Wednesday, November 30, 2005

School Bans Bondage Pants

Excite News

WINONA, Minn. (AP) - Winona Senior High School has prohibited students from wearing a certain style of baggy pants because of safety concerns.

"Bondage" pants - pants with several straps that hook from each back pocket to the opposite pant leg - were banned about a month ago. The school's dress code committee decided that students shouldn't wear any strap that could be unsafe, whether made from chain or fabric, said associate principal Jeff Sampson.

Although the straps haven't caused any injuries at the school, Sampson said they could possibly hook students onto something or someone and would be especially dangerous around shop class equipment.

Junior Ed Chick and his friends said the straps would rip off the pants once caught and most are too high off the ground for others to trip over.

Students said the new prohibition is aimed at groups who some label as "Goth" or "freak." They said teachers have been less stringent enforcing the dress code among students in other groups who wear skimpy blouses, T-shirts promoting alcohol or pants that show underwear.

"We've all been yelled at or called to the office," said junior Carl Schreiber, who was told he couldn't wear pants with cuffs 1.5 feet in diameter because he could conceal a gun in them or trip.

Sampson said about 15 students have agreed to remove the straps, and "a handful" were suspended after refusing.

Portable Strip Club

Excite News: "TAMPA, Fla. (AP) - A 40-foot motor home was converted into a strip club on wheels, offering alcohol and lap dances to football fans outside the stadium before kickoff of Sunday's Tampa Bay Buccaneers game, police said.

Six women performed lap dances inside the motor home, charging $20 to $40 depending on whether they danced topless or totally nude, police said Tuesday. The vehicle, adorned with a sign for strip club Deja Vu, was parked across the street from Raymond James Stadium."

Man who said he was asleep during sex wins case

Man who said he was asleep during sex wins case

TORONTO - In an unusual case Tuesday in a Toronto courtroom, a 33-year-old man was acquitted of sexual assault after a judge ruled he was asleep during the attack, the Toronto Sun reported Wednesday.

"This is indeed a rare case," said Justice Russell Otter, as the woman who Jan Luedecke had sex with shook, sobbed and then left the courtroom.

"His conduct was not voluntary."
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The woman, who can't be named, said she fears others like her could become victims unless a higher court overrules the decision.

"I believe the floodgates have been opened," she said.

"This isn't the end for me personally. I have the means to pursue this to the highest level. I believe this case has set a precedent."

Luedecke, a landscaper, met the woman at a party on July 6, 2003. Both had been drinking.

The woman had fallen asleep on a couch. She woke up to find him having sex with her. She pushed him off, then contacted the police.

Luedecke said he fell asleep on the same couch and woke up when he was thrown to the floor.

He only suspected he had had sex after using the bathroom and discovering he was wearing a condom, court heard. He confessed to police.

During his trial, sleep expert Dr. Colin Shapiro testified Luedecke had parasomnia - a disorder with symptoms such as sleep-walking. Shapiro testified Luedecke suffered from sexsomnia, which is sexual behavior during sleep.

It was brought on by alcohol, sleep deprivation and genetics, Shapiro said.



Luedecke previously had sex while asleep with four girlfriends, court heard.

News of the successful defence of sexsomnia may spread to others accused of sexual assault, said University of Toronto law professor Hamish Stewart.

"We may hear more forms of this defence from accused persons," he said, adding he has never previously heard of such a case.

Luedecke has cut down on his drinking and is taking medication to stop a repeat of the incident, court heard.

Man Pleads Guilty in Horse-Sex Case

ABC News: Man Pleads Guilty in Horse-Sex Case: "SEATTLE Nov 30, 2005 — A man has pleaded guilty to trespassing in connection with a fatal horse-sex case.

James Michael Tait, 54, of Enumclaw, was accused of entering a barn without the owner's permission. Tait admitted to officers that he entered a neighboring barn last July with friend Kenneth Pinyan to have sex with a horse, charging papers said. Tait was videotaping the episode when Pinyan suffered internal injuries that led to his death.

Tait pleaded guilty Tuesday and was given a one-year suspended sentence, a $300 fine, and ordered to perform eight hours of community service and have no contact with the neighbors.
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The prosecutor's office said no animal cruelty charges were filed because there was no evidence of injury to the horses."

Drama student read porn to 6yos

The Daily Telegraph | Drama student read porn to 6yos: "A SWEDISH drama student was fined 2400 crowns ($406.67) today for reading pornographic stories to a group of six-year-olds as part of a theatre project on children's sexuality.

A Stockholm court ruled the stories the man had read out were deeply pornographic and completely inappropriate for the age group, newspaper Dagens Nyheter said on its website.

It said the stories were about children having oral sex with each other.

The man's lawyer told Swedish radio that he would appeal against the verdict as he had not meant the stories to be seen as pornographic and had not acted with intent."

Tom Cruise on Call in China | Tom Cruise : People.com

Tom Cruise on Call in China | Tom Cruise : People.com: "When a reporter in the middle of a press conference took a phone call, the star reached over and removed the cell phone from the journalist's hand – and started speaking to the surprised woman on the other line.

'Hello. Xie xie. Ni hao. How are you?' said an amused Cruise, dressed in black, exhausting his limited Chinese vocabulary before going on to ask if the woman – the reporter's wife – was at work and about her marital status, the Associated Press reports.
"

Isn't that a symptom of bi-polar disorder? Talking to people you don't know on the phone? I'm pretty sure it is.

Blowjob Bib

Diaper Girls at Kontraband

Diaper Girls at Kontraband

College girls in diapers.

Prostitute Kills Tour Manager

FOXNews.com - Foxlife - Former Joel, Simon Tour Manager Murdered

NEW YORK CITY — The former tour manager for superstars Paul Simon and Billy Joel was stabbed to death yesterday by his prostitute girlfriend on his 57th birthday, cops said.

"It looked like a horror movie in there," said an NYPD detective after seeing the blood-drenched bed in the couple's sixth-floor studio on East 89th St., where cops say music producer Danny Harrison was stabbed twice in the chest with a long butcher knife by his live-in lover just before 1 p.m.

A neighbor, who did not want her name printed, said that when Harrison was wheeled out on a stretcher into an ambulance, "he was covered in blood from head to toe, with a huge gash across his chest."

He was pronounced dead at 1:45 p.m. at New York Hospital.

Harrison's girlfriend — 37-year-old Kathleen Connors — was brought out in handcuffs by cops, wearing no shoes, her jeans and feet spattered with blood.

The tall, gaunt woman sobbed as she was placed into a squad car.

Connors told cops that she and Harrison had argued when he complained the apartment was a mess and that he struck her in the head with his hand, according to sources.

What did U.S. military know before 9/11?

What did U.S. military know before 9/11?: "WASHINGTON - A top-secret military program set up six years ago to probe the Al-Qaida terrorist network is provoking fierce new debate about the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks.

Military intelligence officers and contractors who ran the clandestine mission, named Able Danger, say that more than a year before the attacks, the operation identified four of the plot's 19 hijackers and produced a chart that fingered ringleader Mohamed Atta."

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

'Playboy' good for grandmas too!

'Playboy' good for grandmas too! : HTTabloid.com: "Hugh Hefner, the founder of the adult magazine Playboy, has hit out at critics of the magazine, by saying that it portrays sexuality in such an innocent way, that even grandmothers would not find anything demeaning in it.

The 79-year old Hefner said that the magazine had managed to preserve the innocence of sexuality, and had not sunk to the level of demeaning the human body by showing pictures of hardcore porn.

'We deal with sexuality in a way that is remarkably innocent; things you could show to your grandma. We don't have any hardcore. No male or female couplings. Not that any of that is bad. It only gets bad when you do something that is truly demeaning: when it implies violence,' Contactmusic quoted him, as saying."

Men Banned From Sitting Next To Children

Ban on men sitting next to children - 29 Nov 2005 - National News

Air New Zealand and Qantas have banned men from sitting next to unaccompanied children on flights, sparking accusations of discrimination.

The airlines have come under fire for the policy that critics say is political correctness gone mad after a man revealed he was ordered to change seats during a Qantas flight because he was sitting next to a young boy travelling alone.

Auckland man Mark Worsley says an air steward approached him after take-off on the Christchurch to Auckland flight and told him to change seats with a women sitting two rows in front. The steward said it was the airline's policy that only women were allowed to sit next to unaccompanied children.

"At the time I was so gobsmacked that I moved. I was so embarrassed and just stewed on it for the entire flight."

The 37-year-old shipping manager, who has 2-year-old twins, followed the incident up with the airline and was told Qantas wanted to err on the side of caution.

"I felt that it was totally discriminatory. Besides the point of what the hell was I going to do on a crowded flight."

The incident, which happened a year ago, irked Mr Worsley so much that he recently contacted National Party political correctness eradicator Wayne Mapp.

Dr Mapp told the Herald the airlines' policy was an example of political correctness that had got out of hand.

"I think this is a gross over-reaction by the airlines. What do they think men are going to do that women won't? It is the same as saying men shouldn't sit beside children on a bus."

A Qantas spokesman confirmed the Australian airline, which operates domestic flights in New Zealand, does not allow unaccompanied children to sit next to men. The spokesman said the airline believed it was what customers wanted.

Air New Zealand spokeswoman Rosie Paul said the airline had a similar policy to that of Qantas'.

"Airlines are temporary guardians of unaccompanied minors so we have preferred seating for them."

Ms Paul said Air New Zealand tried to seat children near a crew area so crew could keep an eye on them and, when possible, children were seated next to an empty seat.

"Sometimes this isn't possible, so the preference is to seat a female passenger next door to an unaccompanied minor."

When the Herald asked her if the airline considered male passengers to be dangerous to children, Ms Paul replied: "That's not what I said."

When it was put to her that that was the implication of the policy, she repeated: "No, that's not what I said."

Children's Commissioner Cindy Kiro said she commended the airlines for putting thought into the policy and for endeavouring to keep children safe.

Dr Kiro said she did not think it was intended to be a slur against men.

Where does Michael Jackson have to sit on planes?

Monday, November 28, 2005

Dalek Porn

The Sun Online - News: BBC says: Sexterminate!Someone is making Dalek porn, and the BBC and Dr Who creator Terry Nation are going to sue.

Excite News

Excite News: "AUGUSTA, Maine (AP) - In this town, window shopping is attracting a lot more guys than usual. A lingerie store called Spellbound is grabbing attention with live models in the window. Some people have complained, but police say there is nothing illegal about the lingerie models.

'It's tainting the wholesome businesses down here,' said Carrie Rossignol, co-owner of Video Game Exchange. 'I think it's selfish, and I think it's morally reprehensible.'

Another downtown merchant likes the idea, saying the models are attracting more potential customers to the area.

'It's like a New York thing. It's urban. It's edgy,' said Stacy Gervais, owner of Stacy's Hallmark Store and a founder of a downtown merchants group. 'We need a shtick - something that we do that attracts people and gets us remembered.'

Spellbound owner Felicia Stockford said she has had no trouble finding staffers. She said the young women enjoy strutting their stuff in the shop window."

Sand Butts


A man passes by sand sculptures of girls wearingbikinis at the Copacabana beach, in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Thursday, Nov. 24, 2005. A new law restricts the sale of postcards showing scantily clad women, a campaign aimed at reducing exploitation and sex tourism that has drawn mixed reactions in Brazil's tourist capital.

Just too stoned to make multiple posts,so here's a group link

Obscure Store and Reading Room: "Hunter's first buck has velvet on its antlers (but no testicles)

'That was the strangest thing I'd ever seen,' says Brent Weiland. 'My dad and brother were there, and they were like, 'Wow, this is crazy.'' He adds: 'I felt pretty lucky that I got my first one in 15 years, and I was even luckier to get such a unique buck right away. But yeah, it was pretty odd.' (Wausau Daily Herald)


Family's Thanksgiving tradition is to go bar-hopping

Instead of turkey and candied yams on the menu, it was a steady diet of Budweiser, Miller Genuine Draft and Coors Light for the Jaeger family of Wisconsin. (Wausau Daily Herald)


Rabbis tell families to get rid of the Internet -- or else!

One Orthodox Jewish community has said that any student with home Internet access faces suspension or expulsion on the grounds that even one Internet-corrupted student could sway others. A rabbi says: 'Kids can become addicted to the point where it's almost like a drug addiction or an alcoholic addiction. Even though there might be some value -- research, schoolwork -- the negatives so far outweigh the positives.' (Newark Star-Ledger)"

Using Firewalls to Block Porn

Slashdot | Ports for Porn - Using Firewalls to Block Porn: "vicpylon writes 'A Utah businessman and his non-profit organization wants to limit pornography to certain ports in the TCP/IP protocol. He is literally suggesting legislatively restricting porn sites to certain ports, so that the 'offensive' content is easier to block. This is not workable on so many levels that it is laughable. International adult sites not subject to US laws, proxy servers, enforcement issues all leap to my tired mind as major flaws in his plan. He is lobbying congress, so do not be surprised to see this discussed by some headline grabbing politico. '"

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Chess Sluts

1WCBC

The world Chess Beauty contest.

Rigorous Intuition: Correspondence and sanctuary (Part One)

Rigorous Intuition: Correspondence and sanctuary (Part One): "How do we begin telling people what we've learned, and what we suspect, without sounding crazy? Where do we start? And how can we before we find ourselves in similar desperate circumstance?

Perhaps we need to resign ourselves to sounding mad to most people. I expect that to many still comfortable with the established paradigm, whether we're talking about assassinations or MKULTRA or UFOs, it's all just different degrees of paranoia. There's a steep learning curve to secret history, and without knowing some of it our talk of present and future mysteries will sound like gibberish. CIA...aliens...mind control: it sounds like the usual constellation of delusion."

Masturbation Myths

JackinMyths: "Chances are, of all the things you've heard about masturbation, most of them were absolutely false. For some reason, misinformation surrounds masturbation like virtually no other topic. Since JackinWorld's goal is to debunk misinformation, here are some of the myths commonly believed about masturbation — and the truth about each.

How do you spot a masturbation myth? One simple method is to ask yourself if the statement is also true of sexual intercourse. When you're masturbating, your body only knows it's getting sexually stimulated; it doesn't know by what means. So, for instance, if the question is whether or not masturbation causes acne, think of it this way: If it did, intercourse would also cause acne. In fact, neither masturbation nor intercourse cause acne."

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Oxford Police Have Gay Horses

An ex-Balliol student fined by police for calling a horse 'gay' has been summoned to Oxford magistrates court after refusing to pay his fine. Sam Brown, who graduated last summer, was arrested in May this year after a drunken conversation with a pair of mounted policemen on Cornmarket Street. He will appear before magistrates on 16th December.

As reported in The Oxford Student last term, Brown had just left the Cellar Bar when he allegedly called out to the policemen “Mate, you know your horse is gay, I hope you don’t have a problem with that.” Warned by one officer not to repeat his comment, Brown reassured him that he was not insulting both horses, and said: “No, don’t worry. Your horse is fine, it’s his horse, his horse is gay.” He then proceeded to follow the policemen down the street, repeating his comments.

“Sam was adamant his equine gaydar was accurate,” eyewitness Daniel Cooper told The Oxford Student at the time. However, the officers considered the comments to be a breach of the Public Order Act, and took him into custody, calling on two squad cars and six policemen to make the arrest. Among those present was ex-Balliol LGB Officer, Matthew Williams. “Aside from the hilariousness of the event there’s a serious question here,” he commented at the time.

“Isn’t it offensive to assume categorically the word ‘gay’ is insulting? I kept drunkenly shouting at the police that I was offended that they assumed ‘gay’ was being used as an insult.” Brown was released the following morning and issued with an £80 fine for, “causing harassment, alarm or distress.” After discussing the matter with his college solicitor Brown decided not to pay the fine, stating he would rather have the case heard in court.

“I thought I was calling their bluff - the solicitor told me it would be unlikely to go any further, and I didn’t feel there was much of a case against me.” On a visit to Oxford five months later, Brown was surprised to be handed a bundle of post, including a court summons. The summons stated that he was charged with “using threatening, abusive or insulting behaviour within the hearing of a person likely to be caused distress.

?? He is planning to plead not guilty to the charge, and is considering mounting his own defence. “I think it’s a fairly cut and dry case really. It’s just irritating because I’m starting a new job in London on Monday, and I’m going to have to take a day off to go to court as soon as I’ve finished my training week.” Dan Cooper told The Oxford Student he still considers the arrest a “massive overreaction on the part of the police”.

“Sam’s actually become quite notorious • we bumped into someone when we were travelling in America who’d read about him. “The person I really feel sorry for in all this is a Balliol fresher, Sam Brown, as people keep assuming it was him.”

How to Survive Bird Flu

Friday, November 25, 2005

Proof Bush is Drinking Again

Daily Kos: damnit! this is SERIOUS!!! bush IS drinking again!

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Help me improve this site

I'd like to make this site better. If you have any suggestions about how I could do it, let me know by leaving a comment.

Google Base turned into Porn Fest

Google Base turned into Porn Fest - TechSpot News: "Seemingly, Google Base - Google's venture into free classified listings and other user-generated content - was turned into a porn fest earlier this week when the company's SafeSearch feature failed to do its usual job of blocking adult content.

A Google spokesman said on Wednesday: 'Yesterday evening, we became aware of a problem with the Google Base SafeSearch feature and we acted quickly to resolve the issue.' He said the filter feature was broken for 'some period of time' but declined to further specify.
Some users reported being shocked with the sheer amount of porn they came across."

It's just so damn easy to put porn up there. I even put up a bunch of porn dvds and links up there.

Being Weird Boosts Sex Life

Watching Little Britain 'boosts sex life'


TV COMEDIES such as Little Britain are fuelling a new wave of eccentric behaviour and can improve your sex life, experts claim.

Nine in 10 people admit to having eccentric personality traits, from wearing mismatched clothing to bog-snorkelling at weekends, a survey for Yahoo says.

A high number of young people now associate eccentric behaviour as being trendy and exciting.

One in five people believe comedy like Little Britain, League of Gentleman and Monty Python is prompting more eccentricity.

And Edinburgh University psychologist Dr David Weeks claims eccentricity can boost sexual attractiveness. By demonstrating a foible such as an air of mystery, intrigue or quirky sense of humour, people can stand out from the crowd and increase their sex appeal.

Seven in 10 people admitted to finding eccentric people more attractive and exciting to be around.

Education Chief Wants to Ban Sexy Book

SpywareInfo � Education Chief Wants to Ban Sexy Book: "“The state’s education chief wants schools to ban a book he has never read after receiving a complaint from an Apache Junction grandmother.

“The Perks of Being a Wallflower” contains numerous sexual references, including a scene where a girl is forced to have oral sex with a boy during a party.

That was the only page that Superintendent of Public Instruction Tom Horne read after receiving the complaint.”"

Alito Sucks

Unknown News: "Alito supports all-white juries

Alito: 'The Constitution does not
protect a right to an abortion'

Co-author says Alito
instrumental in anti-Roe brief

Alito against 'one person, one vote,' opposed key 1960 voting rights decision

Alito 'proud' member of group
that fought to keep women,
minorities out of Princeton

Alito OK'ed death penalty for
mentally ill man with incompetent lawyers

Alito says we should trust him ...
because he will say anything
in order to get a job

Alito breaks promise to recuse
himself from Vanguard case

Alito breaks promise to recuse
himself from Smith-Barney case

Alito breaks promise to recuse himself
from case involving sister's law firm"

Man Pulls Truck with his penis

Inside Bay Area - Tri-Valley Herald - Local News: "Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng, best known for his Iron Crotch, attached himself not once, but twice, to a rental moving truck and pulled it several yards across a parking lot in Fremont. In lace-up leather boots and a black tank top, the 50-year-old tied a strip of blue fabric around the base of his penis and testicles and tugged to make sure it was on tight. An assistant kicked him hard between the legs before he lashed himself to the vehicle.

He groaned, grunted and pressed against two men for resistance.

Then, slowly, the truck began to roll forward.

About 20 people, most of whom study Qigong, the ancient Chinese art of movement and breathing to increase energy, gathered for the truck pull in an unassuming office park just off Interstate 880.

A documentary film director and producer from London were on hand to shoot the jaw-dropping feat for a three-part series called Penis Envy, scheduled to air next year on Channel 4 in the United Kingdom. Footage from the truck pull will be used for the series piece on building the perfect penis."

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

sxxxy Babe Log: Family Guy Porn

On sxxxy Babe Log we have Family Guy Porn.

Bible Warning Label

Bible Warning Label.

Kaylee DeFer Nipple Slip


Unless you watch The War at Home (which I know you don't because nobody does) you probaby have no idea who Kaylee DeFer is. Heck, even if you do watch The War at Home, you probably have no idea who Kaylee DeFer is. That said, here's a fun little photo of her posing with her nipple exposed. Some women would have you believe that wearing dresses properly and covering up your breasts is in good taste, but I'm all for the pioneers out there who say "To hell with bras!" and proudly display their boobies. Those women are my heroes.

X-rated: Getting a tech job in the adult industry - ZDNet UK Insight

X-rated: Getting a tech job in the adult industry - ZDNet UK Insight: "Tech in the adult industry: Everything you wanted to know about XXX companies, but were afraid to ask"

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Today's Letter is X

CNN explains 'X' glitch over Dick Cheney's face - Yahoo! News

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - CNN apologized on Tuesday and offered a rare explanation from its control booth for a technical glitch many viewers failed to notice -- a large "X" the network flashed over Vice President
Dick Cheney's face.
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The wayward graphic, which CNN said lasted for about one-seventh of a second, appeared during the network's live coverage of Cheney's speech on Monday addressing critics of the Bush administration's conduct of the war in
Iraq.

Word of the snafu quickly surfaced on the Internet, including still photos of the image posted by online columnist Matt Drudge, along with a story suggesting that some who saw the momentary "X" thought it might have been deliberate.

CNN, a unit of Time Warner Inc., later issued a mea culpa saying an investigation by senior management concluded "this was a technical malfunction, not an issue of operator error" and expressing regret for the incident.

The network followed up with a special on-air segment during its "CNN Live Today" broadcast, in which anchor Daryn Kagan joined the network's technical manager, Steve Alperin, in the control room to offer a fuller explanation.

The "X" image, a place-holding marker used by technicians to cue up graphics, is not supposed to be visible to viewers but was inadvertently projected onto the screen by a malfunction in a "switcher" device, they explained.

"So, for all the conspiracy theories out there," Kagan said, " ... that's not what this is about. It's a computer bug that people deal with everyday. It's just that ours was in front of millions of people."

A spokesman for the vice president said Cheney had no comment on the incident.

Johnny Depp's Dildo

The super-celeb FLIPPED when he received a special namesake gift from the LA based Sexy Lifestyle Company …



From The London Evening Standard…



…So his Libertine phase, he says, is ended. But has it? His eyes light up when I produce a gift for him. Because the film features lots of 17th-century pornography and elegantly carved dildos, I bring him one from a chic Los Angeles sex-toy emporium called the Booty Parlor.



It's one that's been named after him. He is genuinely ecstatic and starts waving it around. "I haven't had one of these for 20 years. It's gorgeous." He says that he's going to put it in a frame similar to the ones fire extinguishers are held in.

Depp the libertine is back? There's a pause before he says: "It'll have a sign: break only in an emergency."

The Superficial | Ricky Martin likes to pee on people

The Superficial | Ricky Martin likes to pee on people: "Ricky Martin told fans perhaps a little more about his sex life than some wanted to know. “I love giving the golden shower,” he told Blender. “I’ve done it before in the shower. It’s like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different.”"

Pat Robertson is a Satanist

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Carnival in Rio

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Carnival in Rio

The Governator sucking carrots and playing with chicks in thongs.

A quote, "After watching the mulattoes shake it I can understand why Brazil is totally devoted to my favorite body part, the ass." Arnold said.

Flickr: Photos from Paris the Heiress

Flickr: Photos from Paris the Heiress

Big Pussy Guilty

Big Pussy Cops Plea - Yahoo! News: "Former Sopranos capo Vincent Pastore pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor count of attempted assault on his ex-fiancee as part of a deal with Manhattan prosecutors to avoid the big house.

In exchange for his admission of guilt, the small-screen henchman was sentenced to perform 70 hours of community service, attend six weeks of anger-management classes and pay a $190 fine. "

Is Angelina Jolie Having Sex With Her Ex Husband? - The Post Chronicle

Is Angelina Jolie Having Sex With Her Ex Husband? - The Post Chronicle

Yes, probably so. Her and Billy Bob are freaks.

Masturbation Study

EducationGuardian.co.uk | eG weekly | Self-study

When a young man masturbates, exactly how distracted does he get? An experiment performed on students at the University of California, Berkeley aimed to find out.

Full details are in a study that will be published in the Journal of Behavioral Decision Making. Dan Ariely, of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, and George Loewenstein, of Carnegie Mellon University, in Pittsburgh, describe their arousing achievement in dry, formal terms: "We examine the effect of sexual arousal, induced by self-stimulation, on judgments and hypothetical decisions made by male college students."

The scientists begin their report by pointing out that "sexual motivation plays a direct or indirect role in wide-ranging social interactions and in considerable economic activity." Pornography alone, they say, takes in more revenues in the United States than the three largest professional sports (football, basketball and baseball) combined.

Having established that the topic is of value, Ariely and Loewenstein get right to the action. They explain how they recruited 35 students, offering to pay each a small fee for the effort of masturbating while answering a survey. Each student was given a laptop computer with a keypad "designed to be operated easily using only the non-dominant hand."

Some of the volunteers had instructions to answer the questions "while in their natural, presumably not highly aroused, state". Others "were first asked to self-stimulate themselves, and were presented with the same questions only after they had achieved a high but sub-orgasmic level of arousal."

The computer screen displayed "an 'arousal thermometer' with regions colored from blue to red representing increasing levels of arousal. Two keys on the keypad allowed the user to move the probe on the arousal meter to indicate their momentary level of arousal. The panel on the top-left occupied the largest part of the screen, displaying diverse erotic photographs."

The screen also showed the long series of survey questions. Some asked about the attractiveness of different sexual activities, items and opportunities. Among them: women's shoes; a 12-year-old girl; an animal; a 50-year-old woman; a man; and an extremely fat person. Other questions probed the risks the volunteer would take in order to obtain sexual gratification.

The volunteers were instructed to press the computer's tab key if they ejaculated. None reported doing so.

Ariely and Loewenstein say their results are "striking" and more than confirm what most people believe about young men as a group - that when aroused, they (1) become sexually attracted to things otherwise offputting; (2) grow more willing to engage in morally questionable behaviour that might lead to sex; and (3) are more likely to have unprotected sex.

"[Our] study shows that sexual arousal influences people in profound ways," they write. "Efforts at self-control that involve raw willpower are likely to be ineffective." This is a dig at theorists - the ones who advise people to just say no - from experimentalists who are unafraid to get their hands dirty.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Robbie Williams is Weird

Robbie Williams' "no-sex" at home policy - Newindpress.com: "LONDON: British singer, Robbie Williams, may be one of the music industy's biggest heart-throbs, who not only enjoys the limelight, but also the company of beautiful women who throw themselves at him, But, the singer has revealed that sex is not that important to him when he's at home.

Robbie said that he preferred not to have women entering his house, as he felt that it would be 'contaminated' if he let them invade his private space.

'In my house in Los Angeles it has never been important to me. I love my house and my bedroom and don t want to have anyone back there,' The Sun quoted the singer, as saying.

However, it's quite a different story when the singer's on tour. He said that being on the road gave him the opportunity to get intimately acquainted with his adoring fans.

'When I travel I go to the other extreme. I offer myself far and wide to all the known universe,' he added."

Gary Glitter Arrested

World news from The Times and the Sunday Times - Times Online: "A girl aged 12 was today reported to have told police who are holding Gary Glitter in custody in Vietnam that the former rock singer paid her for sex.

If proved, the fresh allegations, which have surfaced in the Thanh Nien ('Youth') newspaper, carry a maximum sentence of death by firing squad.

Glitter was detained by immigration officials on Saturday in Ho Chi Minh City while trying to board a flight for Bangkok.

Detectives had been searching for the singer since he disappeared from his rented seafront villa in the resort city of Vung Tau on November 12. This followed allegations that the former star, whose real name is Paul Francis Gadd, had been living with two teenage girls."

Blogthings - Porn Star Name Generator

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Your Porn Star Name is: Michael J. Cox

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Such a Brahma Queen.

The Diner [at] Penda’s Realm » Blog Archive » Such a Brahma Queen.

Time up for cross-dressing cop?

The authorities in India’s Uttar Pradesh state are trying to work out what to do with a senior police officer who likes dressing up in drag.

Things came to a head last week when inspector general Devendra Kumar Panda turned up in court in a yellow dress and dark red lipstick.

Mr Panda says he is the reincarnation of Goddess Radha, Lord Krishna’s beloved.

His wife takes a different view - she has filed for separation because he is not behaving like a husband.

The court in Lucknow ordered Mr Panda to pay 7,000 rupees ($150) a month in maintenance allowance.

Mr Panda’s wife, Veena, fears he may lose his job - and she her maintenance allowance.

“Please keep my future in mind,” she told reporters. “I am a 51-year-old lady and a graduate. I should not suffer due to any action against him.”

The couple have been married for 33 years and have two sons, but Mr Panda now pays his family no attention.

He has been spending his time embracing a peepal, or holy fig, tree in his garden, chanting mantras to his beloved Lord Krishna.

One room in his house is kept sacred and secret.

“That is my private bed room. Only Krishna can enter there,” he says.

There is nothing unusual in a Hindu ascetic getting up early and quoting from scriptures, as Mr Panda does.

Nor is it uncommon for Hindu sects to worship deities as lovers, or for men to live like women devotees.

But Mr Panda’s position is a tricky one, seeing as he is a senior police officer.

“The appearance and behaviour of Mr Panda is strange,” admits director general of police, Yashpal Singh.

Ginger Brookes Realdoll Page

Ginger Brookes Realdoll Page

Ok, A lot of people may ask " Why own a Realdoll". Well for me it is the only logical choice. For me meeting and dating real women has always been more trouble than it is worth. I have never had any good luck with women.

This guy swore off women and replaced them with a real doll. After reading some of his horror stories I can't blame him.

I almost did the same thing....some day I'll tell you about the time I was performing oral sex on a woman and she just started screaming for no damn reason. And not the good screaming, the bitten by a snake kind of screaming. Except it wasn't a snake. She had some sort of repressed memory come back of one time her dad beat her and locked her in a closet.

And what was really strange was that was the second girl that had happend to while I was having sex with them.

Wow, who's more fucked up? Those girls, me, or this loon with the real doll?

Anyway, read some of his horror stories.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Strange Porn: Poor girl

Strange Porn: Poor girlSex doesn't make her happy...

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Courtney Love Out of Rehab

Rock star Courtney Love smiles as she walks to her car after her sentence hearing in Los Angeles Criminal Court September 16, 2005. Love, who was confined to a lock-down substance abuse centre earlier this year after violating her probation, can leave the facility for an outpatient program, a Los Angeles judge ruled on Friday.



Looks like her boobies have gotten bigger, eh?

ESPN.com - TENNIS - As effigies burn, Mirza denounces premarital sex

ESPN.com - TENNIS - As effigies burn, Mirza denounces premarital sex

HYDERABAD, India -- Indian tennis star Sania Mirza insists she opposes premarital sex, a statement that came as crowds burned effigies of the 19-year-old Muslim over her earlier remarks advocating safe sex.

Mirza already has been criticized for her tennis clothing, usually a short skirt and midriff-revealing T-shirt. Sections of orthodox Muslim clergy say she is leading astray young Muslims, especially girls.

"I would like to clearly say on record that I could not possibly justify premarital sex, as it is a very big sin in Islam and one which I believe will not be forgiven by Allah," Mirza said Friday.

The protests were triggered by her remarks at a leadership summit earlier this week in New Delhi.

"So there are two issues here, safe sex and sex before marriage," she said. "You don't want me to tell you that you have safe sex, whether it is before or after marriage. Everyone must know what he or she is doing."

Her statement angered Muslim clergy.

"If she has said these things, she would have nothing to do with Islam," Haseeb Hasan Siddiqui of the Sunni Ulema (religious leaders) Board was quoted as saying by the Pioneer newspaper.

Earlier in the day, small groups of protesters from the student wings of mainstream Hindu nationalist political parties demonstrated and burned paper effigies of her in Hyderabad and three other towns.

Kiran Kumar, a student leader of the opposition Bharatiya Janata Party, said young stars should behave with dignity and be good role models.

India's Sunni Ulema Board, a Muslim organization, issued an edict in October demanding Mirza cover up during matches. The group described her tennis clothes as "un-Islamic."

"As long as I am winning, people shouldn't care whether my skirt is 6 inches long or 6 feet long," Mirza said at the leadership forum.

"How I dress is very personal thing," she added. "It is scary that every time I wear a T-shirt, it becomes a talking point for the next three days."

In August, she became the first Indian woman to reach the fourth round of a Grand Slam tournament, losing in the U.S. Open to Maria Sharapova, then ranked No. 1. Mirza is ranked No. 31 on the WTA Tour, up from No. 326 a little more than a year ago.

Porn, Church and a Circus

The Pueblo Chieftain Online - Pueblo, Colorado U.S.A: "Have you heard the one about a porn star, a church singer and a circus? It sounds like the start to a raunchy joke, but in Australia it’s a raunchy reality. There’s a church in Australia called Hillsong that is known for being on the cutting edge of worship music.

If you’ve ever heard or sung ‘‘Shout to the Lord,’’ you have been exposed to Hillsong, because it was Darlene Zschech, the church’s worship leader, who wrote and first performed the popular song.

Now the bizarre show known as the Jim Rose Circus is touring Australia and using the church’s music in an adults-only duel between two of its performers, one of whom is a former porn star.

‘‘We have never heard of Jim Rose or his circus, nor would we ever issue our permission for Hillsong Music to be used for this purpose,’’ church spokeswoman Maria Ieroianni told Australia’s Herald Sun newspaper.

Jim Rose and his circus are known for pushing far beyond the limits of good taste. He and his troupe first came to fame in 1992 during the Lollapalooza music tour and have been setting the bar for raunchiness and weirdness ever since.

I believe this is the first time he’s incorporated Christian music into his show. I’m thinking we may see the Almighty add a par"

Burning Hate » Blog Archive » An email doing the rounds….

Burning Hate » Blog Archive » An email doing the rounds….: "Apparently going around NY at the moment. 1st is a girl’s apology email
for cheating on some bloke. 2nd is his reply which was Bcc’d to his
entire address book. He makes some excellent points.

Brad,

It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel
like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am
truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people
in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I
would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all or
anything that happened, so I won’t even try other than to say all of us
had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you
being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly
words that were exchanged between us, what I can’t handle is thinking
that you see me as a different person. It is weird, I feel like I just
went through a horrible break up or something. The world looked funny
yesterday, I couldn’t crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I
can’t listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed. I don’t know if you
meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn’t. I know
that I was wrong on"

WWTDD.com: Fleur Delacour is naked

WWTDD.com: Fleur Delacour is naked: "Harry Potter and The Goblet Of Fire opens today and playing the pivotal role of Fleur Delacour - one of Harry's rivals in the Tri-Wizard tournament - is French actress Clémence Poésy. And 'French actress', of course, is just another way of saying 'topless actress'. Turns out that Clémence is no exception.

This is a clip from the 2003 movie Bienvenue chez les Rozes. It's all in French, so I have no idea what it's about. From what I can tell, she seems to be playing a topless girl with an impossibly great boob-to-waist ratio. And she's feeling frisky! He's also French, and appears to be uneasy, probably because in the scene before this he was doing a mime about surrendering and smooshed his baguette while adjusting his beret. Why he's not wearing a striped shirt and tight black capri pants, I have no idea. "

Naked Yoga

sxxxy Babe Log: Naked Yoga

neuro.me.uk » Who Knew Celebrities Swearing Would Be So Cool?

neuro.me.uk » Who Knew Celebrities Swearing Would Be So Cool?

Rugby Idiot Cuts Off Balls

A rugby fan who cut out his testicles with wire cutters to mark a Wales victory is at a loss to explain why he did it.

Geoffrey Huish, 31, performed the impromptu self-surgery in February when his beloved Wales beat world champions England.

After performing the deed, Mr Huish put his severed anatomy in a bag and took them to his local social club to show fellow fans.

He collapsed with blood loss and was rushed to hospital but surgeons could not reattach his missing parts.

He was put in a psychiatric ward but has no history of mental illness and was at a loss to explain why he did it.

"I'd told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn't stand a chance," Mr Huish told The Sun.

"It wasn't a bet but I said I'd cut my b*lls off if we won.

"I listened to the game on the radio at home by myself.

"After the match I got up for a pee and saw the cutters in the bathroom.

"Gethin had left them after repairing the chain on my toilet.

"I remembered what I'd said and thought he had left them for me.

"I thought 'Oh no, I haven't got to do anything like that have I' and then I thought 'You can do it'.

"So I started hacking away at my tackle.

"It took about 10 minutes and there was quite a bit of pain but I just kept going.

"The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping."

After picking his testicles from the toilet bowl, he went to the social club.

"I went in and shouted out 'I've done it!'," Mr Huish said.

"I took my b*lls out and passed them in the bag to a friend.

"Some people then laid me on the floor."

Mr Huish continues to see a psychiatrist.

"I think about what happened every day and still haven't come up with a good reason why," he said.

"I'd had a lot going on and felt a bit down.

"I can't have kids now but still want a family - maybe I'll adopt."

Yeah, do that. You're someone who needs to raise children.

Friday, November 18, 2005

Kate Moss Topless at Kontraband

Kate Moss Topless at Kontraband: "Kate Moss Line Dancing
Super-hottie looks as if she's done one to line to many !"

HoustonChronicle.com - Minister's wife charged with soliciting minor

BURNET — A youth minister's wife has been accused of posing as a teenage girl for months and sending dozens of letters to a 15-year-old in which she asked him to have sex, authorities said.


Investigators say Amanda White, 27, had phone sex with the teen, left him bras, underwear, condoms and personal lubricant. White was charged Nov. 9 with criminal solicitation of a minor, a third-degree felony.

Police say the teenage boy discovered the admirer he knew as Mandy was White, the wife of the youth minister at Victory Baptist Church in Burnet and a mother. He told his mother, who contacted authorities, said Burnet police Capt. Paul Nelson.

Officers found 50 to 75 handwritten letters and cards that White wrote to the boy, according to the affidavit. They were written during the summer, Nelson said.

The teenager said he would go to White's home to pick up letters he thought his admirer had left for him. He told police that Mandy called frequently and that he thought they were going to meet for sex, the affidavit said.

White told investigators she started writing the teenager for fun after seeing a photo of him on a friend's cell phone. She told investigators that she knew the boy was a minor and that it was wrong to write him graphic letters, according to the affidavit.

At least two witnesses learned of White's contact with the teen, police said.

Hollywood Madam Starts a Stud Farm

News Filter: Hollywood Madam Starts a Stud Farm | MetaFilter: "Heidi Fleiss plans to open a brothel . . . . . . which will cater to women in Nevada. Money quote: ' . . . you've got the situation with the old husband leaving his wife for the younger girl, and the lady sitting at home crying. Well, now she has a place to go and say, 'Right back at you, buddy, and on your credit card'."

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Drunk Girls

This is currently making the rounds at myspace. I hate them, but this is funny.]

Sorry about the annoying all caps but I'm not going to retype it or drag out the perl regular expressions book so I can translate it.




WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT
WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY
BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR! LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS
HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY
ON EATING IT

6.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO
MUCH.

7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US

9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER.

10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND
SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US.

11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP
THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.

12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

13. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST
LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

14. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE
KITCHEN FLOOR (er, or, the mop?)

15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE
WRONG WAY BUT..."

16. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.

18. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE
STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.

19. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON
THE TIME WE''RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.

20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING
PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN. MAKE
THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID... SADLY, MANY ARE

An ugly obsession with Britney

I admit, I have an ugly obsession with Britney. No, I'm not stalking her, I just can't help paying attention to her in the tabloids. I read today, while standing in the checkout line, that Keven Federline is out partying and not staying home with Brit. Therefore she's talking to lawyers about leaving him.

No, I didn't buy the magazine. What's the point? The whole story is in the headlines.

But, here's this dumb, untalented but lucky guy. He fell into the arms of Britney. I mean, ok, maybe her music sucks and her tastes are white trash. But at one time she was probably the most beautiful woman in the world.

Sure, that was 5 years ago. But who are we to complain? The majority of us will never be with anyone that beautiful. Admit it to yourself, never gonna happen.

But here's K-Fed, the dumbest guy in the world. Fell into a free ride that anyone would kill for, and he's going to fuck it up. He's such a dumb, cocky guy that he's probably thinking he's the real star. That she's holding him back.

He's going to fuck this up for himself and end up doing gay porn when his record doesn't sell.

Kevin, if your out there, listen. Stay at home. Change the baby's diapers. Smoke a lot of pot. Fuck that woman several more times and make sure she's fat and happy and there are lots of babies. Then just settle in for the free ride. She's the star, you're just a puppy she found on the side of the road and took home.

It can be a good life. It's better than you could have done on your own.

Britney Pregnant Again!

Sage - The Superficial | Because You're Ugly: "Trailer park crotch-queen Britney Spears is preparing for another child (read: antichrist) after a psychic predicted she'll fall pregnant again next year.

Britney reportedly always seeks the advice of a medium when she makes major plans for her future. A friend told In Touch magazine that Britney couldn't resist asking if she'd have another child, and was told that she'd be pregnant again within six months."

DVD review of Female Yakuza Tale: Inquisition & Torture - DVD Town

DVD review of Female Yakuza Tale: Inquisition & Torture - DVD Town: "To counter the continued decline in cinema attendance throughout the 1960’s due to the rapidly emerging popularity of television, some independent Japanese film studios decided to create a new genre of film that they hoped would help jumpstart the industry. Introduced sometime in the early 60’s, these films became known as pinku eiga or pink films, a form of softcore pornographic films. Unlike its hardcore Western counterpart, these pink films were intended for theatrical release and have to conform to strict Japanese screen censorship laws, which prohibits the depiction of genitilia and pronounced sexual activity. Using the genre’s required sex scenes as a form of titillation may be its primary objective but as this genre grew, it eventually matured into adding some sort of character and story development as well. In any case, even offering big helpings of nudity and sex is sometimes not enough to lure an audience back. To further spice things up, gore and violence was later added into the mix, which, by most account, seems like a natural progression for these types of exploitation films.

The dutch are going wacky over a damn sparrow. Now porn is involved.

Expatica's Dutch news in English: 'Domino sparrow' becomes a porn star: "AMSTERDAM — Hackers placed very explicit porn on a Dutch website created to commemorate the 'Domino D-Day sparrow', it was reported on Thursday.

The Dutch-language site (www.dodemus.nl) had recorded 53,982 hits by noon on Thursday. The porn was removed some time earlier.

The site was set up earlier this week following the news that a common sparrow — a protected species in the Netherlands — was shot dead with an air gun on Monday."

Keira Knightley Nip Slip






Click for closeup. The last one is her topless in the movie The Hole.

New York, NY (AHN) - While not as blatant as Tara Reid, Keira Knightley offered photographers a good snapshot on the red carpet of the premiere for her latest flick, "Pride and Prejudice."

A Calvin Klein dress made just for the actress slipped past her left nipple and photographers immediately snapped away without telling Knightley what happened.

Tara Reid was plastered all over tabloid and entertainment magazines after the same thing happened on the red carpet of P.Diddy's birthday party earlier this year. Speculation around that incident, which displayed Reid's left nipple for several seconds, hints that Reid was aware of her exposure.

In both incidents, paparazzi frantically snapped photos while the actresses unknowingly posed exposed.

Gay Marriage Protest

Wedded Bliss for All or None: "Traditional marriages are out. 'Celebrations of commitment' are in.

To protest Virginia's laws banning same-sex marriage, Ensign and the church's governing council decided recently that Clarendon Presbyterian will no longer have any weddings, and Ensign will renounce his state authority to marry couples.

Any heterosexual couple who has their union 'blessed' in a 'celebration ceremony' at the tiny church will have to take the extra step of being officially wed by a justice of the peace at the courthouse."

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Kate's Playground Photoshoot

Kate's Playground Photoshoot at Kontraband

Video with Duran Duran

Porn DVD of the week----Erotik

SugarDVD.com - Erotik - Adult DVD Rentals: "Synopsis: Fantasy and reality join as one, when Kaylani Lei meets with some of the adult industry's hottest stars.
Running Time: Unknown
Release Year: 2005
Added on: Jul 14th, 2005
Categories: Feature, Couples
Directed By: Michael Raven
Features: Behind The Scenes, Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound, Full Motion Chapter Menus, Photo Gallery, Trailers, Wicked Casino
Starring: Austin Kincaid, Brittney Skye, Jayna Oso, Katsumi, Kaylani Lei, Keri Sable, Randy Spears, Sativa Rose, Tommy Gunn, Tyler Knight"

Satan's Cheerleaders

Bizarre Magazine

Pimp My Gimp

Pimp my Gimp. A very sick flash game.

Tips for Hiring Women

Urban Legends Reference Pages: Language (Crass Transportation): "3. While there are exceptions, of course, to this rule, general experience indicates that 'husky' girls — those who are just a little on the heavy side — are likely to be more even-tempered and efficient than their underweight sisters. "

Dating Secrets Revealed Chicks and Porn

Dating Secrets Revealed Chicks and Porn: "It’s very common fact these days that many guys acquire a certain amount of pornography when they are single. Whether it might be a couple of issues of Playboy, or DVD volumes 1 through 267 of the No Man's Land series, the single male pornography symbiosis works in perfect harmony until a woman enters the picture. This is indeed a very scary time for the male of the species. Hopefully, this article will offer a little insight on this chaotic period in the dating cycle."

Video - Lesbian Sex Caught on a Store Security cam!

Video - Lesbian Sex Caught on a Store Security cam! - Video Hosting From FileCabi.net

Misogynists beware!

Illmethinks_Politiq: Misogynists beware!: "A new study published by the Journal of Epidemiology and Community Health found that sexism shortens the male life span. They compared statistics, using violence against women as a measure of a society's patriarchal tendancies."

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Sean Hannity, Cyborg Hero of the People

AltWeeklies.com: Books: Columbus Alive: Fiction Reviews): Sean Hannity, Cyborg Hero of the People: "Here’s a question a lot of people have asked in the last four years: What if George W. Bush lost the 2000 election and President Al Gore had to respond to the September 11 attacks? Writer Mike Mackey attempts an answer with his new comic book series, Liberality For All (ACC Studios).

According to LFA, Gore would be traveling the country in a protective Popemobile preaching understanding of the terrorists rather than fighting back, to Sean Hannity’s disgust and al Qaeda’s delight. By the year 2021, America would be a liberal dystopia, where President Chelsea Clinton has surrendered sovereignty to the U.N. and invited Osama bin Laden to the U.S. as an ambassador.

The “Coulter Laws” have outlawed conservative punditry, so Hannity (now sporting an eye patch and cyborg arm) resorts to high-risk radio piracy to get on the air, and has joined forces with G. Gordon Liddy to save America from itself.

Is Mackey kidding? I honestly have no idea. He’s either parodying the victim’s complex of the ruling Republican right or promulgating that myth himself. Whichever, the politics of LFA are subtle enough to be read either way.

The sub-par art by Donny Lin offers no clues, and it’s really the book’s biggest proble"

Thai Transvestites Develop Kiss of Death, Officials Worried About Other Superpowers

Transvestites drugging tourists with kisses: "BANGKOK, Thailand - Members of a Thai transvestite gang have confessed to hiding strong sedatives in their mouths and spitting them down the throats of victims during deep kissing, police said. Then they rob the drugged tourists.

The confession came from three attractive transvestites arrested in Bangkok last week. Police say they'd robbed a Bangladeshi businessman of more than $7,300 in cash and valuables.

Police say the victim told investigators he met the transvestites in a bar and invited them all back to his apartment. After kissing one, he said he felt dizzy and passed out. When he woke up, his cash, watch, mobile phone and notebook computer were gone.

A police lieutenant colonel has this warning for tourists: 'Don't rush to kiss a stranger on the mouth or you will end up in a deep sleep.' "

How many times I got to tell you? Don't talk about Fight Club!

Park police bust unlicensed student boxing matches

Vegetarian Plot Against Sex

Meat is GOOD FOOD - PWEETA: "How many times have we heard a man referred to as 'beefy' or a woman as a 'hot bucket of chicken'? Or disgusting euphemisms for the sexual act like, 'I'd love to pork her', 'I am bopping the baloney' or 'Who's grilling the liverworst?' This is blatant propaganda by Vegetarians to discredit the joy of Flesh!"

Tic-tac-OW!

DIESEL

A BDSM ad for Jeans from Diesel. It's a very hard to navigate flash site. I think it's the fourth door on the right.

From Down On My Knees.

Monday, November 14, 2005

The Porn Hunter - There's Cash in Grandpa's Dirty Pictures

The Porn Hunter - There's Cash in Grandpa's Dirty Pictures: "Mark Rotenberg greets all the waitresses at his local New Jersey diner by name. “They have no idea what I do,” he whispers as we sit down, “or that I’ve got a thousand bucks in my pocket right now. You never know when someone wants to sell some smut.”

Rotenberg is one of the country’s preeminent porn collectors. Four Taschen books have been based on his personal stash—nearly 200,000 pieces and growing. “I want to acquire all that I can afford,” he says. “EBay is like New York to me—it’s the land of temptation. There are vintage-nude-photo auctions ending every 30 seconds.”"

Coach forced elementary school girls to run around naked as punishment - MSN-Mainichi Daily News

Coach forced elementary school girls to run around naked as punishment - MSN-Mainichi Daily News: "HIKOKUCHUO, Ehime -- The male coach of a sports team at an elementary school here forced several schoolgirls to run around naked inside the school's gymnasium in August as punishment for their attitude, it has been learned.

After subjecting the girls to the treatment, the coach, a Shikokuchuo Municipal Government worker whose name has been withheld, allegedly made them sit in an upright position without any clothes on while he lectured them."

McDonald's Strip Search Video

ABC News

This girl was strip searched by McDonald's management on orders from an anonymous phone call claiming to be a police officer.

There was a security camera in the office. Some of the video has been released.

As a writer on this site said, "What do you expect? With the disrespect toward privacy being shown by school administrations, the girl and the managers probably had the idea that people can be searched at any time for any reason, by anyone with a position of authority."

Men reject first date sex

The Sun Online - News: Men reject first date sex


Men reject first date sex

FULL NEWS INDEX

TWO out of three men DON’T want full sex on a first date, a surprise poll reveals.

Sixty-three per cent of men aged 18 to 40 even said they would be shocked if a girl agreed to a one-night stand.

Many said they would snub a girl who offered sex “on a plate”.

But 37 per cent of chaps admitted they would not be able to resist a romp — and said they would be only “too delighted” to oblige.

Glamour mag quizzed 1,150 men in an online poll about how willing they were to have sex.

A spokesman said of the results: “We wonder whether some men forgot to consult their hormones before being interviewed.”

Sunday, November 13, 2005

The Philosophy of Kissing

The Philosophy of Kissing: "I think I understand what a 'platonic kiss' is, but could you explain to me the difference between the following kisses?

1. Aristotelian kiss
2. Hegelian kiss
3. Wittgensteinian kiss
4. Godelian kiss"

Sex Addicted Nympho Sues Gene Simmons

Simmons Suit Won't Go Away - Yahoo! News: "Gene Simmons may have put the 'x' in sex, but a former girlfriend of the rocker now has the green light to put the 's' in sue.


ANew York judge ruled Georgeann Walsh Ward may proceed with her defamation suit against the KISS bassist for comments he made during a VH1 show about his glory days with the band.

New York State Supreme Court Justice Rosalyn Richter quashed Simmons' motion to nix two of three claims by Ward, who alleges Simmons slandered her in the documentary When KISS Ruled the World by calling her a 'sex-addicted nymphomaniac.'"

HIV Cure: a Rebuttal

Illmethinks_Politiq: Response to 'Can AIDS be Overcome?': " I hope this is the beginning of the end of HIV. But it must be cautioned that this man has not undergone further testing. First off, the antigen test, which is the one we all have done when we go in to be SCREENED for HIV, detects the level of HIV antigens, NOT the virus itself. If the antigen level is not high enough, the test may not pick it up. This DOES NOT mean one has rid oneself of the virus, it only means the test has not detected it.

Second, it must be noted that all screening tests have a certain level of sensitivity (among positive individuals, the liklihood that the test will show up positive) and specificity (among negative individuals, the liklihood that the test will show negative). He has declined further testing so far, I hope not because he belives the one test he took has 100% sensitivity and specificity, because no screening test does.

Thirdly, one must take into consideration as the link to the news article stated, that the sample came from the same person, the sample was run correctly, and there were no mix ups of two samples in the laboratory. It happens, human error or lab machines aren't calibrated properly, and numerous other laboratory protocol failures. So, he must undergo further testing.

A final point, he may not have been HIV-positive to begin with, because all the same principles of sensitivity and specificity apply to the first test he took. I am very skeptical when 'miracles' happen that aren't further verified. In this case I truly hope more than anything in the world, that he did overcome the HIV virus, and that he agrees to further testing, which in the original article it states that he has not (yet).

Man Cured of HIV

BBC NEWS | Health | Caution over HIV 'cure' claims: "Doctors say they want to investigate the case of a British man with HIV who apparently became clear of the virus.

Scotsman Andrew Stimpson, 25 was diagnosed HIV-positive in 2002 but was found to be negative in October 2003.

Mr Stimpson, from London, said he was 'one of the luckiest people alive'.

Chelsea and Westminster Healthcare NHS Trust confirmed the tests were accurate but were unable to confirm Mr Stimpson's cure because he had declined to undergo further tests."

William S Gibson predicted something like this a few years ago.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Szandora

www.myspace.com/misslavey

That's Anton Lavey's daughter. Apparently she "allegedly" attacked someone for talking shit about her father.

SARGEWORLD

SARGEWORLD

Martin Sargent, formerly of Unscrewed on the old version of TechTv, has a new podcast.

When I started this site the Unscrewed website linked to this one. He gave me a lot of traffic. So I thought I'd publicize his new effort. It sucked that they cancelled his TechTv show. I only started getting the channel the month before it was changed into the lamer gamer channel.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Tin Foil Hats

Boing Boing: MIT study on aluminum foil hats: "Earlier this year, MIT engineers conducted an empirical study on the efficacy of aluminum foil helmets to block mind control rays. They've published the detailed results of their experiments online. From the abstract:

Rahimi Helmet Ali2Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We theorize that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason."

Paisly is the tool of Satan

PAISLEY PRINT

Building a Better Bra

Excite News: "BAGUALING, China (AP) - The Chinese are serious about building a better bra. There's now a degree in bra studies at Hong Kong's Polytechnic University.

And China's biggest lingerie manufacturer, Top Form, has a bra lab at its factory. The company makes more than 60 million bras a year for well-known labels like Victoria's Secret, Playtex and Maidenform.

The Wall Street Journal reports Top Form has been experimenting with various types of padding to give the bust a boost. They've tried air, but like tires it was prone to flats.

Oil-filled pads were too expensive and heavy.

Now, the company is trying a filling made from a thin type of fiberfill, the stuffing used ski parkas."

Meanwhile, in Japan, they attempt to warm up boobies.

TOKYO (AP) - Furry, heated bras may soon appear in some Japanese wardrobes as the country prepares for "Warm Biz" - a nationwide government campaign urging workers to bundle up and save energy on heating this winter.

The Warm Biz Bra, unveiled this week by Tokyo-based underwear maker Triumph International, is lined with material that the company says helps save warmth.

The bra also has removable pads that can be heated in a microwave or hot water - as well as long, furry straps that wrap around the neck like a scarf, and matching shorts.

"Warm Biz lets you add a little fun and chic to office wear, and prevents global warming," Triumph says.

In an attempt to cut energy use, Japan's government has recommended setting thermostats this winter at 19 degrees Celsius (66 degrees Fahrenheit) for government buildings, and 20 degrees Celsius (68 degrees Fahrenheit) for private companies.

The government said this year's June-August "Cool Biz" campaign - which had bureaucrats and politicians sporting open-collar, short-sleeve shirts to cut down on air conditioning - saved 210 million kilowatt hours, enough to power 720,000 households for a month.

Pat Robertson Warns Pa. Town of Disaster - Yahoo! News

Pat Robertson Warns Pa. Town of Disaster - Yahoo! News: "'I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God. You just rejected him from your city,' Robertson said on the Christian Broadcasting Network's '700 Club.'"

Doesn't that sound like a threat to you? It does to me. I think he should be arrested and his home searched. Sounds like he may saying he's encouraging a terrorist attack on the town.

In October 2003, he suggested that the State Department be blown up with a nuclear device.

Why hasn't this man been arrested by Homeland Security?

Thursday, November 10, 2005

FleshNexus

FleshNexus

What are you looking at?

Bra Full of Parrot

Woman allegedly steals parrot by hiding it in bra: "FORT MYERS, Fla. - A woman has been arrested for padding her bra - with a stolen rare parrot.

Jill Knispel, 35, hid the Greenwing parrot in her bra after taking it from her employer, Baby Exotic Birds of Englewood, police said.

When Knispel went to trade the bird for a vintage car, she told the car's owner how she got the animal, according to the Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. Turns out the car's owner is friends with the man who owns the $2,000 bird.

DNA tests confirmed the bird's identity and Knispel was charged with grand theft.

'The circumstances of the case are the most bizarre I've ever encountered,' said veteran wildlife investigator Lenny Barshinger."

Store clerk found napping with pot

Store clerk found napping with pot

MERRIMACK, N.H. - Police in New Hampshire say a convenience store clerk fell asleep on two jobs this week: minding the store and selling drugs.

Officers went to a 7-Eleven in Merrimack late Monday after a customer called police to report no one was in the store.

Police say two officers found the clerk sleeping in a back office with a quarter-pound of marijuana spread out on the counter. They say he had a big bag of pot, a scale and a smaller bag of pot, and apparently had been packaging the marijuana for resale.


He's charged with possession of marijuana with intent to distribute.

Look at these kids




A model parades in front of street children, some of whom are sniffing glue, in the drug-infested 'Barrio Triste' (Sad Neighborhood) in downtown Medellin in Colombia November 7, 2005. The event was organised to entertain the children by a member of a local charity that helps children in Barrio Triste by providing food, clothes and cleaning facilities. REUTERS/Albeiro Lopera

Look like they've never seen a butt before.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Klein Peter uns sein Intimring... WARNING!

Klein Peter uns sein Intimring...


This is gross. Some guy attached rings to his dick and testicles. His balls swelled up to softball size. It looks like his dick is rotting off.

Not for thos with a weak stomach. In German.

W. is Drinking Again

by Yomama, Unknown News

I'm pretty good on the subject of Navajo rugs.
Why? Because I spent years in the field. Am
I perfect at it? No, but I am pretty good. I'm
kind of proud of that.

I also know my way around a bottle of
whiskey. I am not particularly proud of that.
But I do know what I am talking about here.
Believe me. I have seen the same things
happening on my own face that I see
happening on the President's face.

And these photos have not been altered in any way.

Maybe Mr Bush and I both need to visit a dermatologist. Maybe that's all there is to it. ;)

But if I could bet it, I'd give 3 to 2 that the President is drinking again. And he is drinking a lot. That's a whiskey face.

I was a bartender for years and years. I am not bullshitting you. He's drinking.

Me, I wouldn't even try to go out into the big world of trading old Navajo rugs when I was drunk. It's not an art, it's a science.

The trouble is that we have a freaking President who's out there drunk on his butt, running the most powerful country in the world.

Foot Fetish Gets Jailer Fired

Sources: Juvenile jail chief quits after foot fetish discovered

The head of Will County's juvenile jail abruptly resigned Tuesday citing personal problems.

But official sources — who did not want to be identified — say Mark Kassel quit after authorities discovered he is involved with an Internet site for foot fetishists.

Kassel gave his letter of resignation to Will County Chief Judge Stephen White, the official in charge of the River Valley Justice Center, the facility housing the jail.

Before Kassel resigned, he met Tuesday with White and Mike Costigan, head of the county's probation department. White set up the meeting.

"Someone brought to my attention that (Kassel might have) some personal problems that potentially could affect the operation of the juvenile detention center," White said.

The judge would not specifically discuss their conversation.

"I think (Kassel) resigned because he did not want anything to affect the operation of the juvenile detention center," White said.

No criminal charges have been filed against Kassel. Officials say the people depicted in the photographs are adults, and there is nothing illegal about the site: www.ohmyhose.com.

Other local officials had more to say about Kassel's resignation.

Kassel is involved with a Web site that features sexually explicit photographs of adult women, the sources said.

Most of the photos look as if they were taken in private homes. Many of them feature women wearing seamed stockings, pantyhose or high-heeled shoes. Others focus on the women's feet and carefully painted toenails. Some of the women wore clothing or lingerie. Others didn't.

The Web site lists a "custodian of all records required to be kept by federal law." That is Ed Kassel, 2405 Essington St., No. 128, Joliet, the address of a Mailboxes and Parcel Depot store. Kassel's middle name is Edwin, according to records maintained by Will County Circuit Clerk Pam McGuire.

After Kassel resigned, a police officer removed his computer from his office at the River Valley Justice Center.

Reached Thursday, Kassel, 39, would not talk about his resignation. Joe Bugos, his lawyer, had told him not to discuss the issue, Kassel said.

"At this point, my agreement is to resign with the judge. I did so voluntarily," Kassel said, standing just inside his home. He also would not talk about any possible involvement with the Internet site.

"I have no comment," he said.

As head of the juvenile jail, Kassel oversaw as many as 102 children at one time. As of Thursday morning, 75 children were being held there: 17 females and 58 males, White said. By law, children as young as 10 and as old as 17 can be held there. But the facility typically houses 11- to 16-year-olds.

State's Attorney Jim Glasgow said in general it's not illegal to operate or be involved with an Internet porn site.

"But you can't hold a sensitive job supervising juveniles and have one of these (sites)," he said. "These two just cannot go together."

Running a juvenile jail, like many other jobs in government, is a position of trust, Glasgow added.

"It's critical there not be an erosion of that trust," he said.

Will County Board Chairman Jim Moustis (R-Frankfort) echoed Glasgow's comments.

"It raises concerns that the people who would direct such a (juvenile) facility would be involved in that type of activity," Moustis said.

Kassel had the highest credentials when he was appointed as superintendent, Moustis added.

This is the second time in three years that the head of the juvenile jail has left suddenly.

Kassel's predecessor, Laura Simpson (formerly Munch), was fired in November 2002 after being accused of paying a staff psychologist $65,000 a year for working only a few hours a week. But charges relating to that accusation never have been filed against her.

The journalist who played fireman | MetaFilter

The journalist who played fireman | MetaFilter: "UK tabloids sometimes lead people to believe that all journalists are the scum of the earth. That's obviously not true, but one journalist who actually fits the bill seems to be ex-Woman's Wear Daily staffer, Peter Braunstein. On halloween, he dressed up as a fireman, called around at the apartment of a friend of his ex-wife and repeatedly drugged and raped her."

HPV Vaccine

!! omg blog !! (omgblog.com): "Singles rejoice, Republicans recoil! Researchers at Merck and GlaxoSmithKline have developed a vaccine that is nearly 100% effective against two strains of HPV (human papillomavirus, the virus that causes herpes, genital warts, and eventually cervical cancer in women)."

Catholic magazine apologizes for naked rear

"ROME (Reuters) - One of Italy's most popular magazines, the wholesome Famiglia Cristiana weekly, will apologize to its readers for printing an advertisement which showed a woman's naked bottom, the magazine said Tuesday.


The advert caused a storm as it was the first time the Catholic magazine, whose title means 'Christian Family,' had shown nudity, a common feature in many non-religious magazines in Italy in both advertising and editorial content.

'Modesty and chastity are important values for us and we are not giving them up,' editor Antonio Sciortino wrote in a message apologizing to readers to be published in the next issue which goes on sale Wednesday.

The advert, for a maker of ventilation machines, shows a naked bottom through a misty glass shower door. 'If you want to see clearly, call an electrician now,' reads the text.

Sciortino initially defended the magazine's decision to run the advert but backed down after complaints from readers."

Susie Bright's Journal : The Condom That Could

Susie Bright's Journal : The Condom That Could: "Common wisdom: Condoms, for all their necessity, inhibit men's sexual pleasure.

Common bullshit: Wearing a condom makes reaching orgasm impossible for men, and ruins sex. The reason is because the sheath stops men from having the intimate skin-to-skin contact which is imperative for pleasure.

More common bullshit: If you buy the condoms with ribs and dots and swizzles, your lady will really get off because your mighty sword is so fantastically tricked out.

The Honest-to-Dick Truth:

The main reason condoms screw up male pleasure is because— read this carefully:

'tight-fitting condoms bind the glans penis, resulting in restricted sensitivity and loss of stimulation during coitus.'"

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Anarchy in the UK on Ukelele

UKE CLUB

Japanese Sex Trends: Corpses, Clothes and Bloggers.

Erotic bloggers strip porn stars of hard-earned living - MSN-Mainichi Daily News: "'There's a production company that deals exclusively in supplying women to pose as naked corpses for dramas. The basic rate of pay is 8,000 yen for three hours work on a TV show. It pays a bit better if the show is on in the peak ratings period, but never more than 50,000 yen a day,' a TV production company insider tells Shukan Post. 'To make sure there's the maximum possible extent of realism, it's usually the sickly types who get the corpse work. There have even been some corpse models who've gone on to extremely successful modeling careers.'"

Party Hosted By Coach Leads To Child Porn

TheDenverChannel.com - News - Police: Party Hosted By Coach Leads To Child Porn

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -- A former coach at a Colorado Springs high school faces charges of hosting a sexually oriented party for teenagers that led to child pornography.

Marsha Ann Williams, 45, posted a $1,000 bond Saturday after her arrest last Friday. She is under investigation for contributing to the delinquency of minors, according to police.

Williams is a former coach at Mitchell High School.

About 10 girls between the ages of 14 and 16 attended the Jan. 21 part at Williams' Colorado Springs home, according to an arrest affidavit.

According to Detective Brian Steckler, Williams made sexual party favors, including penis-shaped suckers, and a cake shaped like male genitalia.

At least one of the teens used a camera cell phone to photograph some of the girls performing simulated sexual acts on the party favors, according to the affidavit.

Williams was a volunteer coach for Mitchell's spirit team at the time of the party and also worked as a crossing guard for Colorado Springs School District 11. She was suspended after the school district received complaints from parents. One of them found the photos on her daughter's cell phone and notified the school.

The principal of Mitchell recognized several other girls in the photos and notified police.

Police have been investigating since the party and the case has been turned over to the district attorney's office.

Porn Publisher Larry Flynt Wants Memphis Restaurant

Porn Publisher Larry Flynt Wants Memphis Restaurant: "MEMPHIS - Porn publisher Larry Flynt wants to add a restaurant chain to his empire and one of his first locations is slated for Memphis late next year.

The 'Hustler Bar & Grille' will be 'sexy and full of energy' according to Brad Saltzman, company president. Saltzman is just as quick to point-out there will be no pornography, nudity or adult toys in the restaurant. 'Just good food and impeccable service,' he said. Food-servers, known as 'Hustler Honeys,' will be scantily-clad, however.

Saltzman says a location near Beale Street downtown would be the ideal spot for 'Hustler Bar & Grille.' Renderings provided to News Channel 3 feature a restaurant with a bright red interior, contemporary lighting, lots of cherry wood and big screen television monitors. The menu features everything from steak to wood-fired pizzas.

The first restaurants are slated for Las Vegas, California and south Florida. "

'Holy Anus' stirs up unholy row

Cape Town - Well-known campaigner against homosexuality Dr Peet Botha has come under fire because a section in his latest book is entitled The Anus is Holy.

Botha is a well-known speaker on the unacceptability of homosexual acts and in his book, Die Sinode en Homoseks (the synod and homosex), he warns that the church should stick to its stance on homosexual behaviour.

Now a debate is raging on the Kerkbode website about a section of this book in which Botha - based on physiological reasons - argues that people's bodies are not suited to sex with someone of the same gender.

The section is entitled The Anus is Holy.

An influential theologian and Botha, himself, have already jumped into the fray on the Kerkbode's website, Kletskerk (church chat).

Not his own opinion

One participant said the title illustrated "in a comical manner, the anti-gay lobby's fixation, and even fascination, with the sexual act between two men", and another believes it shows that heterosexual men think homosexual relationships concern only sex.

Botha defended himself by saying that the sanctity of the anus was not his own opinion, but something he found in a quotation by the "pro-homosexual" writer Ralph Barnard.

The Anus is Holy comprised only two chapters of his book and he did not intend to be banal or flippant, but to show people that it was wrong if people said the holiness of the body justified homosexual acts.

The convener of the Dutch Reformed Church's task team on homosexuality,Dr André Bartlett, also spoke up and accused Botha of inaccurate research.

Botha said he had decided against taking part in the debate any longer because the level of argument had become too personal and superficial.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Cheerleaders Get it On in Bathroom Stall

Cheerleaders Had Sex in Bar, Witnesses Say - Yahoo! News

TAMPA, Fla. - Two
Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were charged after their arrest at a bar where witnesses told police the women had sex in a restroom.
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Renee Thomas, 20, of Pittsboro, N.C., and Angela Keathley, 26, of Belmont, N.C., were taken to Hillsborough County Jail early Sunday.

Witnesses said the women were having sex in a stall with each other, angering patrons waiting in line to get into the restroom at the club in the Channelside district.

Thomas was charged with battery Sunday after allegedly striking a bar patron when she was leaving the restroom, then landed in even more trouble after police said she gave officers a driver's license belonging to another Panthers cheerleader who was not in Tampa.

Thomas, who made the trip to Florida for Sunday's game between the Panthers and
Tampa Bay Buccaneers, was released from jail on $500 bail before police learned she was not the person she claimed to be.

Providing police with a false name is a misdemeanor. However, Thomas was charged Monday with giving a false name and causing harm to another — a third-degree felony punishable by probation or a jail term of 1 to 5 years, said police spokeswoman Laura McElroy.

Meanwhile, detectives are trying to determine how Thomas gained possession of the driver's license of the third cheerleader.

Keathley, charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, was released on $750 bail about an hour before the Panthers played the Bucs at Raymond James Stadium. The cheerleaders were not in town to perform at the game.

little. yellow. different.

little. yellow. different.: "(The scene: Ernie is walking up Castro Street with some friends. He's eating a chocolate chip cookie when two forsames* come up to me with a boutique beautiy store t-shirt. 'You look like you like free stuff, Asian boy,' they seem to say, hand me the shirt, and walk away.)
Ernie: Oooh, hey guys, I just got a free t-shirt!
Friend: Ugh, lucky bitch. The last time I got a free t-shirt I had to suck cock for it.

(Cut to Ernie, choking on said chocolate chip cookie)
Ernie: ...
Friend: What? We were at Power House, he was kinda cute. I went down on him. Turns out he worked for some DVD company and gave me a t-shirt afterwards.
Ernie: ...
Friend: ...
Ernie: Uhm.. what would you have done for a water bottle? A paperweight? How bout one of those lightweight rubber frisbees?
Friend: Oooh. Well, first, I would probably...
Ernie: Oh look! A booth that sells rainbow windchimes!"

Let your freak flag fly

newsobserver.com | Local & State

Someone placed a large black flag atop a communications tower on the grounds of the Shearon Harris Nuclear Plant in southwest Wake County last week, a Progress Energy official said Monday.

Plant security officers discovered the 5-foot by 8-foot flag during a patrol about 8 a.m. Friday, said Julie Hans, a spokeswoman for Progress Energy. The tower, which has phone and Internet connections for the plant, is nearly a mile from the secured area, which is protected with fences and security personnel.

The flag was hung about 75 feet up the 100-foot tower. The plant contacted law enforcement and the U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission.

"Our site security personnel are working with the Wake County sheriff’s department and the FBI on the investigation," Hans said. "There were no threats made. There was no note left. Just a black flag."

The tower is located on part of the 10,000-acre site that isn’t fenced. Still, there's a small fence immediately around the tower.

FBI Supervisory Special Agent Greg Baker said the agency was investigating. He said the plant was never threatened.

"It appears to have been a prank," said Ken Clark, a spokesman for the U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission in Atlanta, which was alerted to the incident. "The area is owner controlled and patrolled, but it is not fenced off and not vital to the defense of the plant."

Sheriff’s department spokewoman Phyllis Stephens said deputies took a report for damage to property because a fence around the tower had been cut. She said there was no investigation for trespassing because the tower was not in a secured area.

Hans said the trespasser lifted up the fence and climbed underneath it to get to the tower.

"We have security officers on site 24 hours a day, seven days a week whose job is to secure the protected area," Hans said. "It would not have been possible for these individual to access the protected area of the plant, nor is there any indication they did."

The black flag is the international flag of anarchy.

US Government Fights Agains True Religous Freedom

Unknown News

This tea is also known as Ayahuasca and Terrence Mckenna was a big fan.


An obscure religious sect today pleaded with the US Supreme Court
not to ban the import of hoasca, a hallucinogenic tea, from Brazil for sacred use in its rituals.

The nine Supreme Court justices must decide whether to side with the US Government, which argues the tea is harmful, could be diverted to recreational drug users and is barred by an international treaty.

Or they may hold that a 1993 US law on religious freedom means that the church, O Centro Espirita Beneficiente Uniao do Vegetal, (UDV) deserve an exception for the tea which believers feel brings them closer to God.

The church is an unusual mix of Christian and indigenous South American spiritual beliefs, and has around 130 members in the United States.

UDV rituals involve sipping hoasca tea, made from the roots of two indigenous Amazonian plants, in communion.

The case arose in 1999 when US customs officers intercepted a shipment of brewed hoasca liquid from Brazil.

136 liters was seized from the home of Jeffrey Bronfman, the head of the church's American chapter and a member of the famed Canadian whisky making business family.

The US Government argues that the tea should not be allowed into the United States because it is a health risk, it could be diverted to non religious users and it is barred by the 1971 Convention on Psychotropic Substances, designed to stem drug trafficking.

But lawyers for the UDV disputed that the treaty covers hoasca, argued the substance had never been passed to outsiders and said US religious laws meant the church should be allowed to use the tea.

Justice Antonin Scalia pointed out that Congress has the right to override a treaty through domestic law -- in this case, the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, enacted in 1999.

"Isn't it well established that statutes trump treaties?" he asked.

But Edwin Kneedler, the US deputy Solicitor General arguing for the Government, said that the United States could not simply opt out of the 1971 protocol, if it wanted other states to crack down on drugs trafficking.

"I believe that complying with an international convention designed to prohibit the trafficking in drugs is in itself a compelling interest," he said.

Jesus Juice

Blasphemy In A Bottle - November 7, 2005: "NOVEMBER 7--In a full-bodied blend of blasphemy and ingenuity, a Los Angeles couple is seeking to market a wine called 'Jesus Juice' that bears a label showing a Michael Jackson-like figure appearing to be crucified. 'Jesus Juice' merlot, the label for which you'll find below, is the brainchild of actress Dawn Westlake and Bruce Rheins, a veteran CBS Evening News producer who headed the network's coverage of the Jackson child molestation case. Westlake and Rheins filed to trademark the 'Jesus Juice' name in January 2004, two months after the entertainer was arrested and days after news outlets first reported that Jackson used the term 'Jesus Juice' when referring to wine he allegedly gave minors. On October 1, Westlake and Rheins provided USPTO officials--who are still reviewing the trademark application--with a copy of the proposed 'Jesus Juice' logo, which features a photo of a barely clad man with a sequined glove, shiny loafers, stringy hair, and a black fedora that obscures his face. While carrying the name 'Rheins-Westlake Winery,' it appears that the wannabe winemakers's merlot production has, so far, been rather limited. In fact, two Westlake web sites seek a partner (preferably 'a vintner with a sense of humor, but a seriously good line of wines') or someone to purchase the 'Jesus Juice' trademark rights. (4 pages)"

Sunday, November 06, 2005

A History of the Flu Pandemic

Bubonic Plague

The Bubonic Plague.

Just mention the name and you will send shivers down the spine of many people.

There is no doubt that this disease was deadly. Deadly and gruesome to watch.

The death rate was 90% for those exposed to the bacterium. It was transmitted by the fleas from infected Old English black rats. The symptoms were clear: swollen lymph nodes (buboes, hence the name), high fever, and delirium. In the worst case, the lungs became infected and the pneumonic form was spread from person to person by coughing, sneezing, or simply talking.

From the time of infection to death was less than one week.

There were three major epidemics - in the 6th, 14th, and 17th centuries.

The death toll was 137 million victims.

As a result, the plague is considered to be the worst epidemic of all time, but it wasn't (not that we are downplaying the severity of the plague).

At its worst, the bubonic plague killed 2 million victims a year.

This is certainly a bad situation, but there is one that is worse.

The pandemic (an epidemic that is spread worldwide) that killed at least 25 million people in one year.

A disease that is largely forgotten.

A disease that occurred in the 20th century!

I know what you're thinking - AID's, Syphilis, or the dreaded Ebola.

All are wrong.

It was the influenza of 1918-1919, right after World War I (the war killed 9 million men in 4 years)

This was no minor disease - everyone on the planet was at risk.

And it was started right here in the good old U. S. of A.

In one year, nearly twenty million cases were reported in the United States, accounting for almost one million deaths.

The cause is still unknown, but is believed to have been a mutated swine virus.

It all started on the morning of March 11, 1918 at Camp Funston, Kansas.

A company cook named Albert Mitchell reported to the infirmary with typical flu-like symptoms - a low-grade fever, mild sore throat, slight headache, and muscle aches. Bed rest was recommended.

By noon, 107 soldiers were sick.

Within two days, 522 people were sick. Many were gravely ill with severe pneumonia.

Then reports started coming in from other military bases around the country.

Thousands of sailors docked off the East Coast were sick.

Within a week, the influenza was hitting isolated places, such as the island of Alcatraz.

Whatever the cause, it was clearly airborne.

Within seven days, every state in the Union had been infected.

Then it spread across the Atlantic.

By April, French troops and civilians were infected.

By mid-April, the disease had spread to China and Japan.

By May, the virus was spread throughout Africa and South America.

The actual killer was the pneumonia that accompanied the infection.

In Philadelphia, 158 out of every 1000 people died. 148 out of 1000 in Baltimore. 109 out of 1000 in Washington, D. C..

The good news (if there was any) was that the disease peaked within two to three weeks after showing up in a given city. It left as quickly as it arrived.

The United States death toll was a total of 850,000 people, making it an area of the world that was least devastated by this virus.

Sixty percent of the Eskimo population was wiped out in Nome, Alaska.

80-90% of the Samoan population was infected, many of the survivors dying from starvation (they lacked the energy to feed themselves).

Luxury ocean liners from Europe would arrive in New York with 7% less passengers than they embarked with. The confined area of the ship was especially conducive to the spread of the disease.

In the end, 25 million people had died. Some estimates put the number as high as 37 million.

Eighteen months after the disease appeared, the flu bug vanished and has never shown up again.

So what happened?

Until recently, no one was really sure. In March of 1997, the news broke that researchers at the Armed Forces Institute of Pathology in Washington, D. C. had isolated genetic material from the virus.

This was no easy task. The living virus is no longer around. It turns out that while conducting autopsies in 1918, Army doctors had preserved some specimens in formaldehyde. One of these jars contained the lungs of a 21 year old soldier that died on September 26, 1918.

Bingo!

The researchers spent nearly two years extracting just seven percent of the genetic code, but the evidence gathered has provided a great wealth of information.

It appears that the virus passed from birds to pigs and then to humans. These are the deadliest of all viruses. The viruses tend to remain stable in the birds, but occassionally they infect pigs. Of course, the pig immune system kicks into action and the virus is forced to mutate to survive. Both the Asian flu (1957) and the Hong Kong flu (1968), which were not as deadly, mutated from pig viruses.

The scary part is that it could happen again - and we're not prepared for it.

FRENCH RIOTS

Some news about the riots in France.

The violence began last week when two teenagers, of African and Arab origins, were electrocuted while hiding in an electrical sub-station after fleeing a police identity check. Police claim not to have been chasing the teens.

This one is interesting, but doesn't really seem to say much about the riots.

(1) FRENCH RIOTS AID GLOBAL RIGHTS DRAIN?: "In the United States, Internet video evidence suggests that if a big plane slammed into the Pentagon it was either vaporized or buried - because it's not there. The official explanation that a large passenger plane did hit the building does not seem very credible - nor do other parts of the government's story. In Indonesia, as FMNN has written, the former president of that country has stated that he believes the nightclub bombing on Bali was an operation carried out by Indonesian intelligence authorities with the Western aid. In England, the media - between fitful gusts of censorship - has reported that London tube terror bombings were possibly supervised by a Middle Eastern terror fanatic who also happens to be a British, and perhaps American 'intelligence asset.' "

Something from the Chinese rag, People's Daily Online, so take it with a grain of salt.

People's Daily Online -- 1,300 vehicles torched during French riots

"Authorities now say the rolling nightly riots are being organized via the Internet and mobile phones, and have pointed the finger at drug traffickers and Muslim militants. Overnight, police made 349 arrests. The number of incidents in the Paris region was similar to the night before, but in the provinces it was up sharply."

It would seem there is no end in sight. They will probably burn themselves out like most riots do.

Kirsten Dunst Nipple Slip

Kirsten Dunst Gallery



I know this is an old one, but I happened to see her on tv tonight so I thought I'd put this up.

Five Dollar Gas


You won't mind paying a lot at this station.

A Decent Republican

Ralph Steadman -|- R A L P H

High school trend: sex at school

MANASSAS, Va., Nov. 6 (UPI) -- A recent high school trend coming to light in the Washington, D.C.-area -- students having sex in the school -- isn't that uncommon, a report suggests.

Eight students at Osbourn High School in Manassas, Va., were suspended after being caught involved in an oral-sex orgy in the school's auditorium in September, The Washington Post said Sunday.

Nearly a dozen students in the area have been suspended or disciplined for sexual activity on school grounds over the past year, like in the gymnasium, bathrooms and parking lots.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reports nearly half of 15 to 19-year-olds have had sex and more than that oral sex.

Some, like Jessica Miller, a graduate of T.C. Williams High School in Alexandria, Va., chalk it up to opportunity in a secluded, dark place at school as opposed to the lack of places at home.

Others, like Ihsan Musawwir, a graduate of Dunbar Senior High School in Washington, D.C., attribute it to the thrill of possibly getting caught.

He also said young people see it on TV and think they can do it without getting caught.

What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex

What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex: "Ever since the movie of the book Fellowship of the Ring came out, there seem to be two popular ideas about Elves' sex lives. Either they are radiantly asexual, or they are all screwing each other madly, along with any dwarves, hobbits, and men who happen along. Whichever you prefer is usually based on how attractive you think Orlando Bloom is. Tolkien's history of Middle-Earth provides us with some information about elvish sex lives. I collected these originally as a fic-writing reference. "

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Separated at Birth?




What's up with that?

Strippers Busted for DUI Video

This is pretty funny. At one point during the arrest they take off all their clothes to run naked through some sprinklers.

Friday, November 04, 2005

87 & Still Banging

This is, probably, the most disturbing thing I have ever seen. 87 & Still Banging .

The Naked Sushi Story

'Body sushi' uses woman as buffet table: "The 'body sushi' special at Kizoku Sushi and Lounge isn't special so much for the fish as for the platter it is served on: a semi-nude woman."


"Model" Kandy Kane went on to say, "It's like wearing a leaf bikini...with, like, dead fish on it, you know? Like little dead fish haning from a tasseled bikini made of leaves. Then rich guys pay a lot of money to eat the dead fish bikini. But, like, hey I'm really doing it as art." The young art student/model/performer, said.


About every two years a sort of craze will seize the attention of the medai: Nude Sushi. Its as if one journalist will suddenly "discover" that some Japanese restaurants are having strippers lie down on tables covered in dead fish. This somehow blows everyone's mind to such an extent that other restaurants in nearby cities also do it. Then cameras and reporters descend upon that restaurant to take more pictures. Then some church becomes outraged. A breif controversy ensues across the mediasphere. Everyone becomes outraged, or titilated, depending on their disposition. Nakes Sushi has everyone talking. For about 2 weeks.

Then everyone forgets for about 2 years, when it starts all over again. I first saw this meme in some movie with Brandon Lee in it, in about 1989. In 1968 Rolling Stone probably had a story about it.

The story comes along as if it were new. Reaches a peak, and then disappears. Like a wave.

Jessica Alba Rents Porn Movies

Spotlighting News - Jessica Alba Rents Porn Movies: "Actress Jessica Alba has been spotted last week renting pornographic movies from Red Hot Video in Hollywood, according to the American tabloid, 'The National Enquirer.'

Enquirer is reporting: 'Male browsers at Hollywood's Red Hot Video store did a disbelieving double-take, says a source, when sexy Fantastic Four hottie Jessica Alba sashayed in and headed straight for the kinky korner, where she made these selections: Fetish Factor 2, Neo Pornographia, Latex... and a spanking video titled Fetish Island!'

Jessica Marie Alba, born April 28, 1981 is known for her roles in movies such as 'Idle Hands', and her starring role in the TV series 'Dark Angel'.

She got her first starring movie role in 'Honey', and went on to appear in prominent roles in 'Sin City', 'Fantastic Four', 'Into the Blue' and 'Never Been Kissed'."

Bird Flu Conspiracy

The republican bird flu conspiracy, explained by cartoons. Also here.That should make it easy even for the Bush supporters to understand.

WFTV.com - News Of The Strange - Officer Reprimanded For Forcing Cuffed Woman To Walk With Breast Exposed

WFTV.com - News Of The Strange - Officer Reprimanded For Forcing Cuffed Woman To Walk With Breast Exposed: "JACKSONVILLE BEACH, Fla. -- A police officer has been reprimanded for forcing a handcuffed woman to walk from a patrol car to a holding cell with her breast exposed.


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Investigators said Officer Anthony Dziedzicki violated the 26-year-old woman's privacy and used poor judgment in not taking prompt action to help Crystal Lee Bange fix her dress, which fell down at the arrest scene of her drunken driving arrest as she sat in the patrol car.

According to a transcript from a police recording of the woman's Aug. 23 arrest, the Jacksonville woman asked for permission to pull up her falling dress at least 24 minutes before the officer got her to the station, where he said a female officer would help her.


'I don't care about a female officer. Can somebody please pull my dress up?' said the recording made while she sat in the back seat of the patrol car.

He also lied about an accident he was in with his police car. Bad cops like this should be immediately fired.

Whiny Actresses Decide They Never Want to Work Again

Guardian Unlimited Film | News | Director's erotic auditions 'were sexual assault': "An acclaimed French film director credited with discovering Vanessa Paradis appeared in a Paris court yesterday accused by four young actresses of forcing them to masturbate as part of their screen tests.

Jean-Claude Brisseau denies the charges of sexual harassment and sexual assault, insisting in newspaper interviews that the 'erotic auditions', held between 1996 and 2001 for his 2002 feature Choses Secrtes, were justified artistically and 'indispensable' to his work.

Mr Brisseau, 61, who cast a teenage Paradis, who is married to Johnny Depp, in his 1989 film Noce Blanche, has twice won awards at Cannes and been nominated for the prestigious Golden Bear at the Berlin film festival."

Karl Rove is Gay

Janeane Garofalo: "The only interesting thing about Karl Rove, in my opinion, is that he is, I believe, gay or bi. I find that to be the only likeable thing about him. I think that Karl Rove should be outed as gay only because if their fundamentalist evangelical right-wing backers (I know that a lot of progressives are evangelical, I'm just talking about the conservative fundamentalists) knew that one of their masters, Karl Rove, is in fact gay -- and there's absolutely no crime in that -- I think that might shake their fundamentalist evangelical base. That might be helpful in stopping people from voting against their best interests."

Apparently everyone knows that Karl Rove is gay but me. As usual.

Peyote is Good For You

Guardian Unlimited | World Latest | Peyote Not Harmful to American Indians: "BOSTON (AP) - A study of the effects of peyote on American Indians found no evidence that the hallucinogenic cactus caused brain damage or psychological problems among people who used it frequently in religious ceremonies.

In fact, researchers from Harvard-affiliated McLean Hospital found that members of the Native American Church performed better on some psychological tests than other Navajos who did not regularly use peyote.

A 1994 federal law allows roughly 300,000 members of the Native American Church to use peyote as a religious sacrament. The five-year study set out to find scientific proof for the Navajos' belief that the substance, which contains the hallucinogen mescaline, is not hazardous to their health even when used frequently.

The study was conducted among Navajos in the Southwest by McLean psychiatrist John Halpern. It compared test results for 60 church members who have used peyote at least 100 times against those for 79 Navajos who do not regularly use peyote and 36 tribe members with a history of alcohol abuse but minimal peyote use."

Japanese Girls Selling Spit

Japundit » Liquid assets: "At times the level of innovation among the hardcore perverts in Japan can be truly amazing.

A recent investigative report in the weekly magazine Aera reveals that young high school girls are picking up some extra spending money by selling their saliva.

Shibuya girls According to the story, the reporter when to a shop where you can purchase the underwear (8,000 yen), urine (11,000 yen), or saliva (12,000 yen) of the girl of your choice.

[I was] led to a one-way mirror, behind which I see six girls in a room, watching TV. They are talking loudly and laughing.

I indicate my choice–a relatively quiet girl with black hair. She is dressed in a school uniform consisting of a pink blouse with a ribbon tie and a plaid skirt.

I am led into a small room, about the size of one tatami mat. A moment later a door opens and the girl appears. She says hello and sits down.

In her hands she holds a bottle about 5 centimeters tall. Into this she spits and spits repeatedly, her cheeks swelling and deflating, swelling and deflating. It takes her 10 minutes to fill the bottle. Throughout, she is the very model of detached aloofness, her gaze distant, her expression blank.

“Thank you,” she says, politely but indifferently, as she gets up to leave.
"

Thursday, November 03, 2005

ARTICLE: Looking for action? Move out of the Bible Belt (Associated Press - HamptonRoads.com/PilotOnline.com)

ARTICLE: Looking for action? Move out of the Bible Belt (Associated Press - HamptonRoads.com/PilotOnline.com)

NEW YORK (AP) _ Single? Looking for some ... action? To the Emerald City, as fast as lightning!

You're most likely to hook up living in Seattle, and you're probably not getting any if you're living in the Bible Belt, a new survey suggests.

click here Sperling's Best Places used 33 different criteria, like male-to-female ratio, number of lingerie stores, the divorce rate (more divorcees means more booty), dog parks, coffee shops and tanning salons to rank the top cities for hooking up. Greenville, S.C. bottomed out the list.

And what exactly is ''hooking up?'' According to the survey, it depends who you ask. Of the 535 18-to-24 year olds polled, nearly 39 percent said hooking up was just kissing, while 29 percent said hooking up was having sex.

Hampton Roads' survey: Define hooking up and rate our cities.



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Either way, apparently women don't need to work too hard for it: More than three times more men than women said they'd hook up with someone after knowing them only five minutes. Nearly 19 percent of the women said they'd hooked up more than 13 times in the past month, compared to 15 percent of men. Maybe they're kissing each other?

Not to say the world's youth are a bunch of sex-obsessed hooligans. In fact, some are downright prude: nearly 30 percent said they could count on one hand the number of people they've hooked up with in their life. (If this had been an actual survey of public opinion about a serious issue of social importance, you would care that the margin of error was 2.5 percent.)

Sex columnist Anna says the poll, conducted by CyberPulse for Axe Body Spray, doesn't promote promiscuity; it's all in good fun.

''Hooking up can mean anything under the sun,'' she said. ''We're certainly not saying everyone should go out and have sex right now.''

Hm. Maybe Axe should rethink its ad campaign, then.

Alyson Hannigan sex tape?

Alyson Hannigan sex tape? (American Pie bandcamp) - alyson_hannigan.wmv

Well, some say this is an Alyson Hannigan (Willow on Buffy) sex video.

I really doubt it. You can compare, here.

Also, this has apparently been floating around the web for over a year. It seems to have made a resurrgence.

Super glue on the Dick

Super glue assault spawns civil suit

"Male bonding" is taking on new meaning in Westmoreland County this week, where a Murrysville woman is on trial for using Super Glue to stick it to her ex-boyfriend.

Court papers say Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh and Gail O'Toole of Murrysville dated through most of 1999, but the couple broke up just before Christmas.

Mr. Slaby found another love interest, but Ms. O'Toole continued to phone, the lawsuit says. The pair resumed dating in early May 2000.

The evening of May 7 Mr. Slaby took a nap at Ms. O'Toole's home.

He woke "to a strong burning sensation" in his genital area and found red and blue nail polish poured in his hair, the suit says. Glue had been used on his private parts and an unflattering comment had been painted in nail polish on his back.

The suit says Ms. O'Toole took away the man's keys and clothing and told him she'd planned the attack since their breakup months earlier.

Mr. Slaby walked about a mile to a Sheetz convenience store, where he met a Murrysville police officer. He was taken to Forbes Regional Hospital for treatment.

In June 2000 Ms. O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.

Mr. Slaby filed the civil suit the following September, alleging battery, assault, and intentional infliction of emotional distress. Mr. Slaby wants at least $30,000 in damages for each of the three counts. Opening arguments are expected today before Judge Gary Caruso.

320 people arrested for sorcery

PORT MORESBY (Reuters) - Police in Papua New Guinea have arrested 320 people for practicing sorcery and religious cults, the National newspaper reported Thursday.


Belief in sorcery is widespread in this jungle-clad, mountainous South Pacific island nation where some villages only encountered Western civilization in the 1930s.

Police raided three villages Monday near the city of Lae on the north coast and arrested leaders of a "cargo cult" and their followers, the newspaper said. Those arrested were aged between 20 and 70.

Cargo cults believe that Western goods or cargo, first encountered through missionaries and explorers, are created by ancestral spirits. They have been known to build airstrips in the jungles in the belief that planes would land with cargo.

One group led by two women used menstrual blood as "sacred water" to enable them to see "invisible things," said the newspaper in the capital, Port Moresby.

One of the female cult leaders, Malamba Kifea, said the sorcery improved the livelihood of the people in Kasin village, a remote settlement some eight hours walk from the main highway.

"We read the Bible and in the book of Leviticus, we found strange teachings about women and their monthly period," Kifea told The National.

"We were not sure and did not consult our pastor but kept the secret to ourselves after having revelations and seeing cargo and money being given to us."

Another group in Sadau village used skeletons from ancestors to summon "supernatural powers" to predict the future and bring prosperity.

"We can invoke blessings for protection, hunting, luck and to increase wealth," said elderly cult leader Erbu Kuriong.

Kuriong said the sorcerers charged for their fortune telling, with the proceeds used to build a home for the group.

About 80 percent of PNG's 5.4 million population ekes out subsistence lives in villages.

Strip Club Owner Weighs Offer From Church

PAINESVILLE, Ohio - The owner of a strip club says he's considering a six-figure offer from a church to buy and shut down the location.


Bill Martin, owner of the Just Teazin club in Painesville Township, 25 miles northeast of Cleveland, declined Thursday to identify the church or when he might decide whether to accept the unsolicited offer.

His club has been the target of protesters who object to it operating in the community.

Martin said it was a legitimate business protected by the Constitution. "I'm a strong believer in the U.S. Constitution. Until we become more like the Taliban, I don't see why people have a problem with upholding the Constitution," he said.

Martin said the Union Congregational Church bought a former club of his in the township. The building was bought in 1996 for $36,000 and became a recreation center and eventually was sold for use as a homeless shelter, the Rev. Roderick Coffee said.

Union Congregational isn't the church seeking to buy Just Teazin, Martin and Coffee said. Martin said he didn't know if he would open another club if Just Teazin was sold.

Township Trustee Jeanette Crislip said strip clubs bring problems to a community and Trustee James S. Falvey said he hoped the club would be sold and shut down. The township's legal attempt to close the club failed.

Ugly Porn

Have you ever wondered why porn sites have such ugly models? I have. All the big sites, the sites with lots of pics and movies, all have really plain girls. I think most of them are actually hookers. But these are the sites I, and most other porn sites, promote. Your more likely to see these ugly chicks.

There are good looking models out there. The problem is that they are small sites. Little sites with maybe 1 to 10 girls. These sites almost always use ccbill for their affiliate programs, and ccbill sucks. It's hard to login to the system, because not only do you have to have a username and password you need an account number. Every time you sign up with a different little site you get a different number, then that number is merged with the other numbers you have. I can never remember the numbers.

Also, the little sites with the hot girls only pay a little. Usually around 15 bucks a signup. The big sites usually pay $35, at least. The little sites have bad conversion rates. If I send a big site 500 hits I usually make one sale. I send the little sites that many and never make a sale at all.

So that's why all the free porn has ugly chicks.

Gay Americans favour hybrid electric vehicles

Gay Americans favour hybrid electric vehicles | The Register: "It's a little-known fact, but US gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender consumers buy cars. What's more, they show a penchant for the luxury end of the market and are 'significantly more interested in hybrid electric vehicles than their non-gay counterparts'.

That's according to a study by Harris Interactive which has managed to pull this latter factoid from a survey which actually proves nothing more than homosexuals, bisexuals and transsexuals have jobs, tastes and money with which to indulge them.
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Indeed, Harris reckons this demographic - abbreviated to GLBT - represents more than $600bn in buying clout and as a consequence has become a significant target for US automotive manufacturers. Harris declares: 'Nearly three-quarters (72%) of GLBT consumers indicate they are more likely to consider purchasing a vehicle from a manufacturer that has specifically targeted automotive advertising to the GLBT community.'

Apparently, Volkswagen, Subaru, Volvo and BMW are seen as the firms that 'extend the greatest outreach to the GLBT community through their marketing communications'. The said manufacturers have apparently tempted the GLBT buyer with an increased use of online and viral marketing because 'this group relies heavily on both the internet (62%) and 'word-of-mouth' (45%) advice when deciding which vehicle to pur"

Boing Boing: Wall of boobs helps men remember SO's bra-size

Boing Boing: Wall of boobs helps men remember SO's bra-size: "Wall of boobs helps men remember SO's bra-size
A Dutch designer has come up with an ingenious way to help goofy, bra-shopping men accurately report on their significant others' boob-size -- by giving them a wall of variously-sized boobs to squeeze until they find a pair that seems about right:

'When trying to buy a sexy bra for their wife or girlfriend, usually they point to other women in the shop or, when asked about size, they say a 'handful'.'

The wall consists of rows of silicon breasts in all sizes. By look and touch, male shoppers can work out the right size, she says."

Fucking Fossils

Scientists Find Fossils in Sexual Union - Yahoo! News: "LUCKNOW, India - This was no one-night stand. Scientists in India say they have discovered two fossils fused together in sexual union for 65 million years.


The findings were published in the October edition of the Indian journal 'Current Science,' which said it was the first time that sexual copulation had been discovered in a fossil state, according to the Press Trust of India news agency.

But voyeurs will need a microscope to view the eternal lovers.

The fossils are tiny swarm cells, a stage in the development of the fungus myxomycetes, also known as slime molds.

The cells reproduce by 'fusing,' Ranjeet Kar of the Birbal Sahni Institute of Palaeobotany in Lucknow reportedly told PTI. Once the cells fuse, long, threadlike appendages known as flagella, are lost, he said.

Finding the fossils in a fused position and with their flagella shed, is evidence that the two cells were having sex, Kar said.

'The sexual organs being delicate and the time of conjugation short lived, it is indeed rare to get this stage in the fossil state,' the study said.

The cells were discovered in a 30-foot deep dry well in the state of Madhya Pradesh."

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Guba Makes the Jump to iPod Porn

LONDON (Reuters) - It may not be quite what Steve Jobs had in mind, but an online search engine called
Guba
is set to offer vast amounts of pornography and other video files, specifically tailored for Apple's new iPods.


Guba
is a subscription-only search engine that culls video files from the Usenet newsgroups, a huge repository of online content -- much of it adult, pirated, or both.

Beginning this month,
Guba
will convert video files from Usenet into the format used by the iPod, known as H.264. Apple Chief Executive Steve Jobs launched the video-enabled iPod last month along with deals to sell downloadable music videos and TV shows.

Although
Guba
offers up a wide variety of video, from the satirical news program "The Daily Show" to Japanese animation, its "erotica" section is likely to be the biggest draw.

"We can kid ourselves, but in the end it's probably porn that people want," said
Guba
Chief Executive Thomas McInerney. He noted that the site offers a "safe mode" to filter out adult content.

Usenet predates the World Wide Web by more than a decade, and it has developed alongside more mainstream file-sharing networks like Kazaa and BitTorrent.

Guba specifically searches through Usenet's multimedia content, which is not indexed by popular search engines such as Yahoo or Google. It also converts video into standard formats, and lets users stream small versions from its Web site.

At a time when movie studios are hyper-vigilant about online piracy,
Guba
's easily accessible videos could raise hackles among Hollywood's content owners.


Guba
counters that it will strictly abide by the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, which requires search engines to take down any content upon request of the copyright holder. It has also blocked access to music files and videos longer than 70 minutes.

McInerney said
Guba
is blocking MP3 music files "because there has been so much litigation about music, and the RIAA (Recording Industry of America) has been so aggressive about it." However,
Guba
does offer TV files, because "the TV guys seem to understand the Internet ... they seem to be the next industry after music to go online," McInerney said.

A search of
Guba
revealed a wide range of TV shows, including Disney's "Lost" and "Desperate Housewives," which are both sold online at Apple's iTunes Music Store.

McInerney said that
Guba
, which charges $14.95 per month, is profitable and has about 15 employees.

"What we'd really like to do, and what we'll need to do, is partner with a large content company," he said. "They're getting wise to the Internet, and they're understanding that they can't litigate it away."

Daily Kos: Alito Believes in Strip-Searching Ten Year Old Girls

Daily Kos: Alito Believes in Strip-Searching Ten Year Old Girls [UPDATED]: "ALITO SUPPORTS UNAUTHORIZED STRIP SEARCHES: In Doe v. Groody, Alito agued that police officers had not violated constitutional rights when they strip searched a mother and her ten-year-old daughter while carrying out a search warrant that authorized only the search of a man and his home. [Doe v. Groody, 2004]"

Sex Weblogs in the Yahoo! Directory

Sex Weblogs in the Yahoo! Directory

I started this blog in 2002. At the time I thought I was the only sexblog. Then fleshbot came along and ripped me off;) Well, the concept was out there, I just had it before they did. They have more backing, though. I suspect they aren't making as much off that site as they are off gawker, though. The guys at fleshbot were nice to me when they started. Although they have dropped my link from their site, which is uncool.

But, anyway, I ramble. The point of this was that all the sexblogs keep disappearing. They come along. They ask me to link to them. I usually do. Then they update for awhile, a few months, a year, and then they disappear. Usually without any reason. The site is usually still there, but not updated for a year or so.

I was looking through the yahoo sexblog list and thinking about that.

I would like to start some sort of Sexblog Union...something so we can link to each other and share stories, but I can't find any sexblogs that are still active, other than fleshbot.

So if you have a sexblog and want me to link to you then email me. nyx@sxxxy.org.

More Miss Afganistan




MIss Afghanistan Sutara Bahrami shows her form during the 'Swimsuit competition' as she joins other contestants for the title of Miss Earth 2005 in suburban Manila, Philippines, on Sunday Oct. 23, 2005. Bahrami was the second Afghan candidate to join the contest. The first Afghan contestant was condemned in her conservative homeland after appearing in a bikini when she joined in 2003. Miss Earth 2005 was given to Alexandra Braun Waldeck from Venezuela. The event is a privately-organized annual beauty contest that aims to promote public awareness of environmental protection issues and promote tourism. (AP Photo/Aaron Favila)

Do my laundry, get a blowjob - w4m

Do my laundry, get a blowjob - w4m: "Come to my place (near Shattuck & Virginia) and do my laundry....

When everything is washed, folded and put away, I'll give you a blowjob. I give great blow jobs (You can ask one of my exes); they're toe-curlers.
"

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Halfbakery: Ecstasy Hosts

Halfbakery: Ecstasy Hosts: "Spike the standard wafers handed out in church with the designer drug Ecstasy!

What better way to encourage our young people to rejoice and spread love throughout the community. Peace be with YOU!

For an extra charismatic experience, offer an Acid Pancake Breakfast after the service -- the combination is heavenly!

You'll never look at Sunday the same way."

Springfield Is For Gay Lovers Of Marriage.com

SpringfieldIsForGayLoversOfMarriage.com

Won't she go to Moslem hell for being dressed like that?



Miss Afghanistan Sutara Bahrami (L), a candidate of the annual Miss Earth pageant, blows a kiss to photographers during a poolside press presentation in Manila October 5, 2005. Eighty candidates from countries across the globe are vying for the title, which the beauty pageant organizers said the winners will promote awareness on conservation and environment.

Wartime "sluts" caused diplomatic waves

LONDON (Reuters) - London's "young sluts" wreaked such havoc among U.S. troops during World War Two that the British government feared Anglo-American relations would suffer, files released Tuesday showed.


Thousands of prostitutes and "good-time girls" were drawn to Piccadilly Circus and Leicester Square in search of young American men in uniform.

They took advantage of blackouts, which plunged London into darkness during Nazi night air attacks, to evade the police.

The government was so concerned by the problem that it asked the Metropolitan Police to write a report on it in 1942.

The report described how prostitutes working in upmarket Mayfair tended to be French and caused few problems while those around Piccadilly Circus were "a lower type of prostitute, quite indiscriminate in their choice of client."

By early 1943, with thousands of U.S. soldiers pouring in to Britain ahead of the allied invasion of Europe, the Foreign Office was growing increasingly worried.

"Our attention has been drawn to the scale on which the American troops are subjected to accosting by prostitutes and we are beginning to be apprehensive about the long-term effect it may have on Anglo-American relations," Junior Foreign Office Minister Richard Law wrote in a letter to the police.

"If American soldiers contract venereal disease while in this country, they and their relatives in the United States will not think kindly of us after the war."

The government organized a conference to address the issue and mulled a ban on women in certain notorious London streets, according to the police files, which have been secret for 50 years but have now been released by the National Archive.

Britain was worried the Nazis would use the issue to undermine morale by goading British soldiers into believing their wives were cheating on them.

Admiral Sir Edward Evans, head of London's Civil Defense unit, wrote to the police in September 1943 to complain that "Leicester Square at night is the resort of the worst type of women and girls..."

"Of course the American soldiers are encouraged by these young sluts, many of whom should be serving in the forces," he fumed. "At night the square, with its garden, is apparently given over to vicious debauchery."

The police and many government officials played down the issue, saying it was nothing new.

One old-timer at the Home Office recalled the streets and brothels of Paris during World War One.

"London at the moment is by comparison a Sunday school," he wrote.

Raped Pakistani Woman Brings Fight to U.S.

Raped Pakistani Woman Brings Fight to U.S. - Yahoo! News: "WASHINGTON - In a quiet voice — almost a whisper — Mukhtar Mai spoke of her fight against a system back home in Pakistan that allowed a tribal council to deem it acceptable that four men could rape her to avenge their honor after her brother allegedly had sex with a woman above his class.


'I am fighting a fight against oppression, where women and the poor are oppressed ... by feudal lords,' she said Monday night through an interpreter, reading from a prepared statement and addressing a group of human rights activists. 'They have power and money, and all I have is you and your support. God willing, truth will have victory.'"

Christian Slater Falls Off Paris Hilton's Roof

Christian Slater's Roof Goof - Yahoo! News: "Christian Slater is no stranger to falling from grace. Falling from rooftops, on the other hand, is something new for the hard-partying actor.


Over the weekend, Slater apparently took a tumble off the roof of the West Hollywood home of
Paris Hilton's neighbor while attending a party thrown by the hotel heiress.

At the time of his fall, the True Romance star was said to be peering over the edge of the roof to peek at some of Hilton's neighbors who were complaining about the noise generated by the bash.

He fell one story and landed in some bushes and escaped relatively unscathed--except for, we presume, a wounded sense of pride."

Crack-crazed squirrels terrorise South London

Stop us if you've heard this one: crack-addicted squirrels are terrorising Brixton in Sarf London in a desperate search for a fix, eschewing their traditional nuts and digging up residents' front gardens in what appears to be a credible zoological threat to the Yardies' hard-drug hegemony.

Yup, crack dealers and addicts have apparently taken to burying their stashes in people's gardens in the streets around the centre of Brixton after a police clampdown drove them from the thriving commercial heart of the popular London district. Locals have spotted squirrels digging in the same gardens, prompting speculation that they are already addicted to rocks and will in due course take up semi-automatic weapons and launch a violent challenge for the whole trade in illicit narcotics, as is the local custom.
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One fearful resident, who asked not to be named, told Life Style Extra: "I was chatting with my neighbour who told me that crack users and dealers sometimes use my front garden to hide bits of their stash. An hour earlier I'd seen a squirrel wandering round the garden, digging in the flowerbeds. It looked like it knew what it was looking for. It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot but it kept on desperately digging. It was almost as if it was trying to find hidden crack rocks."

The RSPCA said it had no reports of the "Brixton Crack Squirrel", but did not completely dismiss the idea. A spokeswoman said: "We have not had any dealers reporting the theft of their stash by squirrels but the animal is attracted by smell and if it detects something it likes it will dig it up. If a squirrel did open a bag of crack and start consuming it there is no doubt it would die pretty quickly. I suspect that nobody has reported it because they are a wild animal and when they are found dead no-one cares."

That's right - just another junkie off the streets, permanently.

But hold a minute: this fearful tale bears an uncanny resemblance to reports knocking about on the internet of similar cocaine-fuelled squirrels menacing New York and Washington DC. Urban myth or chilling portent? After all, it's a small step from crack squirrels to flocks of PCP-demented pigeons descending Hitchcock-style on the World's major centres of population. Consider yourselves warned.

Bush Calls for $7.1 Billion to Prepare for Bird Flu Threat - New York Times

Bush Calls for $7.1 Billion to Prepare for Bird Flu Threat - New York Times: "The administration is seeking to have enough antiviral medication stockpiled for about 20 million people."

United States — Population: 295,734,134.

So, you just gonna get your buddies vaccinated? Or just all the people who voted for your dumb ass?

I'm making a big change in content because I'm just about sick of this shit and the revolution starts now.

Scooter Libby, VP Assistant and Novelist

The New Yorker: The Talk of the Town: "At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest. "

Just something written by the little right wingnut Scooter. Isn't it so adorable?

If I wrote that they'd make me register as a sex offender. Funny how the rules don't seem to apply to the republicans.

Catholics Hate Lesbians, Fashion

JS Online: American Girl's gifts to agency lead school to scrap show: "A Catholic school in Waukesha County is the first non-profit group in the nation to cancel a coveted American Girl Fashion Show amid concerns that the Wisconsin-based doll company behind the show gives money to a national girls organization that presents abortion, contraception and a lesbian sexual orientation as acceptable.


News of the decision by parent volunteers and the pastor at St. Luke School in Brookfield is being reported in bulletins at Masses this weekend.

'It seemed like a match made in heaven; a motivated Catholic school and an all-American icon,' Father Frank Malloy, the pastor, says in his printed explanation. 'We seemed poised to raise enough funds for a new playground and a remake of the school library.'

But, he concludes, 'As for us, it's a bargain we'll just have to pass up. The cost is too high. Our integrity isn't for sale.'

Only 60 to 65 American Girl Fashion Shows are held nationwide each year, and no other groups have canceled because of this issue, according to Julie Parks, spokeswoman of the Middleton-based company.

The fashion shows include the firm's popular historic dolls being carried by girls who resemble the dolls and dress in the same outfits.

The parish had scheduled five showings May 19 to 21 at the Country Springs Hotel in Waukes"

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