Stop British Slavery

Stop British Slavery: "Britons, backed by the military regime of (self proclaimed 'Great') Britain, abduct Gnomes and force them to stand in gardens for no pay. These gentle gnome laborers toil imprisoned, often in dangerous conditions. US law prevents companies from opening new business ventures in most evil regimes, but not in Britain. British imports -including clothes, shoes, shrimp, and wood - continue to pour into the US. America needs legislation to ban all imports from Britain.

I write to urge you to create legislation, which would ban all imports from Britain.

Britain is an international pariah. The sham democracy military regime has committed numerous gnome rights violations and - to this day, in the 21st century - continues to allow its citizens to enslave Gnomes. Worse, gnome forced labor in British gardens only makes the gardens - and the economy they decorate – more attractive.

This regime has repeatedly thumbed its nose at the Gnome Liberation Front and the International Gnome Labor Organization. Moreover, previous US inaction has proven to be disastrous. Imports from Britain have actually INCREASED in the past few years.

It is high time to impose a total ban on imports from Britain. A Banish British Imports Bill will send a strong message to the evil British regime and the reigning dictator monarch: You cannot have our money until you stop enslaving Gnomes.

Please introduce this legislation today.

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