? How about Rosa Parks, was she ever "man" of the year?
What about the new pope? I mean, he's the anti-christ, but Hitler was man of the year in 1938, so why not? George Lucas? I mean, fuck, anyone would be better than those 3 idiots.

Quiz

Can you spot what's wrong with this picture?

Yahoo! Top Stories - MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!

Yahoo! Top Stories - MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!: "MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

'I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams,' the rattled bachelor later admitted. 'And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

'But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' ' "

Naked Man in the Plumbing

My Way News: "SPOKANE, Wash. (AP) - A plumbing problem at a Spokane home turned out to be a naked man. Police say a woman who thought she was having a problem with water pipes beneath the floor called the Water Department. Employees found the basement barricaded, and when they determined there was someone behind the door, they called police.

Police broke through the door, found the naked man and took him into custody. They searched the basement but found no clothing for the man. They also found that a pipe had been broken and repaired.

The 36-year-old was booked into jail for investigation of burglary."

Bad Apples ruin it for the rest of us

All Of 'Em - Connecting All of the Adult Webmaster Resources Together: "According to a study performed at UMBC eBiquity Research Group at the University of Maryland, nearly three out of every four pings to blog ping servers are from splogs - or what they're calling spings! They also found that more than 50% of claimed blogs pinging weblogs.com are splogs. UMBC is also kindly providing hourly updated blogs vs. splog sping statistics on their Web site. Here's a snapshot that shows just how big the splog problem is. Clearly this issue is bigger than everyone probably is imagining, despite what David Sifry says. This must be solved now. Who besides Mark Cuban is taking the lead on this? The future of the blogosphere is at stake here. This has to be addressed at the publisher level. Does anyone care about this or is everyone busy building new features?
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