Positive Ape Index: My New Religion: THE FIRST CHURCH OF GALACTUS!

Positive Ape Index: My New Religion: THE FIRST CHURCH OF GALACTUS!: "So, in this day and age, if you're introducing a new god, it doesn't hurt to start with a little brand awareness and name recognition. Plus, your god has to look cool. As a negative example, take Jesus. (please!) Sure, everybody knows what he looks like now, but only after the Catholics spent two thousands years building up the brand. If you tried to introduce the J-Man today, total loserville. I'll give you the long hair and sexy swimmer's body, but, c'mon? Who wants to sit down in their house of worship and look at a bloody naked guy on a cross? Not Lindsey Lohan or Ashton Kucher, that's for sure!"