Yes, your ass does look fat

British academics to tackle fashion's bottom line - Yahoo! News: "LONDON (AFP) - It is one of the most fundamental -- and, for men, potentially hazardous -- questions of modern life, for which academics now hope to provide the definitive answer: 'Does my bum look big in this?'

The School of Textiles and Design at Heriot-Watt University in Edinburgh have begun what is believed to be the world's first-ever study on how women's clothing affects the bottom."

Hey, ladies? If you have to ask the question then it means your ass does look fat, even if we tell you something else to be nice