I'm writing a book!

I'm writing a book, "Learning Perl on Windows XP"

Chapter 1.

Click on your start menu, over on the left it says "run".

Type 'cmd' in that line.

It will open a window to the dos command line.

Then go to the directory where you have perl.exe. Type perl.exe....

blah blah blah, I could never do tech support. I'm already annoyed with this.

Look, just get a shell account for your webserver and learn perl from the command line. Any perl program you write for windows will have to be retranslated to run on your server, unless it's a windows IIs server...in which case you have other problems.

If you have a IIs server you should probably go check to see if it's crashed. No, seriously, go check now. It's probably crashed.

Look, just pay me a thousand dollars a month and I'll set up your site for you, ok?

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